#ist shitpost
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text

WAS IST DENN HEUTE LOS ZUM FICK
#erst donald trump als Präsident#und jetzt zerlegt sich die Ampel weiter#was zum fick#dieser Tag ist eine politische Vollkatastrophe#german stuff#shitpost#deutsches zeug#german memes#news#auf deutsch
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
youtube
Do u guys remember the secret member from the livestream
0 notes
Text
Spatort - Normalster Tag im Büro (oder wenn Adam und Leo nicht oblivious wären) Part 2





#Leo's Wlan Passwort ist “Jeans-Jeans Traummann ist mein Traummann” change my mind#spatort#tatort saarbrücken#adam schürk#leo hölzer#pia heinrich#esther baumann#shitpost
178 notes
·
View notes
Text
Call me Mitglied des Ermittlerteams Saarbrücken because I too have a ungesunde Beziehung zu Schlaf and a Koffeinabhängigkeit
#spatort#tatort saarbrücken#shitposting#fragt mich nicht ich hab keine ahnung#alle bis auf esther sind ein mess#like girlies I get u#ich übernehme keine Verantwortung für meine Posts mehr#Spatort headloss ist leider so real
165 notes
·
View notes
Text
#too soon?#tatort saarbrücken#spatort#leo hölzer#hab ich jetzt nur wegen spatort shitposting nen deutschen acct erstellt? ja#der brainrot ist real
67 notes
·
View notes
Text

#spatort#adam schürk#leo hölzer#tatort saarbrücken#daniel sträßer#vladimir burlakov#ist mal wieder spontan im zug entstanden#aber in London dieses mal#Urlaubsedition quasi#nic spatort shitposting
191 notes
·
View notes
Text
konzept: musical tatort münster episode und boerne und thiel singen "98%" von bibi und tina
#is this something??#tatort münster#thiel x boerne#tatort shitposting#bibi und tina#ist das zu nischig?#boerne ist doch so ein horsegirl ich glaub er würde das tun#oder halt wenn er besoffen ist mal bibi und tina lieder singen statt fiderallala#i need fanart of them in these outfits please
39 notes
·
View notes
Text
Warum ist mein Scheißhund Gniesbert eigentlich nicht Jugendwort des Jahres?
#Das Jahr ist rum Zeit für das neue#Jugendwort des Jahres#Jugendwort#Langenscheidt#Gniessbert#Shitpost#German Stuff#Deutsches Zeug#irregular scheduled content#isc#agm
129 notes
·
View notes
Text
reading about them is not enough i need to write fanfiction
#shitposting on here ist mein neues hobby glg#ao3#fanfiction#spatort#spatort fanfic#the gays#hörk#adam schürk#leo hölzer#esther baumann#pia heinrich
27 notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh hey, it's Commander Tartar and Smollusk hanging out!
The silly has been contained...

... Smollusk seems to be having fun so it's fine, right?
This lovely humanoid Smollusk design was made by the very talented @melonenbrot !
#splatoon#splatoon 2#octo expansion#splatoon 3#side order#commander tartar#smollusk#my art :o]#i'm shitposting :o]#I was thinking about what kind of dynamic these two would have and immediately thought of this#smollusk ist just... a litle creacher thatse it... i canot change this...#looks like they are getting along though! [at least Tartar seems to tolerate it]#Tartar would see a lot of potential in Smollusk but would get real frustrated once he learns that they are fond of Marina & Pearl...#imagine your nemesis steals all of your data to create some AI critter that accidentaly turned out to be extremely similar to yourself lmao#anyways here is digital art that isn't a crude looking shitpost!#I don't know what direction I want to take my art so I'll probably experiment around a lot and see what sticks#[gotta mention how much I love this Smollusk design 🫶 It's the cutest thing ever!]
90 notes
·
View notes
Text

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WARUM WIRD DAS VON DER SPÖ GEPOSTET
WARUM BIN ICH MIT DEM KICKL IM BETT OIDA
HILFE HILFE SICHERHEITSDIENST, POLIZEI
#das wurd mir von einem freundin geschickt und ich hab laut geschrien#schlimmste ist dass ich zur zeit im bett gelegen hab#ich fühl mich schmutzig ew ew ew ew#😩😱💀#shitpost nach sacher art
36 notes
·
View notes
Text
One of my friends on discord said that Hayato kinda looks like Akutagawa
0 notes
Text
Integra: ARE YOU STUPID?!
Alucard: Of course I'm stupid. What did you think I had... intelligence? Wrooooong place, boss!
Integra, sighing: At least you see it yourself, I guess...
#in germany we say#selbsteinsicht ist der erste weg zur besserung!#and I think that's beautiful#pineapple#shitpost#hellsing ultimate#hellsing#alucard#sir integra
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ich weiß wir sind alle sad übers Ending aber...


#werde wahrscheinlich beides machen poll ist nur zum Gucken welches zuerst#+ wir brauchen ein paar shitposts in diesen schweren Zeiten#jcu#julien bam#mann im mond#julien bam cinematic universe#der mann im mond#ghosts private circus
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
Now the girlies aren't going to like this. But I will say: I would laugh very very hard if Brenner was behind everything re: Will's vanishing. Putting boys in places fr.
Like there's too much Creel-Byers paralleling re: Henry's abduction and Will's vanishing, especially with how Brenner specifically mentions Will/has a body ready to cover it up just like he did with Henry...
I'm just saying. It would be funny if Will sent himself to the UD in hopes of escaping Brenner, just like Henry supposedly went off the rails trying to escape Brenner. Especially with how we see Will nearly opening his own gate in ST1.
Brenner knowing to look in that shed...I would laugh very hard if Brenner had been in that shed and Will just yeeted himself to the blue UD to escape him.
Picturing Henward standing there in the blue UD, just chowing down on those big UD-creature eggs or something, when Will runs past and he's like "Oh?? Hello Little Boy. How did You get down here?? 👁️👁️ You have gate opening powers?? You wanna Share?? Share or I'll make you?? I want to go home." Thus why Will ends up stuck in the wall/the Henflayer targets him in ST2 and tries to take over his body.
I just think it would be peak cinema that's all.
(Especially with how Vecna is so fixated on El/stealing her gate powers, which he didn't know about until she opened the 1979 gate. And with the fact that Vecna pays zero attention to Will...Vecward has been fixated on El since ST3. Just saying it would make sense for Mindflayer Henward to have been focused on Will because he saw that he had gate powers. I have more details floating around in my head about this, actually, but anyway. yeah.)
#henward 'yes little german boy!! hide in the library!!' creel#and will 'oh mein gott!! this bibliothek ist full of evil tentakel!!' byers#lowkey a shitpost but also not#the vanishing of will byers#stranger things
209 notes
·
View notes
Text
Bringe einen niedlichen Schokoladenriegel auf den Markt und nenne ihn
dUWUplo
#shitpost#german stuff#deutsches zeug#ich will ehrlich sein#ich habe diesen joke von meinem 2021er twitter ich geklaut#to be fair ich denke immer noch das der n banger ist
12 notes
·
View notes