#it would be so funny im begging you

[strawberrus0da]

Omori but every instance of Something is replaced by

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

that post that basically said suits was about how the entire elite male population is desperate to fuck harvey but the only guy he wants to fuck is mike, who refuses to fuck him? i think about it constantly.

[the-ghost-rat]

I was just told by Toxic g3 stan that g1 actually also had draculaura in every single line just like g3 , that not one g1 mh line didnt have a drac in it so-

Guys wasnt zombie shake draculaura SOOO cunty 🥰

OH AND POWER GHOULS..HGH SO FANGTASTIC

And cant forget ghouls night out!!

Feel free to add ur own 🥰

[okay-letsdothisonelasttime]

Okay okay hear me out....

MHA fic prompt were a Quirkless!Midoriya from an alternate universe never gets OFA and instead, he trains hell hard and develops a quirk blocking martial art form like Ty Lee's chi-blocking, gets into UA and is gunning to become a little badass underground hero under Aizawa tutelage.

And then one day during a villain fight he gets hit with a quirk that sends him to the cannon verse, where he just fucks around with cannon class 1A for a couple of days until his friends can get him back.

Mostly I just want to read a practice fight scene between cannon class 1A and badass quirkless!Deku, were he just hands then all they ass with his wicked fighting skills and they are all shook.

(I feel like he would have an epic hero costume full of dope support gear him and hatsume drempt up. Like carbon fibre body armour, maybe mixed with something insulating to protect against temp and electricity quirks like Todoroki and Kaminari. And something similar to Aizawa's capture weapon or her grappling hooks so he can swing around like Sero. Maybe some kind of mask to protect his identity, which then doubles as a resperator or something cool like that. Smoke bombs, taser gauntlets like black widow, some kind of distorsion gear that interferes with sounds based quirks like Jiros, maybe goggles with night vision. Ah there's so many cool possibilities.)

[todayisafridaynight]

THIS IS GONNA SOUND SO MEAN BUT WHY DO U LIKE RYO AOKI/MASATO

masato hot

[fruitybashir]

I hope you've seen this and it's why you picked Careless Whispers. Otherwise it's a great coincidence lol

(hope that link works for you. It's the vid of Bojan rolling over in bed to Careless Whispers playing)

funny thing is: i saw both bojan + careless whisper instances after id already put the song into the story kfkdn which felt so insane. bojan and i have some sort of telepathic connection or smthn idk

[time-like-tears-in-rain]

RTD joking about how the new DW run is going to be more "supernatural," that man has a chance to do the funniest fucking thing of all time.

Donna tells Fourteen to get the door because she heard her cousin's car. There's a black Impala out front. The camera pans over it, then back to Fourteen, then to the car door as it clicks open.

Benedict Cumberbatch gets out of it.

[barbedwirebats]

steddie fan art community!! i have an IDEA and i CANNOT DRAW and i think it should exist if anyone wants to try it out

i’m imagining the scene from Legally Blonde after Elle and Warner break up and he’s driving next to her telling her to get in the car, except it’s Eddie yelling from the van that Steve needs to get in (except maybe instead of a break up, they just had a dumb fight):

Steve is just walking down the sidewalk, huffing and crying.

“Steve, just get in the van!”

“…No.”

“The wind’ll mess up your hair!”

“..ok.”

I linked the original scene for reference.

[aq2003]

series 3 is so frustrating because there is like a shining core of pure diamond underneath the problems . like conceptually it rocks so incredibly hard. but the problems

[deus-ex-mona]

[sorenlionheart]

i am dangerously close to making my own interpretation of superman

[dreaded]

honestly i am severely disappointed in this fanbase's lack of so sejima art and general enjoying. pet old man who plays pokemon go. father of 3 super fucked up kids. guy whos son killed his wife like 5 seconds after he was born. then he killed his gf too. like isnt that kinda awesome

[zoldyckd]

found out my boss was talking shit about me to my friend. she even called me useless (allegedly) like bitch… I saved your ass so many times and I made sure to leave on good terms with her so???? fake bitch my hug was wasted on her

[jupiterjunebug]

i am seeing some people who uh. i dont think realize that takeshita is not a new japan talent.

at least i assume. that is why we are saying "tony khan should do the right thing and let takeshita have the belt off moxley at double or nothing". Because the alternative is thinking that the right thing to do to rectify an aew talent defending the main new japan belt in america is to...........drop it to a guy who is from a third promotion on a ppv that new japan has NOTHING to do with? Just because that man is um? Japanese?

[jestroer]

I’m gonna go ahead and manifest Clethubs team in the new series. god PLEASE what wouldn’t I do for that team

[harfblarf]

extremely niche au concept: Stanley is a Lets Game It Out-style gametester/video maker and The Narrator is a member of an indie dev team and/or churns out lots of little indie games on his own and DESPISES Stanley to an unreasonable extent

(Everyone else Narrator has ever worked with or talked to thinks Stanley is just a funny little guy who pushes the limits of games but Narrator is horrifically offended because Stanley "deliberately and maliciously goes against the design direction of every game he touches")