#isn’t

[dark-mega]

@kirbyoctournament A long time ago there was a small sunny planet in the edge of the universe

In that planet lived a farmer, unaware of everything happening on the galaxy, only caring about his farm

Then, one day the sky became dark and his plants started to die for lack of sun and his animales started to go crazy for the darkness.

He looked for the source of the madness and founds a sinister figure surrounded by a army of dark creatures

Necrodeus, the leader of the skull gang.

What the farmer didn’t know is how this was the first invasion the skull gang ever did to a populated planet, the first time they meet actual opposition

But even if he knew, the farmer didn’t care and flew to the sky’s with his grass fork at hand to save the light of his world

The brave (or foolish) farmer stood in front of the first necromancer and used all the little skill it had to push back the undead gigant

Then he was crushed and died

The skull gang kept the remains as a trophy for their leader which didn’t actually want to carry a corpse around but he allowed it since it seemed to make them happy to give him a gift

As the years passed Necrodeus made hundreds of schemes to destroy all light and made unrepairable changes to the universe with his necromancy and his scheming

But one time that wasn’t enough for Necrodeus to win

On that moment of defeat, weakness and despair, the skull king remembered something

Remembered the legendary knights in the universe, he hide from some, faced others and planned to kill a few. Then he remembered their race

Necrodeus took his first kill and turned it into his biggest weapon, something able to destroy entire galaxies, devour souls and do everything he commanded

It took decades of work, but it was done

Necrodeus unleashed his weapon upon the brightest galaxy In the universe and…

That was the moment Necro knight’s age of terror started and the life of that galaxy ended

[mrchalamet-mrstyles]

If they are PR, why aren’t they taking advantage of the press coverage around the Wonka red carpet?

That is the million dollar question, anon. 🤔

[sixxysidepiece]

Fields of Mistria makes me wanna do a Farmer AU…

[fatimahere]

But if the story’s over why am I still writing pages

[thelanternofhope]

Kya Kahein?

Khabhi elfaz he nahi milte

Joh keh es dil koh samaj payein

Khabhi ansoo he nahi aethei

Joh en nami ankhoon koh beegah kar jayein

Yeh dard keh chalejahne kah elan hain

Yah phir dil keh har darwaazey band hojana kah

- M.A

[cryptids-stories]

Sometimes I realize I relate to some of my characters a lot more than I thought I did and I’m like “oh haha yikes”

[maplewozapi]

Native Miku🩷😆😆😆

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[introvert-slushie]

Currently thinking about how much Ford tries to hide his hands a lot when he can…behind his back with this stance. Due to how often he’s been bullied for it.

And also, how Mabel is one of the ones who Ford feels happy about showing his hands to because she thought they were cool looking upon first shaking his hand, instead of him being judged for his six fingers.

[ID: Gravity Falls screenshots. The first three are of Ford with his hands crossed behind his back. The last two are of him shaking hands with Mabel, and letting her paint a turkey on his hand. He's smiling in both. End ID.]

[spelllingandthemysteryschool]

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[foundfamilynonsense]

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.