#it makes SENSE!

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Taylor playing “Say Don’t Go” and “it’s time to go” as the last surprise songs of 2023.

[comite-de-salut-public]

Why is everyone on this committee so toxic. You act like this and then act like the victim bc nobody likes you

Nobody likes us because for some reason people think we're sentencing their friends/relatives/amorous companions to the guillotine when really that's the Revolutionary Tribunal. Also maybe for the decimalization but I doubt it.

[abbaswift]

i’ve started hearing the clean lyrics as “and by mourning, gone was any trace of you, i think i am finally clean”

[noodledevourer]

I feel like not enough people are taking advantage of the nickname Spidermonkey for spider

[hypnoneghoul]

guys do u remember when around a month ago I said I'm leaving for college and I should start packing bla bla bla...

it's wednesday

I leave saturday

IM NOT PACKED

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Kids are the best, man. They have no idea of like... Connotation, I guess?

Had a little five year old very excitedly tell me that his cat was a "human cat."

And I said, "Wait, what?" Fully expecting to be regaled with some story about how the cat is secretly human or something.

Instead, he cheerfully informed me, "She really likes people."

Me: ".... OH."

[total-mkulia]

eva/lindsay is so real and i never thought about it but i totally see it actually

YES my power grows

[eurosleaz]

sadie being laura coded ... fuck me that's so rough

[kittyoverlord]

My guess:

the Mayor's Deputy Chief of Staff is Parr Lance, working for Mayor Logic.

[aniseandspearmint]

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fingon | Findekáno/Maedhros | Maitimo, Fingon | Findekáno/Finrod Felagund | Findaráto/Maedhros | Maitimo, Celebrían/Elrond Peredhel, Elrond Peredhel & Maglor | Makalaurë, Elrond Peredhel & Maedhros | Maitimo, Thorin Oakenshield/Being Tricked Into Being Friends With Elrond's Chaos Disaster Family, Fingon | Findekáno & Finrod Felagund | Findaráto, Galadriel | Artanis/Maglor | Makalaurë, Argon | Arakáno/Galadriel | Artanis/Maglor | Makalaurë Characters: in rough order of appearance we have, Thorin Oakenshield, Elrond Peredhel, Kíli (Tolkien), Celegorm | Turcafinwë, Argon | Arakáno, Aredhel | Irissë, Maglor | Makalaurë, Turgon | Turukáno, Arwen Undómiel, Maedhros | Maitimo, Aragorn | Estel, Fingon | Findekáno, Celebrían (Tolkien), Balin (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Finrod Felagund | Findaráto, Galadriel | Artanis, Curufin | Curufinwë, Bilbo Baggins, Narvi (Tolkien), Maeglin | Lómion, Caranthir | Morifinwë, Haleth of the Haladin Additional Tags: Fix-It, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, both tags began in the silmarillion but have rippled down to affect the hobbit too, mildly eldritch line of finwë, me realizing just now after being obsessed with tolkien since i was six that elves are telepaths, definitely not LaCE compliant, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, technically they did die but then they got kicked out of mandos for being annoying, Trans Fingon, Trans Finrod, baby aragorn!, the elves just want to eat smaug, they are the natural predator of the dragons now, Eldritch Peredhel (Tolkien), i misread celeborn as celegorm once and an entire cracky idea came from it, fingon shows affection like a housecat Series: Part 1 of the let love win 'verse Summary:

Thorin thought his quest to reclaim his home was going rather well. Until Gandalf insisted they stop in Rivendell. While Elrond's extended family was there.

[whatsagirltoblogabout]

Let the record show that I had my suspicions. Though I didn't go far enough in my paranoia, I did not expect her to be A from PLL lol.

[certifiedwerewolf]

Pulling up an anime movie that opens with Country Roads was a whiplash effect but having that be the significant song that runs under the entire story took me out back and stomped on my neck

[texaschainsawmascara]

links to the donations mentioned

https://unrwa.org/

https://www.instagram.com/gazamutualaid

https://campusbailfunds.com

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again