#is there even a ship name for phineas/buford

[miraacleworker]

more of these guys because last post blew up like. hi. im not used to this 👋👋👋

[noddytheornithopod]

Uh so apparently there's screenshots of upcoming Phineas and Ferb episodes, supposedly from a Hulu page? IDK what's going on, but I'll be my obsessive nerdy self and break them down.

From what I can find, apparently there IS one for Summer Block Buster but it is an image we've already seen, so off to the new stuff.

Cloudy With a Chance of Mom

Lines up with stuff we've seen before. Again, wondering if the mom cloud is a deliberate thing they created.

"Block party."

Submarine Sandwich Submarine

So apparently this is the title now instead of Appetite for Adventure. Stuff happens

Buford and Isabella on the rear windows, Phineas and Baljeet in the middle ones. Guessing Ferb is driving, lol.

Seems we see some giant sea creatures.

License to Bust

Yeah, again, lines up with what we know.

Candace looking very overprepared here, lol.

Wonder if Candace driving will be plot relevant later in the Season?

Dry Another Day

Very much like what we got in the trailer. Not too much else to say.

Deconstructing Doof

Seems the premise of Doof in therapy is confirmed! Now let's see if those notes indicating other things from a while back come true.

I feel like I should recognise the teddy bear but I'm drawing a blank. XP

Tropey McTropeface

Wait... the trope in the title was referring to a ZOETROPE? Wonder if this is going to use any elements from "Bad Deal", the episode that was supposed to use this premise but never got made, I think because Disney wanted the specials in Season 4.

Biblio-Blast!

That's a giant bookshelf alright. IDK what those tubes are though.

Baljeet is in the crane.

A Chip to the Vet

Yep, it seems to be what many assumed. Perry goes to the vet, but gets microchipped, which will likely be a problem for his cover.

Lots of very uh colourful characters here, lol.

More than an Intern

Carl seems to be working some kind of job here. Waiter, maybe? Also seems like he's trying to use his wrist watch to communicate. Maybe undercover, maybe too used to being in OWCA. :v

The Aurora Perry-Alis

Seems like some kind of cruise ship. Not much to gleam except the "Kids Klub" sign. Either someone's going on this, or this is something PnF have made.

Lord of the Firesides

Wow, this episode LOVES to tease me, huh? Ominous lighting, Isabella with only some of the girls... clearly some kind of conflict here. Hopefully not all out war (or hopefully, if you feed of drama like me).

Still assuming the conflict is over who's in charge, cuz title and also it feels like it would revolve around Isabella's leadership based on other stuff we've gotten.

Return of that blonde Fireside Girl we see in a few eps... and a new design? Hooray for new extras. Let's see if they get actual names or are relevant beyond just filling out numbers.

So uhhh yeah there we go. Let's see if anything else comes out soon, maybe even stuff from the other episodes that are dropping on Disney+ in June.

[duckapus]

Isabelleven

So as you can probably guess from her being in Kevin’s role things aren’t exactly gonna go well for the Candace 10 version of Isabella.

At first they just think she has electricity powers, since that seems to be how Osmosian powers manifest when they first activate. She gets a cool costume Phineas and Ferb make for her and calls herself Shock Absorber since all the good electric superhero names are taken(and as previously stated I’m bad at naming things). This goes on for a while, and then she accidentally absorbs some energy from one of Candace’s forms and they find out she can turn into cool-but-freaky hybrids too. They all have some fun with that, and while they keep Shock Absorber as her public hero name they start calling her “Isabelleven” within the team since she can have all ten of Candace’s power sets on top of her own.

But that’s where things start to go wrong. Over time, she starts to become more reliant on her hybrid forms, even when her basic electric powers would probably be more useful. She also gets a lot worse at keeping her short temper under wraps like she usually does, even snapping at Phineas on occasion. This comes to a head a few days after the first fight with Vilgax, when during a fight with a low-tier villain(probably the Bugg Brothers) she accidentally manages to merge with two of Candace’s aliens at once and the conflicting set of instincts make her go berserk, traumatizing the villains and nearly hurting Buford in the process.

After coming back to her senses she’s absolutely horrified by what she just did and decides to stop using the hybrid forms altogether, which isn’t easy since outside of the loss of control all that extra Omnitrix energy felt Really Good, and there’s an itch in the back of her mind that wants More, needs More. She manages to ignore said itch for a while, but then the team’s in a particularly tough fight and Candace is timead out and knocked down the Omnitrix is right there, and Isabella’s grabbing the dial before she can think about her actions.

The result is a horrifying, feral, Frankenstein’s Monster-style chimera of Candace’s eleven currently unlocked aliens. Brick Brawl’s torso, Mudslide and Overflow’s arms, Nodestool’s root-leg-tendril things in place of Overflow’s hand, XLR8′s legs, Inkydink’s long prehensile tail, Ball Weevil’s head, Outa’ Sprite’s ears, Prick’s mane of quills, a left eye made out of Proxi’s hologram projector, Big Chill’s cloak-like wings, and tubes from both Overflow and Proxi criss-crossing all over. She makes short work of the villain, but then starts attacking anything else that moves, including her friends. She manages to come to her senses just as it seems like she’s about to eat Ferb, at which point she flies off into the night so she can’t hurt anyone else, with everyone beaten down and in no condition to pursue her.

After that she occasionally crosses paths with the others, either feral and causing problems, sane and hiding, or fading in and out between the two, until Vilgax and Rodney(by the way, Vilgax joined/took over LOVEMUFFIN after he lost to Inkydink and his ship got destroyed) manage to capture and find a way to control her, and the three of them attack the Flynn-Fletchers while they’re visiting Niagara Falls, leading to an adaptation of Back With a Vengeance, complete with Master Control getting temporarily unlocked, the fight ending up in the Null Void, and Candace losing the Omnitrix for a couple minutes. Isabella manages to break free of the evil duo’s control and regain her senses fully, then drags them down into the NV’s depths to give Candace and Ferb a chance to escape.

After that she gets her own side story detailing her attempts to fix her mutation, understand and properly control her powers, escape the Null Void, and later figure out how to get home when she does escape but ends up on the opposite end of the galaxy from Earth in the process.

[galaxina-the-pyro]

really wanna send a request with a ship with one of those prompts. but i’m not sure which ships you’re okay with and the ones you aren’t.

Allow me to make a list for some of the ships I like and what show they’re part of! And if the ship you have in mind isn’t on the list, just give me the ship name and the show it’s from and I’ll let you know if I’m comfortable writing for it or not. 😁

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas x Isabella [OTP]

Vanessa x Monty

Linda x Lawrence

Ferb x Ginger (or any of the other Fireside Girls)

Baljeet x Mishti

Buford x Gretchen

Ferb x Vanessa [either during the AYA timeframe, or with their ages tweaked so they’re at least closer in age if not the same age - or even a one-sided situation cuz those are always cute/funny/angsty]

Doofenshmirtz x Charlene [Pre-Show]

Candace x Jeremy

Perry x his job [jk, but seriously]

I also ship Doofenshmirtz hard with my OC, Alice Schnitzel, but I doubt you know anything about her, lol, also I’m probably gonna do these more likely than OTHER ships tbh (also I do not touch Perryshmirtz - we don’t talk about that ship around me 😳)

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic x Sally [OTP]

Sonic x Galaxina [also OTP]

Tails x Cosmo

Knuckles x Rouge

Shadow x Rouge

Vector x Vanilla

Antoine x Bunnie

I probably have more than that but I don’t have any else that come to mind. XD

Invader Zim

Zim x Zita [OTP] (Note: I do not follow show canon and consider Zim to be a child)

Dib x Tak (Note: The above statement applies to here also)

Zim x Gaz

I don’t have as many ships for IZ as I previously thought…huh…(and no I do not do ZADR, I’m a ZADF kinda gal)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Pinkie x Discord [OTP] (FIGHT ME)

Pinkie x Cheese Sandwich

Fluttershy x Discord

Fluttershy x Cheese Sandwich

Rainbow Dash x Soarin’

Applejack x King Sombra (thanks for that @ad-post-it)

Twilight Sparkle x Flash Sentry (Again, FIGHT ME)

Derpy x Flash Sentry

Spike x Sweetie Belle

Apple Bloom x Tender Taps

I DEFINITELY have more ships in this fandom than THAT. 😂 shipping is too easy in MLP.

Star vs the Forces of Evil

Star x Tom [OTP]

Marco x Kelly

Star x Marco

Eclipsa x Globgor

Milo Murphy’s Law

Milo x Amanda [OTP]

Melissa x Bradley [also OTP]

Melissa x Zack

Gravity Falls

Dipper x Pacifica [OTP]

AAAAAAAND THERE YOU HAVE IT! The list of ships I’m most likely gonna definitely say yes to writing for! Again, if your ship isn’t on this list, that doesn’t necessarily mean I won’t write for it - give it a try and see what happens! But if it’s NOT from any of the shows, chances are I might not know about it, so do me a favor and gimme some info on the couple, particularly what show/content they’re from so I can do research.

Thank you so much for considering asking me for a request! 🥰

[rosesmith18]

(PnF) Headcanon #3 Fireside Girls Troop 46231

So, I thought today I would post my personal headcanons about the fireside members of troop 46231. This post will be about general information pertaining to the girl, and will be reflected in any of my writing of them. Let's start with troop leader, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: Isabella is a stubborn, loyal leader to her troops. She can sometimes come off as violent or obsessive in her pursuits for both patches and affection from her crush, but she is always dependable and knows when it's time to get serious. Full Name: Isabella Vincenza Maritza Garcia-Shapiro Ethnicity: Jewish Mexican(Mother)/Israelite(Father) Birthday: 12, July, 1997 Hometown: Isabella was born in Chihuahua, Mexico to parents Vivian Shapiro & Elihu Garcia. She moved to Danville when she was six years old after the passing of her grandfather Vincente Shapiro. Pets: Her pet Pinky the Chihuahua is the son of Gordita; a female Chihuahua her father gave her mother when they began dating. School Pursuits: Isabella pursues cheerleading along with the rest of her troop throughout middle school and high school. She is the captain of the Danville cheer team while still maintaining her position as a fireside girl. She is also a camp counselor at a fireside campsite. Sexuality: Isabella is a Demiromantic(Demisexual) meaning she can only have romantic and sexual feeling for those she has formed a tight bond with such as Phineas. Main Ship: Phinbella Next up is, Gretchen Miller: Viewable as second in command of troop 46231; Gretchen is the most calculated of her troop. She manages scheduling, remainders, and patch earnings among her companions, and is the most bluntly factual in her mannerisms. Full Name: Gretchen Miller Ethnicity: American Birthday: 23, March, 1997 Hometown: Gretchen was born in Centre County, Pennsylvania and moved to Danville when she was three years old. School Pursuits: Gretchen is second in command to the Danville cheer team upon entering middle school and onward. Starting in her freshman year of high school she also spends her time participating in martial arts classes after school. Sexuality: Straight Main Ship: Gretchen/Buford Followed by, Ginger Hirano: Ginger is an kind-hearted, scholarly member of the fireside girls who harbors a crush on Baljeet. She excides in academics much to the pleasure of her mother, and though they occasionally fight, Ginger looks up to her older sister Stacy for her natural confidence. Full Name: Ginger Yoshioka Hirano Ethnicity: Japanese Birthday: 8, January, 1997 Hometown: Ginger was born in Tokyo, Japan to parents Reiki Hirano & Yutaka Ito. She moved to Danville when she was only a few months old after her father was transferred there. School Pursuits: Ginger pursues cheerleading with the rest of her troop as well as a study group during her years in middle school and high school. Sexuality: Straight Main Ship: Ginger/Baljeet Adyson Sweetwater: Adyson is the drama lover of troop 46231. She adores causing and adding to drama within her circle of friends, even willing to start rumors about herself if things are turning dull. If there is drama brewing she has played a hand in it. Full Name: Adyson Sweetwater Ethnicity: American Birthday: 19, November, 1997 Hometown: Adyson was born in San Diego, California and moved to Danville when she was two years old. School Pursuits: Besides being a school gossip, Adyson is also a middle & high school cheerleader. Sexuality: Pansexual Main Ship: Adyson/Django Holly Okoro: Holly is the most questioning of her troop with clear concern for the well-being of her friends. She stays away from the drama Adyson starts, and cares little for the boy troubles of Isabella & Ginger. She can sometimes find her friends to be quite tiresome. Full Name: Holly Okoro Ethnicity: African-American Birthday: 14, September, 1997 Hometown: Holly was born in Chicago, Illinois and moved to Danville when she was four years old. School Pursuits: Holly can only handle so much, choosing to join the cheer team with her fellow troop, but finding middle & high school cumbersome if she pursued anything else. Sexuality: Bisexual Main Ship: Holly/Balthazar Katie Evoy: Katie is a tough, though easily distracted member of troop 46231. She tries her best in everything she does and rarely fails, but it can take her quite a bit of time and effort. She is not one to give up however, and is always pushing her limits. Full Name: Katie Evoy Ethnicity: American Birthday: 3, March, 1997 Hometown: Katie was born in O'Fallon, Missouri and moved to Danville when she was two years old. School Pursuits: Katie is a proud follower of her friends and troop which leads to her joining the cheer team in middle school and high school. Sexuality: Lesbian Main Ship: Katie/Brigitte Milly Faber: Milly is a shy, soft-spoken member of troop 46231. She is the most easily frightened among her friends, and is very much fond of teamwork. She can push her fears away when the need arises, but is happy to depend on her friends whenever possible. Full Name: Milly Faber Ethnicity: American Birthday: 17, October, 1997 Hometown: Milly was born in Manhattan, New York and moved to Danville when she was five years old. School Pursuits: Milly is both a member of cheerleading squad while in middle school and high school, as well as a member of the high school newpaper club. Sexuality: Straight Main Ship: Milly/Irving In summary, these are my headcanons for the members of troop 46231. Keep in mind most of what I have written is not canon to the show, only canon to my portrayal's of these characters-as a headcanon would imply. If you have any questions or suggestions pertaining to these characters feel free to message me on tumblr or leave a note on the post. More detailed post of these characters will appear in the future at some point; I do wish to make a post about my main ships, and why exactly I have them/how the girls get with them.

[zosonils]

A, E, F, I, K, N, P, T, X, and Z for the fandom prompts? Sorry if it’s too many

a - ships that you currently like a lot - every day my brain is filled with queerplatonic phinabella and bu[ferb]jeet, and i’ve also been thinking about canderemy quite a bit lately because it’s genuinely really sweet?? like They Care Each Other and it’s nice to have a canonically established pairing that’s really healthy and supportive and if nobody else is going to think about jeremy i will fucking do it all myself

e - have you added anything hilarious to your fandom? - i’ve definitely contributed my fair share of shitposts but i don’t think i’ve made any significant widespread impact yet lmao. maybe there’s another timeline out there where catu sparked a phineas and ferb fandom renaissance and my post about ferb and buford texting british recipes to each other has 47,000 notes [1200 of which are a violent in-character debate between two sans roleplay blogs] and haunts me every day and night

f - what’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom? - i’ve been into sonic since i was 7 and i’m nearly an adult now and it terrifies me

i - has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms? - answered here

k - what character has your favourite development arc? - to be honest basically every character development arc i like is one that i made up myself in my many extensive fuck canon timelines, but i really love how whisper’s been developing in idw sonic so far :) it’s really really good to see her making friends and coming out of her shell in contrast to her first appearances while still having extremely clear boundaries, and as more of her previous trauma is revealed it’s really interesting to see how that recontextualises her actions - she’s such an amazingly written character and i love how respectfully she’s handled without the writing around her ever getting more serious than anything else in idw sonic [which is on the grim side for sonic media, literally the third arc was a zombie apocalypse and it lasted like 2 years, but it’s still pretty full of ye olde goofy sonic the heck hijinks and handles all but the darkest of moments pretty lightheartedly]

n - name three things you wish you saw more of in your main fandom - i already answered this one but i’m doin it again! i’m cheating and naming six babey! god may judge me but his sins outnumber my own, as they say

aro phineas [with queerplatonic phinabella optional but recommended] please please please please please please please plea

i want early flynn-fletcher family shenanigans!! ferb meeting his new siblings, the kids all getting used to having two parents, baby perry?? has anyone written this? i’ll write it damn it! i might not because writing is hard but also if nobody else is gonna do it then i will!!!!! give me shape babies god fucking damn it!

i wish more people acknowledged the fact that doof is canonically a double amputee like. i know it only comes up in one episode and is never mentioned again and was probably intended as a bit of dark-ish comedy but it’s a really cool fact about him that’s got so much potential for art and fics alike [and even if it didn’t, acknowledging canonically disabled characters even if it’s only canon on a technicality and as a probable joke is still always important!]

p - invent a random au for any fandom - i think i made exactly one post about this and then forgot about it but fuck it phineas and ferb sonic adventure 2 au. phineas goes fast. perry is a chao and he does something really cool, probably. vanessa is contractually obligated to die unfortunately because she’s the best stand-in for maria. ferb might also die but also i could decide he doesn’t if i want to because i sure as hell did that with shadow [i know he comes back but it’s bad so i’m re-killing him and re-reviving him and making an alternate timeline fuck you sega shadow wouldn’t be a cop]. baljeet causes immeasurable damage to government property while upbeat synth music plays

t - any hard and fast headcanons you’ll die defending - [SLAMS BINDER THE SIZE OF A SMALL TO MEDIUM COUNTRY ON TABLE] i literally could not name all of them if i TRIED. i have so many it’s genuinely hard just to pick a handful to showcase as example. in most cases i’m genuinely fine with other interpretations even though i like mine better but there are a select few that i refuse to budge a goddamn planck length on and that automatically make me kinda suspicious of anyone who adamantly disagrees; mostly these are autistic headcanons because what kind of a MANIAC thinks ferb ‘nonverbal no eye contact hyperfocusing king’ fletcher is neurotypical

x - a trope which you’re almost certain to love in any fandom - FOUND FUCKING FAMILY BABEY!!!!! it’s so fucking good even when some or all of the characters already have pretty good relationships with their biological/legal family, there’s a flavour of it to suit basically any group of characters and it makes my heart go bkngjbn hsbvhfnvhjf hsnvjwnvjkfn hjfvnksjvnf hfnvfjk every time :’)

z - ramble about anything fan related - i can’t fuckin do this without a prompt because my brain turns into soup when i’m put on the spot hfnvkfgnj sorry but uhhhhh autistic ferb good and i’m genuinely so so so so glad that it’s received some level of acknowledgement/approval from dan. honestly if you want an answer for this question just scroll through my blog for any length of time hjndfvkfnkbn

[takaraphoenix]

Decided to I'd let you know all the P&F and MML ship names cuz why not (or at least the important ones/ones ppl ship the most) Phineas and Ferb ships: Phinabella- Phineas x Isabella Ferbnessa- Ferb x Vanessa (yes this is a real ship, as far as I know noone ships then when they are young just when they're adults you'll see why when you finish the series) Candremy- Candace x Jeremy Candenessa- Candace x Vanessa Perryshirmtz- Perry x Heniz Bujeet- Buford x Baljeet (1/?)

Milo Murphys Law ship names: (these aren't as important seeing as you aren't watching this show right not and you probably don't know most of these characters names)  Dakavendish- Dakota x Cavendish (also knowns as the pistachio protecters and the pistachio gays) Milomanda- Milo x Amanda Zalissa- Zack x Melissa Milissa- Milo x Melissa Zilo/Milack- Milo x Zack Bardlissa- Bradley x Melissa Bradilo- Bradley x Milo I think those are all the main ones (2/3) P&f and MML ships (3/3) Ok for this last one i just wanted to mention there ofc other ships but I couldn't find the ship names for them (suck as Candace x Stacy or Vanessa x Monty) or I don't see them as important or don't really want to mention those  Also I feel like I should mention that in Milo murphy's law there is a character (the before mentioned Bradley from the last ask) that falls in love with an ice cream machine. Two others are in love with a desk and a milk carton.

Phinabella is VERY GOOD TO KNOW I LOVE THEM. *^*

That second one, I am... aware is a real ship. Eh. Guess they can’t do everything right, but I digress.

Candace and Jeremy is actually, ya know, not bad. It’s not a thing I am invested in, but far as “heteronormative ships I will have to sit through because canon” go, it’s pretty okay.

But Candace and Vanessa are Candessa, not Candenessa; like, one of those is the tag where I found all the shiny ship art, the other is literally empty on here. xD”

I won’t even pretend to be surprised that people ship Heinz and Perry. *snorts amused*

I have very mixed feelings on Buford in general, like... it’s weird to see a bully and his victim be... in the same friends group?? Very, very strange. xD

And yeeeah all of those MML ones I have literally no sense of recognition at all yet and won’t be for a while considering there’s like 200 more episodes of P&F to watch first... xD”

I’m not even gonna ask about the inanimate objects...

Thanks for the list! <3

[kingsforcedvacation]

Star Wars/Phineas and Ferd

Imagine a Star Wars and a Phineas and Ferb crossover. It would be set in the Star Wars universe and the Phineas and Ferb characters are clones in the 501st, the battalion sent in when everything seems hopeless and does the impossible every day. They are known to be able to handle anything, and to do that they have to have several specialized squads.

You, of course, have torrent, led by General Anakin Skywalker and (Commander) Captain Rex that specializes in turning the tide of battle. They take up half of the battalion. Next you have the specialized squads.

Team Phineas:

Phineas

Ferb

Baljeet

Buford

Irving

They can build anything but specialize in transportation.

Busted:

Candace

Stacy

Vanessa

Jenny

Jeremy

These are the spies and intelligence gatherers. They gather information on the separatists movements/weapons/intelligence/etc. and bust them. They are very thorough (almost obsessived) and take great pleasure in every bust.

Firestorm (2nd dimension firesquad girls):

Isabella

Gretchen

Holly

Katie

Ginger

Milly

Adyson

These are the scouts. They pride themselves on adaption and their survival skills. If you get stranded on an unknown planet, you want it to be with one of them.

Love Muffin:

Heinz

Norm

Rodney

Mystery

Deminion

These are the weapons and armor specialists. You name it they cans make it into a weapon.

OWACA:

Monogram

Perry

Carl

25 other agents

These are the sabatours. Monogram and Carl are the handlers that hand out missions and Perry is the best agent.

The parents:

Linda

Lorance

Vivian

Charlene

Hirano

While on the ship they are the cooks, however, when needed they are the medics on or off the field depending on the situation. They have a tendency to parent the other clones.

Despite being the top battalion they spend a lot of time in hyperspace and hyperspace means boredom. Of course with Phineas and Ferb boredom never lasts long. Their goal is to make what little time they have worth living for every clone in the battalion.

They’ve done ship wide games, expanded the inside of the ship, created obstical courses, flooded areas of the ship so they can swim and breath underwater with their invention, shrunk and played hide and seek, body swapping, raced go cart like vehicles, and so much more.

‘There’s so much stuff to do before we go marching on. So stick with us because the 501st is gonna do it all’ (theme song)

Every clone knows about the inventions, but Anakin and Ahsoka never see them. Clones will talk about what they had been doing but the Jedi will just nod their heads, believing it was just a story. Obi-wan Kenobi knows though and will join in any chance he gets.

In Phineas and Ferb they have at least one song each episode. In this universe either Jango wasn’t human or something got added, but all of the clones have to sing at least once a day. Not just humming a toon but full on, pulling things out of nowhere, scene changing, laws of physics defying, everyone somehow knows the lyrics and dance moves, singing. It never ceases to amaze/frustrate/fascinate/baffle the Jedi when they see it. They leave it alone though because even if it does happen in battle sometimes it just allows the clones to pull out increasingly ridiculous weapons and moves as they go, and no one ever dies during a song. Sometimes the droids even join in on the song.

[palizinhas]

For the asks, I'll ask Phineas and Ferb! And if you've already done that, Phineas for the character asks! :)

You know what, I’ll do both!

This is enourmous though, so under the cut.

PnF:

Favorite character: Ferb!! I just think he’s so chill and fun to watch. So many of my favorite moments in the series come from him, because he may not say much, but he says everything he needs to say and more than makes up by his lack of lines by crushing every single one he does have. Also helps that whenever he sung the song was an absolute highlight for me.

Least Favorite character: God. Linda. It’s just. IDK. She’s so unable to take Candace seriously, and if she really thinks that “there’s something wrong with her”, she should do something about it. I know, I know, it’s just for the jokes, but that has always bothered me.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): My only real pnf ships are Phinabella and kinda Perryshmirtz (it’s just this thing where there’s so much cute art for them that I’ve just come to accept it as not being that weird, though I don’t blame people for being grossed out by it). I’m also lowkey fond of Candace/Vanessa and Buford/Baljeet, but I’m not sure I’d say that I really ship them. To round it up with number 5... I’ll cheat and say PnF SW Phinabella, just because PnF really got me to buy into the Skysolo expy huh.

Character I find most attractive: Growing up it was definitely Vanessa, but they’re all my children now.

Character I would marry: Lawrence seems like a chill husband.

Character I would be best friends with: Baljeet’s subplot in CATU being how much he likes Space Adventure was super hashtag relatable as someone who is super into SW. We could nerd out together, it would be fun.

a random thought: I wish they’d make a sequel to PnF SW. I’ve joked about it being named “Emperry Strikes Back” in the past, but it’s just... I love SW. I love PnF. PnF SW is a masterpiece. Let me have more of it.

An unpopular opinion: I’m not even sure what counts or not as unpopular, I’m not that involved with the PnF fandom like I was three years ago, but I think I enjoy CATU more than ATSD. Not because I think it has a stronger story - ATSD just has a lot of plotlines everyone always wanted to see, so no PnF movie will ever touch it in that sense - but I just think CATU is more fun. It definitely has a better soundtrack, but even outside of that I find myself thinking about CATU more than I ever did ATSD outside of writing fic where they remember everything.

My Canon OTP: Phinabella, of course. It will always be so weird to call them “canon”, but they are. AYA’s quality or lack thereof aside, I’ll always be glad for the episode for being the first PnF episode I watched in years and getting me back into the show, and I don’t think that would have happened were it not for my 13-year-old self struggling to read in English because there were no good PnF fanfics in Portuguese.

My Non-canon OTP: I already talked a bit about Perryshmirtz, so I’ll talk about Candace/Vanessa instead. I just think it’s so cool how their relationship evolved over the course of the show. A great thing about PnF is that despite having a very strict formula, there are some relationships that changed over the course of the summer, and these two legit had never even met before the show began and turned out to have such great chemistry.

Most Badass Character: You can’t not say Isabella. There’s Perry too, of course, but I think Isabella impresses me more because she’s not some badass secret agent, she’s just... a kid.

Most Epic Villain: Darth Ferb!!! I went into PnF SW mostly unspoiled and that was so cool.

Pairing I am not a fan of: Um. I have nothing against Canderemy, per se, but I always preferred Candace when she had plots with her brothers or Vanessa than her plots with Jeremy.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Sometimes I think about the Mission Marvel episode and randomly get mad. It’s not even one specific character, I just don’t think that crossover worked. It’s probably the only episode of the show I only watched once, and I just... really don’t like how some of the characters were written in it.

Favourite Friendship: The kid crew is the best, man. All five of them are such fun characters, and I love all of their interactions. My favorite pair within it is probably Buford and Isabella, who I just think had some really fun scenes together, but you can’t go wrong with these five.

Character I most identify with: Growing up it was definitely Baljeet, as the nerd kid who got picked on and all that. Now, I’m not sure?

Character I wish I could be: Honestly, any of the fireside girls. They seem like they’ve got their life together. Wish I could relate.

Phineas:

How I feel about this character: Phineas is such a good kid. I always preferred Ferb, but that doesn’t mean I don’t think Phineas is awesome. He’s so nice, such a genuinely great person who just wants to help everyone so they can have as great a time as he is having.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Just Isabella, really. I think there’s probably some good fanfic that makes a case for Phineas and other people (Baljeet could be cute, I guess?) but I just can’t really see Phineas with anyone else.

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Ferb!! They just get each other so freaking well, and for all that the actual story of PnF is less about the two of them and more how the other characters react to them, I don’t think the show would have worked if their relationship wasn’t as good.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Again, not sure what counts or not as unpopular. Maybe that I wasn’t into the “Phineas gets angry at Candace” scenes? Like, I remember before CATU came out people would always talk about wanting another, but I was so glad when the movie came out and we didn’t get one. Get on the trike was funny, but after that it got annoying.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I found the Phineas and Ferb Effect (the actual thing, not the episode) a weird choice, but if they were going to go there, I’d have enjoyed some actual aknowledgment on how weird it was. I know a lot of things got cut from the crossover for time, so I get it, but I do wish there was more of a reaction from Phineas and Ferb to finding out about it.

Favorite friendship for this character: I do really enjoy Phineas and Isabella’s friendship? Like, while I do ship them, I was never really one to wish they’d get together within the show because I didn’t want their dynamic to change, because it was just so good on its own. They’re such good friends regardless of anything else and I really appreciate that.

My crossover ship: I don’t do crossover shipping most of the time, tbh.

[cantdanceflynn]

My fair goalie is a great episode! I like the part where Heinz is sick and Perry puts a blanket over him, and the ‘nostrils’ is funny for a team name. Every part of that episode does seem quite well put together!

Lawrence is incredible in that episode, I think it’s one of the best examples of his personality. He’s very mild-mannered, and he’s willing to let himself lose just so his brother is happy. But he’s also very talented! He just doesn’t show it unless he has a reason to: and Linda asking him to show it is a good reason for him, it’s always nice to see their relationship, it’s wholesome.

The Candace plot of the episode is also really entertaining, the being a lady song gets stuck in my head all the time, it’s really great.

Eliza is an interesting character as well, I kind of wish that she had another episode or two. Her family presumably lives in England, so I think they should have been mentioned whenever the Flynn-Fletchers visited England. Also, she has way too many brothers, lmao.

Professor Ross Eford is also a genius palindrome- I think it’s interesting worldbuilding to introduce a concept like “palindromes were feared in the fifties”. We can see how that old superstition still exists in the modern day, with how that kid realized Ross had a palindrome name and their mother clearly still has some prejudice for palindromes. I think the implications of this would be really interesting! And since palindromes aren’t a controversial topic in the real world, I think that would be a really great opportunity for Phineas and Ferb to tackle the concept of discrimination. It would be really interesting to have an episode where someone has a palindrome name and is bullied and Phineas and Ferb’s big idea of the day could be teaching everyone that it’s okay to have a palindrome name! Buford could be the bully, maybe he learned that palindromes were bad from an older relative, and over the course of the episode he realizes that there’s nothing wrong with palindromes. Also, given that ‘madam’ is a palindrome, it could be interesting to have interactions where an older woman from the fifties is called madam and she gets offended at being called a palindrome.

Let’s not forget Ferb, either! Ferb is great in that episode. Honestly, the ‘curse’ thing could tie into the palindrome superstition in a really interesting way if they’d wanted to go that route, but the ending where the curse is broken and they still lose is also really great. ‘Sometimes you just miss’ is a good moral, because it also serves to debunk superstition. Sometimes you just miss, there doesn’t have to be a supernatural explanation for everything. I also really love the bit at the beginning when Buford comes by and gives Ferb all that American stuff in that big sack. It’s really brilliant! I also like the end credits, when Ferb says he’s not a Brit or a Yank, he’s just Ferb. When I saw that part I was struck by an irrational urge to edit the scene so he was saying that in response to being asked what his gender was.. non-binary Ferb is all powerful, I suppose. But honestly it is a really nice sentiment. That episode goes all in on the American vs British stuff, but that ending takes a step back to remind the audience that it’s all just for fun, and no one actually has to be defined by where they live or where they came from. They can just be!

Also Baljeet screaming in the hat. Need I say more? Hilarious.

SGJIDGJSGIJSGISGJ YEA!!!

EXACTLY LAWRENCE IS SOSOSSOSO PRECIOUSSSSSS ILHSM HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH LINDA IS INDEED SO WHOLESOME

AND SOSOSOSOSO TRUE THAT SONG GOD I LOVE THAT SONG IDK WHY ITS SO GOOD BUT IT ISSS

AND OH MY GOD YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE FANON IVE BUILT UP ABOUT ELIZA SHE IS DEFINITELY ONE OF MY FAVORITE ONE-OFF CHARACTERS (AND ALSO I HAVE PROBABLY THE MOST CRACK SHIPS OF ALL CRACK SHIPS W HER, ELIZA X LACIE. THE LESBIAN POTENTIAL IG)

AND THE PALINDROME LORE IS GOOD YEA BUT I FEEL LIKE W THE CAST THEY'VE GOT FOR THAT(I MEAN, EVEN WOUT THE QUEER UNDERTONES, ISABELLA BALJEET AND STACY(AT THE VERY LEAST!!!) ARE RIGHT THERE) ITD JUST FEEL SHITTY AND PATRONIZING. I JUST DONT THINK THATS HOW THEY SHOULD TACKLE IT WHEN THEY HAVE GENUINE MINORITIES THERE COMPARED TO A GOOD PIECE OF BACKGROUND LORE YA KNOW?

AND FERB IS SOSOSSOSOSSOSOSO WONDERFUL IN THIS EP INDEED!!!! ITD BE A LIL WEIRD IF HE WASNT OBVIOUSLY BUT STILL LOL ENBY FERB REAL

ALSO FOR VERY SPECIFIC REASONS IRVING BEING THE ONE OUT OF EVERYONE TO CONVINCE FERB TO COME BACK MEANS THE WORLD TO ME :)

[themurphyzone]

Episode 42: Meap Me in St. Louis

A LONG TIME AGO,

PROBABLY A WEEK BUT THAT’S STILL KIND OF A LONG TIME, 

A WRITER DECIDED TO UNDERGO THE TASK OF GATHERING ALL SEEMINGLY UNRELATED SCENES FROM THIS TRAILER AND PUT THEM INTO A COHERENT STORY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY GET PAID FOR THIS STUFF HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF MAKING THIS AN ACTUAL EPISODE. 

JUST PRETEND THERE’S AN EPIC STAR WARS-ESQUE FANFARE HERE. I DON’T HAVE A TEAM OF SOUND EDITORS AND AN ORCHESTRA FOR AWESOME BACKGROUND MUSIC. 

AND NOW I PRESENT 

THE CHRONICLES OF MEAP

EPISODE 42: MEAP ME IN ST. LOUIS

PART 1: THE MEAPENING 

Location: Space, the Milky Way Galaxy. Approaching Asteroid Belt at Warp Drive 2. 

Meap jerked the wheel to the left, barely avoiding a large asteroid which threatened to crash through one of the side engines. His tricked-out ship could withstand any kind of G-force, meteor showers, and the occasional laser blast from evil galactic overlords, but he wasn’t taking any risks. Unfortunately, the nearest aliens were the Martians, who were infamous for being one of the more primitive races of the universe, since they tended to break any kind of technology that came their way. 

He checked the rearview mirror, smirking when Mitch’s large and clunky ship got pelted with space rock after space rock. It would give Meap plenty of time to get to Earth without being followed. 

Clearing the Asteroid Belt was a cinch. As he passed by Phobos, he noticed a purple ship with its hood popped open on the rocky surface. A rather peculiar looking fellow with green, mottled skin and horns held up a sign that said ‘HELP. NEED REPAIR’. 

Meap instinctively recoiled, a normal reaction for his species when they saw something irreparably ugly. But as an Intergalactic Security Agent, it was his job to help the denizens of outer space regardless of species. He pulled out his favorite translator mustache, the black one that made him sound like Lorenzo Lamas. He parked his ship and hopped out, waving to the strange fellow. 

“Hello!” Meap said, holding out his hand in greeting. “My name is Meap, Intergalactic Security Agent, S rank. What seems to be the trouble today?” 

The strange alien’s pink eye bulged out toward him, while the blue scrutinized him closely. He didn’t shake his hand. “Broken,” he rasped. “Throw it away.” 

Meap leaned over the exposed engine, examining several of the close wires. “Don’t be so dramatic, friend!” he said, attaching the wires to their correct outlets. “Your wires just got knocked loose. It’s a common problem with ship models from the Cygnus cluster. How about I give you the coordinates to Dave’s repair shop? Real good guy, prices aren’t bad either. He deals with stuff like this all the time-” 

A shadow fell across him just as he turned around. A slimy, pink appendage was the last thing he saw before his vision faded to black. 

“You took her,” the raspy voice said. “Now you will be thrown away too.” 

Now entering Earth’s atmosphere. Autopilot set to land on North American continent. Target: The Flynn-Fletcher family.

“Happy birthday even though this song is copyrighted and we could get sued if we sang it the proper way on this show, happy birthday to you!”

Buford inhaled deeply, then blew out the candles in one powerful breath. “I totally meant to do that,” he said, laughing when all the frosting and candles stuck to Baljeet’s face from the sheer force of it. 

Baljeet grabbed a towel, glaring at Buford as he wiped the mess out of his hair. “Of course you did.” 

“C’mon, just hurry up and stuff your faces with cake already. I wanna get to the presents,” Buford gestured to the pile of gift boxes that overflowed one of the tables. 

“Oh, Buford,” Isabella sighed. “It’s not about the presents.” 

“Yadda, yadda, friends and family,” Buford rolled his eyes. “Could we save the afterschool special talk for when it’s not my birthday? You guys are killing me with the sap.”

“But the presents are a bonus,” Ferb sagely added. 

Phineas took a large bite of his chocolate cake, grinning widely. “Don’t let Mom’s cake go stale, you guys! Dig in!” 

Candace and Jeremy sat under the shade of the tree, completely absorbed in their own little world. “So yeah, that’s how I managed to fix the fryer with nothing but an empty ketchup packet and thumbtack,” Jeremy finished. 

She laughed. “I’ll keep that in mind next time I need to fix a fryer and I can’t immediately call my brothers for a quick fix.” 

“Jeremy!” a cute, bubbly voice squealed. “Kiss it! Kiss it better!”

Candace winced away when little Suzy ran up to her older brother, holding out her finger, which was streaked with red. Suzy not-so-subtly planted herself between them, her shoes digging into Candace’s exposed knee. It took all of her self-control to not cry out in pain. 

Gently setting Suzy on his lap, Jeremy leaned down and placed a large kiss on her finger. “Can’t have my favorite little girl getting hurt. How does it feel now?” 

Suzy giggled. “Much better! Thank you!” 

The scene would’ve been so much cuter if Suzy had actually cut her finger instead of scribbling red marker over her skin. 

“Suzy, drink something before you run off and play,” Jeremy said, handing her a cup of fruit punch. Suzy smiled sweetly at him before taking a sip. She took a step forward, then shrieked as she suddenly tripped and fell on her stomach. 

Candace yelped, unable to avoid the splash of fruit punch that soaked her face and part of her blouse. She was incredibly thankful her skirt hadn’t been in the line of fire. 

“Suzy? Are you hurt?” Jeremy quickly asked, his eyebrows raised in worry. “Sorry, Candace. I can grab you a towel if you want.” 

The opening of the cup was suspiciously tilted towards Candace, and he didn’t even notice. The thought of being left with Suzy made her shiver. 

Candace waved him off. “It’s...it’s fine,” she breathed, covering the wet part of the fabric with her arms “I’ll just go change and dry off myself. No problem here.” 

Jeremy glanced at his little sister. Her expression instantly changed from a malicious smirk into an adorable guilty face with watery eyes that were way too large for Candace’s liking. “Suzy, what do you say?” he prompted. 

“Sorry!” Suzy squeaked.

“Yeah, it’s cool,” Candace forced a smile, which quickly disappeared as she walked back into the house. The chatter died away as the kids watched her close the sliding door. 

It wasn’t fair, Candace thought sourly as she stormed up the stairs. Suzy was absolutely determined to keep her away from Jeremy at all costs, always ruining the moment, and humiliating her at every turn. At this point, Candace was convinced that Suzy was actually a criminal mastermind who got plastic surgery to look like a child because no police force on the planet would ever dare to arrest a four year old girl. 

She considered talking to Jeremy and his parents, but they would probably refuse to believe her and she would be forbidden to date Jeremy ever again.

“That’s rich,” Candace muttered angrily. “’Hey, Mrs. Johnson. Your beloved little girl is actually a psychopath who needs to be institutionalized before she murders me in my sleep with a hair tie and teddy bear. Maybe you should watch her because she is the living example of appearances are deceiving’. Great. It sounds stupid in my head. It sounds even stupider out loud. Sometimes I just want to stuff those stupid pigtails down a garbage can.” 

She changed into an identical red shirt and washed her face, sighing when she finally deemed herself presentable again. 

“Hey, Candace!” Phineas exclaimed the moment she walked outside, pointing excitedly at a familiar spaceship that had definitely not been there when she’d left. “Look who else showed up! I don’t think Buford and Baljeet have met Meap yet. Boy, are you gonna love him!” 

“Isn’t that the-” Baljeet instantly quieted when Buford shook his fist. 

“We had an agreement, don’t say anything about that time!” he growled. 

Baljeet crossed his arms. “Momentary lapse in judgment, I apologize. There is no need for threatening hand gestures.” 

The ship door opened, and Meap climbed out. “Can we keep him?” Suzy shouted, breaking the stunned silence. 

Jeremy chuckled. “Sorry, I don’t want competition for the cutest critter in the house.” Suzy beamed at that, then cocked her eyebrow at Candace in a silent ‘take that, pencil-neck’. 

Candace tore her gaze away from Suzy and focused on Meap instead, wondering why he hadn’t pulled out his translator mustache yet. He had a half-lidded, bored expression on his face. 

As he was walking towards them, his ship suddenly exploded. 

However, explosions were common sights in Danville, so nobody batted an eye at that. 

She felt like something was off, but couldn’t put her finger on it. 

“Meap! You came just in time!” Phineas exclaimed, rushing forward to shake Meap’s hand. The alien didn’t return his enthusiasm. “You’ve never met Buford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Suzy, so here they are! It’s Buford’s birthday too, typically it’s Earth custom to give one a gift on birthdays, but you didn’t know so that’s cool-” 

Buford sniffed. “No, it’s not.” 

“Meap, are you feeling okay?” Isabella asked. “You look kinda sick.” 

Meap ignored her, stopping when he was in front of Candace. “You are my creator,” he spoke. “And you have thrown me away. Now it is your turn to be trash.” 

Candace raised an eyebrow. “Look, is this payback for me thinking you were a stuffed animal the first time we met? Cause I’m not following.” 

“Precisely,” Meap rasped. “Jerry the Platypus, the sleeping agent.” 

“Jerry the Platypus?” Candace asked, confused. A fat, dopey platypus in a fedora wiggled his fingers at them. Then he fell flat on his face, a loud snore escaping him. 

Meap’s eye twitched. “Excuse me for a moment.” He stalked over to Jerry, lifting him by the neck in a surprising feat of strength. “I did not mean you when I said ‘sleeping agent’.” 

“Why does he look like Perry?” Phineas asked. 

“And Meap needs a tool to speak our language. Usually with a regional dialect,” Isabella added. “And what did he mean when he said Candace threw him away?” 

Buford huffed. “First, leave the dunking people into trash cans to actual bullies. Second, can I open my presents now?” 

“I’ve never dunked anyone in a garbage can!” Candace threw up her hands in exasperation. “I’m just as lost as the rest of you!” 

“My deepest apologies about the wait,” Meap said, holding out a cylindrical container. “This body does not have a nose so I shall go unaffected.” He twisted the ends, releasing a sweet-smelling gas, which quickly covered the backyard.

Baljeet collapsed first, followed by Suzy, then Isabella succumbed. 

Candace coughed, then quickly held her breath to avoid breathing it in. It didn’t work, and she swayed on her feet. 

“Must...open...presents....” she heard Barney say. Or was it Bollock? Benny? The gas must’ve been affecting her mind. 

Her eyelids drooped shut just as she caught a glimpse of her brothers struggling to breathe. She reached out-was her arm moving at all? Then everything faded into blissful silence. 

“Then I will marry her. After that, she will be disposed of.” The alien didn’t have the hands or fingers necessary to tent his stubby arms together, but he was doing the equivalent for his species. 

And he was more mysterious with the black spinning office chair. Staring into the void and contemplating his meaningless existence was far easier than dealing with his subordinates. 

The two minions in his office saluted. 

“And have you contacted the other one? She is currently with Candace’s friend,” the alien asked. 

“Uh, she’s not interested, boss,” one of the minions stammered. 

“WHAT?” he screeched, his stubby limbs completely useless in whipping the chair around to face the minions. “Ugh, this chair is rubbish too. Get me a new one!” 

They scurried off, tripping over themselves in an attempt to get away from their boss’s wrath. 

“Waste. All of them,” he muttered. “What is she doing that’s so important anyway?” 

“Bunny-Bear, who was that?” Stacy asked as she laid two of her shirts on the bed. 

Bunny-Bear dropped the phone and inspected a shirt carefully, “Like, a bunch of lame-o’s. Now girl, if you go with the calm ocean blue that oozes coolness, but the tsunami blue screams wild and rocking that bod. It’s, like, your choice.” 

Stacy glanced at the blue shirts that were no different from the rest of her everyday clothes, then picked up the one that was apparently calm ocean blue. “You are the best fashion consultant ever.” 

“Tell it to my agent.” 

“How’s that Candace tracker working?” Jeremy called, bouncing Suzy on his knee as the group waited impatiently. 

Phineas gave his handheld device a light smack. “Yeah, the cuteness tracker has never been one of our more reliable inventions,” he admitted. “The program Ferb installed to block the interference from Isabella’s cuteness isn’t working anymore. Maybe we need an additional formula to block Suzy’s as well.” 

Suzy giggled brightly. 

Isabella sighed dreamily, her hands clasped against her head. “You really think I’m cute and not just because I weaponized it against Mitch?” 

“Well, your signal was a lot stronger than even an entire cuteness-based planet,” Phineas shrugged. “I never meant that the readings were entirely unreliable.” 

“Well, it’s not given in the most conventional way, but I’ll take it,” Isabella declared. 

“So we headin’ off now? Cause I haven’t been paying attention since we woke up from that sleeping gas thing,” Buford asked as he ripped open another present. “Oh sweet, a baseball bat! This’ll be useful for wherever we’re going.” 

Baljeet was dangling by his overalls from a tree branch, so Ferb handed him the equations to look over. “Why did I give him a bungee cord...should’ve made it a gift card,” he muttered. “Anyway, you could easily block out 76% of the cuteness emitted from fluffy puppies and kittens if you replaced the square root of three over unicorn with 4p, p standing for pastel.” 

Ferb nodded and adjusted the equation, then showed it to Phineas. He quickly plugged it into the system. 

“Guys, we got it!” Phineas shouted. “Meap’s on course to St. Louis! And he’s got Candace with him! But not Jerry the Platypus, guess he forgot him.” 

The group glanced at the pudgy monotreme, who hadn’t noticed that he’d been left behind. Isabella helpfully grabbed him a slice of cake. It would probably tie him over until they got back and figured out what they could do with him. Jerry dug in once the plate was in his hands. 

“Eh, I’m sure Perry will get along with him just fine,” Phineas said. “Speaking of which, hey-”

“Where’s Perry?” Suzy cut in. She cutely rocked on her heels. 

“Suzy, I know you were excited to have your turn, but interrupting people is rude. What do you say?” Jeremy gently scolded.  

“Sorry!” Suzy chirped. 

Phineas smiled. “Hey, no worries. Anyways, we’d better rig a teleporter so we can get to St. Louis. Which is kind of a strange place to choose a hideout. I was so certain we were going into space again.” 

Doofenshmirtz on the St. Louis bus system!

“Yes, I’m just a guy who’s a sucker for the sounds of mass transit!” Heinz sang, a little too loudly. Perry looked around, but nobody was showing signs of wanting to throw them off the bus and slapping a lifetime ban on top of the humiliation. “What, you don’t know that song? C’mon, Love Handel released this single after their bus turned over in Albuquerque back in ‘93! It perfectly describes the frustrations and weird things that happen when you take public transportation at odd times of the day. You should give it a listen sometime.” 

“Okay, okay. No need to shove me. Or lightly tapping me, in your case. I can walk.” Candace carefully nudged Meap off her leg and pushed the child safety gate open, which apparently led to the mastermind of the entire operation. 

Honestly, she was so much more irate at her phone being nothing but a smoking hunk of silicon and sparkly rainbow goop, courtesy of Meap. Her mom was not going to be happy about this. 

“Sit down, Candace Flynn,” the figure in the office chair rasped. 

Candace rolled her eyes as she obliged his request. Couldn’t she have been kidnapped by someone with a little more originality? 

“So, you’ve been living the good life. Without a regard for those you’ve tossed aside.” 

She shrugged. “Meh, I’ve been pretty unsuccessful at busting all summer. I don’t know if that qualifies as your definition for a good life. So, how do you know my name?” 

“I see you’ve already forgotten. Very well. You already know me as-agh, this chair deserves the furnace more than the other one!” 

Candace pitied him. She truly did. 

“I can’t do a dramatic reveal cause my limbs don’t have the length needed for this. Do you mind turning me around?” 

Candace spun the chair around, gasping when she recognizing the ugly,  mottled lovechild of a cow and frog. 

“IT IS I, SEÑOR FRAWG! MWAHAHAHA!” he cackled, then cleared his throat. “Seriously though, just call me Frawg. The señor part makes me sound like an uncle that nobody in the family ever talks about cause he’s a weirdo or something.” 

Candace screamed at the top of her lungs, shattering all the glass in the state of Missouri and causing the glassblower shops in the area to go out of business. 

TO BE CONTINUED 

DUN DUN DUN

[bobtherandomguy]

As you may notice when I'm not talking about P&F or MML (which is like 99% of the time) I like Digimon, a lot, it became my favorite show after watching "And So it Begins" back in '99. Funny story on that, I saw the promo and based on the name figured it was a bad Pokémon rip off so I watched it expecting to laugh about how much I hated it, only for it to become my favorite show, which is when at the age of nine i decided to go into things with an open mind. Digimon was also my first fandom, so you can thank/blame all of this Bob-ish delight you see before you on that. Anyway long intro out of the way, the other day i was thinking about the eight crests that factored heavily into Digimon Adventure (there was a ninth crest of Kindness plus two accompanying Digi-Eggs of Miracles and Destiny revealed in 02 but let's ignore those for now) And I thought to myself, if you were to give Phineas, Ferb and their Friends crests what crest would they have? Maybe later I'll expand this to giving them digimon partners too, I'm not sure... First up was Baljeet, he's the easiest and I gave him the Crest of Knowledge belonging to Izzy Izumi, while the entire group is intelligent at times, Baljeet comes off as having the most traditional intelligence. Enough said about that, I really didn't consider anything else Buford was slightly trickier, but eventually I decided on Friendship, the Crest that belonged to Matt Ishida, Matt was your typical Brooding loner who always got into fights with the hotheaded leader Tai. But his character arc was really about coming to terms with accepting he just wanted to be friends with the others and it's not hard to see that as Buford's character arc as well (best exemplified in the Christmas Special) Ferb is almost a complete opposite of the character whose crest I applied to him, The Crest of Reliability, belonging to Joe Kido, personality wise the two are initially nothing alike, Ferb is calm and always sure of himself while Joe is a neurotic basket case who's worried about everyone else (actually personality wise he's got some similarities to Ferb's older Sister Candace) But it's really the trait of reliability that Joe grows into near the end of the series when he and Mimi seperate from the group because Mimi doesn't want to see anyone else die, that I feel best exemplifies Ferb, he's a steady presence that will always lend his considerable skills and calm demeanor to any situation to make sure the job gets done Phineas gets Hope, the Crest of T.K. Takeshi, Matt's younger brother, T.K. was the youngest of the original kids but his unrelenting optimism and hope even in the darkest hours brought the team through some of their greatest trials, and I feel like that fits Phineas perfectly. He was actually one of the easiest to place after Baljeet Last is Isabella, and honestly I'm still not entirely sure which fits her best, the Crest of Love belonging to Sora Takenouchi is certainly an interesting choice as she is certainly an all loving heroine, even discounting her crush on Phineas as the Crest is not explicitly romantic love but rather a general love of others that certainly seems to agree with Isabella's Fireside Philosophy. Another option was the Crest of Light belonging to Kari Kamiya, and i gotta admit that one was tempting for one thing the Crest is Pink, Isabella's favorite color (though I discounted crest color in every other occasion when deciding the pairs so that wasn't a chief factor), another tempting facet is the Crest of Light pairs well with the Crest of Hope (Phineas) and if you know me you know I ship the wielders of Hope and Light but once again this is not a reason for Isabella herself, though she's certainly capable of great inner light. I eventually decided it was best to give her one that fit her, and for me that was the Crest belonging to Mimi Tachikawa, The Crest of Sincerity, Isabella always seemed to sincerely care for everyone she met and there was nothing remotely false about her, even when she had ulterior motives, she was never malicious. So at the end that leaves the Crest of Courage (which I never really discussed), Love and Light unclaimed by Phineas's primary friend group, but that's fine. I feel like I could give them to people. (I'm really feeling Love for Perry the Platypus so maybe I'll just apply that to him) Anyway, this was just my crossing two things I personally love

[grumpydevilfellow]

I MIGHT get back into boku no hero but there were a few major things that turned me off from the show.

1. Rat Bitch existing. I forgot his name but if you google rat bitch I’m sure his face is there.

2. Bakugo existing; seeing ppl ship Bakugo with Deku like literally have yall not seen healthy bully/nerd ships before??? You have failed the creators of Phineas and Ferb. Buford and Baljeet didn’t walk so you Baku/Deku shippers could run. (tl:dr I ain’t for abusive ships like that hate it bye I’m out)

3. My precious, talking to animals boi barely getting any screen time along with a lot of the other Class A kids. Like what if Koji was one of the main focus of the show instead of angry, constantly shouting garbage boi. Wow, imagine. Instantly better. Even if Koji wasn’t a main focus but Bakugo got removed? Wow, imagine. Instantly better.

4. HIIIIIIIATUSSSSSSS

[galaxina-the-pyro]

Isabella!! For the character ask

Bless your heart, I love you, thank you.

Favorite Thing About Them: Isabella is such an adorable bean and such a potent badass. Every time I see her in an episode, even for a moment, the enjoyment just increases. I guess you could say that I appreciate that she’s...a girl. She’s not a tomboy, not a girly-girl, not some kinda stereotype even though the show makes you think that at first, she’s just a girl. A girl who likes selling cupcakes, singing songs, being cute, all the stuff girls are stereotypically known for to the point of pink being her iconic color - and then you see her doing stuff like making a manly announcement about a truck rally, taking on Buford, being incredibly competitive and loving extreme sports, earning insane, non-conventional patches, FIGHTING ROBOTS, she’s a flipping beast. And she does it as HERSELF - there’s no one telling Isabella she shouldn’t like pink or should conform to one line of thinking. Heck, her whole shtick is just having a crush on a boy - and even though fans may complain about that, and even if the universe seems against Isabella at times, her friends never show disdain toward her feelings, it’s never implied that Isabella is WRONG for doing or liking things. She’s just...being her. She’s a girl - and a girl can like dolls and they can like bb guns. Heck, Isabella’s the character who made me realize how stupid labels really are, and that I should just focus on being me instead of trying to avoid being a stereotype.

I can also very much relate TO her crush on Phineas - I’ve felt that same fear whenever I had a crush on a boy. Heck, my favorite Isabella centered episode, “Operation Crumb Cake” really nails down all the aspects of Isabella that I ESPECIALLY adore. Isabella’s loyalty to Phineas is just...so wholesome and loving. More on that later.

Least Favorite Thing About Them: Isabella is a feminist icon - probably more-so than even Candace, Vanessa, or any other female in the show. As a result, though it’s not TOO often, she’s usually the mouthpiece for certain propaganda regarding the whole “girls are better than boys” fallacy that seems to be littered in children’s programming, Phineas and Ferb sadly being no exception. On one hand, it can be done relatively well - I liked her interactions with Buford in “Got Game?”, as she never once implied that girls were necessarily better than boys, rather that girls COULD beat boys.

On the other hand, you have Mission Marvel, where Isabella complains that there are NO superheroines in the group, even though she’s never had a problem being the only female in the group in the past. It greatly weakens her character whenever she plays a propaganda mouthpiece - this goes without saying for any character, but a character like Isabella especially.

Favorite Line: “Oh, Phineas, yes! I've been right here in front of you all along just waiting for you to...oh...wait. You were talking about the puppet, weren’t you?” 

(Much like Phineas, Isabella has A LOT of good lines that are underappreciated - “Do we have chopped liver? What do you think this place is? Chopped li-- oh, that doesn’t really work.”, “See what I mean? One woman’s capris pants is another’s...what’d I miss?”, and ya’ll know how much I love her “IT’S EXTREME!” tangents.)

brOTP: Isabella’s got a good list of brOTPs, namely with the Fireside Girls, Candace, Ferb, and of course Phineas - since I’m just gonna be gushing about Phinabella in the next part, I’m just gonna talk about the obvious:

I like how The Fireside Girls are in sync, but they’re also not perfect. They’re a clique of sorts, but not necessarily in a bad way. They still make mistakes, like pick on Ginger, and they seem to follow Isabella a little too easily, but their bond is, regardless, part of what makes them all so likable. I really wish we had more Fireside Girls episodes, because those girls deserved more development, and Isabella ROCKS that uniform.

Isabella and Candace’s relationship isn’t as forward as the others, but I really like their interactions - Isabella’s always willing to give Candace advice even if it wasn’t asked for, and Candace was so earnest in comforting Isabella when Pinky went missing and was even supportive of Isabella’s crush on Phineas even though she personally didn’t get the attraction. These two are gonna be rad sister inlaws.

Then there’s Ferb, which was a very interesting development. Isabella went from simply acknowledging him, to outright trying to push him and the others out of the picture, to appreciating him, and finally to really truly getting to know how he thinks. Ferb is an awesome wingman, and a supportive friend - he’s also a total troll, and I love him all the same.

Edit: Adding this here, I also really love Isabella’s friendship/rivalry with Doofenshmirtz, like, they were kinda hostile at first but then she became like? So supportive? She gave him a patch and everything, and I think that’s like, so important, because not many people believe in Doofenshmirtz and assume the worst, and then here’s Isabella who’s gotten to know him and believes he can accomplish his goal enough to give him a patch revolving around it - it’s so wonderful, and if we ever get more content I want them to interact again because any positive reinforcement for Doof is fantastic.

OTP: Phinabella. That’s a given, let’s all be real here. Isabella’s love for Phineas has always been a personal source of joy for me, and I hope to be as devoted as her when I find that special someone. Phineas and Isabella are just...so very in sync, and have such a great bond with each other. Sure, it’s hilarious whenever Isabella’s shot down, but what REALLY makes this ship is just their interactions. Whenever they dance together, whenever Phineas involves Isabella with a project or asks her what they should do, the puns they shared in “De Plane! De Plane!”, how protective they are of each other, how much they care for their feelings - it’s just so darn sweet.

It actually is all the stronger given how oblivious Phineas is, because that let’s you know that those gestures are ALL the more sincere. Phineas just so very deeply cares for Isabella, and Isabella cares very deeply for Phineas. I wish “Act Your Age” showcased this more instead of tearing them a part for a while, because I have a hard time believing they’d lose touch even if Isabella were to try to move on from Phineas - because their friendship isn’t just BECAUSE of Isabella’s crush, and their chemistry isn’t because of romance itself, it’s from the fact that they’re deeply connected in the most pure ways imaginable. I just...love them so much.

I like shipping Isabella with other characters, mostly OCs and...well...Buford oddly enough, but I can’t really see any of those ships being truly endgame. It’s always Phinabella in my heart, it always has to be.

nOTP: Let’s see, uh...Doofbella, Isabella/Candace, Isabella x any of the Fireside Girls, Isabella x Perry...I’d put Ferbella here, but I’m actually okay with that ship. I don’t CARE for it, but I don’t outright despise it either.

Random Headcanon: Based on the events of “La Candace-Cabra”, pulling Isabella’s dress inside out reveals that it doubles as a goat costume; she claims that all the dresses of this particular style and brand do this, and that she only has this dress because “there was a sale at the Googleplex mall”. She ultimately despises the fact her dresses have this feature, but appreciates how soft the goat-costume fur makes the outfit.

Unpopular Opinion: I kinda sorta wish that there was an episode where Buford won against Isabella? Or maybe, just put Isabella in a position where she didn’t necessarily SUCCEED against an opponent. I’d find that kinda conflict interesting.

Song I Associate With Them: “A Thousand Years” by Christina Perri

Favorite Picture of Them:

To be fair there’s like...too many pictures to count, but if I had to choose, it’d be this one...oh, and uh, this one too (I know it’s a gif, but c’mon, this is amazing):

Wow...I talked about Isabella A LOT. Maybe she really IS my favorite...

...nope. Still a three-way draw.

[rosesmith18]

(PnF) Headcanon #5 Main Cast Shipping

This post pertains slightly to the prior post #4 & #3. You don't need to read those to understand this post, but if you want some extra background info, then I suggest you check them out. Anyway, as the title implies, this post is all about ships involving the main cast and side characters in their age group(8-12). I have plans for a similar post involving the older characters; both teenagers(13-18) as well as the adults(19-Onwards), but those will come at a later time. For now, I am going to cover the who, when, and why of the main cast-relationship wise-, please enjoy! Before we get started I just want to make two things clear: First, these are my personal opinions as is true of every post I make. I respect that your opinions may differ, so please respect mine. I would thoroughly appreciate it :>! Second, I find AYA(Act Your Age) to be an atrocious episode canonicity wise, and so I have completely thrown it out of my personal PnF Universe timeline. So, while reading this post, I highly suggest you ignore that episode as well. Starting with the most popular and well-known ship, Phinbella(also known as Phinabella): As most are, I am absolutely in love with the canon ship Phinbella! I feel like Isabella & Phineas balance one another out really well, and you can just tell their feelings run deep! When(Referring to Age/Grade): [12/Seventh grade] In my timeline Phineas & Ferb permanently regain their memories of the events of Across the 2nd Dimension when they are twelve/thirteen(2010). With that of course comes Phineas remembering that Isabella kissed him revealing her feelings for him. So, with that knowledge, Phineas asked Isabella out. Why(Referring to Why I Ship the Characters): Through re-watching Phineas & Ferb several times, I honestly get the vide that Phineas has been just as in love with Isabella since the very beginning. I won't insert my list of reason here or anything, but as a small example; The boy straight up tries to get Monogram to halt the mind wipe after happily exclaiming Isabella's name AFTER being kissed by her. Need I say more? Anyway, my point is that I believe that kiss sparked a revaluation in Phineas that he was in fact in love with Isabella, so when he remembers it he remembers his feelings, and immediately reciprocates her feelings by ask her out. Ferbnessa: It's only appropriate to cover the duo one after the other, so next I'm gonna talk about my ship for Ferb which is also my OTP; Ferb x Vanessa! When: [16-21/High School Sophomore-Fourth Year of College] As the show clearly portrays, Ferb has a severe crush on Vanessa, and that proceeded through his life. As for Vanessa, I very much enjoy the idea of her being a close friend of Ferbs after the events of Vanessary Roughness. As the two get older and hangout more, their feelings obviously grow as well. Eventually, when Ferb is sixteen-*legal age of consent in over 30 states*-he ask Vanessa out. To which she agrees having grown close to him over the last couple of years. Why: For Ferb, I honestly get the feeling that he's never actually fallen for anyone before Vanessa-despite his claims of being a ladies man-, considering the flowers and stuff that are special to HER. So, I picture him at first being scared of them, as he calls himself weak when referring to them. But, eventually being so unable to ignore them that he gives in, to the point he doesn't even try to hide his intentions. Doing whatever he can to gain a positive relationship with Vanessa, and being willing to just enjoy her company. As for Vanessa, I think at first she was just impressed by Ferbs' talents and genuinely thankful when he offered to help or hear her out. But, as they hang out more and more, I picture her getting more used to this special kind of attention that Ferb provides, and deciding that she doesn't want to let it go and regret it later-leading to her accepting his feelings. * Disclaimer: I want to make it VERY clear the age of consent does not legally apply to pedophilic(adults romantically/sexually pursuing minors)relationships! It is merely mentioned as the logic of the characters. Do not, and I mean, do NOT engage in a relationship with a minor if you are an adult and vise versa. That is ILLEGAL. Laws against pedophilic relationships exist to PROTECT minors from dangerous adult predator's. If you(a minor)have romantic feelings for someone eighteen or older WAIT to pursue a relationship, if you or the adult in question can not wait you do NOT/can NOT be in that relationship. These characters are purely FICTIONAL. They do not abided by the rules of reality and only suffer from such relationships if written to. In FICTION, they are as safe as I write them to be. We as people are restricted to reality, and must remember laws exist to PROTECT us from dangerous people, objects, and substances. Thank you. 

Buford/Gretchen: This ship just seems like it would be so wholesome in the future after Buford gets over his bully lifestyle, and becomes the soft-hearted, mama's boy we all know he is. When: [16/High School Junior] Basically, Buford makes a bet with Baljeet that he can get a date to the Junior High Dance before Baljeet can muster of the courage to ask Ginger. He then proceeds to turn around and ask the one girl known for going with the flow; Gretchen. Gretchen accepts, because again, she goes with the flow. The two have a great time at the dance, and Buford decides to ask if she wants to try dating. Gretchen accepts and the two date all the way up to high school graduation and into college. Why: Truthfully, this ship started because of that one time Buford gets slapped by Gretchen, and says he's 'so in love with her right now'. But, the more I thought about the two's personalities the more I realized that they were honestly pretty good for each other. Gretchen being a go with the flow kind of girl, while also being collected and down to earth. And, Buford being a dramatic, coward with a hard shell. It just made since to be, and I think as they mature, they make that connection as well. Baljeet/Ginger: I hate how this ship was portrayed as manipulative in AYA. It is neither a healthy relationship or accurate to either of these twos character. I mean they're two misunderstood scholars from demanding family backgrounds! They would sympathizes with each other, not play with each other's feelings! When: [13/Eighth Grade] Ginger ends up asking Baljeet out after the two participate in a spelling bee and tie. It would just be adorable! After Isabella starts dating Phineas, the fireside girls start working on helping Ginger, and make her enter the same spelling be a Baljeet to impress him. Then when he comes up to congratulate her for winning, instead of returning the praise. She sees her friends thumbing her up, and overwhelmed, she just spurts out; "Take me to dinner?!" In nervous confusion Baljeet agrees, the two have a wonderful time, and start going out! Why: I've been in love with this ship since the bee episode where Ginger showed true interest in Baljeet's knowledge of bees. It was like the only time anyone showed genuine appreciation for his intelligence instead of finding him boring. And, the whole thing was only made cuter by how he seemed not only happy to share, but pleasantly surprised by her positive reaction. Django/Adyson: The fandoms versions of these characters would be so fun together! I mean the open-minded hippie artist, and the drama-loving tomboy? It's comedy gold if you ask me. When: [10/Fifth Grade] Django and Adyson started hanging out more back in the summer of 2008 after the carnival incident, and by the end of the summer they were official. Though, no one in their friend group knew until their Freshman year of High School. They weren’t keeping it a secret or anything. Adyson just usually causes so much drama for others they rarely have time to bother with her ‘drama’, and Django is always somewhere doing something that the other boys don’t know about so they don’t question him much. Why: This ship was inspired by some fanart I saw a couple years back of Adyson helping Django out of his human pretzel form after his act in the episode Jerk De Soleil. It was like the first ship I saw for Django, and when I started seeing the headcanons of both of them being pansexual, well the combination made the ship look so fun! Balthazar/Holly: These two are the straight men of the PnF Universe. Things more happen to or around them, then things happening in conjunction to their actions. They bond over asking themselves 'is this real life' on a daily basis. When: [11/Sixth Grade] I imagine Balthazar has a pretty bizarre friend group akin to the fireside girls, and much like Holly, he's the straight man who doesn't want to be involved in their shenanigans. So, one day when both their friend groups are doing something bizarre, they sit out. While watching their friends try their hair brained schemes, they run into each other, and start complaining to one another. One thing leads to another, and they agree to hang out again. By the end of the school year, this hanging out eventually evolves into a relationship. Why: I mainly ship these two, because back when I was looking for popular ships involving Holly, Balthazar was the only one that showed up. He doesn't have much of a characters, so I gave him one I thought would suit Holly. Brigitte/Katie: A Parisian flower with an American flower, sounds utterly adorable, and looks that way too! When: [15/High School Sophomore] Katie and Brigitte started having feelings for each other in Sophomore year of High School when they participated in a collaboration program once more. Brigitte helped Katie accept herself when she admitted that she was afraid of telling her parents that she was homosexual, and returned the blondes feelings when Katie confessed to having a crush since the first time they met back in the summer of 2008. Why: Honestly, I saw this two and immediately thought of that one trope; Where one girl is a closeted lesbian until some super pretty, super hot proudly lesbian, foreign girl shows up and takes the closeted one under her wing then BAM they a couple. Irving/Milly: Milly's such a sweet sugar cookie, I think she's the only person who COULD be in a long-lasting relationship with Irving. When: [21/College Graduates] While the two bonded during their time on the High School newspaper together, Irving was pretty stand offish about dating-He didn't know he was asexual yet. Milly did have a tiny crush on him, but his dismissal of most things outside of the club kept her from attempting anything. It wasn't until the two graduated from their respective college that Milly finally felt comfortable enough to try pursuing a relationship. Irving was aware and comfortable with his sexuality at this point, and when it didn't bother Milly, he agreed to going out. Why: Milly is just such a kind-hearted person who looks like she could love anyone, and Irving deserve love too, even if he is a bit of a stalker-he mellows out! So, I think they would be good for each other whether it be as friends or partners. Milly being accepting of Irving, and Irving learning to tone it down as not to scare Milly. In summery, I could go on forever about most of these ships, but I won't for everyone's sake-at least not right now. As usual, if I write about these characters then I will use these ships. If you have any questions or comments feel free to leave them on the post, thank you!

[ask-whitebag]

" Name a fandom (that I at least know of and are in), and I will give you these answers" Phineas and Ferb

How I entered/learned about the said game/show/movie/etc of that fandom: I very accidentally watched the very first episode on its actual premiere. The rest is a history.

Fave character: Baljeet forever

Least fave character: Johnny was always kinda bleh to me

OTP(s): I guess I always shipped Ferb with Vanessa and it kinda stayed with me so yeah

Pairing that everyone likes but I don’t get: Bu//jeet is a known NOTP of mine

Fave thing about the fandom: I think the name “PnFamily” is really sweet

The most despised thing: the art theft thing that happened in the past and then everyone thinking I was the one who stole the damn thing (I have war flashbacks when I think about it, jeez)

If there is something I would change from said game/show/movie/etc., what would it be: As much as I love PnF I would change so many things actually! Stacy and Jeremy didn’t get a proper send-off, they should have been in the finale. Monty didn’t get a closure either. I would put Django into much more episodes. I would re-write Isabella so her entire character wouldn’t be centered around how much she drools over Phineas all the time. I would re-write Baljeet and Buford’s relationship to not be that clingy and painful to watch. I would do SOMETHING with the fact that Stacy knew about Perry being secret agent. And I would focus more on the Fireside Girls, give them more personality and maybe even give one episode for every single one. I mean…they’ve been around since the beginning and we still barely even know them!

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