#it is such marriage material

[anxioussailorsoldier]

zelda: “no, but...I would also like this notarised”

the totk situation is a textbook case of royal marriage for appearances so that the gay zoras can be with their blonde hylians, and you can't tell me otherwise

the blond barbarian man is leeroy, a beefier and more himbo reincarnation of link. still waiting to see him in-game

[skyrim-forever]

we talk a lot about the fact that you can't marry Brynjolf but we don't talk enough about the fact we were robbed up an assassin romance with Nazir

him being your primary contact in the brotherhood, the bond after the fall of the Falkreath sanctuary plus his smooth voice and his wit, just <3

[hlkproductions]

theyre like infinity stones to me. useless when apart yet unstoppable when fused to my hand.

[cerastes]

I’m so happy this CG exists. Look at that damn face. A combination of the cat surrounded by knives and the cat that knocked over the onions. Immaculate.

If Dusk is the loving, capricious playful hater and Ya is the bitter, impossibly angry malding hater, then Ho’ol completes this triforce of haters by being an actual, bona fide arsonist that gleefully burns every bridge she can get her funny pizza fingers on. Indiscriminate, rated E for Everyone, she does not relent at any moment from going full in, why is she like that? If you put Ho’ol in the same room with the sweetest 8 year old, she will find a way to shit on her favorite color and animal, awakening in the child hatred and killing intent. Ho’ol will see you attain Nirvana and say “this bitch doesn’t have the balls to reincarnate”. Ho’ol in the 2000s would wait until your 2mb file that’s taken your 56k modem 4 days to download is at 98% before giving you an important phone call.

She hates with artistic gusto. It’s not like she even needs to provoke these feelings for her work in half of the situations! She straight up just loves it! BIG fan of the scent of freshly burned bridges! Ho’olheyak plays Call of Duty with open mic. Ho’olheyak would swat you if she knew where you lived. She sucks ass. She is the best.

And that face encompasses all of that in one single wicked smile, that wicked smile that asks you, pray tell, what are your intentions with that big bat? Do you intend to strike her? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill her in one shot.

[waitmyturtles]

The tweet is great; the graphic is better. The tweet:

The graphic:

[mikeandikeschmidt]

I went into the FNAF movie for my childhood. So when I first watched it, I was like, “where’s the violence? Where’s the jumpscares? Get to the point, get to the yellow rabbit.”

Then the Josh Hutcherson sunk in and now I’m about to watch the movie for the 7th time and I’m like, “Yay! More Mike daily life! Now let’s see Mike do taxes!”

[bakuhatsufallinlove]

I'M BACK

Listen, this is indeed the end, but it is also

[tellmealittlelie]

Getting Married to Soap

He can’t stop looking at you as you walk down the aisle towards him. He’s waited so long for this day and he can barely believe that it’s finally arrived, hen. Once you’re close enough to make out his face, he’ll wink at you slyly to make you smile and blush.

The dress is breathtaking with ruffles and embroidery, a soft rosy white with matching heels, its a fairytale.

Your dress is gorgeous, and you had picked it out months before. It had become somewhat of a game to hide it from John, though you know he wouldn't have actually looked in the box.

That didn't stop him, however, from searching then wagging the box in front of your face before you could wrangle it away from him and run to hide it away again as he laughed.

The wedding venue is beautiful. It's out in the countryside and outside an old castle.

All his teammates are there: Captain John, Simon, Gaz, Kate and her wife as well as a few other work colleagues and aquantences.

Dancing in the open air and in the starlight ~ fireflies buzzing around you as you both sway to a soft melody ~

Oh, and your wedding night is just amazing!

You had changed into a pretty little version of your wedding dress for the after party and under that... Well, it's safe to say that your John was more than pleased.

Your honeymoon can be something quaint or some far-off destination - it doesn't matter to Johnny as long as he's with you. <3

[arsenalgbt]

when he's a pretty crier.

[nadiajustbe]

There's something incredibly strange and funny about the FIRE DEMON from Ingary who somehow managed to work at some random Welsh school for at least a couple of weeks, maybe even longer and not get caught.

Like, did WoTW just lecture ms. Angorian about stuff like printers, photocopies or, well, the whole English Literature program she was supposed to teach for a good amount of time? Or was it just a kind of scripted info for the new form the demon was taking?

And — most importantly — how did WoTW (who, again, lives in Ingary with little to no connection to our world at all) get all this info about Welsh education in a matter of days?

Wikipedia page informs me that she kidnapped Suliman to ask him about it and she did, in fact, asked Sophie about Wales as well. But I cannot believe any of this guys can tell her enough to make a whole fire demon an English teacher, unless Ben was one himself and did willingly tell her the school curriculum — wich is no less hilarious of a concept.

And If she didn't, how couldn't anyone, kids or other schools staff, notice she has no clue about any English literature besides John Dohn and one (1) poem.

I have so many questions.

[sarangkstars]

Perfect Marriage Revenge

[cerastes]

As a tail connoisseur do you have any thoughts on the new gavi outfit?

Pussy out facing the world sitting position <;- STRONG AURA

Surfboard-Chainsaw <;- STRONG AURA

Specter-like Whirligig Saw <;- STRONG AURA

Nifty silver pirate hat that matches well with the silver jacket and hot pants <;- STRONG AURA

Cute, tiny blue bikini showing underneath, tasteful yet alluring <;- VERY STRONG AURA

Blinged the fuck out <;- STRONG AURA

Blue tint sunglasses worn model style <;- STRONG AURA

Drinking an ice cold Lime TROLY <;- STRONG AURA

VERDICT: INCREDIBLY STRONG AURA, ENDOWED WITH EXTRAORDINARY AMOUNTS OF JING AND QI. Tomimi better get a leg on or I will shove an additional ring on that hand.

[pikachewww]

Girls who read books are wife material <3

[dlartistanon]

Actually, to clarify on that last reblog--

--this is also a succinct read on the Nearls

[koolaidashley]

sooooo what’s goin on between Raph n’ Mona…?????? romance~ mehaps~ >:3

(how are the others feelin about it)

*Hello Hello starts playing*

Bonus Mona ref under cut since I ironed her out

[therealbeardedgent]

Wife material.