#it sends me every fucking time lmfaoo

[knlvesfordays]

ray spitting out his water laughing at gerard before he even said anything funny he’s just like me

[plutonianeris]

pick a pile: how you secretly intimidate others ⛓𓌹*♰*𓌺⛓

this is a general reading & for entertainment purposes only, take what resonates and leave what doesn't. scroll through the images & choose based on your inner guidance and gut feeling. ⛓️

♱☾pile one☽

“don’t call me baby! im not your baby!”

you intimidate others with your individuality. There’s something about you that’s very weird or kind of quirky. not in the “oh im not like other gwurls 🤪” cringey way. but rather you’re kind of blunt even when you don’t mean to be other people might think that what you say is too harsh or direct. This seems to be some thing that might throw off men as well but at the same time it’s also make some desire you. That free spirit can be seen as something that other people want in their life but it’s not always with the best intentions. It’s kind of like they want you to fulfill something for them. Kind of like to conquer you in a way. But it seems like that literally never happens because instead, you’re literally a tower moment for other people in their lives.

Just by being you, you unconsciously force other people to reflect on certain things in their life. you guys people specifically to reflect on their insecurities, and also their childhood. You could find that people, especially women project onto you. they could look at you and mumble under their breath or too each other like “what the fuck is their problem” or talk about how you think you “know it all”

it seems like people are just really intimidated by your knowledge and what you have to share with other people. you might have some Aquarius placements. Whether what you share with others is topics about religion or spirituality or “taboo” subjects, other people could be thrown off by your words, while at the same time secretly want to hear more.

this pile, gave off a lot of scorpio and/or aries and/ or libra & taurus energy and 8th house/ pluto aspects energy. when I asked about qualities people associate with you I got “ regeneration, suspicion, passion, beautiful, art, experimentation, intelligent, creativity, wisdom.” 🕯️

🕸️𓆩♡𓆪🕸️ tip jar 🕸️𓆩♡𓆪🕸️

♱☾pile two☽

“no, I’m killing boys.”

people are secretly intimidated by the way you can rise from the ashes and transform completely after going through super traumatic shit. The way you seem to be able to recover from stuff that can be straight out of someone’s nightmare and manage to come out on top is inspiring but also it makes other people feel insecure. pile two, other people seem to think that you somehow just “get lucky” when something really good happens to you. People might think that you didn’t have to work that hard for it. They could secretly send you evil eye and think oh I wish that would’ve happened to me instead..

shit I’m not gonna lie I feel in awe and a little shook reading these cards describing your energy. you are literally an alchemist. You transform everything you touch and you transform after every experience with a lot of grace and harmony. lmfaoo the quote from “what? like its hard” from legally blonde popped up. The thing is that it actually is hard but you’ve been doing it for so long. There’s no other way for you to really function. You manage to continuously strengthen your spirituality over and over again.

and there’s a certain element of privacy that you also keep when it comes to your home life and the space you live in and also in regards to what you’re even thinking. It kind of leaves people in constant speculation of who you are what you actually do or where you even live. but this privacy seems necessary to you, sacred to you actually. Your personality, ego, and the way you view yourself are in a constant state of fluctuation. But never in a way that ends up being super detrimental to you. even when you “mess up” you learn something and get better.

you are someone that is very strong and I don’t wanna say that like in a corny “omg ur saiuuir strong u went through so much :(“ pity way. I literally mean just a very unique kind of perseverance within your spirit where time after time you just can’t be knocked down. And other people wonder about that, but they’re not even close to being able to dissect it & that intimidates them.

You could be someone that has a lot of 12th house or fourth house placements, as well as Jupiter, Sagittarius, or Pluto prominent in the chart. when I asked about qualities/ words that people associate with you, I got “independent, knowledgeable, transformation, roots, subconscious, potential, hope” 🔐

🕸️𓆩♡𓆪🕸️ tip jar 🕸️𓆩♡𓆪🕸️

♱☾pile three☽

“how do you feel about yourself now stupid motherfucker? you couldve had some pussy.”

people are secretly intimidated by the way you run shit. You have a very straightforward and innovative, and out of the box solution for many of the obstacles you face in life. Similar to pile 2 there is resentment in response to the way you succeed. But when it comes to you it’s more because of the way you do things. people might think “oh it’s not fair that they did it that way and won..” but in reality, you have a unique power being able to bounce back really fast from shit. you don’t mind being someone brand new every single day or changing your habits or routines, or the way you connect with people were your resources very quickly.

In fact, you’re constantly flowing in these spaces of rebirth and attatchment and security. and that intimidate people because they wonder well how is it possible that you’re changing your character and your appearance and your own self all the time and YOU dont care if people label it as a fake or weird. Like I’m not gonna lie this piles giving off someone who has such a range of random aesthetics that ppl r like seeing u as someone who dresses up or is wearing a costume when in reality you just feel transformed by your experiences so frequently.

its giving “im not the person who i was yesterday” so don’t try it today energy. it intimidates people that you’re not ashamed of changing your mind and being like “ well actually I used to like that and now I don’t like it anymore, so can you please respect the boundaries I set up now.”

you TRUST yourself. and not only does that intimidate people but it also makes them MAD. chiron aka trauma, wounds, healing, pain etc popped up, so it doesn’t mean that all your life you had this confidence or ability to listen to yourself and your intuition. If anything you suffered a lot and had a period of time (especially in childhood) were you were taught to not listen to yourself or your intuition. where you were told that if you showed leadership and willpower, and if you used your anger and embraces your anger, that bad things would happen.

But then, finally, you did and you realized that you get so much more from life when you show people how to treat you from the start. And other people want to be able to do that. And you securely inspire them to do that but it’s also a mixture of envy as well thats included in those feelings toward you. oh well. protect your peace! you could be someone that has aries, first house, 8th house and 2nd house placements. 888 also popped up if that has any significance to you. when I asked about qualities/ words that people associate with you, I got “secure, possessive, leader, warrior, loyal.”⚖️

🕸️𓆩♡𓆪🕸️ tip jar 🕸️𓆩♡𓆪🕸️

© plutonianeris 🕷

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[strongermonster]

i know we all complain about this every year but bro... taxes.

i paid money to have the canadian government send me some forms with information that they already knew about me but i myself did not even know, that i'm supposed to look at and go "uhh yeah i guess that's correct? i think? sure??" and if it's not correct, they blow up my house or something, and if it is correct, they go "yes that is correct. which we knew the whole time."

all the boxes are numbered, but they aren't in numerical order? "check box 10" which you would think would be after box 9, but it's actually after box 45 and before box 29, and also is the 3rd box down from the top middle row.

turbotax is like "hey man! this could cost you between 0 and $2 million billion dollars, but you won't know that until the very end 🤭🤫 also we hope you like sub menus inside sub menus in a side bar."

at one point they ask you some shit like "hey! do you qualify for the silly bitch workers comp mega buyback rinkydinky benefits?" which sounds like something my nana would click on and get defrauded, but it's the government itself asking me, and then the popup that allegedly explains what the fuck that means is like "if you stepped forward with your left foot 24.8% more than your right foot between 1941 and 2006 you can apply! and if you falsely apply to this we'll fucking kill you live on cbc"

there's so many goddamn fucking acronyms.

i am on 10mg of thc, which i don't think is tax expert approved and is most certainly not helping.

a beautiful smiling black woman in the bottom corner is enticing me to click on her for live help, i am assuming because she is Watching me click back and forth on the same pages 200 times and is understanding this as the cry for help it is.

there's a whole entire tax section that just goes "LMFAOOOO holy shit, that's what you make? in a year? lmfaoo you dirt poor piece of shit, here's some money back <3 lmfao maybe use it to get some skills and get a better paying job 💀💀💀"

then canada revenue agency sends me all these emails that are just going "LOG IN!!!!!!!!!!! LOG IN TO CRA RIGHT NOW!!!! RIGHT NOW LOG IN OHJHHHH GOD THEY MIGHT BE SSTEALING YOUR IDENTITYYYYYYY BUT WE CAN'T TELL YOU THAT UNLESS YOU LOG IN TO MEEEEEE"

but it's just some guy named bob hamilton saying 'thank you.'

please gott no one try explaining any of this to me, i am just complaining. i am stupid and i plan on staying that way. there is no cure for this.

[l13]

ok so i’m not really into the pregnant reader whole thing BUT if ghosts s/o was pregnant and there was like complications with the pregnancy and he had to choose the baby or her who would you think he’d choose?

TW: talk of death/miscarriages

Oh daaaamn okay we're going there umm, this is such a hard question and i honestly wouldn't even know what I would do in this situation LMFAOOO because like rn as i'm thinking about it, i thought myself going 'get that thing out RIGHT.NOW. like there's no way i'm dying from this' yknow??? but i also don't want kids so LMFAOO that says a lot about me

but i PERSONALLY feel like ghost would at least TRY to respect whatever your choice was, but if you actually told him that you wanted the baby to live?? ooof he'd fight, and yell and probably cry. He'd beg and tell you that he can't live without you, that even with this baby he'd feel half empty so what was the fucking point? You were the love of his life and he'd be lost without you, and God knows he'd think about you every time he looked at your baby, if he'd ever go through with that decision

if the choice was his and you weren't able to say anything or tw!! were unconscious and the decision was just fucking thrown at him by the doctors?? he's choosing you 100%, no questions asked. Cause first of all you're in no position to decide so maybe your choice would have been to save yourself and no one would even know, and he's not taking that chance. And at the end of the day you could try again, you could still bring another life into this world

man i'm over here SWEATING like i'm all for angst but this was smth else (keep sending in asks like this LMFAOOOO)

[cruelsummerhrry]

This is probably so deranged of me, but I’d love a cheater!h smut blurb about harry’s wife catching them, but harry not caring nor stopping??? LMFAOO sorry that’s probably so wrong of me 💀

No cause I'm right there with you on this... Like imagine the dirty talk 🤭.

Ever since y/n and Harry had sex for the first time, they've been going at it like rabbits. Y/n has been discovering what she like and doesn't, and Harry is coming to the realization that innocent, pure, y/n is more kinky than he imagined.

Today, the place of choice for them was Harry's house. They never really go their cause his wife is always home, but she was out of town visiting with some old friends for two days.

The minute they got inside the house they were having sex. Everywhere. They were quite literally unstoppable. The kitchen, living room, dinning room, guest rooms, bathrooms, pool, and obviously the master bedroom, are all tainted with the memories of Harry and y/n's sex extravaganza.

Currently, they are in missionary and Harry is holding a suction toy to y/n's clit, while he fucks her. "Such a good whore for me, taking whatever I give you." Y/n moans at his words and he takes this as an opportunity to spit in her mouth. "Swallow for me."

She is feeling overwhelmed with the amount of sensations going on, but she loves it. She was in a very subby mood today; she was ready to do anything he asked of her. "So much, it's too much daddy. I'm going to cum." Squirming and whining underneath him.

"Go ahead ba-" Just as he's about to give her permission to cum all over his cock, he hears yelling coming from behind them.

"So this I what you've been up to for the past year, hm?" His wife yells out. "Been fucking a slut. You weren't even man enought to ask for a divorce!" She picks up her shoe and throws it at him.

Harry might be getting yelled at by his soon to be ex-wife, but that's not going to stop him from bringing him and y/n to an orgasam. He starts fucking in to her hard. "What did you expect? Her pussy is perfect. She's perfect. You're just an inconvenience to our relationship." He continues to push in and out, hitting her g-spot every time. His and comes off the toy to slap y/n's pretty face. "Just look at her, so ready for me."

"Daddy's cock feels so good in me," y/n has been waiting for this moment for a year and she will not waste time before she brags about it, "it's like my pussy was made for him." She had to break that sentence multiple time cause her moans were just slipping out.

"Come on, cum for me. Soak my cock with your cum." With those words leaving his mouth (and maybe the fact his wife was still watching them) she cums harder than ever before, and squirts all over him.

After she rode out her orgasm, Harry was still going strong, pounding into her harder that before, chasing his own orgasm. "Shit! I'm fucking her raw too so I can her her warm tight count all around me. Best pussy!" The last two words were the last that left his mouth as he came. Y/n was pulsing around his cock when feeling him twitch inside her, and feeling the spurts of cum, come into her pussy.

"Get out, I need to clean my girl up and pack some shit." Harry and Y/n had previously agreed on when/if they got caught or when they got divorced, Harry would move in with her. He looks back at the woman in the door way, "God, i can't believed you stayed and watched that!" He laughs and shakes his head. "My lawyer will send you the papers." With that he gently pulls out of y/n and picks her up. Getting ready for their favorite part of sex... aftercare.

A/n: Ok like tbh don't know if this is good... BUT @jarofstyles has a series called dirty business if you want to read something like this ask! Please like and REBLOG, reblogging really helps my account out! Also follow and send in request, I'm down to write almost anything!

[pupcuck]

HII CHERRY :DD Man, I'm sorry abt everything going on in ur life, dunno you personally but sending prayers for u fr girl <3 hope it gets better <33 (on another note- rotten luck Leon & Krauser MFMGMG)

Krauser breaks into Leons house for... (dunno I'm horny okay) maybe he's gotta go get shit from Leon's place, dunno something okay, he's broken in and... holy fuck there's that missing bitch in his place. But Krausers fucked up too, right? So he fucks Leon's victim, makes her tell him every-way Leon's fucked her, every single thing he's done to her, it's like a list he's ticking off everything he's done wrong, or testing it. Leon fucked your ass? Was he even GOOD at it? probably not, let Krauser show you how it's done right, he's a real pro at anal. By the time Leon's home, Krauser is man spread on his bed with the kidnapped chick of his choking on Krausers monster cock sobbing and spasms cuz his dick is that good to suck, gets her off more than Leon does even... -❄️ sending good vibes as always cherry!! :) :>

HAII thank u ily :3 kreon always makes me feel better ngl

I LOVE recounting trauma sorry. i have a wip where reader forces leon to talk ab bootcamp while she gives him a handjob LMFAOO sorry i think it’s so hot! like krauser is mean enough to poke fun at you too and honestly there’s something gratifying about seeing that look on leon’s face when he walks in.. like he’s just devastated. you’re the only thing he’s got to himself and now it’s all just fallen apart and ofc it’s bc of jack!! if rotten luck reader had a back bone i think she would luv seeing her rapist get fucked so hard his brain gets knocked out of place idk

[etheries1015]

ETHERIES I'M CRYING

There's this "trend" in my country where old sugar daddies have this thing of sending their sugar babies to get their master degrees, they're literally doing more than the government when it comes to education 😭

ONE OF THEM EVEN SAID THAT THE REASON FOR THAT IS TO HAVE MORE MEANINGFUL SEX (did yall talk about the economics after sex or something-)

THERE'S ALSO ONE WHO SENDS MULTIPLE SUGAR BABIES TO GET THEIR MASTERS DEGREE THEN BROKE UP WITH THEM AFTER THEY GRADUATE. LIKE EVERY TWO YEARS HE BROKE UP WITH THEM. Sir even has his own "batch" of sugar babies with degrees, one batch consists of 2-3 educated girlies 💀

Imagine platonic male!Briar valley noble!reader with Meleanor, Revan, Lilia, and Baul. Lilia mentioned that nobles in Briar Valley are mostly useless, and here you are doing a better job than the ministers and nobles who are in charge of Briar Valley's education system. Like, the majority of the educated and successful court ladies are your sugar babies at one point.

Education ministers improving Briar Valley's education ❎

Sugar daddy!reader improving Briar Valley's education ✅

Aiming for a brighter country with daddy <3

Is your country perhaps America because that happens here all too often lmfao. I'm working on getting my bachelor's degree (for now) and every day I think to myself "Fuck I need a sugar daddy" LMFAOO....

WAIT WHAT... let me understand this correctly: Sugar daddies are saying they are sending money...to sugar babies for school..for meaningful sex..? What? Or did I just not understand that correctly lmfao?

okay but real, someone paying for my college and then breaking up with me with zero strings attached...THE DREAM. I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO GIVE ME MONENEYYYY i'm trying to revamp my closet and get some new clothes but I'M SO BROKE RN BRO. also.."Batch" Of sugar babies is insane what the fuck why would they call them that LKDJFLISKJD THAT'S SO FUNNYYYY ACTUALLY.

ANYWAYS ONTO THE OTHER HALF REGARDING THE TWISTED WONDERLAND COMMENTS HAHAH

I love that lmfao Sugar daddy reader seeing the flaws in the system and giving in, deciding to do something about it since OBVIOUSLY the rest of the country is ASS at it. Giving their sugar babies money to get a good education, even if some of them reader gets no reward/profit from it. Spoiling them is enough. Although you wouldn't be opposed if some sugar babies were willing to keep you company, it's never a requirement. Even getting homemade cookies makes you utterly elated. Buuttt there's nothing like being a one-man bank for the faes just tryna graduate college and get higher education, since the ministers of the country are like dead-beat dads. You're soon the talk of the town! Sugar daddy Noble fae, is probably the only noble who actually DOES something for the people. Kudos to you!

Fixing Briar Valleys education system one sugar baby at a time LMFAOOOO

This would also work with sugar mommy readers (As someone who has said multiple times to my friends I'd be their sugar mommy when I graduate and make money BUAHAH)

[ellabsweet]

haiii i wanted to send a lil something for the shipping game :))

so first off i’m 20 years old, i’m non-binary and use they/them pronouns, i’m 5’2 and a bit curvy. i dye my hair all the time (since i was 14 lol) but currently it’s dark blue and it’s very curly, i have hazel green eyes and i’m also blind ass hell and wear clear round glasses lmao. i don’t have a specific style, i really just wear what i like so it’s pretty versatile but it could be put under the alternative umbrella lmao, i love experimenting with artistic/graphic makeup as well. i currently have 4 tattoos and plan to get MANY MANY more. i am very neurospicy (ADHD) and info dumping about my hyper fixations is literally one of my love languages lol, physical touch and quality time are my other love languages. i LOVE video games and film, i’m a soon to be film student (going into cinematography). i’m also a dancer, i do hip-hop and modern contemporary. i play guitar (acoustic and electric) and ukulele in my free time, i also love crafting and making jewelry from time to time. i’m a big nature person, i love spending time outside and finding cool looking bugs (i have a little fascination with some bugs, my nickname is literally bug haha). i’m also very much an introverted and anxious person, but once i get close to someone i literally never shut up lmfaoo. the best way i can describe my sense of humor is kind of like brittany broski’s LMFAO. one of my favorite things to do with the people i love is going to see live music shows/concerts, even if i get overstimulated sometimes it still just makes me so happy lol.

i think that is all! thank you so much :)) much love <3 -bug

Ellie Williams always thought you were the coolest person. Couldn’t bring herself to talk to you, sneaked in a couple compliments every once in awhile as you changed the color of your hair, never quite knowing what words to say after that, lingering under your gaze for a little while longer, her mouth opening as if she was just about to say something but nothing quite coming out, it took a dare from Dina for her to finally settle into words: Hi. Planned out a date with the most effort she has ever put on this thing, aired out her room from the marijuana smell and sprayed cleaning sprays of cherry all over it until her nose hated her for it, sneeze after sneeze. Took out her guitar to sing to you once you finally arrived, her classic move, hardly ever failed, and as soon as she was done you chirped up: Cool! I can play a little too. Grabbed the guitar off her hands and displayed your own talent. Ellie wanted to dig herself a whole and die in it, but the half of her still alive couldnt stop staring mesmerized. Once you start dating she calls you different bug types every week to display knowledge and endearment. Wears matching necklaces with you that she begged you to make and doesn’t take it off even for showers, the edges of the metal clasp lightly rusting. Has never stopped thinking about how fucking cool you are for a single second, she could never get used to it. Refuses to dance with you, ever, though. Cannot be bribed into it with kisses (you checked).

um camz what is this? refer to this post!

[subskz]

“i promise to treat yr boy with plenty of care”

⚠️ BB4 SPOILERS

literally dizzy from crying as i write this HJSHDS but WE MOVE!!! missus rin yr a sick and twisted individual like actually diabolical bcuz why the fawk would you do this 2 me. channie my fucking baby…. i get y/n i understand ha trust nd believe but like 🥹🥹🥹 every fucking line of that breakup scene beat my ass like ya girl was fighting for her life,,, ion think i told you enough how many amazing lines bb has but legit when i read it every 5 seconds i’m like DAM out fucken loud especially what chan was saying like when he tells y/n it doesn’t matter what’s good for him, when he said “i think this hurts more than anything else you could ever do to me”….. dawg.

this sentence is the one that got me and idk why

iseul got me FAWKED UP btw y/n better than me bcuz her ass woulda been BLOCKEDT after that phonecall 🤣 nd when channie called himself a good boy…….yeah it’s fucking over for me. thx for ruining my life with this masterpiece fr yr really something else like it’s crazy how talented you are. ilysm queenie nd a bitch gone be praying that the next chapter won’t beat my ass like this one 🫶🏽

HELP ME LMFAOO 😭😭😭 i am innocent!! the reader is treating channie w plenty of care after all…too much care even…it just so happens that he doesn’t know how to accept it so it loops right back around into hurting him -_-;

dizzy from crying NOOO oh my god i’m so sorry babe ㅠㅠ i honestly had no idea how bb4 was gonna be received so needless to say i’m a bit floored by your reaction (in the best way!!) i do apologize that it caused some tears though, i hope you’re feeling better now after the mess of emotions in that chapter ^^; i can’t lie i was in the word doc fighting for my life too, channie and the reader’s breakup scene was definitely one of the most time-consuming to write i really decided to write 34k words of nothing but emotions knowing full well it isn’t my strong suit 😭 but it feels so fulfilling to me that you felt everything i hoped to convey and that you took notice of so many lines, thank u so much for being invested enough to do so <3

that sentence!! i’m so glad u liked it (or perhaps didnt like it LMAO) i did make myself a bit sad thinking abt it, how bb channie tries to beat everyone to the punch by mistreating himself in anticipation of them doing the same ㅠ and you have every right to dislike iseul HAHA she is definitely not in the running for friend of the year…but at least now the reader is being more open w her and they can both grow!

channie calling himself a good boy in such a vulnerable headspace was a bit of a cruel addition but i couldn’t help myself 💔 i owe u an apology for that one too hehe. thank you again for always taking the time to give such detailed feedback and showing me such kindness! i appreciate every msg u send and i really hope you’ll enjoy the final part! ily right back angel ^_^

[arillusionist]

s&b s1 ep 4 live reaction!! i didnt have time to watch an episode yesterday unfortunately 😞

hm i thought she was writing him letters?? maybe she wrote them but didnt send them

so shes writing him letters and not sending them and hes writing her letters but not sending them?? i think?? im confused

love how she doesnt rlly treat him like a general and js treats him like hes some annoying guy 🔥🔥

inej looks so done with everything im cryinf 😭😭😭

his smirk!! book accurate kaz is here please let his sarcastic side show 🙏🙏

jesper is so dramatic and for WHAT

ugh not to be mean but everytime non crows come on screen i get so bored

i need them to show zoya she interests me

how the hell is hitting alina supposed to make her powers work 💀💀

WHAT IS KAZ WEARING LMAOO

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

inej is so cool the coolest this is why shes my favorite

eating up my 2.2 seconds of kanej banter 🙏🙏 inej definitely knew it was him lmao

nina mention whoo!!! they better actually show her

i need this conductor person GONE he keeps acting like hes part of the crew but hes not and we all know it

NINA IS SUCH A QUEEN I LOVE HER 🔥🔥🔥

"that you kill us. every chance you get" DAWG HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF

lmfaoo now kaz is the one who looks so done 💀💀 the side eye is crazy

NOT THEM SAYING "SHUT UP JESPER" IN SYNC #relationshipgoals 😍😍 (i think i watched this scene like 10 times)

"friends" Shut up

THE FUCKING EYE CONTACT I CANNOT BREATHEEEEE

THE WAY THEY NEVER TOOK THEIR EYES OFF EACH OTHER NOT EVEN ONCE!!!!!

I LOVE THEM 😭😭😭 SM 😭😭 another scene which i watched 10 times

but also "friend"?? inej babe stop lying to yourself

HELP NOT KAZ GLARING AT EVERYONE WHOS ADMIRING HER 💀💀

"i'll make my own way" haha you just have no talents

YEAH ALINA PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF HER SHE DESERVES IT!!!

ah so that explains the matching scars. interesting

oh my god this scene makes me so uncomfortable... LIKE GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!! GET A JOB 🗣️🗣️

and the way he literally dragged her forward?? weirdoo

mals little bro pal dudes are so boring and annoying who even allowed them to get screen time 😐😐

YESSS alina finally stopped pining over mal i mean im not opposed to the ship or anything but like. really all she did was talk abt him

i feel a teensy bit bad for mal tho 😭😭 like shes ready to get over him but hes not over her

wait but mal punching the quartermaster was so real... i feel a little more bad for him now IM STILL HAPPY FOR ALINA THO!!!

Oh damn when i said mals friends were annoying i didnt mean i wanted them to die ... 💀

EXCUSE ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS OVER?? WHAT ABOUT THE CROWS WHY DIDNT THEY SHOW UP AGAIN 💔💔

i think im getting a little more invested in alina's storyline now!! which is good

[yoongsisbae]

I demand two! Cuz I am greedy!

🍌 & 🍑

♡

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

I feel like I'm sticking stupid references that no one gets but makes me cackle every time I read it so I keep it in there all the time in my stories. Like c'mon Samsung State of Mind for a title is sf cornyyyy but I giggle every time I say it ...😂

You didn’t like thinking of old memories with your ex, especially when Jungkook currently had two fingers deep inside your pussy, Jungkook’s long fingers reaching deeper than Jimin ever could.

I WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH OUT LOUD AT THIS SENTENCE IN THE FANTASY LMFAOO

You breathe out a sigh of…not relief, no…but a forlorn sough wretched from deep inside of you, a recognition that, well, this was it.  The end. “Wait!” The man holds up his hands, suddenly by your side again.  You jump. Not off the bridge. If only it had been so easy.

“There will be a moment, something…someone, maybe soon, or maybe a long time from now, that will make you happy you didn’t jump off this bridge tonight.”  “Fuck off.” You turn to him annoyed and stare at emptiness. ‘Wait, where did he go?’ You think, standing up and spinning around.  What the fuck? Should you…jump now? “Wait! How about this-”  You scream, clutching your chest.

Also, for being such a heavy subject matter, I think The Flower Bridge is so fucking funny and I will die on that hill..bridge? Sorry

A man is sprinting towards you and your companion at the speed of a track star. Oh, that’s just Jeon Jungkook running past you both. You chance a look behind you and immediately regret it. You see the oldest member of BTS running right towards you with four fangirls behind him. The sight would be scary enough, but those fangirls are out for blood. Actual human blood. The girls are covered in bite marks, foaming at the mouth, ready to pounce on the superstar. “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?” you scream. You know what that is, but the idea that a pack of fangirl zombies are headed your way is not something your brain can wrap itself around at the moment.

This would be the best though, I can't beat Seoul Flow, its all downhill (down...bridge?) now

🍑 If you could make a connection between your favorite character and another work you care about (whether a crossover/fusion or a wonderfully “pretentious” literary reference) what would it be? How would it work?

Well I am working on a Marvel x BTS crossover since it's canon now that BTS is in the Marvel Universe. Jungkook gets to meet a superhero yay, but he doesn't care because he lost all his members in the snap...I'M SMILING THROUGH THE PAIN OF WRITING THIS. Actually I'm curious what readers want as a crossover!

Send a fruit emoji for an answer!

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[suyacho]

i got this one in the bag. bc i already have hcs of this fkfkd

me n kaeya got two kids (i dont like kids but kaeya can have anything he wants y'know?). aria n luca. aria is his little princess and she's spoiled -.- i get no love from this child because of him. he does her hair every morning (and bless his soul because her hair is just like mine and its wild sometimes) and reads her bed time stories. luca's totally my boy tho, so kaeya knows what its like to not be the favorite.

most kids are sassy, right. these two are menaces. they have sassy parents and it was inevitable that they picked up on it. not only are they smart asses, they are terrors. they're always getting into trouble and causing their uncle diluc grave headaches. and kaeya does nothing about this. he just laughs.

but even though we have hellions, kaeya loves them so much. he never wants them to think otherwise because he was abandoned at young age. so anything they want, they get. im more the enforcer and i have to be the one to get them to behave 😞 but ill let him have this bc its what he deserves. he makes sure everyone knows they're his kids. that is until they blow up the vineyards at uncle diluc's winery for the unpteenth time. then they're mine 😒

hit me with it i am looking👀

aLSO I GET IT- if he wants it he gets it. sobs that are some cute names aND LMFAOO based from what you told me yesterday i think hed give his babies what he never had even if its being spoiled

the menaces NJDFHD- i feel sorry for diluc but id also laugh with kaeya ngl

OK I SAID THE TOP THING BEFORE READNG THE LAST PART YOU SEND☹️ kaeya just fucks around and you have to clean up his bullshit but itss ok he still lovves u very much

soobs im gonna cry you guys are so fucking cute🥺

[ramu-ego]

AHHH JEEZ A 2 DAYS LATE REPLY MY BAD, i def wouldve responded sooner but i suddenly got busy, missed camping in this little blog here 💔😭 (yes 2 days is a lot in my book LMAO)

when i saw sir nighteye, i looked at ego and i was like. Yea. Yea that’s a type alright LMFAOO.. IVE MEVER SEEN THE REST EXCEPT DAZAI BUT MAYBE THATS SIGN FOR ME TO OPEN MY TASTES A BIT MORE..

100% agree on the ego paragraph!!..!.!?! EVEN IF I WASNT THE BIGGEST FAN ITS SOO OBVS HE CARES.. one day imma see an ego appreciation paragraph analysis explaining every single detail abt what he did and i wouldnt be surprised if that post is from you LMFAO

god i’ve never heard nikko’s eng voice but i’m def not looking forward to it — i read the nikko post though, GOODD LOORDDD may of changed my perspective of nikko on ruining him but still, gotta stay loyal to my favs (a lie, i’m a whore and would jump around but niko just aint it for me LMFAO)

god yea, my timezones been like .. the direct opposite of most people so i wasn’t surprised to see ours be different, JUST CRAZY HOW KUCH OF A DIFFERENCE IT ACTUALLY WAS .. fuckk guess we can twin in being last to almost everything then huh? the only win i get is just having an asian timezone to be early to actual content LMFAO

i respect liking dubs!!!! i used to watch dubs for like, romance anime? toradora and shit when i was WAYYY younger!! HONESTLY I SEARCHED UP ALL UR RECS AND III THINKKK i may start with mob psycho first since it peaks my interests the most! but i’ll def check fire force since it’s one of ur favs, i’ll tell you what i think abt it when i actually DO start it (chronic procrastinator, i even procrastinated writing this message despite how much i wanted to chat LOL)

I HAVE REALLY BAD MEMORY SO IVE GOT NO IDEA WHICH GUY I WAS REFERRING TO.. curly hair??? black hair??? looked kinda dead inside??? I THINK IT MIGHTVE BEEN W GAGAMARU AND RAICHI.. his hair looked kinda like it hadn’t been washed in weeks ngl

IM HAPPY TO READ YOUR RESPONSES HONESTLY, SUPEPRRR FUN and it feels like im having a genuine one on one convo even if we are like — replying to it like letters or sum LMFAO, guess we going back to the past era for this! BEINNG A HAIRDRESSER FOR 5 YEARS IS SOO COOL?? you’re only 25 now so like — did you pick this job up early on??

i’ve never watched haikyuu but i could see a lot of people felt differently abt blue lock compared to haikyuu, blue lock kinda increases that competitive spirit that’s rare to find in that. team work stuff?

since i felt as if my replies were kinda ass this time, i got news! just watched blue lock episode 11 and good fucking lord this shit was good — yea i was worried about bad animation but shit POPPED OFF.. and rin itoshi :?/!.?.!?! i screamed creamed probably was thinkign with only my metaphorical dick from that point on because good lord i want this man HELP.. it’s been like a year or two(?) since i first saw rin itoshi in the manga but good lord when i saw him animated and even spoke, i felt sum ROARING DOWN THERE … (excuse my language i only think with my lower region!) this awakened sum in mme.. don’t be surprised once i start sending genuine requests and thirsts

since i even joked about this being like a literal letter, maybe i should start signing off like one!!!

from 💌 anon or something LMFAO

NO NO TWO DAYS IS NOTHING I CAN BE AWFUL AT RESPONDING-

-I am so bad at like focusing to respond so trust me no apology needed bc I'm chronically bad at looking at a message and then giving myself anxiety over it. It's something I'm working on 😂😭

Dazai is mildly the odd man out except for the dude with black 'n white hair they're kinda con losers together but I'd say the over arching theme is "they look like they bite...but not really" I have no sense of danger I want the weird looking men no one wants 😂 but no seriously all the fandoms they're from are really good highly recommend Dr Stone and Fire Force if you enjoy Blue Lock. They are *chefs kiss*

do you know how hard it is to keep my twitching fingers on my keyboard to not rant about Ego??? I could do it I could go on and on about this man but- asdfghjkl- I'm controlling myself! mostly bc i don't wanna share my weird husband shhh that's not the point shhh he's my ugly little greenbean

i blame my friend on the niko bullshit!! she went on about how perfectly he'd fit that pervy hentai protagonist who like- steals panties- and cries when he gets caught and all that bullshit?? now I can't unsee it?? he's so stealing panties and putting under his pillow to sleep with only to make up a loud sob story when he gets caught. He's a perv and now I can't unsee it and I hate it 😩

really you have the problem of conflicting timezones?? I'm genuinely surprised bc like- everyone I talk to is like bare minimum in Europe and further over as I sit my lonely self in the United States. Count your blessings bc at least you don't live in the States we're awful 😂 we can be opposite timezone buddies like long drawn out lovers from two forlorn families writing drawn out poetic letters to each other to be sent by snail mail as we try to survive the black plague! or you know...something like pen pals 😂

my peanut brain suffers with subbed I can't look at the animation and take in what they're saying T^T I did it with Jujutsu Kaisen when it came out and can honestly say I don't recall anything I watched bc I was reading subs. RIP this is why I have to read the mangas </3 Oh but Mob is so good!!! It's one of my favorites and my comfort animes I can't tell you how many times I've watched it?? I think like- seven times? Eight times? Easing your way into the list makes Mob Psycho a good starter. But no seriously I cannot stress it enough how much I love Fire Force. Plus cursed knowledge, English dubbed Ego is Fire Forces main character and he is a cinnamon roll of a good boy and a total 180 of Ego's character 😂 Equal parts blessed and cursed when you hear Ego being a good boy

a lot of them look dead inside but dying so hard at gagamaru being put in the dead eye category?? my wife is in love with him so now I'm dying over the dead eye thing 😂 tbh they're so many characters I still have to look back and know who's who

you will find out I can't keep my mouth shut so if you get me talking I will put in that much effort 😂 But actually sweet I'm not 25 I'm 27 (had to double check with my wife I lost track) So the five years of hairdressing isn't too out there but I did pick it up after two yrs of college when I dropped out bc US education system suuuucks. Love hair but covid made people entitled shitheads and didn't want to spend nine hours a day with jackasses to come home to a baby so I just swapped entitled costumers to an entitled baby XD

haikyuu is...cute. like- ok i dont really do slice of life animes and heavily dont do sports anime (haikyuu and blue lock are literally the only ones) but Haikyuu is definitely not the same as Blue Lock. They spend a lot of time explaining how the game works where as Blue Lock its kinda "you know how soccer works or sucks to be you" which I like bc the one thing I do get tired with haikyuu is the over explanation of things. It's a cute show though! I could only watch it once thru but its fun when you haven't watched it before

UGH IM SO WORRIED OVER WHO IS GONNA PLAY RIN I'VE BEEN CHEWING MY NAILS OVER IT- Their casting director has been so good so?? Like?? I know it'll be good but at the same time?? I'm still so worried?? I mean- They convinced me to love Ego even after knowing who his VA was (and what I watched him previously in was NOT anything like his Ego role) but still- Rin's my baby?? Rin's my little bratty temper tantrum baby i wanna smoosh?? He has to be perfect?? More so than anyone else?? Pleading with the casting gods Rin sounds good or I will sob 😭 And I'm like- Have no idea are they doing 12 episode season or a 24 episode season. I need answers T^T

pls send me Rin thirsts I can't shut the fuck up about him

[pupcuck]

I saw that anon earlier and I really hope they didn't get to you... fuck them, honestly. I check this blog several times a day and get excited every time I see you've updated. I love your stories, I love your brain, and it's so much fun interacting with you on here. It's nice to have a space where there's both understanding and representation. There aren't many POC writers on here let alone ones that are like you who are so honest and funny in your writing. I don't know- maybe I'm more upset about it than you are but ugh! Let me simp for my imaginary man in an imaginary world doing imaginary things without having the puritan police banging down my damn door.

KISSES U!! there really is a lack of poc writers gosh it makes me sad !! like esp on re side of tumblr i’ve noticed ! THIS IS SO SWEET AGH! like but I completely get it like ughh why do people come on a blog that’s marked dc and complain 😭 BUT THANK I LOVE U!! honestly it only bothered me bc of how quick they were to send it LMFAOO like .. are you stalking me!!!

[pinklemonwitch]

Personally I couldn't give a shit less if someone thinks I'm a fake witch for not believing in the rede 🤷🤷

I got studying to do, energy to manipulate, frequencies to meditate to and magic to perform in broad daylight so have fun wasting your energy on determining who is and isn't a real witch, I'll be over here practicing magic ✨🔮🥀