Me OMW to snatch another plate at the dining hall buffet because SOMEONE actually knows how to make good collard greens
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whoever made coconut oil taste like that, i love you and i hope you have a great day.
whoever made coconut oil feel like that, i hate you and i hope you fall down the concrete porch stairs
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got a free dessert at work
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Merry Christmas guys I hope that you're far away from your toxic relatives and don't get unconfortable questions, have a nice Christmas.
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im fucking up this sub sandwich rn, im so hungry ohmygod
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I've got a love-hate relationship with carne asada btw
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9/11/23
I baked a thing today and I’m very happy about that
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the temptation to straight up drink the melted dark chocolate + butter mixture that i have currently sitting on top of a container of hot water rn is strong but i have to pour this shit on top of a brownie and i'm better than that so i Won't. i really really want to, though.
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My sister got me some tiramisu!
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put soy sauce in your coffee. do it.
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I need a device that shocks me every time I even think of ordering spicy food oh my god
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my lips taste like cola gummies and blood
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i love eating plain bread with nothing on it
one of the greatest foods of all time
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I JUST PUMPKIN SPICE OAT MILK AND ITS ACTUALLY GLUTEN FREE THIS TIME LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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