Really wanted to do an artistic rendition of this interaction, but I am absolutely not making my Grian design any taller lol
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a beast has come to visit
everyone observer her ☝️☝️☝️
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aren't you a landlord? why are you joking about welfare
Jesus Christ the reading comprehension website.
The joke was “I am my own landlord” which just means I live in a condo I own. ALONE. Which I clarified. In the post. Where I made the joke. The joke was I’m responsible for my own home maintenance.
Jesus Christ I am not someone else’s landlord.
Also “joking about welfare” I am making fun of the people who think welfare is bad and will hurt them. I am making fun of the people who are against welfare. Literal “how dare you piss on the poor moment” here. I am begging you to start paying attention in English class anon.
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I DROPPED MY DICK IN THE TIOLET FUCKKKKKKKKKK
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Eddie falls asleep live streaming again one night . He’s only been asleep for a couple hours when Steve starts fussing. He sits up in bed, nudges Eddie, and then says in a voice that’s more sleep than awake, “Ed?”
Eddie responds in a similar tone, “Hm?”
“Get up. We’re gonna be late.”
“Kay.”
Eddie grabs his phone out of habit when he gets out of bed (Steve leaves his on the nightstand). If he would have looked at his phone than he would’ve seen that it’s three in the morning but he doesn’t, so it’s only when he starts the car that he questions, “What are we doing?”
It takes beat or two for that question to register before Steve answers, “…I don’t know.”
This is followed by silence.
Then a snort, and then Steve laughs out loud when Eddie says, “I didn’t even put pants on.”
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made an outfit out of that post. you know the one. im not sure why. i am never going to wear this again
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