#is this too vulgar

[venuslove-28]

pussy spread and open for david shaw rn

[orphiclovers]

if someone had told yoo joonghyuk 'don't stick your dick in crazy' at any point it would not have taken him 1865+ regressions to win the apocalypse

[goldiipond]

what the fuck did they mean by this

[frobby]

Nothing is stronger than the bond between a girl and a piece of media they brushed off 10 years ago that they now realized is the greatest thing ever made

[pjharvey-moved]

we have literally zero sexy words for genitalia in the english language i can’t believe we have to act like the words “pussy” and “cock” are sexy we gotta start working on that

[nightshadeowl]

POV: you gave him an excuse to summon Hivemind

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[danaridana]

boosted

[baggy-holmes]

whoever invented garlic knots deserves to have their dick sucked

[bolszaja-miedwedica]

yo i really shouldn't give a fuck but even my deities are disgusted if you don't like my posts or how my practice looks like or what I'm reblogging or how my relationship with my gods looks like you don't need to waste your damn energy to hex me there's a fuckin block button on my profile and yall are privileged as fuck if you prefer to hex a loser on tumblr instead of some fuckin murderers or abusers and you should know every fuckin hex or curse WILL BE sent back to y'all i do NOT give a single fuck okay? privileged ass motherfuckers "every practice is different" unless you feel like someone's is too weird or too casual and you feel the need to play your deities advocate if they were fuckin not okay with what I'm doing they would tell me you know??? my blog is not for fuckin educating you or for yall to approve it's literally meant to be my space where i post funny talks with my gods it's not for yall to like its for me so if you dont like it gently fuck off and i shouldn't need to fuckin specify anything of what i said here it's perfectly clear what I'm saying

[amid-fandoms]

the ‘you always take it too far’ bit makes me think that there’s too much truth to the cards dan was picking for phil, because otherwise idk how that’s too far it’s literally the game he signed up for dan had equally inappropriate cards 😭

despite graduating from the school of fuck, phil will always try to stay at least a little bit mysterious and aloof while dan will straight up air out all of their kinks, positions, preferences and habits on their joint gaming channel

[silverware-is-interesting]

some undertale yellow (and undertale i guess-) doodles and other drawings

[fiddlesfords]

you should listen to mindless self Indulgence

oh. ummm. thats nice. ha.

[kinokoshoujoart]

when I said Aya / Pony used rough speech in JP version of the original AnWL… this is what i mean. when asking what Rock’s doing here she calls him a comically rude pronoun (キサマ/貴様) that has a very shonen anime enemies/ rivals sort of feeling

this is the correct dialogue option to increase his hearts btw!! he is, as usual, unfazed & all smiles that you’re talking to him. the other option is just telling him “go home”.

[jimmyspades]

[pinkmirth]

what a mannnnnn

[caffeinatedopossum]

I have to go to the doctor this weekend (basically the urgent care but not quite) cause a new concerning health problem popped up. so that's fun 🙃

Anyways I hope I'm not dying