But if you want to have sex with men, why didn’t you just stay a straight woman?
Because I’m not a straight woman. I’m a gay man.
Can’t you just be a lesbian?
No, lesbians are attracted to women, and I am not.
But men have sex with women!
Men have sex with men too. Have you not heard of being gay?
But gay men like cocks.
You got us there. We sure do.
Gay men don’t like pussies.
Some do. Mine gets some pretty positive attention. I mostly bottom, so.
Aren’t men disappointed you don’t have a cock?
Oh, suuuuure, yeah. “Aw, man, I have three holes to choose from instead of two! This is terrible!” said no top ever.
And anyway, I told you, I have a bunch of cocks to choose from on top of being a bonus hole boy. They’re there as needed.
But you can’t be the top.
Sure I can. I just put on a harness and strap on a cock or two, and I go to town.
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Hey, so,
While I am not apart of the radqueer community I'd strongly advise blocking @/88-arachnids-grip-88
She's done horrible things to especially me and my friends, screenshots below
Threatening to send me her cutting pictures
Her almost killing her animals, her perfectly healthy ones at that. Instead of offering to rehome her pets she was instead going to murder them.
Her death threating me for untrue things (I am 15 years old)
Her going at my 14 yo girlfriend "most vile anti shipper" when she just argued murderers and rapists shouldn't be set free. We have both wanted her to leave us alone
And a bonus, while I cannot find a screenshot currently she has said something about shooting her school.
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had a dream last night that there was a transcotards flag.. does it exist. or can someone coin it for me
pspspspspsps coiners...
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"Me and Vaggie are now opening up applications to be a part of our relationship!"
She can't believe she let Charlie talk her into this...
"No, really. We actually have forms anyone can fill out. Mostly letting us know WHY you want to be included and uh, your best qualities I guess."
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Oh. Oh no. Could it already be..? Why yes, yes it was. Copperhead sighs, pressing two scaly fingertips to the bridge of his nose - not that doing so would help the bouquet of aromas currently flooding his senses. Valentine's Day was coming, but that wasn't the problem. Beyond the sickeningly sweet scent of flowers and chocolates, he could smell that spring was on the way and if it was like all the previous years, he was in for a rough couple of weeks.
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I think that because of the wide fandom usage, it’s easy to forget that Mike being the “heart” of The Party is not a universal fact. Canonically, yes, it is a fact. To Will. And to Will alone, as he is the only one expressing such in the van scene. We as the audience are able to see that, so it feels like an overall fact, but at the end of the day, it’s an intimate love confession and profession (with two potential onlookers given the situation). So sure, maybe Jonathan and Argyle know about this, too, but as far as we’ve seen, only Will believes that Mike is the “heart.” No one else believes in and has expressed this type of love for Mike. It’s only from Will.
So any emphasis that the production team makes - in social media posts, in merchandising, in promotion, in anything. Mike being called or shown as “the heart” is always a reminder that Will’s feelings are valued in the show and that his love for Mike is worth talking about. And that, my friends, is quite beautiful, if you ask me. Happy pride month.
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Man. Thinking about how me being AroAcespec really connects with my sefshipping.
Like. It took me putting “We’ll Never Have Sex” by Leith Ross on my AroAce playlist and I’m in shambles just. Considering my f/os not minding my asexuality or even realizing they’re asexual because of me just makes me. An emotional mess <3
Like. My identity as someone on the AroAce spectrum has really made it so if I were to ever date irl again it would have to be with someone on the Ace spectrum at least cause I don’t think I could handle being with an Allo person longterm unfortunately. And just the idea of being in a long term loving and doating relationship brings me such joy even if I doubt I’ll find that for myself in real life, at least not easily.
Even just headcanoning a lot of my f/os as similar to me makes me feel so. Idk. Comforted? Like they’d understand. Like thats an element of our relationship that’s established and makes our situation unique. Idk it brings me a lot of security and joy.
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— call me ˖ ࣪ k𝚊hei . . .
, ❝ ⩨ early 20.s ( she-her ) ✧° .
𓈒 ˓˒ ࣪ 珈熙.k𝚊hei or 凝光.n!nggu𝚊ng - ,
★₊﹙ trace chinese ﹚˚ɞ
- dont interact if that upsets you . -
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One more update
If you go to her account and see this please under no circumstances should you believe this.
I don't want me just coming out with my story to be classified as Harassment, I've been keeping this in my gut for far too long and I don't want people thinking the wrong idea.
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I bring a sort of cute enby energy to the genderqueer primordial soup that's actually pretty dang hot 👀🔥🍲
Happy Pride y'all~ ✌🌿
💖💛🤍💜🖤💖
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