#♡⊱a talks

[mynameis-a]

gu🐎ys hel🐎p im ca🐎ugh🐎t in 🐎a stamp🐎ede🐎🐎🐎

[mynameis-a]

[mynameis-a]

kaveh talking shit about alhaitham to other people

but when he's quoting something that alhaitham said, he does an impression of alhaitham's voice

and not in a way like "oH lOoK aT mE i'M tHe aCtInG gRaNd sAgE aNd i'M nEvEr wRoNg"

he can actually sound just like alhaitham

it freaks the hell out of people

[mynameis-a]

neuvillette:

also neuvillette

[mynameis-a]

hu tao and her very human, not at all godly, normal, average, mortal friends.

[mynameis-a]

[mynameis-a]

self aware honkai star rail au where sampo is the only one who's aware

or in other words, the literal canon of the game.

[mynameis-a]

every criminal's got to have his emotional support dragon

please do not separate them

[mynameis-a]

alhaitham getting the cliché truth potion stuff but nothing changes because hes just brutally honest already

until hes arguing with kaveh and says that he loves him

and every time he tries to “correct” himself he ends up saying it again

[mynameis-a]

normally in media, we have the one character with the body of a child (whether theyre more of an adult mentally or not) who is typically over 100 years old at the youngest

but now, in honkai star rail, we have the exact opposite.

because the trailblazer is a grown ass adult, nobody is debating this

but they’ve only existed for like a month or so at the most

[mynameis-a]

i love them

[mynameis-a]

objectively the worst part of honkai star rail

is the fact that you cant jump

[mynameis-a]

yeah i'm into discourse

dis inter-course that im having with your mom

*does a cool skateboard trick*

[mynameis-a]

[mynameis-a]

half of the genshin fandon: neuvillette is the hydro dragon

the other half: neuvillette is a sad pathetic otter man

not sure which one to believe

[mynameis-a]

reading fanfic and being all like “he would not fucking say that” is even worse when you literally are one of the characters

i would not fucking say that