Sorry while you were gone we sentenced your boyfriend to death. Yeah chopped his head off. We put it in this small box if you want it, it's on that hollow ship over there. Ok have fun sailing.
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“snape’s patronus is a doe because he’s in love with lily”: sloppy. lazy. boring. predictable. overused. coined by a transphobe.
“snape’s patronus is a doe because he got attacked by deer in wollaton park”: transcendent. new. fresh. realistic. has happened to several people i know. nottingham icon.
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I can’t stop saying Noah as “Noyahhh” (like @gamechallengepk on TikTok) it’s like my biggest vocal stim right now
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The NXX boys as alternative schooling methods:
Artem - Charlotte Mason
Luke - Montessori
Marius - Reggio
Vynn - Walforf/Steiner
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Astarion period fic but instead of sex he just comforts Tav while they suffer through their cramps and excessive bleeding because even though the smell of blood is overwhelming and tempting for him, he loves and respects them dearly enough to care for them while they’re nauseous and miserable
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Incorrect Hazbin hotel quote (x ouat)
Niffty: So, Vox... He's pretty powerful.
Alastor: Yes, but not as powerful as i am.
Husk: Debatable.
Alastor: Actually, no, it's not. >:D
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2024 reads / storygraph
A Tempest of Tea
first in a YA fantasy duology
follows a young immigrant woman in a fantasy Victorian city who runs a tearoom that doubles as an illegal bloodhouse for vampires at night
when their business is threatened, she gets a chance to save it by teaming up with her best friend, a rich girl with a talent for forgery, a vampire artist, and a mysterious city guard to do a heist to infiltrate high society and collect a logbook that may reveal the extent of the corruption in the city
fantasy city with a masked ruler, arthurian elements, themes of colonialism
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bullied, autistic children of divorce with madd when they first watched sharkboy and lavagirl
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