literally so hard existing out here as someone who finds the sweaty slice of white bread that is brennan lee mulligan categorically unfuckable but for whom knickolas pnackleless hob is basically horny kryptonite
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Me here just pretending that Helluva Boss only lasted two seasons and the Mammon episode was the final where Fizz gives Blitzo the crystal, Blitzo tells Stolas to go fuck himself and then works on getting his life together with Loona going to anger management classes because giiiiirl and IMP becomes that found family that they could have been if Viv knew how to writing realistic firendships and didn't have a hate boner for the main lead.
Oh and Blitzo ends up in a polycule with Fizz and Ozzie. Because I say so. Maybe he ends up dating Striker too just because I want to spite Viv.
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Tonight is a great night to think fondly on Haleth and Caranthir. I think they would make such a funny couple.
Imagine??? The Big Tall Broody Scowling Kinslayer Who Is Also The One Reason The Economy Is Functioning At All Between The Different Races/Elvish Factions Who Probably Is Dying To Tell King Thingol/His Cousins To Fuck Off At Any Given Moment and hes looming over this short human lady??
This short human lady that Can, Will, and Already Has told him to pull the stick out of his ass and bullies him into doing normal townsfolk chores??? Lord Carathir, Master Economist and a Weaver with the skill to rival his grandmother, sitting there and darning socks cause his tiny mortal wife told him too. His reward will be a kiss on the cheek but she'll scold him while he does it because he said a mean thing about his Cousin Finrod in his last letter to her while he KNEW Finrod was visiting her.
Only three things in the world keep Caranthir in check: His Eldest Brother, The Lord Himring, The Current Head of the Feanorian Faction of Noldor, and Former High King; the idea that if he didn't complete his brothers' tax paperwork and run the Trade Routes then the Nolofinweans and Arafinweans would become more economincally important And We Cant Have That; and his 4'11 wife he met bloodied and wrathful on a battlefield screaming at an orc over the corpse of her brother-- it was love at first sight
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maybe it's just the context that i have? i'm sure i've posted this before
even then???!?!?? there are people who still go to church after God kills their mother!!! there are people who still go to church after the pastor drops dead during the sermon because God decided it was HEART ATTACK TIME!!!!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO START GOING TO CHURCH AGAIN AFTER GOD GIVES THEM STAGE 4 CANCER
SO I CAN'T EVEN SAY "NO ONE WOULD DO THAT" CLEARLY A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD DO THAT
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Listen loving a fictional character that you obviously know you can’t have hurts BUT loving a man that you’ve actually seen with your own two eyeballs flaunting around in shiny sequins with a giant butterfly tattoo on his tummy hurts more because he’s real you just can’t have him.
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sometimes i’ll see those headcanon posts with YJ98 and know instantly that OP never actually opened a YJ book in their life, and is just vicariously living through fanfiction and fanart of ppl who ALSO did not read a lick of YJ98
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