#it never ends well

[skyward-floored]

I know I did some writing last night at like 2 am but I’m afraid to look at it

[xluna-reclipse]

A lot of "villains" think they're good guys and do bad things. JGY thinks he's a bad guy and does good things. Which is sad because if he'd committed, he could've lived.

[astaroth1357]

My reaction to Solomon in NB Lesson 17:

Oh sweetie... that is so embarrassing.... We ain't even that close, bruh...

[cherry-pop-elf]

“Cherry……I think we should just stick you with cooking, instead of baking.”

“Aw man. I just wanted to make cookies like Mr. Weasley : (“

Oc, and guess Oc belong to @arrozconlecheeee and guess appearance of Cherry’s partner @carmello-matcha

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: heeeeeeeey nepeta, check out what I drew!

Nepeta: :33< oh, that's good

Nepeta: :33< I made something too!

Vriska: you did that??

Nepeta: :33< yeah just this morning

Vriska: fuck off!

Nepeta: :33< what?

Vriska: you did not p8int that this morning!

Nepeta: :33< yes i did!

Vriska: you did not p8int that this morning!!!!!!!!

Nepeta: :33< I DID!

Vriska: I don't 8elieve you!

Nepeta: :33< you drew the pawneapple!

Vriska: my pineapple is shit!

Nepeta: :33< just needs a bit of shading

Vriska: oh shut up!

Nepeta: :33< bit of charcoal

Vriska: when did you learn so much a8out art??

Nepeta: :33< i learned it for a ship roleplay

Vriska: which ship?

Nepeta: :33< troll davinci <3< troll albert einstein

Vriska: troll davinci could paint??

Nepeta: :33< are mew angry with me for having a hobby?

Vriska: evidently, yeah

[soldier-poet-king]

Amongst all The Horrors at least I finally managed to get my hair chopped again and we're back to the frizzy messy french bob and not the horrible scraggly nearly shoulder length mess I'd been sporting

It feels sosososo much better, I always forget how much of a relief it is to have my hair cropped at the ears again, like frizzy triangle-head round face round glasses fears be damned, if Simone Weil could do it, so can I

[zapsoda]

oh shocker the one who uses "psychotic" as an insult against people who experience harmful intrusive thoughts is also violently ableist towards those with npd

[foxydivaxx]

Sanji and Lestat: Time for some vawulence

Louis and Zoro: Uh oh….

[quietplace26]

Mari, pouting: "How's that better than my idea?"

Akito: "We'll live longer than a few seconds?"

[storms-path]

FFXIV 2023 Day 14 - Clear

The morning air of Radz-at-Han was already sweltering, and the Washi sisters were deeply regretting their choice of attire. Arashi in her thick Ala Mhigan coat at least had the luxury of (mostly) bare sleeves. Sanda, however, suffered. Not for the first time she looked at her sister’s recently shorn short hair and wondered if she might benefit from the same. But then Arashi would get that look in her eye and find some way to call Sanda a base imitator and she would not allow that. She had her pride still.

The pair were on a mission from the satrap himself: locate and bring in Zero for the next expedition into the Void. It should have been easy enough, but the city itself was already bustling even at the early hour, and somehow the voidsent visitor had made herself almost entirely scarce. Still, it meant a chance to catch up with her sister. Arashi having been bundled up and sent to a distant island without a linkpearl (minus one for emergencies) had left little time for conversation. It was for her own good, though. Honestly.

“So,” Arashi said as the pair walked through the blessedly shaded interior. “How’s our new friend been treating you?” There was something strange in her voice, a hint of something under her conversational tone. “Hasn’t tried to eat anyone, I trust?”

That earned her a sharp shoulder to the ribs. “She’s been perfectly courteous,” Sanda responded curtly. It seemed a moon on idyllic island luxury had only given Arashi a poor sense of humour. Zero had been… intense, perhaps, but she had done nothing to cause alarm while in the city or its surrounding area. And she was insatiably curious about the world and its people too. It had taken the joint efforts of Sanda, Stalwart and Fareena (well, mostly Sanda) to answer her myraid questions. Not that Sanda minded, really...

Arashi was looking at Sanda with an odd expression. It took Sanda a moment to place it. Was she… smirking? “What is it?” Sanda couldn’t quite hide the irritation in her voice.

“I knew it,” was Arashi’s only response, her smile growing wider. Then she was off again, tail swishing playfully in her wake. Sanda was forced to jog to catch up with her, trying not to let Arashi’s obvious teasing get to her. She failed miserably.

“Explain, sister! What do you know?” Sanda grabbed hold of Arashi’s arm, twisting her around and staring her in the eye. The mirth in Arashi’s eyes only made the annoyance worse. Did she have to be so unbearably smug?

“Fine, if you must know so badly. You’ve caught feelings for her, haven’t you?” Sanda resisted the sudden, intense urge to disown her sister. It wouldn’t be right. No matter how tempted it was when Arashi had the audacity to laugh triumphantly. “I knew it! You’re as red as a rolanberry!”

“It’s the heat, damn you!” Sanda knew how terrible a lie it was as soon as she said it, which only made the embarrassment worse. Several people were looking at the pair now, eyebrows raised. While they were well-known as the satrap’s honoured guests (among other accolades), there was a time and a place to be making a ruckus, and the city streets in the early morning was not one of them. Sanda grabbed Arashi’s arm and dragged her into a nearby alley.

“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said Arashi as she allowed herself to be tugged along. “Truly, I think it’s lovely that my wayward sister has found herself someone to settle down with. But you do have… interesting taste, dear Sanda.”

She’s the Warrior of Light and your sister besides. It wouldn’t do to leave her here with a dagger in the side for company. Sanda, with difficulty, bit back thoughts of sororicide and settled for glaring daggers at her insufferable sister instead. Not for the first time she wished she had just a few extra inches of height so she didn’t have to look up to do so. Arashi was unflappable in her unjust amusement. Bastard.

“One more word, sister dearest. One more swiving word.” Sanda’s tone was granite through gritted teeth. Arashi, still smiling smug as smug could be, leaned down and whispered against Sanda’s horn.

“Lovebird.”

In the end, Zero found them, along with several confused Radiants, a very amused Y’shtola and a rather bemused Varshahn. Arashi, after a brief struggle, had managed to overpower her younger sister and was sitting on top of her. Sanda, for her part, had stopped swearing in every language she had learned in her short life and was instead settling for some very colourful (and descriptive) threats if Arashi didn’t move.

It was not the best start to the morning, to say the least.

[the-busy-ghost]

God you can absolutely pinpoint every major crisis I've had over the past six years through my 'books over time' count on goodreads and I'm not sure that's healthy

[pepsi-maxwell]

nobody tells you this but the biggest "you are now old" moment is shouting "FUCK. OFF." the minute you hear the words "the time between today and this thing that you swear happened five minutes ago is the same as the time between--"

[castiel-left-his-mark-on-me]

I don't wish my family ill, I just wish they'd all collectively forget I exist so I can finally have some peace.

[yesiamagummybear]

They tried the Grimace Milkshake

[vampiriccoma]

You should never make a drama kid a vampire

[dreamswillbeyourwintermeat]

If I made contact with a parallel world I would simply immediately forget that I had done so and pull the plug.