#it’s either gord or pinky

[prayantis]

Headcanon that bullworth has someone doing piercings. Just someone in the bathroom with a piercing gun charging 5 for each ear (and other body parts)

[j4mboree]

bully but cats

bully cce but everyone is a kitty cat who lives in the woods or is kept in a pet store or is a house cat yayayaya

jimmy, gary, petey and other students all live in a pet store and are kept there to be possibly adopted. gary wants to take over the store and when jimmy is caught and put in the store gary gets jimmy involved but idk how they take over the store lmaooo. when the pet store closes sometimes they escape their kennels and just walk around or go outside into the woods and get into fights just normal kitty things

the preppies are all house cats yippee heres gord and pinky as cats ^_^ they have claw caps on their claws

other cliques like the greasers, townies, and bullies are stray cats and the jocks and nerds are also house cats because i cant see either of those cliques being strays lmao

ermm ye so thats the au i didnt think it out that much cuz sometimes i think of it as like a warrior cats au and sometimes i think of it as a normal cat au, can you tell i read warrior cats and draw warrior cats

ik this is kinda cringe but lowkey dont care like im cringe but im free fuck yeah

[itsyoung8]

The age of the students at Bullworth Academy (part II)

Hello! Today in this second part I'm going to talk about the age of preppies. Happy reading!

Details:

-> I'm going to assume that Bullworth Academy is a high school

-> Since it is a high school located in the United States, four years ago and not three as in Europe (ex: France). That's why I'm going to make the following cut:

1st year: 14-15 years old - Freshman

2nd year: 15-16 years old - Sophomore

3rd year: 16-17 years old - Junior

4th year: 17-18 years old - Senior

Preppies:

Derby Harrington:

When Derby speaks when he walks alone, he can be heard saying this: "Why won't my father let me cash in my trust fund? It's like he doesn't understand: I need a yacht too!" After doing a lot of research, it turns out that, in most New England states, you have to be at least 16 years old to be able to drive a boat alone without the assistance of an adult. Derby's line of dialogue suggests that he can drive his own yacht himself. We can then deduce that Derby is either a 16-17 year old junior or a 17-18 year old senior

Bif Taylor:

Two lines of dialogue from Bif can guide us on an age. The first: "She'd totally dig me if I had a car". As seen with Russell, the minimum legal age to drive a car is 16 years and a few months (for some New England states) but with restrictions, otherwise you have to be 18 to drive without restrictions. We can already say that Bif is at least 16 years old or older.

The second line of dialogue reads as follows: "Does my trust fund kick in at eighteen or twenty-one?" The majority in all New England states is 18 years old and this line of dialogue makes me think that Bif is very close to reaching the majority. I came to think that Bif must be a 17-18 year old senior

Pinky Gauthier:

Pinky in conversation: "Daddy says he'll buy me an Italian convertible when I turn sixteen!" This line of dialogue allows us to rule out the possibility that Pinky is a junior or a senior. In addition, "I heard we'll be allowed to bring our own servants next year!" This suggests that Pinky was already at Bullworth Academy last year as if this year and last year, servants were not allowed. I conclude that Pinky is a 15-16 year old sophomore.

Tad Spencer:

"They'll have a hard time topping last year's carnival." We know from this line of dialogue that Tad is not a freshman otherwise he wouldn't use the words "last year". Also, in The Eggs, Tad explains to Jimmy that he's not an old rich guy like all the other Peppies but a new one. This suggests that Tad probably arrived at Bullworth Academy a year before Jimmy, otherwise the new term wouldn't make sense if he had been in school longer than that. I've come to think that Tad is probably a 15-16 year old sophomore.

Gord Vendôme:

What I'm saying for Gord is not certain.

During a mission, he can be seen talking with Parker. If we listen to their conversation, Gord says he's going to work in his father's office this summer. In the United States, the minimum age required to work is 14 years old with constraints, otherwise it is 18 years old without constraints. So all years of high school are possible for Gord. However, the fact that he talks quite often about law school and how much he is looking forward to it may make us think that he may be a 17-18 year old senior.

Parker Ogilvie:

"Dr. Crabblesnitch is making Hopkins a Prefect, even though it's his first year." We can see that Parker is probably not in his first year at Bullworth Academy, so not a freshman. When he gets hit by a bicycle, he can be heard saying: "I should have daddy drive me." This sentence may make us think that Parker is not yet old enough to drive a car. So, we can deduce that Parker is a 15-16 year old sophomore.

Chad Morris:

Chad is the one who gives me the most trouble because there are hardly any clues that could tell us how old he is. The only thing I found is: "want to ride on my scooter, jimmy, next weekend sounds good?" As seen earlier, the minimum legal age in New England to drive a vehicle is 16 years and a few months or so. He is then either a 16-17 year old junior or a 17-18 year old senior.

Justin Vandervelde:

Another one that I can't give a specific age range on lol. Well, I can say that Justin is not in his first year because during a free conversation with another preppie, one of those lines of dialogue is: " My dad arranged for me to get perfect marks this year." This clearly means that he is not a freshman. Then, with this line of dialogue: "I think I'll skip university and go straight to my father's business." I figured that by saying that, he must be close to going to college. I've come to assume that he may be a 17-18 year old senior but nothing is certain.

Bryce Montrose:

Bryce is not in his first year as he has been working at Golf & Yacht to pay for his studies and has been for several years (starting in the 1st year). In addition, he uses the word "kid" in several lines of dialogue. Suggesting that he's older than Jimmy, in which case he wouldn't call him that if he was the same age as him. Finally "I'm making valuable contacts at the Golf & Yacht club. One guy offered me a VP job when I finish at Bullworth". This line of dialogue leads us to believe that he is very close to completing his studies at Bullworth Academy. I'm starting to think maybe he's a 17-18 year old senior

Here is the end of this second part. In the next part, I'll talk about Greasers. A la prochaine!

[idontknowreallywhy]

Very veeeeeery remotely linked to Day 2’s prompt (blink and you’ll miss it) but here is a bit of a sequel to Inebriated Fishtank… in which they have not entirely ceased to be under the influence…

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An enthusiastic steel drum version of ‘Under the Sea’ blared out and Scott slammed his hand on to the comm, eyes still screwed shut… if he didn’t open them he wasn’t awake. And it could have been a butt-call…

He’d never prayed so hard for it to be a butt-call.

“Hey heeeeeeeey Scooooty-McNoodle!!!”

Scott pried an eye open to glare in the general direction of heaven…

“Hello Gordon. Which police station?”

“I am OFFENDEDED ancient brosicle! How could you pres… presufimicate such a thing?”

“You don’t need bail? Then why are you calling me? Go to bed you drunken fool.”

“Ah yea about that… “

‘What about it? Just sleep it off.”

“So… funny story! My fuzzy wuzzy beary pops actually did the whole arrangementing of beds thing.”

Wait.

Scott’s brain clicked up a gear from basic muscle memory to something resembling cognition.

“Gordon where is Virgil?!”

“He’s here!”

“Can I speak to him?”

“Um… noooooooooo”

There were several voices worth of giggling, none of which sounded like Virgil.

“Who’s with you? Where is Virgil?”

“Oh how rude of me over here we got…” There was a clatter and his brother’s voice faded out amongst some more distant giggling before Gordon returned, piercingly loudly:

“Stooopid floor. Anyways here we got Florrie, Alice and Alexi, say hi to Scooter ladies, he’s my biggest olderist bro and he’s even sexier than me and old dribbles here.”

A chorus of “Hi Scooter”

“Gordon! What’s wrong with Virgil?”

“You gotta say hi!”

“Gordon!!”

“You’re being rude! Say hi to the ladies!”

“Hi ladies” Scott muttered.

“NICELY!”

Scott knew an immovable squid wall when he heard it. Fine. He turned up the charm, and the volume, to max.

“Hello ladies!”

“Owie! Geez bro.”

“Virgil, Gordon?!”

“Yeah he’s pretty handsome. Look… see? He was on front’ve Vogue that one time. Still single too! Sure I can give you his number…”

“GORDON!!”

“Heeeeeeeeey bro. Love you bro. Love all the bros. Specially the grumpy turtle one.”

Scott tried another tack

“I love you too squid, but what happened to the grumpy turtle one?”

“Hezzzz a snooooozy liddle turtle.”

“So he’s in bed?”

“Nooo I toldja he’s here. Say hi Virgie.”

Silence.

“Awww he droolin’”

Scott was beginning to join the dots here.

“Gordon, please tell me Virgil wasn’t trying to match you?”

“I can one hunderb percival tell you that.”

“Would it be true?”

A pause and a definite snort in the background.

“Noooooooooooooooo”

Oh no.

If he’d consumed enough to make Gordon tipsy, there was no way Gordon and three women were going to be able to move the bear. He thought Virgil knew better.

Scott got up and put his trousers on. He could get to Brisbane in a few minutes in One…

There was more giggling and a deep bellowing laugh followed by a grunt.

“Omigosh I’m sorry I can help… gimme his arm… oopsy tha’s ‘is leg.”

More rustling noises.

“Oh I am sooooo bad manners! Scotty you gonna say hola to Juan too, he’s helping.”

“Hola Juan. Gordon, where are you? Do I need to come get you?”

“Naaaaw we goddim Scooteywoo”

“Then why are you calling Squid?”

“Need the bed place.”

“I don’t know where he booked Gords! Stay put I’ll come and get you.”

“Nawwwww I wanna take him to the art tom… tom… tomorning. Art ‘n waffles…. I pinky promised the Virg!”

Scott rested his head against the wall and counted to ten.

“What do you need Gordon?”

“T’get in his phone! I dunno his pass-thing! Need to find the resersermmmnn”

Scott did know it There were a million and one reasons why Gordon did not.

But he could either spill the beans now and take the consequences later, or head out to find them just in time for one or both of them to be sick on his shoes. Or in One. He shivered. No option really.

“Gordon you have to promise not to do anything bad with Virgil’s phone.”

“Yeah yeah I’m a good fishy”

“Gordon, pinky promise me.”

There was a tut and Scott could almost hear the eyeroll.

“I can’t reach your pinky to promise!”

“Fine. Pinky promise Juan then.”

Gordon did a stage whisper

“He doesn’ know a huge lodda English Scoobydoo.”

“Ok err” Scott racked his brains “could you put um, Alex was it? On the phone?”

Gordon huffed.

Rustling.

“Well hello there, handsome, this is Alexi.”

Pushing down the desire to bring about Gordon’s imminent demise, Scott had a sudden brainwave and put the charming voice on again. Yes, giving a total stranger access to his brother’s phone was a risk but less of one than allowing Gordon unfettered access without the security of a pinky promise - generally accepted to be the only law he considered himself bound by.

“Alexi listen carefully, I’m going to give you the passcode. Could you use it to find the reservation then lock the phone again please?”

“Sure, honey.” The reply was breathy. Intimidatingly breathy.

“Ok, you ready?”

“I’m all yours”

Shudder.

“Exclamation mark, eight, one, zero, zero, capital D, lower case Y, exclamation mark; capital F, one, five, lower case H, exclamation mark.”

“Ok honey that worked, I’m in. I’ll get your brothers to their hotel. I’ll leave my number on your brother’s phone just in case you need it later, ok?” She was essentially purring now.

“Oh that won’t be…” Scott paused. He needed all the allies he could get here.

He cleared his throat “That would be lovely, thank you for your help Alexi.”

There was a shriek and more unmistakable giggling as Scott hung up with a wry smile before collapsing back on to his bed and closing his eyes. Good luck Juan and co.

Aa he drifted off he considered how it was a shame Virgil would have to change that one tomorrow.

It was so apt.

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[calciumdeficientt]

I like your headcanons! I would like to see your headcanons about Parker and Pinky (and maybe Gord). And I would be even more pleased with headcanons about my OC Mary ^^

UUUUUUUUGH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY i love Parker he’s my fav prep and very closely tied as my favourite student too and i never see much stuff for pinky either, I love pinky! Ill dedicate a special post to Mary, I like to give everyone’s ocs special attention :3

PARKER OGILVIE AND PINKY GAUTHIER HCS

PINKY GAUTHIER

Ladies first! And to start I think Pinky is most definitely a lady, despite how young she is. She probably had elocution lessons from very young, likely as soon as she started toddling the Gauthiers were putting books on her still yet unfused head. She prides herself on having the best table manners, vocabulary and posture of the preps but then again there’s a LOT of pressure on her. Her marriage to Derby was likely decided before Pinky was even a concept, she’s known her entire life that the plan for her is to marry her cousin and keep the family lines strong, pure and untainted by the blood of lower class outsiders. I’d find it very hard to believe that her parents put any sort of emphasis on her academic achievements, they likely want her to make good connections and thrive socially. Ever since she was very little her parents have made her plan and host her own birthday parties. The mark of a good woman is how good she is as a hostess, after all.

Pinky is very naturally graceful, so her parents sent her off to a ballet school in Belgium for the first few years of her early teens, she enjoyed the dancing but very much did not enjoy the teachers’ emphasis on her appearance when she danced. Alongside ballet, she was also taught to ballroom dance and to figure skate. Pinky can still barely stand the smell of hairspray, it reminds her too much of having her hair wrenched back into exceptionally tight, intricate styles for ballroom. She keeps on with ballet and figure skating, although she mostly tends to skate in duo competitions with Gord rather than solo, she finds them more enjoyable.

Likes to be tanned, but will never go to a tanning salon unless she’s absolutely positively desperate. Then again, she only ever gets spray tans in the salon. If she feels she’s looking a little pale or sickly, she calls her daddy. Daddy will then get her out of class for however long she likes and whisk her away somewhere nice and warm. It’s the perfect arrangement.

Despite my first headcanon, i do think that pinky has still retained a good amount of her inner child. She loves the carnival, and will beg anyone and everyone to take there. If not to go on the rides, to gawk at all the poor people. Like gord, she admires them, but unlike gord she really relishes in their sense of fun. The carnival is trivial in terms of amusement for her when at the snap of her fingers she could own every single six flags in the country. Or have a waterslide built into the walls of her room right down into the Olympic sized pool the Gauthiers have in their yard. Pinky likes those that are outside her social circle because they’re so carefree, they can use what little money they have in their pockets to shoot empty tequila bottles with an airsoft rifle and win little tickets and they have FUN doing it! Now that is cool.

Pinky is quick to love, she makes connections easily because she’s been so deprived of interaction in her younger years. Her parents, more specifically her father, kept her locked in an ivory tower on their estate for as long as humanly possible lest she get any ideas above her station. Pinky is most definitely a girls girl, she likes doing girly stuff and in a clique choc full of boys she finds it hard to fully connect with the preps beyond anything highly superficial. She tries to plan girls days out as often as possible and she pays for literally everything, mani-pedis, new outfits, breakfast lunch and dinner. Pinky just likes being a girly girl, and when she’s around other girls her age she really thrives.

PARKER OGILVIE

Parker is just the sweetest person in the universe. You could not get me to say a bad word about Parker if my life depended on it. I think he’s a very happy go lucky guy, and definitely the person you want to go to if you’re feeling a little bit blue (aquaberry blue or otherwise) because he’s just so sunny! No one really knows how he manages to stay so positive all the time, maybe its because of all the inbreeding but he could be having the worst day that any human in the history of the world could have ever experienced and he’d still be basically skipping around school whistling like a 1940’s Disney character.

He tires to act all ruthless and cold hearted to fit in better with the preps but he’s such a huge softie, he just can’t help but show it, even if it makes him feel guilty (like the voice lines about the beggar). Parker wears his heart on his sleeve, he’s pretty easy to read, which by proxy makes him easy to manipulate. He forms strong bonds quickly and gets his heart broken a lot. He just wants to be loved in the same way he loves everyone else, he still hasn’t quite realised that a man of his station can’t love so freely.

The gnome thing started when he was a little kid. Every kid has their comfort item, his just happened to be an antique garden gnome. He took gnomey with him everywhere, to school, to bed, to cotillions. Everywhere. Once his parents found out his tantrums could be satiated with gnomes, his collection only grew. When his sister was born, he was given a small collection of gnomes by his parents a little gnome family painted to look like the Ogilvies, with a card stating that they were actually a special gift from his newborn sister. This made the transition from only child to older brother just a little bit smoother. In hindsight, his parents could have tried to wean him off of the gnomes, more specifically his nasty habit of talking openly with them, but they saw Parker wasn’t showing any other sins of stunted development or impaired neurological function like they had seen with many of their other old-money friends’ kids, so simply let him keep chatting away to the gnomes.

He’s got quite the knack for gardening, but fears he’ll be kicked out of the clique if he continues to get caught elbow deep in potting soil, so he opts to hire help in the form of other students. He gives them detailed instructions on everything, from pruning, to watering to propagation but always seems to find himself in the greenhouse at dead of night with a head torch on, cleaning up their shoddy work. Tad sometimes comes to help him, and they have a little secret corner of the greenhouse that they grow seasonal flowers in. If Parker likes them enough, he’ll cut of the best ones and make bouquets for his dates. He’s been turned down so many times though, that he’s starting to run out of flowers.

Has the most gorgeous, pin straight hair ever. Much to the despair of other preps (COGUH gordCOUGH) that have to rely on hair straighteners and countless extremely expensive styling products to keep their hair looking fabulous and up to par. Parker is usually good to go as soon as he’s out of bed. Just a light brushing to alleviate tangles and brush his hair into place and he’s flyaway free and good to go. The only time he ever touches his hair with products is days he knows he’s got big events, or will be doing a lot of strenuous exercise. He uses styling wax and hairspray SPARINGLY on those days to make sure his hair stays at its very best.

[hello-imasalesman]

Better late than never! Forgot to post these earlier. Chapter 4 notes behind the cut, in chronological order:

-““I won’t be a crone at thirty,” she says, though sounds thoroughly unconvinced as soon as such a large, decrepit number leaves her sixteen year old mouth.” = self dunk. the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

-derby has surprise passed Pinky off numerous times and most of the time bif is just surprised pikachu face that Derby’s voluntold him what to do.

-I love Gord so much. gord is literally defcon five trying to get out of this fucking room before pinky eats his ass alive. I think only Bif and Derby can really withstand her tantrums

-“Does this random ass jock even know who Derby, Derby Harrington, does he even KNOW who DERBY HARRINGTON IS!” Bif baby girl the only person who cares about Derby is like, you. And the preps. And maybe a few others. You are so obtuse YOU ARE SO IN LOVE AHHH

-I LOVE Kirby and I also love the fact that he has the weirdest fucking voicelines. The feet shit is canon. Or maybe one of the rumors that gets passed around by the non-clique kids. Either way. poor Trent :’)

- bif “huh, none of these straight romance stories appeal to me. is it because I’m not a girl? That’s it :)” taylor-tremblay

-piiiiinnnkkkkkky

-PIIIIIIIIINNNNNKKKKKKKYYYY

-it was really important to me that Pinky doesn’t get fridged in any way for this, because she’s very much set up for it and it’s the easy way out. Her and Bif share a lot of camaraderie dealing with Derby; they’re friends, not enemies. And even separate from Derby, I think Bif’s also a boy she feels safe around (namely, because he’s very, very gay, not that he realizes it yet) and Pinky is a girl which he doesn’t have to pretend to be straight around because she’s “derby’s girl”, and that dynamic is kind of rare at Bullworth, really.

-bully is hilarious bc every dog always wants to jump your ass, which has translated into me immediately honing in on dogs and curb stomping them, lest he comes over to bite my ankle and make me go hunt someone kissable down to refill the health meter. When people who dont play bully watch you just run up to a dog who just looks like he has the zoomies and plant your foot straight into its head you definitely get some looks

-so lets start my most indulgent scene ever with a mean girls reference.

-aquaberry smells like holister/ Abercrombie but specifically the way it smelt when you were 13 roaming the mall unsupervised and feral and yearning.

-random but a thing that is weirdly dear to me about bully is that EVERY character has a name. mr Carmichael is the aquaberry store associate. There are no unnamed mooks. they dont make em like that anymore…. golden age of free roam third person rpgs…. :’)

-*head in hands* they’re so in love and they’re so fucking stupid

-this line makes me want to cry. the intimacy of it. every morning starts w him.

-So. The nanny line. It’s canon, but I hesitated counting this line to mean anything other than the joke it was intended to be back in 07, when a few years earlier Mary Kay Letournou got married and South Park had a kindergartener date their female teacher. there was a weird cultural period in the 00s i distinctly remember where real life instances of male children being prayed on by female caretakers was in the forefront and openly? ridiculed? when it’s not a joke. (And it goes hand in hand w the misogyny of the 00s, the thrashing gasps of gender roles pushing back w mocking of ‘metrosexuals’ and etc etc. you know. if someone hasn’t written a thesis on this yet for their modern American pop culture history class or whatever someone needs to. ) if you want to count R* line as satire, it’s hamfisted at best, poor taste at worst. but I’ll take it seriously; i’ll eat the onion, so to speak. for intensely personal reasons, but also because I do think it explains a lot about Derby in both canon and my interpretation of him, and im confident enough that I can do it justice :)

- an amaryllis kind of looks like a daffodil (bulb flower), and means pride in flower language

- gords interest in bif this chapter (and not that they’re not friends, but Bif is only an ok conversationalist and not a gossip, so he’s not always Gord’s first choice to hang) was spurned on by Bif’s outburst in the last. The anger and all. Except, Gord doesn’t realize the defensiveness comes from the shared being poor thing w Bryce but the other secret bif keeps close to his chest :’)

-derby as meat Carrie…..

-for being a fighting game I can’t believe it took this long for a fighting scene. And I really wanted one scuffle as opposed to boxing, which is similar but has its own set of rules and terms

-the next (sigh) two chapters are mostly gut wrenching and pulse ratcheting but I want to end this on a high note w my favorite thing ever:

getting to write the word “fart knocker” in a story that will also hopefully make you tear up at least once

[gordvendomewhore]

Something came to mind about the Preps. Would any of them demean or insult their maids/butlers/drivers? How do they treat them? For some reason, I just envision them to be spoiled brats but I could be wrong (*cough* Derby *cough*). By the way, I love your blog and the headcanons! Keep up the amazing work, love! 💕💖

oh yeah, they 100% would lol it’s sorta guarenteered considering their canon personalities and whatnot.

i don’t think all the preps specifically go out of their way to demean the family helpers, but...they also don’t go out their way to be kind either. it’s mainly just bored disregard and an annoyed hum if their butler or maid or etc. ever tried interacting with them; add some classist insults and boom, that’s them.

the only exception to that is derby HAHA he would 100% demean and torture the workers. he is the preppiest prep, so...it really is expected.

on a good day maybe he’ll only be grumpy and snarky in response to the workers, but generally speaking, anytime he interacts with them he always has an incredibly snide remark or bitchy insult to make. i’ll also bet money he’s had workers fired for really petty reasons (e.g. “the new maid had too many freckles. it cluttered her already ugly face.”) I also wouldn’t be surprised if he practiced his manipulation tactics on them too, testing out what works and what doesn’t.

yeah. derby doesn’t exactly see them as people. so.

again, the rest of the preps aren’t as horrible as derby, but they are not innocent at all. they’re still rancid prissy rich bitches.

on a (rough) scale of who is most likely to torture the house help to least likely:

derby

chad

bif, justin

tad

bryce (this is if he fucking had any house helpers LMAO he’s not rich enough for that)

gord, parker

pinky

so yeah. enjoy this HAHA

thank you so much for the ask anon!!!!! i hope you continue keeping up with the shit i make!!!!!!! have a nice day and ily lots!!!!!!!! <3

(if you want an in depth dive about each individual prep and how they would act just send me another ask!)

[inkrabbit]

The Yearbook

This is an older story, little over 2 years old, but the next shipping story for Sucker will revolve around the suggestion by Vance. Also I think Bully deserves a bit more content on here.

Pete frowns slightly as he stares down at the yearbook's generic cover. He'd had the thing for over a couple days and no one's come around to sign it. He didn't really go out and ask people to sign, either. He figured he was too much of a loser to ask the other students, or even teachers to sign his yearbook. And the thought of this made his frown worsen. However, when the bell finally rang and the few students who had stayed for the remainder of their English finals got up to leave, he met a smiling Mr. Galloway, beckoning him over. He figured the man was just drunk and wanted to give him a lecture about being more social and whatnot his sophomore year.

"Ah, Peter! How are you?" Mr. Galloway greets, his nose redder than Rudolf the Reindeer.

"I-I'm fine. What did you need?" he questions. With a warm smile, the man waves his hand, gesturing to the yearbook still clenched firmly in his hands. Hesitantly, he gives it to him, chewing on his bottom lip, anxious to see what he'll write. He watches him intently scribble away on the first page. He can see the familiar sloppy handwriting that had come back on so many assignments and tests. And when he's finally done, Galloway caps his pen and closes the book, handing it back to the student with a smile.

"Have a good summer, Peter," he tells him warmly. With a small thank you and goodbye, Pete leaves the classroom. He quickly opens the book once he's out, excited to see what the man had written.

"Such a pleasure in class. Have a good summer! Can't wait to see you come back as the official head boy with so many friends! ~Mr. Galloway"

It's short but really sweet. Galloway had always been one the coolest teachers at Bullworth, even if he was a drunk. He appreciated the message.

Walking out of the main building, Pete decided to take one last lap around campus before he sheltered himself inside his dorm room all summer, seeing as his parents didn't really send any letters saying how they missed him and couldn't wait for him to come home. And not even after a few steps away from the last stair was he met with Russell, the town's biggest – and scariest – junior. He could feel himself tremble at the sight of the bully.

"O-oh. H-hey, Russell," he greets timidly, giving him a nervous smile. The teen just grunts, though a grin spreads across his lips and for a moment, he's terrified he's gonna beat him with his yearbook.

"What that?" he questions with his poor English skills as he points to the book.

"This? Just my yearbook," he replies, acting nonchalant about it with a soft chuckle. Russell extends his hand, motioning his fingers for him to give it over. He's reluctant to do so, but he knows what will happen if he doesn't obey. So with a sick feeling in his gut, he hands the bully his yearbook. He just looks it over before staring at Pete.

"Got pen?" The question stuns him and the expression on his face says it all. Russell starts laughing as the younger teen fumbles to find a spare pen for him to use. He takes it softly from his hand, too, instead of snatching it away like Pete had anticipated. He stands there completely dumbfounded as Russell scribbles away and he wonders what he'll say. He's sure it'll be nothing but broken English and poorly spelled words, but the thought meant so much to him. Russell, the leader of the bully clique, was signing his yearbook, and not stealing it! After a bit of waiting, the junior hands it back with the same grin, but something else in his eyes that he couldn't catch onto.

"Thank you so much, Russell!" he speaks as the book is handed back to him. There's just a soft grunt and he waves, giving him a small wink before walking off. Pete's confused by the action until he looks down at what's been written.

"I'll see you over the summer, Pete. Don't be such a stranger to everyone when the school year starts up again, okay? ~R."

No way. No way did Russell Northrop, the walking caveman himself, sign his yearbook with such beautiful handwriting and perfect spelling. Not to mention how nice he was about all of it. Pete can't keep the smile off his face and he holds the yearbook close to himself. He feels all giddy and if he didn't want to look like anymore of a loser, he would've let out a squeal. But this still perplexed him. Russell wasn't smart – not that anyone knew anyways. Where did this come from? Did he have a sudden epiphany that he wanted to be smart? Or was it all an act?

Either way, he still felt great about it and he made his way around to the side of the school. His trip was cut short when he noticed the whole greaser gang walk his way, though, their newest member grinning at him.

"Pete! I've been looking for you!" He's surprised to hear that someone wanted to see him and without, what he assumed and hoped, malicious intent.

"Hey, Vyv. Hey… everyone else..." He feels nervous when he sees Johnny look him up and down, Lola right by his side with his arm hooked firmly around her waist. "What's uh… what's up?"

"Heard you got a yearbook," Johnny speaks, though his expression doesn't change to a friendly one like Vyvyan's had. "How's 'bout we all sign it for you?"

"Y-you guys really wanna sign my yearbook?" he asks. Peanut nods, a green sharpie in hand. And that's when he notices each of them have a different colored sharpie. He can feel himself smile, especially when he notices a pale pink in Norton's grasp. "Alright! Cool!"

He hands the book over to the closet greaser, Peanut, who's quickly going to work. While this goes on, the others are either look over their friend's shoulder or chatting with him.

"Any big plans for the summer, Petey?" Vance asks, giving him a smile. He just gives him a small shake of his head. This earns him a chuckle. "No plans? Maybe you'll stop by the tenement sometime, then?"

"You'd want me over there with you guys?" he questions. Lefty steps forward, hooking an arm around him with a smile, his free hand going up to mess with his hair.

"Of course! Or else we wouldn't have asked!" he tells him with a laugh, "Any friend of Jimmy's is a friend of ours, anyways."

"Thanks," He feels lucky to know the most popular kid in school now. At least they weren't bullying him like he had expected. And he can't help but smile widely.

It takes a bit for everyone to sign the yearbook and in that time, he's talked with every greaser, even King Johnny and his Queen, Lola. They were actually really pleasant and Lord knows he wishes he could just have an ounce of cool in him like they had. Even if they dressed from another time period. And just like Lefty, Johnny invites him over to the tenement whenever he's bored and wants someone to hang out with. It's nice to feel like he has people to call friends, even if he's never really spent much time with them. And when he's gotten his book back, different colors of goodbye and good luck messages hit him. From Peanut's simple "see you next year" to Norton's "go hang with the gang whenever you're alone." He feels lucky. Ricky and Vyvyan shared the same message, just both signing their names at the end. He even notices Vance's phone number and he can feel the heat rise to his cheeks. The greaser just gives him a wave and a wink as they all walk away from him. He spends a couple minutes rereading the messages the clique had written him and, once again, he holds the book close to him. Maybe he would get rid of his shell and actually text Vance over the summer.

Walking towards the fountain he's stopped by a couple preps. Pinky and Gord stride over, their aquaberry uniforms pristine and spotless. He's worried that they're going to belittle him for being poor, especially with the smirks on their faces.

"And what's this?" Gord speaks, going to snatch the yearbook away from Pete. He just frowns, slowly cowering in on himself. "Ew. You let those poor losers sign this before us?"

Gord scoffs as he looks over the other signatures. The comment replays over and over in his head. Pinky pulls out a pen from her purse, squealing slightly when Gord finishes signing it himself. He's still just as stunned when they're both finished and he takes it back with shaky hands. The two just give him a goodbye as they continue their way to the Harrington House, talking to each other. He's almost too nervous to look, but the cursive writing catches his attention. The messages aren't the friendliest, of course, but it still makes him feel good.

"You're not the most pathetic commoner at this school. ~Gord"

"You're okay. Too bad our social circles aren't the same, or we'd totally hang out over the summer! ~Pinky"

He just smiles nonetheless, going to close his book as he makes his way for the gym. He had a couple things in his locker that weren't meant to stay in there over the summer, but he had procrastinated for so long, just trying to avoid the area. But, seeing as he didn't want to be yelled at by either Dr. Crabblesnitch or Ms. Danvers, he had to visit today.

"Hey! Look who it is!" Ted's voice makes Pete shudder and he looks the jock who's walking towards him, Damon and Juri in tow.

"Yeah, look who it is," Damon repeats, Pete biting his tongue to keep back a mean comment. "What's that you got?"

"U-uh it's nothing," he chuckles softly, going to hide his yearbook. But Juri simply goes to snatch it from his hand, reading over the previous signatures.

"Oh, dude! That the new yearbook?" Ted questions, now taking it from Juri and looking in it. "Sick! I haven't even picked up mine yet!"

"I-it's not that great," Ted rolls his eyes, thumbing through the book, commenting about how great his senior picture came out. Pete stands there awkwardly, watching them look through every page before Damon pulls out a pen. Just like everyone else, they take turns signing it. And when they're done, Juri hands him his book back, ruffling his hair just like Lefty had done.

"See you next year!" he speaks, turning to leave. Damon gives him a noogie, following his friend and Ted gives him a pat on the back.

"Do this school good, 'kay, bro?" he tells him, "Jimmy'll take care of you."

"Yeah, thanks, Ted," He watches the graduate walk away with a small smile. "Good luck in the football career!"

Ted gives him one last thumbs up before he's gone. He feels good inside, like he's finally no longer a ghost at Bullworth. He can't contain his wide grin as he goes into the gym with a pep in his step.

Finally the sun was setting, Pete sitting in his dorm room with his yearbook in his lap. He looked over the signatures he had gotten. Beatrice, Cornelius and Earnest had signed the last page on the front, a couple of the kids had signed as well, along with Eunice, Christy and Angie. Ivan had doodled in the small spaces, and Ethan used a page to draw a few ninjas. Even Michael had decorated a page full of dinosaur stickers. However, even though so many other people had signed his yearbook, he noticed how Jimmy didn't. He didn't even see the ginger! Where had he gone to?

With a soft sigh, Pete lays down in his bed, the yearbook on his dresser. Maybe he could find him tomorrow? He was tired right now and sleep sounded amazing. But as he got close to sleeping, he heard a loud knocking on his door.

"There you are, Pete!" Jimmy bursts through his door, looking around his room. "I heard you had a yearbook. Where is it?"

"On my dresser," he replies tiredly, "Why? Where have you been, anyways?"

"Out," Jimmy goes over to the yearbook and snatches it up with a pleased look on his face as he thumbs through the pages. "Man, look at you! Signatures from so many people! Finally popular, huh, Petey?"

"I guess," He goes to lay back down, watching as Jimmy heads for the door.

"I'm gonna borrow this for a few, okay?" Without waiting for an answer, the ginger's out the door and going to his own room. Pete just groans softly. As much as he liked Jimmy, he wasn't always up for how quick he did everything. But he didn't let it fully get to him as he closes his eyes once more, finally drifting off to sleep. He doesn't even hear Jimmy return a couple hours later, set his yearbook back on the dresser and wish him a goodnight.

The next morning, Pete wakes up fairly early, everyone else still asleep. The first thing he notices is the book sitting where Jimmy had left it and he smiles. Finally a signature from his best friend. But as he searches for a message, he doesn't find one. Instead, on the last couple pages, there are drawings. Portraits of him and Jimmy, along with a small one of Gary. He was still a sore spot for both, but the ginger knew Pete had liked the senior before he went crazy. And he smiles, small tears in his eyes. He had admired Jimmy's art skills, and he felt lucky to forever have his work. It's better than any message.

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Written in red ink | 1: The match

GIF NOT MINE. THIS IS ALL FICTION. Genre(s): sociopath!au / murderer!au / writer!au / gore? / bit yandere!au / bit of fluff if you look closely Group(s): EXO Pairing(s): Byun Baekhyun x fem!reader Summary: A writer and murderer get matched to go on a date by their search histories and a lot of crazy shit happens. Warning(s): None atm A/n: This fic is inspired by something I found on Pinterest and tweaked some things about it. Have fun, I guess? [Masterlist] [Moodboard] [Part 2]

A huff leaves my lips as I slump in my seat, my eyes drilling holes into my laptop screen. Why is writing a book so hard?

“What wrong, darling?”, asks Chi as she moves my hair over my shoulder to look at the draft on the screen. 

“I can’t find the inspiration to finish this scene. Stupid love scene”, I mumble the last part groggily, more to my self then to Chi. “Who even said that I had to do a love scene in a book about murdering people.”

Chi shrugs while walking to the kitchen. “Wasn’t your publisher who said that it has to have some sappy love story woven in it?”

I groan loudly, burying my face in my hands. “I guess?”

“So, conclusion: your publisher is a dick and you need to find a new one or you need to bring some love in your life girl!”

I roll my eyes as Chi’s stupid conclusion. “Woah Chi-young, stop with saying so much smart stuff. If you keep up, you run out for the rest of the year”, I muse playfully as she hits me with a water bottle. 

“Har har, very funny (Y/n). But I mean it. You need to put yourself on the market. That’s why I got you this.”

Chi grabs her phone out of her pocket, shoving it under my nose with some sort of dating app open. 

“And this is..?”, I trail off while looking up.

“Searchaboos, something like Tinder! But here, it matches you with someone who has the same kind of search history as you do. And it seems like you already have a match! His name is Byun Baekhyun, twenty-six and also lives here in Seoul.”

Chi-young happily clicks through the profile of Byun Baekhyun, who is ─ I have to admit ─ super handsome. Raven black, fluffy hair paired with dark russet eyes and a cute smile. A pure heartthrob. 

“Look! He’s cute, isn’t he! And you guys already have a date. Tomorrow at eleven o’clock in that one cute cafe where we once ate and that I spilt the chocolate mouse on that old lady’s skirt and─” 

“Hold up. I have a date with Mr hotty McHotty? What if he’s a murderer?”

Chi laughs loudly. “Why would you think that?”

“Uhm, maybe because all my searches of the last couple of months involve with chopping up and dismembering corpses?”

She rolls her eyes before sitting next to me, a reassuring look in her eyes. “If he is a murderer ─ and not some crime writer as you ─ then you can dress me up for a month.” 

A wide grin spreads on my face and I hold up my pinky. “Deal?”

“Deal.”

I laugh happily and run a hand through my hair. Suddenly, realization rains down on me.

“Wait... what am I going to wear?!”

I walk nervously into Mr Browns Brownies, the cafe Chi-young talked about, while I nervously pull at the sleeves of my jumper. 

I look around and see someone at the back standing up and waving at me. 

I quickly manoeuvre myself through the maze of tables and chair to get to the hot strange from the dating app. 

“Hey”, he greats me with a wide smile as he holds up his hand, “I’m Baekhyun. Nice to meet you.”

I shake his hand. “Hey, I’m (Y/n). Nice to meet you too.” 

Baekhyun’s eyes travel over my body and look at my outfit. I am wearing a dark blue jumper that’s tucked in a light plaid skirt with a big, black belt and some heeled ankle boots to give me that little height boost. I knew it. I knew I overdressed.

As if he can sense my insecurity, he says: “you look gord─ I mean graat─ I mean... ugh”, he groans while burying his face in his hands once we are seated at the table. 

I giggle and a blush creeps on my cheeks. “Thank you. You don’t look bad yourself.”

And I mean that. Baekhyun’s wearing a beige jumper with some light jeans and black varnished shoes. I also don’t miss the burned orange topcoat hanging over the back of his chair.

The only difference I notice from his profile pictures is that he has swapped his raven black hair for more of a caramel colour.

“I like your hair”, I compliment him. 

Subconsciously, Baekhyun’s hands go to his hair, gently ruffling it. 

“Thanks, I was in doubt if I would go pastel pink or this but my friend said that, if I chose pastel pink, I would be confused with a pig.” Baekhyun scrunches his nose and I laugh, bringing my hand closer to my mouth to hide my smile. 

“Hey, don’t do that, you have a beautiful smile!”

My eyes grow big as my face gets red. “Tha-thanks.” 

Baekhyun licks his lips but before he can say something, a waiter comes over to our table to get our orders. 

“So, we’re compatible according to our search histories”, states Baekhyun and I hum. 

“Jesus, you must be into pretty weird shit”, I laugh out loud, throwing my hair over my shoulder. 

I see Baekhyun’s face falls and I quickly wipe my smile off my face. “N-no! I don’t mean it like that!”, I sigh embarrassed, facepalming myself mentally to say such stupid things. 

“What I mean is... I erm, I am writing a book,” I begin.

Baekhyun hums and leans back, a slight smirk on his face, signing for me to continue. 

“It’s a thriller fic about random murders that occur in the city and an independent detective that tries to solve these murders. And since I like to write so accurate as possible, I need to google some weird shit.”

Baekhyun chuckles. “So, now you’re like this walking murder wiki?” 

I laugh. “You can say that. Want to hear a random fact?”

He nods, leaning forward with his elbows on the table and his index finger grazing his bottom lip. 

“Okay, so, once you stab a person with a knife ─ and I mean just your normal kitchen knife and not a machete or something ─ in the guts, it will take them 2 to 30 minutes to die, either from the stab or just because of the blood loss.”

Baekhyun’s eyes grow wide and he parts his lips to say something and again, he is disturbed by the waiter who places our drinks on the table. 

‘Good job, (Y/n), you scared him away with your stupid knowledge’, you think. 

“Oh my God, I want to marry you”, he says dumbfounded. 

“I... what?” My face turns fully tomato-mode and I hide behind the sleeves of my jumper. 

“Ah no... I didn’t mean it like that! I erm...” Baekhyun scratches the nape of his neck while looking around. “What I mend was... Oh my God, how am I going to talk my way out of this?” 

I laugh whilst taking a sip from my coffee. 

“I’ve been really interested in those police shows lately like CSI and NCIS. All my friends are going crazy with me spewing out these random murder facts. And you just said that and I just...” 

Baekhyun grins awkwardly as he also takes a sip of his coffee. 

“So, you’re a writer”, he says after a moment of silence and I nod. 

“Hmmh. Maybe next time, you can read some work. If you like.”

Baekhyun looks up with shock in his face. “You would let me?”

I hum. “Yeah, why not? You know a lot about crime and maybe you can help with something else...” I say the latter part softer, embarrassed about the whole ordeal as I scratch the back of my neck.

“I have... trouble with writing an organic love relationship. My asshole of a publisher says every quote-on-quote ‘romantic scene’ that I write is too forced, doesn’t feel natural at all.”

An amused smile creeps on Baekhyun’s lips as the tone of my voice goes from soft and embarrassed to irritated, only because I spoke about my publisher.

“And the worst part is, I am almost done with the whole book.”

I lean forward, with my elbows on the table and hands in my hair. 

“Hey”, says Baekhyun softly and lays a reassuring hand on my arm, “don’t you worry, everything's going to be fine. I’ll help you, okay?”

[sage-selfships]

Sage H. D. - Bully Self-Insert

This is my Self-Insert for Bully/Canis Canem Edit! I made the art myself and would appreciate if you didn’t use it! The Template was created by Silkvale and found here! I will post updated versions to @kitty-selfshipping so uhm yeah, follow that blog to read it when it’s totally finished or edited.

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Biographical Information Full Name [& Pronunciation] - Sage Holland Drage ( S AI J ) ( H AW - l uh n d ) ( d r ai j ) Meaning - Herb or Prophet, Ridgeland, Dragon Set Age - 14-15 Certified Birthdate - 12 January 1992 (not my real birth year, but shh) Astrological Sign -  Capricorn Pronouns - They/them or He/Him Aliases & Preferred Nicknames – Dumbbell - Sage might not actually like the nickname, but Mandy WIles insist on calling Sage it whenever Mandy sees Sage, so Sage is  Dragon - As some people may not be able to pronounce Sage’s surname, Sage just call themselves Dragon to make it easier for everyone. Ms. Shy - Even though Sage prefers to go by he/him or they/them pronouns, people insist on calling them ms, and many people consider them shy because of how they seem terrified of new people Puppy - A nickname Sage got from Kirby Olsen, that they claim matches their general personality Ethnicities Distant Descendants : American, British,  Dominant Descendants : Norwegian, Swedish, Danish Physical Description Hair Color - Brown Eye Color - Blue Weight – Height - Typical Clothing Wear :  Maroon or pink vest, purple skirt, blue bow, purple bow, pink shoes - School   uniform  Red stained dress and blonde wig - Halloween costume, that is supposed to resemble Carrie White from the movie Carrie Faux fur coat, faux fur ushanka - Winter attire Figure/Build - Distinguishing Features/Scars/ or Birthmarks – A mole just over their lip Explain: Tattoos: Piercings: Frequently Worn Jewelry: Choker belt around their neck Personal Information Current Living Arrangements - Sage currently lives with three of their American relatives, but also they technically live at Bullworth, in the girl’s dorm Originated from - Vestfold, Norway Traveled Territories - Hobbies -   Fears – Spiders, snakes, insects, heights, scarecrows, most of the jocks Religion/Beliefs – Atheist Why?: Sage grew up in an atheist family, as simple as that. Health Behaviors Physical Ailments/ Disabilities/ Issues – Addiction(s) [Sex, Drugs, Smoking, Alcohol, Other]  Why?: Any regular medication taken? – Medication for their Iron Deficiency and for their Hives Chronological Information Profession - Student Likes - Dislikes - Goals/Ambitions – Most Instructive/Painful/Memorable Experience - Story behind experience: Weapons/Equipment - Sage mostly fights using their hands but can use a baseball if they need to Personal Attributes Personality - Strengths - Weaknesses - Good Habits - Bad Habits - Fetishes/Strange Behaviors - Stereotype - Shy kid with few friends As you know them better(and you like them) : As you know them better(and you hate them) :   Ratings on Personal Qualities (don't go overboard make reasonable stats for your character) Physical Strength : 4/10 Sage might not regularly train, but surprisingly Sage is stronger than they seem Attractive : 5/10 Sage doesn’t consider themselves the most beautiful and mostly blames it upon their parents and grandparents for how they look Honesty : 7/10 Sage hates lying in general, but still does lie if they need to. Rule Abiding : 3/10 Sage thinks certain rules are to be broken and others are to be broken. Sociability : 3/10 Sage is quite shy when it comes to meeting new people, but if they muster up enough confidence they can make new friends. Bullworth Academy Information Reason for enrolling: Sage has lacked disiplince and Sage’s parents had relatives that lived close Bullworth, so they decided on sending them to a Clique - Standing and Rank in Social Circle  - Room Number – 4 Roommate(s)-  Zoe Taylor & Beatrice Trudeau Favourite Subject(s) – English,  & Art Why?: Sage loves English because they’ve felt so motivated and  Least Favorite Subject(s) – Why?: Favourite Teacher – Mr. Galloway & Mrs. Philips Why?: Mr. Galloway - Sage takes a liking to Mr. Galloway, mostly because he encouraged and gave Sage a warm welcome to the school, during Sage’s first day at Bullworth Mrs. Philips - Sage got a few compliments Least Favorite Teacher –  Mr. Slawter Why?: Sage is quite afraid of Mr. Slawter, mostly because he yelled at Sage during their first class Knowledgeability Language(s) – Norwegian, English Schooling Level - Grade 8-9, Expertise – Chemistry - Math - English - Geography - Sage knows a few things, like where certain European countries are, but after that, nothing more Politics/Law - Economy - Cooking/Culinary - Shop - Botany/Biology - Mythology - high / Sage knows a lot about Norrøn Mythology and enjoys learning more and more about it Art - high / Sage highly enjoys Art and feels that they know a lot about the rules about realism and perspective Photography - Sage knows how to use a camera, and what settings look good or not, so they consider themselves at a 5/10 Reading Level - Overall Intelligence Level(s) - Interpersonal and Naturalistic. Relationships Statuses   (once you list characters here, delete them from the other list near the end of this information sheet, makes things less confusing) (Also, please describe the relationships of your character with other characters) Trusted Companions Closest Friend(s) –   Milliz - “I trust her with my life. Nothing more or less to say. And might I add that her and Earnest are really freakiNG ADOREABLE?” (Jeg beklager ikke for at du er satt på denne lista, Milliz) Friend(s) -   Kirby Olsen - Despite Kirby being a jock and Sage being afraid of most of the jocks, Kirby and Sage are pretty close and    

Hated Rivals Worst Enemies – Intolerable Students - Harmless Acquaintances Tolerated Students - Tolerated Townsfolk - Hot Encounters Hinted Attractions - Crush(es) - Lover(s) - Gary Smith, Jimmy Hopkins and Petey (Ey, don’t judge me please or make comments about this please, I just ship myself with all of them :( I will also make like another post or tweet where I just describe everything from lore to headcanons about this ) Ex(s) - None Extra Information Eating Habits Omnivore/Carnivore/Herbivore – Favorite Food(s): Favorite Drink(s): Disliked Food(s): Disliked Drink(s): Added Information Proclaimed Theme Song(s) - Either Dancing Queen by ABBA or Scent – Favourite Color: Favourite Season: Favourite Animal: Sage  Favourite Music Genre: Sage can’t really choose, but they are very fond of country and Pop Most Memorable Quote – Various Quotes Through Interaction :  “ Walking around – “I sure hope Mandy was joking when he called me a dumbbell...” “I don’t know jack dritt about math, how am I supposed to get a good grade?” “Gary mentioned something about rats, wondered what he was on about.” “I’m considering joining a clique... but which one?” “ “ “ “ When the fire alarm goes off – “Stuff like this always happens when you least expect it.” “Sure hope this isn’t a drill, I don’t want my slippers to get wet again without reason.” Greetings Good Terms: “Hiya!” “Hey there, best friend!” “How ya doing, sweetie?” “How are you doing, buddy?” “Hey, anyhting fun happen recently?” “Bro! What’s up?” “Heisann!” (Norwegian for ‘Hey there’) Bad Terms: “Please leave me alone” “I rather not talk.” “Ew.” “Get out of my face!” “Leave me alone!” “Continue being around me and I’ll beat you up! Or cry!” Saying goodbye – Good Terms: “Have a good day! “See you later!” “Hope you have a good night!” Bad Terms: “”See you in Hell, I uhm mean class.” “Leave already.” “I’m getting a headache, gotta go.” “Byyeee, see you never.” When Flirted With – Good Terms: “I uhm...” “Thank you....” “Well I uhm, thank you so much! I uhm haha, we should hang out or something!” “I feel flattered. I’ll uhh have to go over there until the blushing stops.” “Continue acting this sweet and you’re going to be getting ladies really quickly.” “ “You’re such a sweetheart!” “If I were of age, I would marry you right here on the spot, but I’m still too young.” Bad Terms: “I wouldn’t say I don’t like you, but I’m not that interested.” “Not to be rude, but no.” “That better not be trying to make me blush, because it didn’t work at all.” “ “

Watching a fight – “I know I shouldn’t watch this crap, but damn it feels so right, right now!” “ Attacking – “I’m sorry!” “I have no choice in this situation, so I apologize beforehand!” “I learnt this one from my friend!” While Fighting – “I really wish it didn’t have to end with one of us being hurt!” “Ouch! Thanks, I guess!”

Chasing someone – “You can run, but you can also hide!” “Come back here! please...!” Out of breath – “This always happens....” “Why do I have to have iron deficiency? When hidden from – “ Knocked out – “ Stinkbomb explodes – “I can’t see shit!” “I should be happy I can’t smell anything from before!” Opinions on students who reside at Bullworth Academy– (in alphabetical order) Bullies   Davis White: Ethan Robinson: Russell Northrop: Tom Gurney: Trent Northwick: Troy Miller: Wade Martin: Zoe Taylor: Greasers Hal Esposito: Johnny Vincent: Lefty Mancini: Lola Lombardi: Lucky De Luca: Norton Williams: Peanut Romano: Ricky Pucino: Vance Medici: Jocks Bo Jackson: Casey Harris: Damon West: Dan Wilson: Juri Karamazov: Luis Luna: Mandy Wiles: Ted Thompson: Nerds Algernon Papadopoulos: Beatrice Trudeau: Bucky Pasteur: Cornelius Johnson: Donald Anderson: Earnest Jones: Fatty Johnson: Melvin O'Connor: Thad Carlson: Non-Cliques Angie Ng: Christy Martin: Constantinos Brakus: Eunice Pound: Gloria Jackson: Gordon Wakefield: Ivan Alexander: Karen Johnson: Lance Jackson: Melody Adams: Pedro De La Hoya: Ray Hughes: Sheldon Thompson: Trevor Moore: Preppies Bif Taylor: Bryce Montrose: Chad Morris: Derby Harrington: Gord Vendome: Justin Vandervelde: Parker Ogilvie: Pinky Gauthier: Tad Spencer: Opinion on Adults who teach and patrol at Bullworth Academy – (in alphabetical order) Miss Danvers: Miss Peters: Mr. Galloway: Mr. Luntz: Mr. Matthews: Mr. Wiggins: Mrs. Carvin: Mrs. MacRae: Mrs Peabody: Ms. Phillips: Neil: Prefects – Edward Seymour II: Karl Branting: Max MacTavish: Seth Kolbe: Opinions on People in the cities of Bullworth – (in alphabetical order) Townies Clint(aka Henry): Sage doesn’t like saying it, but they’re quite afraid of him and  Duncan: Edgar Munsen: Gurney: Jerry: Leon: Omar Romero: Otto Tyler: Residents in the city of Bullworth – Bethany Jones: Denny: Dr. Bambillo: Krakauer: Mihailovich: Miss Abby: Mr. Brekindale: Mr. Buckingham: Mr. Castillo: Mr. Doolin: Mr. Huntingdon: Mr. Johnson: Mr. Martin: Mr. Ramirez: Mr. Salvatore: Mr. Smith: Mr. Sullivan: Ms. Rushinski Mrs. Lisburn: Osborne:

[kittyboones]

Sage Holland Drage - Bully Self-Insert

This is my Self-Insert for Bully/Canis Canem Edit! I made the art myself and would appreciate if you didn’t use it! The Template was created by Silkvale and it can be found here! I added an extra, maybe not as necessary category in the Hot Encounters category, just for fun!! And I added a few teachers! This is the finished version of this OC/self-insert! if you want to see previous versions, please go through this tag to see previous versions!

If you are interested in reading the current info about my Bully Self-Insert, please read under the cut!

Biographical Information Full Name [& Pronunciation] - Sage Holland Drage ( S AI J ) ( H AW - l uh n d ) ( d r ai j ) Meaning - Herb or Prophet, Ridgeland, Dragon Set Age - 14-15 Certified Birthdate - 12 January 1992 (not my real birth year, but shh) Astrological Sign -  Capricorn Pronouns - They/them or He/Him Aliases & Preferred Nicknames –   Dumbbell - Sage might not actually like the nickname, but Mandy WIles insist    on calling Sage it whenever Mandy sees Sage, so Sage is kind of used to this  nickname   Dragon - As some people may not be able to pronounce Sage’s surname,          Sage just call themselves Dragon to make it easier for everyone.   Ms. Shy - Even though Sage prefers to go by he/him or they/them pronouns,    people insist on calling them ms, and many people consider them shy because of how they seem terrified of new people. This nickname was first given by          Gord Vendome.   Puppy - A nickname Sage got from Kirby Olsen, that they claim matches their general personality and as Kirby claims, matches the fact Sage has puppy eyes ‘that could melt the coldest of hearts’.   Handsome Holland - because of an incident with the greasers, Ricky started calling Sage handsome and man does Sage blush every damn time   Dragonborn – Because of Sage secretly is a bit of a nerd, they obtained this nickname from the nerds when they found out they enjoyed roleplaying games like   Freddie Mercury - Mostly because of how much of a drama queen Sage can act like when they feel like it, some of the Preps have realized Sage fit the description of Bullworth’s Freddie Mercury and maybe it’s because of the fact that Sage, just like Mr Mercury, is Bisexual   Posh Spice – Maybe it’s because of how posh and ladylike Sage gets when they are dressed extremely nicely, or maybe it’s because of how Sage is not such an innocent girl like Victoria sang herself back in 2001 Ethnicities  Distant Descendants : American, British, Italian Dominant Descendants : Norwegian, Swedish, Danish Physical Description  Hair Color - Brown Eye Color - Blue Weight –  Height -  Typical Clothing Wear :  Maroon or pink vest, purple skirt, blue bow, purple bow, pink shoes - School   uniform  Pink silk dress and blonde wig - Halloween costume, that is supposed to   resemble Carrie White from the movie Carrie  Faux fur coat, faux fur ushanka - Winter attire  Plaid pink pyjama pants, striped yellow and black crop top - Pyjamas Figure/Build -  Distinguishing Features/Scars/ or Birthmarks – A mole just over their lip Explain:  Tattoos:  Piercings:  Frequently Worn Jewelry: Choker belt around their neck Personal Information  Current Living Arrangements - Sage currently lives with five of their American relatives, but also they technically live at Bullworth, in the girl’s dorm Originated from - Norway Travelled Territories -  Hobbies -   Fears – Spiders, snakes, insects, heights, scarecrows, most of the jocks Religion/Beliefs – Atheist Why?: Sage grew up in an atheist family, as simple as that. Health Behaviors  Physical Ailments/ Disabilities/ Issues –  Addiction(s) [Sex, Drugs, Smoking, Alcohol, Other] As stupid as it sounds, Sage is kind of addicted to eating sugar icing. Why?:  Any regular medication taken? – Medication for their Iron Deficiency and for their Hives Chronological Information  Profession - Student Likes -  Dislikes -  Goals/Ambitions –  Most Instructive/Painful/Memorable Experience -  Story behind experience:  Weapons/Equipment - Sage mostly fights using their hands but can use a baseball if they need to. Personal Attributes  Personality -  Strengths -  Weaknesses -  Good Habits -  Bad Habits -  Fetishes/Strange Behaviors -  Stereotype - Shy kid with few friends As you know them better(and you like them) :  As you know them better(and you hate them) :   Ratings on Personal Qualities  Physical Strength : 4/10 Sage might not regularly train, but surprisingly Sage is stronger than they seem Attractive : 5/10 Sage doesn’t consider themselves the most beautiful and mostly blames it upon their parents and grandparents for how they look Honesty : 7/10 Sage hates lying in general, but still does lie if they need to. Rule Abiding : 3/10  Sage thinks certain rules are to be broken and others are to be broken. Sociability : 3/10  Sage is quite shy when it comes to meeting new people, but if they muster up enough confidence they can make new friends. Bullworth Academy Information  Reason for enrolling: Sage has lacked disiplince and Sage’s parents had relatives that lived close Bullworth, so they decided on sending them to a Clique -  Standing and Rank in Social Circle  - Room Number – 4 Roommate(s)-  Zoe Taylor & Beatrice Trudeau Favourite Subject(s) – English,  & Art Why?: Sage loves English because they’ve felt so motivated and  Least Favorite Subject(s) –  Why?:  Favourite Teacher – Mr. Galloway & Mrs. Philips Why?:  Mr. Galloway - Sage takes a liking to Mr. Galloway, mostly because he encouraged and gave Sage a warm welcome to the school, during Sage’s first day at Bullworth Mrs. Philips - Sage got a few compliments Least Favorite Teacher –  Mr. Slawter Why?: Sage is quite afraid of Mr. Slawter, mostly because he yelled at Sage during their first class Knowledgeability  Language(s) – Norwegian, English Schooling Level - Grade 8-9, Expertise –  Chemistry –   Math –   English  –   Geography – low / Sage knows a few things, like where certain European countries are, but after that, nothing more Politics/Law – low / Sage doesn’t really find any reason to take interest in politics and doesn’t really understand it Economy –   Cooking/Culinary –   Shop –   Botany/Biology –   Mythology – high / Sage knows a lot about Norrøn Mythology and enjoys learning more and more about it Art – high / Sage highly enjoys Art and feels that they know a lot about the rules about realism and perspective Photography – medium / Sage knows how to use a camera, and what settings look good or not, so they consider themselves at a 5/10 Reading Level –   Overall Intelligence Level(s) -  Interpersonal and Naturalistic.  Relationships Statuses   Trusted Companions  Closest Friend(s) –    Milliz - “I trust her with my life. Nothing more or less to say. And might I add that her and Earnest are really freakiNG ADORABLE?”   Friend(s) -    Kirby Olsen - “Damn, I consider him my best friend out of most of the students at Bullworth.” Despite Kirby being a jock and Sage being afraid of most of the jocks, Kirby and Sage are pretty close   Beatrice Trudeau - “She might be a nerd, but I’m lowkey a nerd so we gotta stick together” Sage might not act like it, but they’re a big nerd and therefore easily became good friends with Beatrice.   Pinky Gauthier - “excuse me? She’s one of my best friends!” Sage and Pinky quickly became friends, mostly because of how Sage was wearing Aquaberry when they first came to Bullworth and the fact that Pinky was friends with Sage’s cousin from before.

Hated Rivals  Worst Enemies –  Intolerable Students -  Harmless Acquaintances  Tolerated Students -    Zoe Taylor -       Tolerated Townsfolk - Hot Encounters  Hinted Attractions -    Bif Taylor - Sage finds Bif a bit charming and he surprisingly acts slightly kind to them, but he’s dating their cousin so😔   Tom Gurney - Sage realized really quickly that Tom was the least violent one out of the bullies and found him a slight bit charming and funny, but they don’t really hang out that much so..   Ricky Pucino - Sage found Ricky a small bit scary in the start, but quickly developed a small crush that they seem to forget about really easily Crush(es) - Gary Smith, Jimmy Hopkins and Petey Kowalski, before Sage started dating them Lover(s) - Gary, Jimmy and Petey, after they started dating them Ex(s) - Just some Norwegian guys they used to go to school with that Sage happened to like Admirer(s) -   Ivan Alexander -    Bucky Pasteur - Sage, only really being friends with Beatrice and    Casey Harris -    Dan Wilson -  Extra Information  Eating Habits Omnivore/Carnivore/Herbivore – Omnivore  Favourite Food(s): Sage likes pizza, but they just like just food in general Favourite Drink(s):  Disliked Food(s):  Disliked Drink(s):  Added Information  Proclaimed Theme Song(s) - Either Dancing Queen by ABBA or Dum Og Deilig from Knutsen Og Ludvigsen Scent –  Favourite Color: Sage can’t really decide between pink, maroon or beige. Favourite Season: Winter Favourite Animal: Sage can’t decide, so they usually just say dogs Favourite Music Genre: Sage can’t really choose, but they are very fond of country and Pop Most Memorable Quote – “ Various Quotes Through Interaction :  “ Walking around –  “I sure hope Mandy was joking when she called me a dumbbell...” “I don’t know jack dritt about math, how am I supposed to get a good grade?” “Gary mentioned something about rats, wondered what he was on about.” “I’m considering joining a clique... but which one?” “ “ “ “ When the fire alarm goes off –  “Stuff like this always happens when you least expect it.” “Sure hope this isn’t a drill, I don’t want my slippers to get wet again without reason.” ”OH SHIT!” ”I owe whoever did that my life!” Greetings Good Terms:  “Hiya!” “Hey there, best friend!” “How ya doing, sweetie?” “How are you doing, buddy?” “Hey, anything fun happen recently?” “Bro! What’s up?” “Heisann!” (Norwegian for ‘Hey there’) Bad Terms:  “Please leave me alone” “I rather not talk.” “Ew.” “Get out of my face!” “Leave me alone!” “Continue being around me and I’ll beat you up! Or cry! Or even both!” Saying goodbye –  Good Terms:  “Have a good day! “See you later!” “Hope you have a good night!” Bad Terms:  “”See you in Hell, I uhm mean class.” “Leave already.” “I’m getting a headache, gotta go.” “Byyeee, see you never.” When Flirted With –  Good Terms:  “I uhm...” “Thank you....” “Well I uhm, thank you so much! I uhm haha, we should hang out or something!” “I feel flattered. I’ll uhh have to go over there until the blushing stops.” “Continue acting this sweet and you’re going to be getting ladies really quickly.” “You’re such a sweetheart!” “If I were of age, I would marry you right here on the spot, but I’m still too young.” Bad Terms:  “I wouldn’t say I don’t like you, but I’m not that interested.” “Not to be rude, but no.” “That better not be trying to make me blush, because it didn’t work at all.” “Get lost!” “I ain’t interested!” “Yikes, no thanks.“ Watching a fight –  “I know I shouldn’t watch this crap, but damn it feels so right, right now!” “ Attacking –  “I’m sorry!” “I have no choice in this situation, so I apologize beforehand!” “I learnt this one from my friend!” ”Either you run away or I keep hitting!” While Fighting –  “I really wish it didn’t have to end with one of us being hurt!” “Ouch! Thanks, I guess!” Chasing someone –  “You can run, but you can also hide!” “Come back here! please...!” Out of breath –  “This always happens....” “Why do I have to have iron deficiency? When hidden from –  “We aren’t playing hide and seek!” Knocked out –  “This sure does remind me of my first day...” Stinkbomb explodes –  “I can’t see shit!” “I should be happy I can’t smell anything from before!” “I envy ducks: they wouldn’t have the ability to smell this!” Opinions on students who reside at Bullworth Academy– Bullies   Davis White:  Ethan Robinson:  Russell Northrop:  Trent Northwick:  Troy Miller:  Wade Martin:  Zoe Taylor:  Greasers  Hal Esposito:  Johnny Vincent:  Lefty Mancini:  Lola Lombardi:  Lucky De Luca:  Norton Williams:  Peanut Romano:  Vance Medici:  Jocks  Bo Jackson:   Damon West:   Juri Karamazov:  Luis Luna:  Mandy Wiles:  Ted Thompson:  Nerds  Algernon Papadopoulos:  Cornelius Johnson:  Donald Anderson:  Earnest Jones: Sage has a strange friendship with the leader of the nerds: There are times where Sage find him the most annoying person and would love to beat him up and there are other times where Sage can relate a lot with him and talk about video games to him Fatty Johnson:  Melvin O'Connor:  Thad Carlson:  Non-Cliques Angie Ng:  Christy Martin:  Constantinos Brakus: Sage has a strong grudge against Constantinos because he snitched on them when they were sending notes to Kirby in class. Eunice Pound:  Gloria Jackson:  Gordon Wakefield:  Karen Johnson:  Lance Jackson:  Melody Adams:  Pedro De La Hoya: “Doesn’t he like, pee his bed and get bullied a lot? I guess he’s okay, just too weak and manipulative for his own good.“ Ray Hughes:  Sheldon Thompson: “Oh look at me, I am Sheldon, all the teachers love me! I hate that kid. Annoying and desperate.” Sage has a literal grudge against him and just like everyone, thinks he is a teacher’s pet Trevor Moore: Sage has no general opinion on  Preppies  Bryce Montrose:  Chad Morris:  Derby Harrington:  Gord Vendome:  Justin Vandervelde:  Parker Ogilvie:  Tad Spencer: "Big fat ego. He’s the least best prep, after my cousin of course!” Opinion on Adults who teach and patrol at Bullworth Academy – Edna: “She’s... interesting. Underrated, but I wouldn’t consider her the best. She’s kind of rude.” Dr. Crabblesnitch: “Well, he might be my principal, but he sure isn’t much of a pal. I mean, he isn’t friendly, you know?” Miss Danvers: “She might not have done anything towards me, but she gives Derby special treatment and she kind of was a bit rude to Jimmy like last year, so I don’t whether to be respectful towards her or not.” Miss Peters: “She forced me into doing a show I didn’t want to be a part of, so she isn’t getting no respect.” Mr. Galloway: “Can I just say: Best teacher, obviously. He might be an alcoholic, but I don’t judge.” Mr. Luntz: “Strange but nice guy. I respect him.“ Mr. Matthews: “I am sorry, but I don’t know who he is because I might uh be skipping some of my classes.” Sage skips their geography classes, so they have no knowledge of who he is. Mr. Slawter: “He yelled at me on my first day, so I guess I’m kind of scared of him, because he has a booming voice.” Mr. Watts: “Strange man. Strange, very strange man.” Mr. Wiggins: Sage can’t find a reason to find Mr. Wiggins an interesting teacher to listen to. Mrs. Carvin: “I don’t really know her, but I know she’s the librarian so..” Mrs. MacRae: “That woman freaks me out.“ Mrs Peabody: “I don’t have anything against her, but she shouldn’t be so old fashioned.“ Ms. Phillips: “Favourite teacher! She’s great! She encourages the students to do their best and she isn’t against any kind of art!“ Neil: Sage doesn’t really know who Neil is and doesn’t bother learning, as they don’t have. Prefects –  Edward Seymour II:  Karl Branting:  Max MacTavish:  Seth Kolbe:  Opinions on People in the cities of Bullworth – Townies  Clint(aka Henry): Sage doesn’t like saying it, but they’re quite afraid of him and Leon Duncan:  Edgar Munsen:  Gurney:  Jerry:  Leon: Sage is scared of him and Clint. Omar Romero:  Otto Tyler:  Residents in the city of Bullworth –  Bethany Jones:  Denny:  Dr. Bambillo:  Krakauer:  Mihailovich:  Miss Abby:  Mr. Brekindale:  Mr. Buckingham: Sage thinks he isn’t that special compared to other people but thinks he is one of the nicest residents of Bullworth they have met. Mr. Castillo:  Mr. Doolin:  Mr. Huntingdon:  Mr. Johnson:  Mr. Martin: Sage sympathizes him and often can relate to what he is saying. Mr. Ramirez:  Mr. Salvatore:  Mr. Smith:  Mr. Sullivan:  Ms. Rushinski  Mrs. Lisburn: Osborne: 

[schoolfullofmorons]

Ok so like??? What's her relationship like with jimmy? And how does she interact with his friends (petey, zoe, gary, russell)??

i wrote down like a lot of it earlier but here's what i have for her rn! She was originally going to school in South Carolina before she was forcefully outed to her family as bisexual by a friend - she was then sent off to Bullworth Academy, her mom saying that she had felt "betrayed" by Hawk's behavior and that she needed to "learn how to behave." She was cut off from all of her friends (her mother taking her phone) and shipped off to Bullworth with only her toiletries and clothes. When she arrived, she was lonely and scared, and her fears were only reaffirmed when she entered through the gates and saw what hell Bullworth truly was.She first befriended Jimmy, who seemed intrigued by the addition of a new kid and quickly told her to stay away from Gary. Jimmy introduced her to Pete, who became a long time best friend, and Zoe, who, despite being more of an extrovert than her, was a good friend to her all the same. In the dorms, she was also roommates with Mandy, and the two formed a close bond - Mandy admired Hawk for her looks, and then later for other parts of her, and Hawk, once getting to know her past her exterior bitch layer, liked what she saw there and was happy to gain a new friend.Hawk also admires Gord and Gary from afar. She's terrified of talking to them (Gary, especially, ever since Jimmy warned her about him), and yet she finds both of them flattering and casually talks to them at every opportunity (such as asking if they did the homework). Honestly, she probably has a little bit of a crush on them both.While she misses her old friends with a dying passion, it's thanks to Jimmy that she's able to move on and get herself a new batch of (surprisingly) loyal friends.Hawk mainly hangs around the nerds; she likes playing G&G with them and has moved on from her old characters to create new ones for the game! She also likes to work hard to try and beat the arcade scores the nerds have set up. Despite this, she feels very uneasy around most of the nerds, and doesn't like to hang around them for extended periods of time without Beatrice or Jimmy being there; she's particularly scared of Earnest, and refuses to be alone in a room with him. Despite the bad vibes she gets from the clique as a whole, she adores Beatrice, and the two have grown quite the bond (especially since her, Pete, and Beatrice hang out in a group quite reguarly after class).She doesn't care to hang around the bullies, but Jimmy has told them not to mess with her - probably because Jimmy sees that she's a better person than most of the people here. She does have a lot of respect for the bullies, though, and especially for Russell and Trent - possibly because Jimmy hangs around them the most.The preps, for the most part, annoy her, especially Pinky, who she avoids with a burning passion. However, it's very hard for her not to lowkey have crushes on them - especially Gord, though she tries her best not to ever show it around him.The greasers are one clique where she feels comfortable with herself. While she doesn't particularly care for bike races or Lola, Johnny is a huge sweetheart, as are the other greasers. She's stolen a lot of jackets from them in the past, but they never seem to mind; they've also taught her quite a lot about cars that she never got to learn back home.Hawk dislikes all of the jocks, finding them loud and annoying, but she does have a deep bond with Mandy. She hated Mandy a lot at first, but sharing a room with someone has somewhat of an affect on you getting to know them. Mandy likes to persuade Hawk to come to football games and cheerleading practices (despite Hawk having no interest in either activity, as well as hating the cheerleading uniform) while Hawk brings Mandy out to quiet talks in the town. It's a pretty stable friendship, and Mandy makes sure that no one messes with Hawk in her clique; with the protection of Mandy and Jimmy, it's very rare that anyone messes with Hawk.Finally, the townies. Hawk has a very close bond with all of the townies, as she's closely tied to Jimmy and Zoe. She loves both of the red-heads, and they've made quite the negative impression on her, though not by much; she's still a rule-follower at heart. However, they have persuaded her to smoke once (she hated it and swore she'd never do it again) and take a few sips of alcohol (similar response). Zoe even managed to convince Hawk to wear a crop top (to which she complained that it was way too exposed) and dye her hair purple (something she had been wanting to do forever).

[jxhnnyvincent]

Bully fandom tag

Favorite of the main trio: Jimmy

Favorite Bully(s): Tom, Ethan, and Wade

Favorite Nerd(s): Melvin

Favorite Prep(s): Parker and Gord

Favorite Greaser(s): Johnny,Peanut, Ricky, Vance, and Lefty

Favorite Jock(s): Casey, Kirby, Bo, and Luis

Favorite Townie(s): Edgar,Omar, and Duncan

Favorite Clique Leader(overall): Johnny

Least Favorite Clique Leader(overall): Derby

Three Favorite Clique Leaders: Russell,Johnny, and Edgar

Three Least Favorite Clique Leaders: Derby, Ted, and Earnest

Favorite Female Character(s): Beatrice, Lola, and Zoe

Least Favorite Female Character(s): Mandy and Pinky

Favorite Kissable Boy(s): Vance and Duncan

Favorite Younger Kid(s): Gloria and Pedro

Favorite Non-Clique(s): Ray

Character(s) that make(s) you laugh: Lucky, Vance, Troy, Gord, Trent, Algie, and Fatty.

Hidden Gems that no one talks about: -How Greasers and Townies would be a badass duo gang, yet the Bully smackdown duos always pin them up against each other. -Beatrice is the prettiest girl in Bully and if anything the best girlfriend. -After Fighting Russell, if you observe closely, Johnny is the last one to leave. It’s almost as if he’s staying there to make sure Jimmy is alright, it being he genuinely cares for him. -During the cutscene in Wrong Part of Town, how adorable it is when Jimmy comforts a heartbroken Algie in the background while Lola seduces Chad. -Zoe was a disappointment in free roam when completing the game. She would of had more potential if she would been enabled to fight without even having to mod her. She should of been the badass she was, especially in the cutscenes how she treats Jimmy and as according to her dialogue she gets in physical fist fights and gets in trouble.

Favorite Haircut on Jimmy: The Taper haircut in any color.

Favorite outfit on Jimmy: Either dressing up as a greaser or the Hopkins Hockey jerseys with a pair of casual jeans and skate shoes.

Favorite Weapon of Choice: Spudgun

Duos We Deserved ingame: Johnny and Edgar

Favorite Clique(s): Greasers, Bullies, and Townies

Least Favorite Clique(s): Preppies

Characters to see in Bully 2, and as what possible role: Vance- a barber Johnny-a student’s father Ricky-Owner of a bike shop Gord-Owner of Aquaberry Outlet Jimmy-Mentor Gary-An Asylum Escapee or Antagonist Trent-Theatre Instructor of the school Ted:Football Coach

What you would like to see in Bully 2: -A forum where there is a big Yearbook the next upcoming student of Bullworth sees and reveals the memories shared in it of older characters - specifically looks at the class of 2006. Features the old characters to give the player a nostalgic feeling for the first game. -You get to choose your gender, custom made. -Some of the older models in the first Bully -Weapons, Rats, etc. -Same composer for the New Bully soundtrack -Driving vehicles as well

Tagging  @ruki-nozaka @millizines @liateddybear

I’ll leave a clean copy posted if you would like to participate :)

[blightwulf]

For the first time (that I know of) I’ve been blocked on Facebook and had some lowkey drama go down. Honestly I’m not sure how I feel about it.

I usually avoid arguments that aren’t in my immediate circle, especially if it’s an online thing. I don’t mind occasional factual argument comments when I feel it’s important, but that’s usually it.

Yesterday I posted something in regards to the 5,296 bodies of children found in residential schools across Canada. This is nowhere near the total count, and sadly we might never truly find all of the bodies.

In response to my post one of my cousins, Michelle, wrote me a message saying I should think about the fact that the original news hit the media before Canada day and then fizzled out immediately after Canada day was over.

I’ll admit, my responses were a bit hostile. I said the original commission to find out what happened in the residential schools was started in 2008 and that I still saw news about this every single day, but that’s because my friends list on Facebook are primarily made up of children of residential school survivors that are rejoicing that this stuff is now being fully brought into the light. The other reason it “fizzled out” is because the media is fickle. One week it’s Johnny Depp abuse stuff, then the next it’s Dr. Suess books, then it’s sexual assault stories, and so on. It’s sad but there’s so much going on that the media literally jumps from one subject to another within a week, or sometimes even within days.

Naturally this upset Michelle, and through our 17 message conversation she continued to talk down at me by saying she knows more about it then I ever could because she’s talked to tribal elders, chiefs, and so on. Okay. That’s good for her, I don’t know her life and I wasn’t trying to say I knew more then she did. I was upset that she was implying it was all a big conspiracy to ruin Canada day, because she wouldn’t stop talking about how the news hit just before Canada day.

She was mean, and honestly I was disappointed. She’s a teacher, she has a half black daughter, and previously she called me racist for using #BlackLivesMatter and then told me racism is gone. I told her that I hope her daughter never has to experience racism, because even I have as a white passing half Filipino kid. She freaked out and acted like I was threatening her daughter. That’s the type of person that she is, which sucks because I’ve always wanted to get to know that side of the family but my dad refused to even acknowledge his sister in law after my uncle Pinky died when I was a kid. My dad didn’t even go to his brothers funeral because of them.

Anyways, eventually I just got annoyed and straight up said even if people did keep the knowledge of the bodies until before Canada day so it the news would be viral, who cares? Michelle kept mentioning that for decades everyone knew about the deaths anyways, which I wouldn’t say is 100% true, but whatever. Even if they did keep the news until Canada day to make a stir, so what? People weren’t doing anything when they “knew” for decades beforehand. Residential schools are just now being talked about. Trauma is just now being shared and people are saying “look what happened to us, this is what they did”.

Last comment I saw before I fell asleep was Michelle freaking out and accusing me of calling her a conspiracy theorist because “she’s just curious” and that I should pay attention to how the media is trying to divide people. I pointed out I literally never said that, I said she’s making it sound like a conspiracy and that there are thousands of people that genuinely think all of these bodies are a conspiracy just to ruin Canada day and cause people to stop celebrating it. Also, the media isn’t trying to divide anyone. People are sharing their stories, learning about what has happened, and communities are finally able to give proper burials to those that they’ve lost.

Either way, I fell asleep and woke up to my mom telling me that my brothers girlfriend Jana was insisting that I call my brother Gord. Apparently they both gave Michelle shit for being an ass to me and said that I wasn’t in the wrong at all during my conversation with her. My brother and I had a heart to heart about the recent death of his son Levi, and fuck it hurt so much. My dads side of the family is rough. My siblings are all 40+ years older then me and I have a different mom, so after my dad passed away a lot of them stopped interacting with me because they had no reason to anymore. There’s a lot of things like travel, age, and old family fights that come between us.

Apparently my brother called Michelle and told her to fuck off and leave me alone. He didn’t need to, I never exactly interacted with her on purpose unless I had something I had to say. Michelle blocked me on Facebook and deleted all of her comments, which I genuinely don’t give a shit about. I didn’t expect any of it to blow up, but Jana went on a little rant about how stupid it was that Michelle was picking on me, especially since Michelle is in her late 40s and I’m still basically a kid.

I’ve never had family genuinely have my back, and I’ve literally been crying just thinking about it. My brother is texting me and telling me that if she ever bothers me again to tell her that he’ll fight for me, which he 100% will because he’s a crazy badass.

Honestly I don’t know why I’m writing this, but it’s cathartic to write it down. I’m disappointed that I’ll probably never know that side of my family, disappointed that my cousin is the way she is, I’m overwhelmed with love from my brother and his girlfriends support, and I’m heart broken because I’m remembering my poor nephew Levi who died way too young. His passing ripped a hole through my family’s hearts. He was one of the happiest people that I knew, and I don’t think I’ll ever forget his laugh.

Man, stuff is rough but it’s also so incredibly good

[mmysteryishere]

Bully but they are in a Zombie Apocalypse

I saw an anon ask on Kent’s blog about Jimmy being in twdg and I’m hear to say: Why not just put all of Bullworth in a zombie apocalypse? 

Bully: Undead Edition Headcannons (warning: super long)

Let’s just start by saying that Jimmy would survive the Bullworth apocalypse. Not only is he the main character, he is also a badass and a pretty smart dude (depending on how you play the game). If he can knock police officers with a couple of slingshots pellets to the head, he can kill a rotting zombie with it. 

Petey and Gary would survive also, Petey would be with Jimmy like a sidekick telling Jimmy everything he need’s to know about what’s going on. Gary would be with the nerds (mention later).

Now onto the ones who would survive or die in like the first 2 weeks:

Adults (off school grounds)

The shop owners: all the owners would survive except for a couple of haircut places and clothes shop 

The guy who owns the thrift clothes shop and the girl who owns clothes/haircuts in the Coventry would survive, they seem like they can put up a good fight. 

Brandy (the little lady) would survive, I think she can put up a good fight

All other adults in town would more likely die (let’s be real, wouldn’t be fun if they survived...if this was a game)

Adults (on school grounds)

Many teachers/faculty would try to leave the school instead of staying

Hattrick, Wiggins, Slawter(maybe?), Burton: would leave school premises and die

Matthews and McRae(nurse): stay on school premises but also die

Mrs. Peters: determinant? she’s free spirited but can be aggressive

Crabblesnitch and Danvers: would survive but also weak as losers staying in his office

Edna: of course she’ll survive, she’ll ask Jimmy to help save Watts

Galloway: leaves campus and will survive if saved, the costs of this though is that Philips would die saving him. Jimmy can either choose her or him depending of letting Philips go or not. 

All other faculty not mentioned are dead

Non-clique student

Would it be bad if I said that only Sheldon survives? He’s a fucking ruthless kid.

...Well if you don’t like that I’ll say Gloria and Christy survives too

Bullies

Russel would be your best ally or your worst enemy depending of if he lives or dies. Either way, he is an absolute unit of a kid, would be hard to kill him, zombie or not.

I think personally that the majority of bullies would survive, they either group together (Russel is zombie) or are backups to Russel’s pure wrath. A couple of them would even know about the zombies early on. 

If Russel is dead, the bullies would need to be saved by Jimmy by killing Zombie Russ

Nerds

Earnest and Gary are together since they are the smartest kids and also both are kinda dicks. They would more likely try to steal supplies from other cliques and control the school for the sake of survival.

Whoever else that survives would be a mix match. Like they are smart and more likely know about zombies before anyone, but many of them are very weak. 

Most likely to survive: Thad, Melvin, Fatty, Donald? (with Earnest and Gary), maybe Beatrice?

Preppies

To be honest, I don’t think they’ll be at the school, I think many of them would try to go back home or around Old Bullworth. If they gonna die, it would at least be in the richest part of Bullworth.  

Who would survive? Derby, Bif, Pinky, Bryce?, Parker?

Jimmy would have to save Gord and more likely the first prep Jimmy finds. 

Greasers

I believe they would stick together and most of them would survive. I’m not sure who would die really. Similar to the bullies I guess.

Lola would stick with Johnny since let’s be honest, she’s not dumb. She knows being with Johnny during this time would be the best option. If Johnny dies, it’s more likely because of protecting Lola. 

Jocks

Opposite of Nerds, Super Strong but Mega Dumb. Mix Match of who dies or not.

Who might survive? Damon, Mandy, Bo, Dan (maybe with the nerds cause of Thad?), Kirby (could’ve been saved or tried saving bullies), Luis?

Townies

Finally I can say this, Zoe totally survives and is with Jimmy pretty much at the beginning of all this. She would more likely persuade Jimmy into helping finding her townie friends.

With this being said, all adult townies are dead except Clint (idk if he’s and adult or not)

I think Duncan, Leon, and Jerry would survive

That’s everyone I believe. I think the point of the AU is Jimmy trying to survive by making multiple safe zones (the save zones) throughout Bullworth by helping each clique get together. Jimmy will then have to throw down Gary once again and make the school the ultimate safe zone for everyone...well something like that idk. Someone is gonna get thrown down.

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Sucker - Parker x Michael

Ah, I finally finished one of the oneshots for Sucker. This one is Parker x Michael (my OC) and actually Tumblr will have the only version of the love letter with the words scribbled out. I wanted to do it on both Wattpad and FF.Net, but it wouldn’t take. If you would like to read the rest on Wattpad it’s here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/138727102-sucker

 It had been a few weeks since Parker had found those notes, and he was more than pleasantly surprised when he found new ones appear in his locker. He made sure to go check every day, becoming excited whenever he saw a new folded up piece of paper sitting at the bottom. He must’ve read through them hundreds of times, squealing about as much as Pinky would whenever she got new clothes. He read them out loud to Jeff, asked the garden gnome his opinion and would squeal about what the letters would say. Most of them complimented how he carried himself and how “cute” he was, with some of them seeming almost anxious to finally show themselves. He didn’t know how many times he would talk to the pieces of paper, begging for the writer to make themselves known so he didn’t have to continue to guess.

He had tried watching his locker from afar, waiting for whoever it was to come by and drop the lovely notes inside. But he never saw them. He wondered if they would enter the building after hours to do it, seeing as there would be a new letter in his locker the next morning. But who would go to such lengths to do so? Perhaps they would drop them off while he was in class and unable to watch? Or maybe he was just becoming too obsessed with it.

Time and time again he would confide in his little gnome companion, looking for any sort of advice. He was, of course, greeted with the same words and same blank stare from the porcelain doll. So with a disappointed sigh, but a soft thank you, Parker sets Jeff down beside the stairs leading up the porch and stands up. Smoothing out his vest and slacks, he sets out for the academy. There was only one person he figured he could talk to about this and get back some insightful information, or at least something different. As much as he loved Jeff and valued his opinion, he couldn’t listen to the same advice day in and day out. He needed results and him sitting around and waiting, either for the person to approach him or to catch them in the act, wasn’t going to cut it.

Approaching the Harrington House, Parker can see Pinky conversing with Gord. Her sharp but exciting squealing cuts through the otherwise silent air, and he can see Gord nodding, a small smile on his face.

“So, anyways,” Pinky’s rambling gets clearer as he approaches the duo, hands behind his back. “Daddy says we’ll be going to Milan to shop!”

“That sounds splendid!” The smile on Gord’s face gets bigger as he hears the news, and if Parker wasn’t so hellbent on getting some advice, he would be equally as excited. “Oh, Parker! Hello!”

“Ooh! Hi there!” Pinky finally acknowledges the older teen, her gleeful smile greeting him. He tries his best to match it as he stands before them, gnawing at the inside of his bottom lip.

“Hello there!” Knitting his eyebrows together, Gord cocks his head. Leaning forward just slightly, he looks his friend over.

“Something the matter?” he asks. This catches Pinky’s attention and she inspects him as well. Blood rushes to his face and he lets out a breath he wasn’t aware he was holding in.

“Well, I have this… thing, you see,” he starts out slowly. Reaching into his back pocket, he takes out the folded note he had found in his locker the day before. He had started a silly habit of carrying the newest ones around, and when Pinky had saw the piece of paper come out, she started to squeal.

“Ooh, is this a love letter?” she questions as she takes the note from his hand, unfolding it hastily like it was some sort of expensive present. Her eyes immediately started to scan over the words that were scribbled down, and she takes a closer look at the words that have been scribbled out. “Wow, they’re really into you!”

“Let me see that,” Gord all but snatches the letter away, reading it over himself. Pinky looks at Parker with a pleased expression, hands folding in front of her.

“How long has this been going on?” she asks. With a sheepish smile, he turns his gaze to the ground.

“A few weeks?” he tells her, bringing a hand up to scratch the back of his neck. He can hear the excited hum from the girl as he returns his gaze to her with a somewhat newfound confidence. “I’ve tried catching them in the act, but I haven’t seen anyone! But there’s always a note!”

“Well, have you noticed anyone treating you… differently?” Gord asks as he hands the note back. Parker just shakes his head.

“Has anyone been looking at you more?” Pinky’s question catches him off guard. Looking at him more?”

“What in the world do you mean?” She giggles at his exasperated tone, bringing a hand up to rest on her hip and looking at him as though he was just plain silly.

“Duh! When people like you they get, like, this lovey dovey look!” she clarifies, “It’s totally easy to spot because they just stare at you too, and look away when you notice them!”

“Lovey dovey?” he repeats softly, brows furrowed. Gord rolls his eyes.

“It’s like when you see a new Aquaberry sweater,” he explains, waving his hand dismissively. “You’d notice it when you see it.”

He had to think for a bit. He couldn’t recall anyone looking at him in such a way. However, he was recently too busy reading the love notes over and over again whenever he wasn’t busying himself with studies. With pleased smiles, both preps congratulate their friend and depart into the Harrington House. Parker slowly makes his way into the main building, mind traveling at a mile a minute. Had he ever seen anyone look at him the way the preps would when a new article of clothing was being released? Had he ever looked around the classroom and seen another student turn away from them? Oh how he wished he would’ve paid more attention to the small details like that. Maybe he would’ve had an easier time finding his secret admirer.

There’s some time before the bell rings for class and Parker finds himself walking with a small pep in his step, headed for his locker. He plans on grabbing the book he was supposed to read for English class, along with his notebook and any new letters he found folded up inside. However, as he rounded the corner and had his locker in sight, he was surprised to find Michael leaning against it. One foot was up, resting against the metal as his arms were crossed over his chest. A scowl was plastered across his face, and this was the first time Parker had seen the teen in his normal street attire while he was in school. Normally he dressed somewhat close to the proper clothing policy set for the academy, though he kept his piercings in and wore them with pride. What was he doing there?

 Standing there for a couple minutes, Parker watched the delinquent in wonder. He hadn’t moved much, though he could see those blue eyes glance around from time to time whenever someone moved past him. Occasionally he would bring his hand up, either rubbing his face or combing it through his hair, letting out a sigh. He would also take his phone out of his pocket, and it seemed as though he was checking the time. Was he waiting for someone?

 Was he waiting for him?

 Hesitantly, Parker found his feet moving almost on their own, carrying him over to the teen. He could feel his heart pound against his chest as Michael finally looked his way, and his once rough and tough exterior seemed to soften. Pushing off of the locker and standing on his own, his once crossed arms unfolded and his hands were down, one thumb hooking into the pocket of his jeans as he gave him a small smile.

“Hi! Uh-um… yeah...” Parker falters as he greets him, a wobbly smile spreading across his face. Hearing his shaky voice, however, seemed to put him at ease.

“Hey! I was just thinking of you!” This was surprising to hear. With eyebrows raised, Parker has to look around himself, wanting to know for certain Michael was actually speaking to him. After confirming he was the only one in the halls, he takes a deep breath.

“Were you now?” He tries to be as polite as he can, a part of him worried he would anger the teen. The delinquents were known to be hostile and, at time, territorial around Bullworth. Most targeted the preps in search for easy cash and Michael was no different. He had seen him and his friend prowling around Old Bullworth Vale more than enough times, and he had watched him break the window of a car to get whatever was inside.

“How ‘bout you walk with me?” Michael suggests, and though his smile seems innocent, Parker can’t shake the paranoid thoughts. However, he feels obligated to agree. So with a curt nod, he follows Michael down the stairs and back out into the crisp autumn air. They walk in silence, passing through the front gates and turning left, headed into Old Bullworth Vale. Parker lags behind slightly, going back to biting the inside of his lip. Michael seems focused on the ocean to their side, staring intently at the rays of sun glistening off of the waves. He wished he knew what the delinquent was thinking, and wished he knew exactly where they were going.

He’s led down the dock, still trailing behind slightly. When Michael sits on the bench, Parker keeps a bit of distance between them. He tries to focus on the scene before them, one that’s been almost burned into his memory from frequenting the lighthouse so much, but he can still see Michael out of his peripheral. The teen’s bouncing his leg, occasionally opening his mouth to say something, only to close it a second later and frown. It was putting him on edge, but he couldn’t find his voice either.

 Eventually, Michael reaches into his pocket and turns his body to face him. Fearing it’s a weapon and this is it, Parker leaps up from the bench, cowering away from the older teen.

“Please don’t hurt me,” he whimpers, bringing his arms up to shield himself as best he can as he screws his eyes shut. “It’ll upset my mom!”

“Hurt you?” Michael repeats. The soft and confused tone is enough to get Parker to look at him, lowering his arms. Michael’s standing before him now. Though his face is written with clear concern, his hand is slightly outstretched, a neatly folded up note clenched in between the side of his index finger and thumb. For the first time since the teen had gotten to Bullworth, Parker sees those blue eyes filled with what seemed to be hurt. He almost feels bad now.

“I wouldn’t ever hurt you,” His voice is still soft as he turns his gaze to the ground, a disappointed frown on his face. Parker supposed he had read the teen all along. However, with a deep breath, Michael picks his head back up, looking more determined as he confidently offers the note to him.

“This isn’t how I planned on things going,” he confesses as Parker takes it from him, “but I’m not gonna chicken out. Tired of just… hiding.”

He stares at him with a dumbfounded expression. Michael turns to take a seat back on the bench, hunched over with his elbows on his knees, staring out into the distance. Swallowing hard and unfolding the piece of paper with shaky fingers, Parker is greeted with the same handwriting he’s become so accustomed to. The blue ink stood out against the cream colored paper, and the almost chicken scratch writing feels weird to look at now that he knows who it belongs to. Multiple words have been scribbled out, and it’s apparent he was lost while writing it.

I’m getting so annoyed irritated exhausted writing these stupid letters notes. All I do is It’s like I think of you most of the time and I can’t stop. I’m such an idiot coward for not approaching you sooner, and I hate myself for writing you so much it. I’m scared you’ll be disgusted about me hate me think of me differently if you think of me at all. I hate that I can’t think straight You mean a lot to me, and I’ll be hurt but understand if you reject me, but I still wanna try. So if you’re free, meet me at the docks in Old Bullworth Vale. Hopefully we can start something.

 His grip tightens on the paper just a bit as he looks up to admire the teen. He was certainly the most unique out of everyone in town, but truth be told, he didn’t know much about him. He just remembered being in the main hall one morning and seeing two new faces, but neither of them had looked approachable.

 With a soft inhale, he folds up the note and takes a seat beside the delinquent, hands folded awkwardly in his lap as he looks everywhere else beside him.

“So… what?” Michael finally asks, lazily looking up to catch his gaze.

“I think maybe we should… get to know each other?” he suggests slowly, a hopeful smile forming. Michael seems surprised, but grins at him regardless. It’s such a strange site to see. He’s so used to the scowl normally sprawled across his face, the smile is such a warm welcome. Sitting up straighter and outstretching his hand, Parker gives him a childish smile. “I’m Parker Ogilvie, a sophomore.”

 Michael stares at him for a bit, completely lost. However, a laugh escapes his lips as he grips his hand in his own, shaking firmly. “Michael Thomas, senior.”