#it Would work on me
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missladybirdhill · 2 years ago
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shiiro-arts · 11 months ago
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For me, one of the funniest things about FT is how Natsu keeps suggesting Lucy to use her sexuality in their plans even tho it never works THINKING it will
And her AGREEING LMAO
he really be like "I was SURE it would work, damn it"
My boy down bad
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starmocha · 1 year ago
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Xavier: I got you fried chicken to make you feel better 😊
Zayne: It's not easy.
Rafayel: *busy*
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mo-ok · 8 months ago
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jeff: tintin i need you to distract that man
tintin: say less king *makes up an animal and tells the guy he NEEDS to come see it right now*
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jackdaw-and-hattrick · 1 year ago
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Do you think Bruce ever did one of those press memorial events for Jason where he read some crappy poetry he’d jotted down in his diary and at the time it’s sweet but then Jason comes back and now his three am vent poems are spattered across some bitch’s Instagram post and there’s nothing he can do about it? Because, personally, that would be reason enough to instigate a life-long feud with Bruce, other trauma be damned.
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fleetadmiralsengoku234 · 2 months ago
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I love y’all, but you have to understand that Rizz and emotionally manipulating your love interests are two different things, you do not have Rizz you just described how you emotionally manipulate mfs💔
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leffee · 8 months ago
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Vinnie:🥺🥺🥺
Sunil: You can't "I'm just a little guy" your way out of this one
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alterin · 1 year ago
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when you’re writing fics with gold digger uruha, this is who you’re writing about
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shanisabisaster · 3 months ago
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NAH FR
I'm convinced Matt can just flash his puppy eyes to the criminals of New York and all crime in the city will stop
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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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Poppy playtime got a guy worse than William Afton
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scarlet-loses-reality · 3 months ago
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“Can I kiss you?”
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If a trans girl approached you in public what should she do or say for the best chances of getting your number for a date?
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badolmen · 2 years ago
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.
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screwpinecaprice · 4 days ago
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CREATURE WITH A KNIFE
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katsinspats · 9 months ago
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I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes
Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:
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apollos-boyfriend · 3 months ago
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What in the world is happening on twitter
zack scott’s been doing this bit since mario wonder came out where he commissions artists to recreate their daisy artworks of her as her elephant form, but for some reason he’s gained insane traction over it for the past like week??? so artists have been putting fucking. bait traps out for him to commission them
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these are two of my personal favorites bc there’s absolutely no attempt to hide it. they are putting daisies under a shoebox propped up on sticks for this man. and it’s working
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