#is this controversial

[do-si-dodobird]

People when I mention Mrs O’Leary is Percy’s pet and not Nicos: 😨

[nobodys-saviour]

[stopthatfool]

Consistently shocked by the idea that people think Bradley Rooster Bradshaw is chill and laid back. He’s actually shockingly unchill. He is the opposite of chill. He did not inherent any of his parents chillness. He’s a loser who’s too invested in everything.

Like ya hi I’m Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw and I cut off my remaining family, surrogate father, and support system for 15 years cuz he pulled my naval academy papers because he didn’t want me to die like my biological father and because my mother wanted me to be free of the navy’s confinements and to exist outside of a system that physically uses me for their own power and political gains— gains I will never experience and feel for myself. A system that sees me as no more than a number, a soldier, something easily replaceable, as a body to be sacrificed in a war that i did not start nor will i finish.

“Bradley's chill.” No he’s not. He’s a beast. He’s a 30 something year old man whose entire purpose revolves around holding a grudge and proving his surrogate father wrong. This beast who literally said this to his surrogate father— "No wife. No kids. Nobody to mourn when you burn in." Beastly. Ghastly thing to say. 15 years and he still hates the guy who's been there for him since day one. He’s a guy who refuses to even begin to understand where Mav was coming from or to even think of what his mother wanted. He’s evil. And I love him.

Hi I’m Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw and when someone brings up a well known, easily accessible fact that my father and surrogate father used to fly together I will try to cause physical harm against them and my friends will have to physically hold me back. I’m Bradley Bradshaw and I was willing to put my entire career on the line (the one in which I put my family aside for) so I can attack and beat this guy up.

I love his big ol’ Bambi eyes… he’s evil and fucked up and he’s not chill. Yes he wears jorts and tropical shirts, but that just means he’s gay and a fucking liar. Just cuz he looks like some surfer dude does not mean that he’s actually laid back like one. He’s lying to himself— trying to convince himself he is something that he is not and never will be. He is unchill. He’s lame. He has undiagnosed anxiety and it physically expresses itself through anger and loserly-ness. He cares so much to the point of self sabotage. He will always be unchill, no matter how much he tries to change that fact.

Y’all ever want to cradle a grown man in your arms? (graphic design is my passion)

[froggyphobia]

consider this: sherlock & co polycule

[momotonescreaming]

Jonathan going no contact with Joyce once he leaves home is so real

[thevenusspecial]

these 2 are so funny. why doesnt anybody talk about them

divorced old man yaoi?? gregson is MY wife now

[squash1]

alright alright alright. i want to get into the soldier, poet, king discourse because my controversial opinion is that gansey is not, in fact, the king But the poet. and adam is the king. and obviously ronan is, and forever will be, the soldier.

being the king, at its core, is about being driven by duty rather than desire. the king is practical sometimes to their own detriment. adam parrish is the king. adam is driven by duty — sometimes duty to others but also duty to himself to become someone he’s proud of — and he often ignores his true wants in favor of the practical, “right” choices. think of mr gray saying “adam parrish and his band of merry men” and maura responding that she would have said it was gansey’s band. but it’s actually adam who keeps the gangsey in line. it’s adam who can get gansey inspired to continue his quest by coming up with possible solutions out of thin air, it’s adam who keeps a watchful eye out for anyone who might be out to get them, and adam who makes the ultimate sacrifice to cabeswater to further the quest. adam would probably prefer to be the poet, but he sees the impracticality of it and chooses to accumulate success that is easily measured instead.

gansey is the poet through and through. he is the orpheus of the gangsey. he’s the one spinning the delightful tale of glendower and the hunt. by saying “what do you know about dead welsh kings?” he is inviting anyone who will listen into this story, this magic that he’s created/found. he is not always practical but he’s so charming that it doesn’t matter. he lives in a world of whimsy where things just want to be found and where he believes and leads other people to believe too. the real gansey is the poet not the king.

ronan is just. so. obviously. the soldier. the soldier is impractical but not in the same way as the poet — the soldier is reckless and does not think of the consequences before acting. ronan is fiercely protective of those he cares about and does not usually think before doing just about anything. he is angry angry angry. soldiers do what they want and are leaders in their own way, but they often lead with anger and feel as though their anger is a rebellion. ronan is the right hand man, the one who has to be held back but is ultimately the secret weapon. (be dangerous).

i will also say that the solider defends the king and the poet inspires the king and the king keeps everyone on track. ronan defends and would defend adam to the grave (“the choice was death or hurting adam, which wasn't much of a choice at all”), gansey does literally anything just to make adam believe or even just smile, and adam, as we’ve established, is the sensible one that is steering them all to success.

[brbarou]

see the thing is beloved is charming and kind and pleasant and whimsical and beautiful and great and perfect and gorgeous and compassionate and sweet and witty and perfect and talented and sweet and perfect and reasonable and loving and mature and understanding and darling and perfect and caring and so so sooo lovely and perfect and fitz is pathetic and gross. please get away from him

[crazycriter]

treeblings flashbacks

[hindahoney]

[thewomanwithmissingfingers]

something missing to me abt current postpunk is the lack of funky bass… the sax… where’s the dub influence gone, where’s the collage of style

[naivegh0ul]

this is totally controversial but i need masc!reader letting ghost use his mouth as a urinal

(warnings: smut, masc reader, piss kink/watersports, human toilet, blowjobs, boot grinding)

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Ghost is a man who's usually cautious on missions, which means he pisses beforehand so he doesn't have to put his gun down and whip his cock out to piss in a bush. Not that he's opposed to doing so, it's just really annoying and dangerous to take his focus away from looking through his scope just so he can unzip his fly and aim.

But, after 4 hours of being sat in the same spot, drinking water constantly, it's expected that Ghost needs to piss. With you kneeling between his legs as there was no other place for you to sit down in the cramped sniper nest, you're the perfect place for Ghost to stick his cock into and relieve himself. He shifts in his seat at the thought, chubbing up in his pants at the thought. "What're you thinking about?" You whisper, looking up at Ghost with a mischievous twinkle in your eyes. Clearly, you've noticed what's going on below his belt. "Mind your own business." Ghost growls annoyedly, reaching down to adjust himself. "Fuck, I need t' piss." He grumbles. "Is that why you're hard? Freak." Ghost hears you tease, feels you running your hands up his calves and resting them on his inner thighs. "Yes. Unzip my trousers." He orders, using his commanding lieutenant voice, which always works on you. Your hands quickly unzip his fatigues, pulling his half-hard cock out. Reaching down with one hand, Ghost grasps his cock, tugging on it a few times, pulling the foreskin back to reveal his tip. "Open up." Lining himself up, Ghost pushes the tip of his cock into your mouth and lets go.

He feels his bladder release, the pressure slowly going away, and he groans loudly. "Fuckin'... fuck. God, that's good." Ghost sighs, his eyes almost rolling back in his head from how good it feels.

Your swallowing is loud, and the wet noise of his piss spilling into your mouth is overshadowed by the grunts and groans coming from Ghost. Your eyes flutter shut, the combination of Ghost's moaning and the feeling of piss flowing down your throat extremely arousing. Scooting forward, you mount Ghost's boot, your own cock swollen in your fatigues, twitching constantly at the steady flow of yellow liquid spilling into your mouth. Ghost feels you rub yourself on his boot, your cock hard in your jeans. "Dirty boy." Ghost smirks, lifting his foot up a little to prod at your balls through the fabric. You moan around his cock, causing some of his piss to spill out of the corners of your mouth, dribbling down your chin and staining the collar of your shirt. "Swallow it. Don't waste a drop." Ghost warns as he glances down for a moment, spotting the piss making its way out of your mouth. He grabs the back of your head with the hand not holding his gun and pushes you down on his cock, forcing more of him into your mouth. After a minute, the stream slowly comes to a stop, and you swallow for one final time before pulling away, delivering one last kiss to Ghost's cockhead. "Did I say I was done with you?" Ghost says when you pull away, and he pulls his boot from under you to press it down on your crotch, feeling you jerk your hips against the sole of his shoe.

[aluneposting]

im just saying ( no one asked for this ) but the love & deepspace boys would be categorized by the following :

rafayel ( submissive & breedable omega )

xavier ( thoughtful beta )

zayne ( aloof alpha )

[vampiriccreature]

some of yall really do not understand the point of V’s existence and it pissed me off, him and Vergil existing as separate people just ignores the entire point and makes no sense, i really didn’t think it was so easy to miss such an obvious point but dmc fandom has done it again! jesus.

[casstration]

sirius scares the fuck out of me bc i feel like no matter how u write him someone will have something to say ab it

[hyperfixating24-7]

My take on what modern hugo and varian would where

Green is hugo blue is varian obvi