#is this even funny

[gtwscarenjoyer]

[swftlore]

pov: the night before the first day of kindergarten

alternatively:

[unclenappie]

Percy: *to Annabeth* Your bravery? I admire that.

Jason: *to Piper* Your smile? Makes my day.

Hazel: * to Frank* Your happiness? I live for that.

Leo: Hotel? Trivago.

[moonyjulian]

[ercticisms]

hi everyone. welcome to my series: bes characters as things i’ve done

[911-on-abc]

Frank: I'm sure you'll be fine

Us watching the cruise ship get hijacked:

[lemm-moxx]

(He's trying his best ok)

(Dream belongs to jokublog)

[wackylittlegal]

idk if anyone has done this yet but

[wygolvillage]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Order of Ecclesia” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just became the blade to banish all evil

My buddy Albus pacing: Master Barlowe is lying to us

[electronoir]

gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss? nah. date, mate, reanimate. 😎

[devotedsims]

i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more just to be the one who scrolls 1000 miles to like ur tzr

[sakuramisthaven]

my sso wrapped:

You finished a lot of quests this year!

56 to be exact!

But you left one city hanging!

HARVEST COUNTIES

17 unfinished questlines.

4 questlines not started

Maybe your new years resolution should be to get those done, rider..

[machathecat]

Y'all I found the entrance to the twomp voids

((for context it's a picture of the road next to my grandparents house and there's a hole in it for some reason lmao))

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

leaked storyboards for the gumball movie

[numnue]

bc that kevin releases a self-help booked called “how to slay: with kevin day” or something like that and it sells out in minutes

[polybbiuss]

*1950s biker girl blowing bubble gum voice* you take me to a diner then tell me i cant eat a burger? the devil, you are