#isn't he just the cutest

[jinkicake]

Loose Lips and Spilled Secrets

After a few drinks, Lucifer always finds you and unleashes all of his love.

Lucifer x Reader

A/N: I was rereading old text messages w Lucifer and came across when he was drunk and- ugh, I just adore him (this was supposed to be about drunk Lucifer but it turned into sappy lover boy lucfier, my sweet sweet demon)

-he refers to the reader as a girl-

WC - 1.4kish

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Ping. 

Ping.

Ping.

The constant vibrations coming from your phone wake you up in an instant. You reach for your phone blindly, knocking your fingers against the dark wood of your bedside table. Once you pick the device up, the bright screen nearly blinds you and it takes a couple of blinks for you to see the time. 

It’s a little after one am. The nap you took a few hours before seemingly turned into a long slumber, studying really wears you out. 

Ping.

Another consistent message begs for your attention and stubbornly locks onto your home screen. Lucifer’s name is at the top of your notifications list, his handsome picture gives you butterflies. 

“What could he possibly want?” You quietly murmur to yourself as you sit up against the headboard. Lucifer rarely messages you this late, only when he can’t sleep is when he will message you. Even then, his texts are fairly normal and all come in one message. 

Well, if Lucifer really wanted your presence he would have come to your room and gotten you already. Whenever he requests that his human is by his side, he’ll be sure to personally deliver the message. On nights like those, you both rarely get any sleep. 

Ping.

“Damn,” First thing you do upon unlocking your phone is lower the brightness. The light almost blinds you the more you look at it. Second, you glance over your other notifications before opening Lucifer’s. It’s just a check to make sure nothing serious is going on. 

He sent you a handful of stickers, each one with hearts loaded in the message. Your name is mixed in with the stickers, and you gather that it’s his own childish attempt to get your attention. 

Oh, when Lucifer acts childish it only means one thing. 

The demon is drunk. 

Only a handful of seconds pass after opening the chat before Lucifer calls you. He must have seen that you read his messages. 

“Lucifer?” You keep your voice low and quiet as to not echo off the walls and wake the other brothers. Absentmindedly, you pinch and pull at your warm blanket. Lucifer sighs in relief at the sound of your voice. 

“My love,” His voice is calm, not as clipped on the ends as it typically is. “my sweet girl.” Your face immediately flushes with heat at the pet names, ones that come and go but are only shared within the privacy of your bedrooms. “Were you waiting up for me?” 

Truthfully, you don’t have the heart to tell him that you were sleeping before this. 

“Where are you?” You ask him instead while rolling the thick material of your duvet between your fingers. Your phone becomes wedged between your ear and shoulder as you tilt your head and become hands-free from the device. 

“My office,” Lucifer drawls out and you nearly cringe at how badly his words are now slurring together. The poor demon is going to need a lot of water after this. “I just returned from the castle, was drinking there with Diavolo.”

“Were you now?” You hum, pushing your blanket off of you before grabbing a jacket off your chair. Lucifer sighs again, out of exhaustion this time, and you take your time putting the comfortable hoodie on. “Are you drunk?” 

You already know the answer but just want to confirm it with him. 

“You know me so well, human.” Lucifer can already feel the ache in his temple, the inconsistent pounding nearly starts ringing in his ear. You slide your shoes on as you leave your door and quickly walk towards Lucifer’s office. 

“Wait for me, Luci,” You coo before hanging up the phone and shoving it into your pocket. The gasp on the other end of the line is placed on the back burner of your mind as you walk through the empty hallways. There is a chance that Lucifer might get upset at you for walking around late into the night. You know the house rules and be his angel or not, you still face the consequences for not listening to him. 

However, your punishments are usually a little different compared to the other students. 

You push your luck on Lucifer’s temper tonight because if he truly is as gone as you think he is, he’ll be clingier more than anything else. With this knowledge, it doesn’t come as a surprise to you when Lucifer meets you halfway. 

He greets you with open arms and a surprisingly unkempt uniform. His coat isn’t hung around his shoulders and his shirt isn’t tucked in, you start to suspect he might even have two different socks on right now. Regardless of this, you bury your face into his chest and wrap your arms around his waist without a second thought. 

“Did you miss me?” Lucifer teases, his warm breath fans your ear, and your entire body convulses with a shiver. You don’t think you have it inside to answer him so you satisfy the question with a nod. Because you did miss Lucifer, it’s been a busy week and you’ve rarely seen him. “I missed you too, dear.”

His fingers trace along the back of your neck, resting against your spine while he momentarily holds you in his arms. Lucifer tends to enjoy holding you like this, having you impossibly close while he releases all of his frustrations and irritations is his favorite way to decompress. You have some sort of magical power over him, one that forces him to relax by merely gracing him with your presence. 

No, Lucifer feels at ease at the mere mention of you. 

Now, as he gets a good look at you, Lucifer notices the pajamas you have on. The silky strawberry print is one that he gifted you as a treat a few months ago. He adores the trim on the shorts and the buttons on the blouse. You look stunning like this in front of him. Lucifer just notices how your hair is already put up for the night and how dewy your skin looks after performing your nightly routine. 

He puts it together that you must have been asleep before meeting him here. 

“Come, my love, let’s go to bed.” Lucifer gently guides you to his room and ignores how he left his office. The room is a mess but, he can worry about that tomorrow. Right now, he has to pamper you. He’s going to love on you until his heart is content. 

His bedroom, on the other hand, is clean and organized as it often is. The large bed is made and his records are all neatly in order resting next to the record player. Lucifer brings you to the edge of his bed, ushering you with one of his large hands resting against your lower back. He pulls back the thick blanket and sheets before letting you get in. His heart swells watching you slip under the covers, how your eyes instantly close as you sigh out in comfort. 

Lucifer truly adores you. 

He makes sure to tuck the blanket underneath you before leaning down to kiss your lips gently. 

“I’ll be with you in a minute,” It’s a minute too long, he decides, as you grumble and fist his comforter in your hands. He doesn’t like the separation any more than you do. In fact, though his drunken haze is starting to clear up, Lucifer messily takes his clothes off. He doesn’t put them neatly in their designated hampers or hang up his tie as he is supposed to. 

Lucifer leaves all the articles of clothing on the floor before grabbing a set of pajamas and quietly retreating to the bathroom. His nighttime care goes by in a blur, he doesn’t process washing his face or brushing his teeth. All he focuses on is getting into bed beside you. 

After ensuring that his door is locked and he turns off all the lights, Lucifer finally finds himself pulling the covers back and shuffling in beside you. You immediately greet him as you scoot closer to his body, you open your eyes momentarily to smile at him and the exchange melts Lucifer’s heart. The sweet expression of your smile fills his chest with an ache, one that almost makes it hard to breathe. 

“I love you.” He murmurs against your forehead, now finding his limbs intertwined with yours. Lucifer holds you closer than ever and takes his time bathing in your warmth. He cherishes this time spent with you, fondly holds it in his heart, and guards it with care so that no one else may see it. He’ll never share this treasure with anyone else, it is his and his alone. Tonight, he knows he’ll get a good amount of sleep being wrapped up in your touch. “Good night, my sweet human.” 

[pardonmydelays]

SHOWTIME!

fave lyrics from "what'd i miss?"?

YO YO YOOOO WHAT TIME IS IT

anyway, my favourite lyrics:

i've been in paris meeting lots of different ladies, i guess i basically missed the late eighties - it always makes me laugh shhshdh

where have you been?/uhh... france - i mean the delivery of this line is everything, i love daveed so much; fun fact here: the uhh... france wasn't lin's original idea, it was daveed's improvisation & lin liked it so much they just added it to the song lol

i have my first cabinet meeting today, i guess i better think of something to say - ok, yeah, i just picked the funniest lines today lol sorry can't help it it's such a fun song

bonus: i am giving you this short clip from the interview with daveed diggs today where he's talking about playing both lafayette & jefferson, because he is so precious & i am forcing you to look at my son him:

[arcane-ally]

* Teef *

[littledragonkeeper]

I repotted my succulent about a week ago and now look at it! My little baby is growing up

[fazcinatingblog]

this absolute cutie

[kneelingshadowsalome]

i loved knight!könig x princess!reader so much ahhhhh!

in my head they have a happy ending ‘a knight’s tale’ style where they find out that könig is the heir to some ancient royal line and so he can marry the princess and they live happily ever after 🥺🫠

They're so cute it's actually disgusting 💗 And I'm super cruel for giving them a little more trouble down the road before their HEA 🥲

I'm sure that after the first night they make love König actually goes a bit insane and "steals" her. They run off in the cover of night but then our poor knight falls into another depressive episode when he realises it's difficult to provide for his beloved without a name and a castle. If they go to his lands her father's men will only start a war on his own bannerman and root them out. So he returns her (screaming & crying) back to her room. No pussy for König for at least a week!! :(

Still, every new match of hers somehow ends up *oopsie daisy* deadly injured on this hunting trip or that. They drown in pools, suddenly die of a weak heart at the humble age of 20, and our cutesy little reader gets a reputation that any man who asks for her hand gets cursed. No one dares to approach the Thorned Maiden (who's actually blessed with so many kisses and some nice deprived dicking every other night ^^), and so when the old king eventually dies (of natural causes), the princess ascends the throne and picks herself a husband to rule by her side.

No one is surprised that it just so happens to be the loyal old dog who guarded her door even when she slept. No one also dares to ask how is it possible that their firstborn came screaming into the world only 6 months after the wedding. The kingdom has never seen brighter days so who are they to question gods and kings?

[likesummerrainn]

AEW Dynamite | 08.21.24

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Oh hey, it's Commander Tartar and Smollusk hanging out!

The silly has been contained...

... Smollusk seems to be having fun so it's fine, right?

This lovely humanoid Smollusk design was made by the very talented @melonenbrot !

[daily-hanamura]

[orphetos]

Concept Angor's smile is unhinged as hell and I love it.

sauce: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ50kzUAEVd/

[wikitpowers]

ash has a pet chinchilla. i repeat: ash morgenstern has a pet chinchilla. just putting that out there.

like this guy has one of these cuties who he just hangs out with :(

[hooned]

STOP!! ✋️

[psychokinetic-ectoplasm]

Dan Aykroyd as Jack Lambert in Getting Away With Murder (1996)

[ocarina-overture]

what a familiar face!

[wearecrowley]

[yangjeongin]

fox in a box