KouyaLen.G is truly the greatest MUGEN character of all time.
It really isn't enough to have one of the top defensive abilities in the entire hypernull category (withstanding F1, forced changestates, variable tampering, statedef overflows, etc). It's not even enough to be capable of penetrating the defenses of the likes of Oaev and Thunder Sword's You (which is a FUCKING POSTMAN-TIER? HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE DO THAT?!).
Nah, let's be real, there's a decent selection of MUGEN cheapies that have all that. KouyaLen.G doesn't even have any visual effects demonstrated on the character select screen, despite having the functionality. Plus, no Postman batch file or special EXE or other method of straight up deleting the character she's up against. (as far as I'm aware of, that is)
So what does KouyaLen.G have?
Well, once the hyper-edgy, ultra-spooky, black/red particle showering character on the other side gets done playing one of the same five fullscreen animations you've seen in like twenty other Donald clones...
KouyaLen.G casually (I cannot stress that adverb enough) sprints up to the opponent and knocks them away with a bat, playing a Smash Bros Homerun Bat sound effect. The edgy, creepypasta music that the other character played as their intro is completely replaced by an entirely upbeat, non-intimidating pop song, and some Japanese baseball commentary.
Should the target character have the compatibility, they are shown comically spiraling off into the sky, like a Smash Bros. Star KO, to add further insult to injury.
Does KouyaLen.G celebrate this victory by hovering in place, exuding myriad afterimages, chuckling with a chorus distortion effect applied onto a stolen Iori KoF voiceline, like most Donalds? Does she fill the screen with an obnoxious screamer, or some borderline hentai of an underage Touhou character, followed by a gratingly loud test pattern??
Nope. She just casually jogs a home run across the frontal parallax layer, then strikes a pose.
All that stuff that the other edgier supernulls do is just far and above overplayed, and cannot be taken seriously at all. So KouyaLen.G playing it simple and carefree, and making a real casual mockery of the others, is a breath of fresh air. This is something I can take seriously.
KouyaLen.G may look silly and non-threatening, but she makes literally the entire hypernull roster look far sillier... and that's better than any Postman or Assembly tier character can ever manage.
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Rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.
Cut - Tori Kelly
Sekai no Himitsu - VAUNDY
2/14 - The Band CAMINO
When will my life begin? - Mandy Moore (honestly idk how a disney soundtrack managed to sneak its way into my playlist lmao)
50 ways to say goodbye - Train
URUSAI - Dj Ryow, Kazuo
She used to be mine - Sara Bareilles
Korekara no Koto Sorekara no Koto - Ryokuoushoku Shakai (I love this song, a solid 10/10 recommend listen despite the very long names for both the song and the band, the lyrics resonates with me so much ;-;)
Crash Course - Sam MacPherson
Babydoll - Dominic Fike
Annnnd that's the end of the list, thanks to @jasontoddenthusiastt for tagging me! I do like to show off my fair share of music list, but I'm not sure if it fits anyone's taste so this was a chance to share my liked songs.
I honestly dunno who to tag lol, so I'll be tagging randomly, sorry in advance if this is bothersome. On the other hand, if anyone sees this, feel free to spread your list around.
@camipoopedart @deniedmysign @celtarican2 @soosdraws @dcisslowlydying @yenhee @chimeramenagerie
nah idk who to tag anymore ;-;
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The most beloved and wonderful @ididitforthedogs, the steadfast guardian of Her Majesty Queen Peaches-- May She Reign Eternal-- has tagged me in a song URL spelling meme! (I was just about to hunt up some tag-memes, so this is fantastic!)
I tag @iconicjohnny, and @fullmetalein to follow along this train, but everyone else is invited, too!
(My URL is also very long...I am ecstatic.)
T - The Killing Lights, AFI
Put on your face and let's pretend, these killing lights won't kill us all, again.
H - Honeybee, The Head and the Heart
I cannot imagine how my life would be, if all your gravity did not hit me.
E - END, Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners
So take these as my words: my vows. That I’m not going anywhere. I’m not going anywhere
S - survivin', Bastille
And I'm not gonna lie, and say I've been alright. 'Cause it feels like I've been living upside down. What can I say? I'm survivin'.
K - Kill Your Heroes, AWOLNATION
No need to worry 'cause everybody will die. Every day we just go, go, baby don't go. Don't you worry we love you more than you know.
E - Eat Your Young, Hozier
Skinning the children for a war drum. Putting food on the table selling bombs and guns. It's quicker and easier to eat your young.
L - Ladybird, Mappe Of
Came ashore to the warmth of her dearly beloved,
Shimmer shells, summer swells and simply the sum of it
E - Electrified, Truslow
We have fire in our veins. We're resonating in the heart.
Fan this fire into flame. We're shining brighter in the dark.
T - Thousand Eyes, Of Monsters and Men
No, I'll be a stone, I'll be the hunter. A tower that casts a shade.
O - Off to Sleep, Coeur De Pirate
Fly on, you golden girl, and take all your fears. I'll be with you in your dreams, the world is darker then it seems.
N - Never Had to Leave, Matt Maeson
I see the clouds and oceans. I see it all so clear. I see your heart's still open.
I - In the Woods Somewhere, Hozier
What caused the wound? How large the teeth? I saw new eyes were watching me.
N - No Chances, Twenty One Pilots
We want you home in one piece, now. We come for you, no chances. We come for you, no chances.
T - Train, Brick + Mortar
I smile in the face of failure. I smile in the face of fear.
Cause I got a secret window. And I'm gonna take you there.
H - Heaven Knows, The Pretty Reckless
Big man tells you where to go. Tell them it's good, tell them okay.
Don't do a goddamn thing they say.
E - Evangeline, Highly Suspect
Your Majesty. Your kingdom is beneath the sea. Apologies for the human race.
G - Girls Like You, Maroon 5
Roll that back wood, babe. And play me close.
A - Another Place, Bastille
I am bound to you with a tie that we cannot break; with a night we can't replace.
R - Recycled Air, The Postal Service
I watch the patchwork farms', slow fade into the ocean's arms.
And from here they can't see me stare; the stale taste of recycled air
D - Don't Know Why, Norah Jones
I waited 'til I saw the sun. I don't know why I didn't come.
E - Emily, San Fermin
Emily, let the night take me. Down, down, down the rabbit hole.
N - Not the Sun, Brand New
I'm outside, growing roots again. You've set on me, but you are not the sun.
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