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i cannot overstate how much i love the vought youtube channel.
oh they're really going for trump's orange wrinkled ass, i'm surprised he hasn't called the show weird or illegal yet. if they have an ad with homelander making burgers in S5 i will fucking die.
#the boys#oh also the culture wars roleplay in the channel's comments is insane.#vought international#homelander#can't wait for the next jimmy kimmel. the report on trump fucking up goddamn fried is gonna be so hilarious.#not fond of dancing on people's graves or wishing them suffering but kinda hope the dick spills some hot oil on himself
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haven't seen anyone else post this yet so thought i might as well - gortash was canonically the boytoy to some patriar matron, and i find that ridiculously funny. man seduced his way into the upper city.
#baldur's gate#bg3 spoilers#enver gortash#though it does track with larian continuously going 'hey. hey. have you noticed. gortash is hot. he's hot isn't he. so fucking hot'#which like ok they're not wrong but it's also hilarious
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Rune factory 5 art!!!! Cuz I’ve been playin it a lot recently! And I finally got married to Lucas so I wanted to draw some stuff of him!! Cuz I love him. He is a lil weirdo god whomst I cherish and adore..
#rune factory#rune factory 5#rf5#lucas#alice#rf5 lucas#rf5 alice#doodles#my characters name is Perez but considering the extent of customization is what outfit do u wanna wear I’ll use her canon name lol#anyone yeah… at first I was like oh god!!!! how am I ever gonna pic between murakumo Reinhardt and lucas?!?!? theyre all so good!!!#and then I got enough hearts to date Lucas. and I completely fucking forgot about the other guys ghgh#LUCAS IS SO CUTE… I LOVE HIM#1 I love him. 2 he’s beautiful. 3 the narrative of two amnesiacs falling in love is incredible to me#it’s like fucking. soulmates fate destiny shit. it’s great#3 the whole. him being an actual literal fucking god thing is. both funny and hot…. like yess babe. work that divine power ghgh#4 he’s HILARIOUS. AND SO CUTE. AND SWEET. AND ENDEARING#I couldn’t help it… I just got sucked in.. ALSO HES OLD AND WEARS GLASSES AND JUST. idk… he’s perfect ok. everything about him#the other guys didn’t stand a chance#after I met ludmilla I also rlly seriously was considering her too! like she’s SO FUCKING. I love ludmilla. she stole my heart instantly#but like!!! lucas just came out on top. I trusted my gut and my gut said this weirdo..#also#in regards to Fionna and cake. I still haven’t watched it all yet ghg#I’ve watched a few episodes tho! and wow.. I was way off a my thoughts on Simon mental state lmao. I was literally like that girl in the#2nd episode. I’m sorry for misjudging ur issues so badly simon. u still have issues but they were not what I thought they were!!! damn..#anyway im gonna get around to watching the other eps soon! promise!#till then tho… have completely self indulgent rune factory 5 art of me swooning over lucas lmao#w 2 diff versions of the last picture cuz! I couldn’t decide which I liked better! indecision is my curse ghgh
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Let’s be real, Bedelia is the most embarrassing thing about Hannibal’s life. Smart, tasteful, accomplished, admired, beautiful, charismatic, cold, calculating! She is the ideal woman for a man like him. And he absolutely wanted her, probably hoped she was the one before he met Will - and she thought he was a loser! Bedelia could not fucking stick him! Most perfect woman for a serial killer in Baltimore? Looks like a job for the fumbler!
#Will hates her because she was an option! Hannibal wanted her BAD#Hannibal was trying to make it work when his life with Will fell through and she wasn’t having it#she was frightened absolutely but I think she was a little disdainful the entire time#it wasn’t true love obviously but like. kinda because she didn’t want him or his issues not the other way around#Hannibal is not cool. he fucked that up so badly it’s hilarious#bedelia du maurier#hannibal#hannibal lecter#I don’t necessarily ship them but I get why people do#but again! man fumbled that horribly. Will is a catch but also is he? he’s a mess too. mega hot loser 4 mega hot oser
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#i am so fucking annoyed about the way people talk about harry’s appearance#like why do you care so much about what his hair looks like#first of all he‘s still hot and also what the fuck does it matter#people unstanning because they don’t like the hair is fucking hilarious like since when is it about that#he‘s still the same person???#he could dye his hair green for all i care that’s litterally not the point#literally nothing has changed stop being mean about it#he can do what he wants it‘s completely irrelevant what he looks like#jesus fucking christ#he’s his own person he doesn’t exist to please you
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plane scene is so funny cause why is mine a sleeper agent that wakes up whenever daigo is mentioned
can’t wait to see it in dragon engine :3
mine has been the winner for Funniest Character Imaginable for 15 consecutive years and i have yet to see anyone come close i fear
#snap chats#originally i wrote 'funniest character alive' and then remembered. HAH im so funny //throws up//#all my fave charas know how to do is get crazy on planes over men they love its disgusting#utterly hilarious cause after making the last post i went on twitter and they mentioned ANOTHER plane scene i throw up over#diff franchise so not important it is just SIMPLY funny how coincidences work and further confirming I Have A Type#BUT NO BACK TO MINE IT'S STILL SO FUCKIN FUNNY I HAVE TO REWATCH IT#i have to replay it .... all of y3 ...#if anyone remembers my friend from college and how we used to stream she asked me if we could stream#and i was like 'girl i havent streamed in Fuck Ever huh' and yk what maybe i'll stream y3 with her#at the very least ill stream y3 for myself ... legend mode .....#ive beaten y3 legend mode one (1) time and it was the worst experience of my life because if its not shadow the hedgehog#i am not good at the game i am playing !!!!!!!!!!! it'll be funny tho#i remember wanting to do a y3 drinking run but i told myself id stop drinking so i simply think. i will substitute drinking for hot sauce#its an idea im ironing out and i also have to like. properly set up a twitch- or maybe ill stream through youtube#ive always liked youtube streaming more ... at least as a viewer#these are all details for plans i will not be enacting literally any time soon can i stay on topic#the topic being i love mine. i love that plane scene forever the casual Whats Goin On Here :)#and he is the embodiment of :) in that scene casue :] is gen friendly but :) has an underlying aura of Im Going To Kill You#thats him in that scene. and i love him. for the third time. im ending this post now forever and always stan mine#if and whenever y3k comes out i cant wait to see !! but i personally believe that's well and away from us at this point#not impossible since they did mention it but yk. i dont think itll happen within the next year or two#maybe next five or ten realistically. if that jVLAEKJVLAEKJ ok bye fr now
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I recently found out people ship Cassandra with Apollo.
My initial reaction was...
Just tan their hides. You know what happened to her because the the bastard, don't you?..
Then, I was overwhelmed by morbid curiosity, and checked AO3. People are writing rape fics about them. ...Why?..
Could I ever see Cassandra x Apollo?.. I don't know, maybe. But, definitely not the nonsense I mentioned. Dubcon at most. I guess, he might somehow coerce her into sleeping with him, and later rescue her from the fall of Troy, because she's pregnant with his child, or something (Zeus would be pissed, I'm fine with that).
Sounds like an intriguing story, with a lot of morally questionable elements. I can imagine Apollo confiding in Artemis, wondering why his wife is so upset. She'd just go "are you serious rn?.. -_-".
...What, you're surprised I'm among those I wish to hide with a broom? Don't be. It happens quite often, actually.
#greek mythology#greek myth fandom#apollo#cassandra#apollo x cassandra#diary pages#thoughts#greek gods#this is such a fucked up pairing#in the iliad you like apollo then remember what he did cassandra#i don't blame her for rejecting his advances he's an entitled fboy with nine girlfriends and she wanted to remain chaste#the way he responded is very cruel honestly cassandra's story breaks my heart#of course i'm discussinv them as characters not religious figures#apollo can be such a creep#greek myth fanfic#fanfiction ideas#what the hell i have a hundred epics in my wips already including one with apollo#but i SHOULD put this aside the “Apollo coerces Cassandra then saves her because she's pregnant”#it's dark but also very intriguing to explore... it isn't supposed to be hot really well maybe later#dionysus married ariadne why can't apollo marry cassandra#she wouldn't want to marry him but what other choice would she have#their further relationship just seems so fascinating#yeah apollo would be confused why she's upset - he'd get her being upset about the fall of troy but not why she's upset with him#but as gods do he'd imagine she should be happy about getting rescued by him#why am i doing this to myself (and cassandra)#i suppose... i just want a better ending for cassandra (back to the fic idea) which this would be even though she'd have to deal with apollo#side note imagine the “pairing” in disney's hercules it would be hilarious#cassandra confronting hercules about his creepy older cousin trying to hit on her#or icarus trying to ask apollo if she'll go out with him and apollo replying “if you have my luck she'll just throw a shoe at your face”#she should take out a restraining order also
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the shizu-chan song
youtube
just discovered the shizu-chan song by none other than johnny yong bosch. help me
id transcribe if i didnt have a final in 10 hours. maybe when i get back
oh nvm someone already wrote them out
this has similar energy as the bro duet song but like. in reverse bgskjdghjkgsd the no homo is for real
plus an animatic version and amv version because holy hell this is old
#i hear there's another shizuo song by johnny yong bosch according to the comments from 2017 but ill have to wait until yt recommends me it#anyway this makes me want to make a bro duet animatic for shizaya#which would be hilarious because. they're not bros#the ship dynamic of 'two guy best friends who maybe kiss sometimes' is very good but very not shizaya#so the spontaneous love confessions just come out of fucking nowhere during one of their fights#it would be really funny. trust#and probably better than the angst and self-denial festival i would make animating the actual shizu-chan song#i can already see the half-smiling-to-himself half-looks-like-he's-about-to-cry pining semi-regretful izaya face at the last shizu-chan#also. izaya guitar player headcanon hello#if someone can make an artist hobbyist izaya au i can make a guitar hobbyist izaya au#tbh izaya's more spontaneous and i feel like he wouldnt like all the hard work and practice time that goes into learning an instrument#like his main hobbies like parkour and switchblade throwing are stuff he gets to put into practice all the time and are more 'useful'#but instrument practice it's just him and his thoughts and callused hands for hours at a time#feel like he'd get frustrated pretty easily in that way#anyway wouldnt it be hot if izaya played the guitar LMFAOO fuck my characterization and let that man play fingerstyle#izaya playing piano is a somewhat popular headcanon anyway#god i have the worst habit of putting the entirety of my post into the tags. must be the incorrect lov joke bits spilling over#shizaya#shizuo heiwajima#izaya orihara#durarara#Youtube
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'I ain't doin' it' (x)
#Daniel Ricciardo#dr#miami23#he's refusing to do shoeys because he's envisioning being on the podium again in **** :)#also though the way he refuses is SO HOT#also whoever the fuck daniel's PR guy is....he's such a MEME always looks unimpressed and confused#hilarious to me
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I feel like with Jake as the Olo'eyktan and human scientists a stone's throw away, the Sully kids (and many others) grew up with a healthy dose of both English and Na'vi (though obviously more Na'vi in key ways) and they're so used to this mesh of English/Na'vi that sometimes they forget themselves when they're in Awa'atlu.
Like, Ao'nung will be pissing Lo'ak off and he'll get so heated that he just busts into a mix of English and Na'vi and everyone is just staring at him, completely baffled, with the other Sullys off to the side trying to hold back their laughter and it just gets worse.
And don't even get me started on forgetting certain words. Imagine little Tuk chattering away with Tsireya and all of a sudden she pauses because she forgot the Na'vi word for it. This is followed by her frustratedly trying to convey what word she's trying to say to Tsireya but the more agitated she gets the more English sneaks in: "No, no, it's yellow and green like--like a pineapple but not because only Earth has pineapples and it's small and looks like an oval and---". . . suffice to say, Tsireya never found out what word Tuk forgot.
I feel like Kiri and Neteyam would be the two that mostly speak English purposely, though. Whenever Kiri wants to feel close to her mother, she'll just talk about her day and what's been going on and all that in English, as if she were talking to Grace. Neteyam has a fondness for speaking English whenever he doesn't want to be understood by anyone but his family. Things like that.
And there's probably so many more scenarios dude. What do you think about English in the Sully's lives?
Adorable! Tuk and Tsireya!! This is the cutest ask, I love little Omaticaya and them meshing with the humans that stayed after the Assault on the Tree of Souls.
I unfortunately am not lucky enough to be bilingual, but from my friends and family that are I imagine it would be quite similar. Conversations in the Sully house are just like Navenglish lol, it's a combo. Jake calls his kids sweetheart, babygirl, kiddo, and bud and also ma'evi and ma yawntutsyìp in the same sentences. ALSO Jake calls Neytiri babe 24/7 I don't make the rules. Does she start to say it baCK? I think so... I think so...
Curse words are CRAZY, the mix of Na'vi curse words and English ones (and some surprise Spanish ones Spider has learned in an attempt to get closer to his mom) that Lo'ak and Spider use on the regular is truly unimaginable.
Norm is a xenolinguist this man loves languages. You know those people that can just pick up a language like that? Their brains are just wired for it. That's how I picture Norm. I think he designates language days in Hells Gate from when Spider is little, where all the scientists can only speak in one language. Most of the time it's Na'vi or English and everyone can ignore you if you speak in the wrong one and everyone is ruthless. If you forget the right word, you had better explain what you meant because everyone goes mysteriously deaf when the wrong language slips in. Sometimes Norm will go off the rails and all of a sudden it's Malayalam day for Max or Spanish day so Spider can feel connected to his mom. Then one of the lab techs is feeling like brushing up on her Korean and all of a sudden it's Korean day. Spider is the best child ever at learning languages he soaks up information like a sponge man. Also Lo'ak loves these days so he can come learn swear words. I don't think he knows but i'm convinced he's good at languages too.
I made a post about this but specifically the human sayings that Jake brings to the Omaticaya, they are hit or miss dude. I have another post in the works about this, but I really stand by that they love 'you win some, you lose some.' It sounds so dramatic with no context.
I think they are high fiving and flipping each other off like crazy. It's not English but it is a communication style for sure, and one the Na'vi don't do. You cannot convince me once they know it every Omaticaya teenager isn't flipping each other off from the back of an ikran every single day. I think Ao'nung in particular really enjoys these lol.
Tsireya I think really is invested in learning English. She's not very good at it but she really wants to learn! Her and Lo'ak trade lessons, her teaching him a word in sign language and him teaching her in English.
#super cute#i love the culture mixing sm#picked max's language based on where dileep rao is from but if wiki failed me that's on me#i only know people who speak tamil#or hindi#but theres so fucking many more of course#also#my korean roommate did this thing where whenever something was a temp she didn't like she would yell hot or cold in korean#hilarious#if i ever go to korea i can say hot or cold and that's all#or fuck cause we watched a lot of horror movies#tuktirey sully#tsireya#jake sully#ao'nung#lo'ak sully#kiri sully#neteyam sully#grace augustine#neytiri sully#norm spellman#max patel#miles spider socorro#spider socorro#avatar#avatar the way of water#james cameron avatar#melissa's asks#melissa on avatar (cameron)#this happened i don't make the rules
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Brian I have a nice ask day ask if you wish to answer it 💜 can you pick your top 5 Rafa on screen scenes and rank them? impossible question I know. but I believe in you!
Okay the thing is I did want to answer this immediately but it absolutely crippled me with doubt 😂 so I'm just gonna do it quick like ripping off a bandaid so that I can't overthink it anymore. Also not going to rank them because I'll spiral, so you're just getting 5 great ones:
The first interrogation room scene in 2x08 (but also all Carlos and Gabriel scenes this episode). The constant shifts in Carlos as he puts things together and realizes why Gabriel's there, the heartbreak of him thinking he was doing what his father always wanted, only to disappoint him again... at the time, this was the strongest scene LS had it its arsenal (WE STAN AND MISS TONYA KONG FOREVER AND ALWAYS) and it remains one of the best ones. It's so compelling and amazing to get to see the Carlos and Gabriel dynamic on display for the first time. This episode was a game-changer and I'll never shut up about it.
It's probably cheating to say all of his work in 4x18, so if I had to pick a scene from that I would say his talk with Owen where they toast Gabriel. My only problem with it is that it's so short, but Rafa packs every fucking thing he can in there, beat for beat, and it's beautiful. His delivery on "and forget about it?" but also all the lines leading up to that. The man is fucking hollow and crushed and lost and MY GOD RAFAEL. He's so skilled at what he does, knows exactly what he's doing every time. It's sublime.
Fine, another 4x18. Carlos's vows. I'm not gonna explain that one, the man is fucking beautiful and his heart is beautiful and he puts in on display publicly for what was probably the first time in his adult life, and it's stunning.
I love the scene in 3x13 where Carlos meets Cooper. Rafa is such a brilliant comedic actor, he uses every tool at his disposal, he understands his craft so well, how to use his body and face and voice to delivery great work, he's such a standout. I adore him. I could watch that scene for hours. Also, he is really fucking distracting in those clothes.
I'm gonna pick the fire in 2x12. And I'm gonna pick it because honestly the intensity of that scene, the life-or-death stakes, the absolute devastation and destruction of it, they are fully delivered by Rafa's performance. Like, Carlos's fear is what drives the scene, and Rafa's work sells it. And I'm also going to pick it because he's shirtless and so fucking hot. I'm gay, it's true. Have fully never recovered from it. And I'm also going to cheat and say the scene continues into him crying and TK holding him. So, like, obviously a top 5.
I'm sorry I have to include it I know I already picked 5 and I refuse to cut any of them but the 3x04 scene deserves to be in here and I'm mostly talking about the montage scene where TK wakes up and Carlos is forced out of the room and then his mom is there but then he fucking gasps the breath of a dying man who has been saved LIKE HE BASICALLY SAYS NO WORDS BUT MY FUCKING GOD, THE PERFORMANCE so I'm listing it and you can't fucking stop me Lola YOU CAN'T
anyway I just really love an actor who has honed their skills and studied their craft and dedicated themselves to approaching each scene in a fresh and honest way and I'm just really fucking happy to get to watch Rafa do it so thanks for letting me rave about him Lola you're a real one ❤️
#asks#brian talks#honorable mentions are:#the carlos and grace scenes in 3x11 - 'what's a smurf ass bitch' - I love a delightfully confused carlos#also I would add his hostage scene in 4x04 where he delivers that ICONIC line#4x04 is definitely not anywhere near my favorite episode but that's a damn good scene#also gonna add his scene in Fluidity where he goes 'I know I'm hot' - facts are facts and we stan Raul even if he was barely anything#can I also pick his poo-pourri commercial because that's fucking hilarious#but also he's so great in the proposal scene so that should be here#nice ask day#carlos reyes#rafael silva#one day I'll have scenes that are not LS to put on a top 5 rafa list#can't wait!#adding to the list of good comedy rafa: 'you're making me tense' such a good s1 scene#and detective washington is in it#which is always a good time#and of course the scene where I fell in love with carlos: top of 1x02... 'sandra bullock' - lives in my head rent-free#was gone for him from that moment on#dove deep and never looked back#oh but also everything he does in 3x03 when he finds out that TK is most likely going to die...#another of those scenes where he doesn't say much with his words but he says so fucking much with his eyes and face
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im literally so glad depression did not take my sense of humour away because if it did I would literally just be angel from buffy and I cannot think of a fate worse than that
#i’m sorry I fucking hate him HES JUST SO BORING#ALL HE DOES IS BROOD#IT’S SO DULL#I couldn’t care less about who you ship buffy with but I could literally never get into her x angel because he’s just so DRY#LIKE YEAH WE GET IT YOU HAVE A SOUL AND YOU’RE SAD GET OVER YOURSELF#he literally. does not fucking stop being Sad all the time#it’s all he does#he’s only fun when he’s evil#and those like three episodes in the first season when he was mysterious in a fun way rather than the always fucking sad way#yeah he’s hot but that could not matter less HES SO BORING#spike is one of my favourite characters#better than angel by far because he’s ENTERTAINING#HE HAS LAYERS#he and joyce watching passions is the funniest shit idec#also that onion flower thing he kept talking about#there was never a dull moment with spike because he was FUNNY#‘out for a walk. bitch’#buffy is the perfect example of someone who can brood and Not be boring about it because SHE HAS DEPTH#she’s funny AND SHE HAD TO CLAW HER WAY OUT OF HER COFFIN AFTWR SHE WAS DRAGGED OUT OF HEAVEN#SHE GETS TO BROOD#also FAITH oh my god I fucking love faith#s7 faith <33333#y’know I take back what I said about not caring who you ship buffy with her and faith makes way more sense than her and spike or angel#this turned into a rant about btvs but idec#I was complaining about depression earlier and made this joke to myself and I thought it was hilarious#i’m saying it to my mum tomorrow anyway idc she’d love it#wren wrambles#q
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seeing people “blaming” certain pride flags on gen alpha “tiktok teenagers”on here is hilarious because every time i’ve seen it it’s always been for flags that were made by either millennial or gen z bloggers (gay man flag, pan flag, agender flag, etc.) right on Tumblr
like. girl. you have BEEN at the devil’s sacrament. shut up
( worth noting that i don’t know a single flag in widespread use which was made and published on tt originally, but this site tends to pump them out once every 2-4 years on average)
#dis.txt#there was a HUGE boom of pride flags from here for all of the 2010’s and there is STILL a vibrant flag-making community#i know i’m a massive nerd about flags so that’s my initial angle but the ageism + thinly veiled bigotry#eg. ‘’these STUPID gay/trans KIDS made this SHITTY flag i hate. unlike My Favorite 2010s Tumblr Flag’’#is also very bad! i just think it’s hilarious how little people know about flags in general before saying the most heinous unsourced shit#then again i bet half of these people can’t even identify the flags of other countries/know what they stand for. they don’t actually care!#i don’t think it’s a hot take to say that the modern internet would have been SO evil towards Monica Helms/Gilbert Baker/et. al-#had they released those flags today. i mean jesus christ the trans flag literally has ‘’blue for boy and pink for girl’’ which is ~Evil~…#and tbh the cringest thing ever is that a lot of flag creators seem to have openly gone ‘’stop dogpiling people and doing this shit’’#but it still fucking happens…… we love eating ourselves alive over very inane (and often FAKE) shit while we’re getting beaten 2 death huh#whatever sorry mutuals for flag autism on main i just wish people would do A Single Google Search
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sam.....
#oh i love him#that it's been him and rebecca texting us fucking hilarious and adorable#bluebird.txt#also rebecca is just so fucking hot huhh#ted lasso#wait just realized 'sam....' might confuse tmagp people lol
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@ the three other girlies in the fandom who don't hate Ketch and appreciate him for being THAT bitch (hot bastard sexy evil milfman representation and one of the funniest bitches on the show) who are just like me starving for content, weep no more. I have just the fic for the four of us.
This is a Dean/Ketch fic taking place during episode 13.18 Bring 'em Back Alive, in which Dean and Ketch travel to apocalypse world and the entire episode is basically already a hurt/comfort enemies to foxhole buddies fantasy as it is. But there is a gap between scenes that needed to be filled!
#arthur ketch#ketch#dean winchester#dean x ketch#dean/ketch#fanfic#fan fiction#supernatural#supernatural fic#supernatural fanfic#spn#mp#ff#please click on the fic and scroll down to the kudos button lol i need it#i know this is a rare pair and i also know how much the fandom hates ketch#personally i dont get it and i think he's so fucking hot and hilarious on top of it and he's one of my favorite characters <3#also hi yeah im actually posting my writing on the interned net now. yeah on a webbed site for everyone to see. only took me like ten years#so even if he's not your thing but if you ever wondered what my writing's like (which im SURE y'all are just DYING to know) - here you go#im new to publishing things and it's been a 20 year long struggle to get there so please be gentle with my little self <3 ok bye
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POKETEAMS !?!?!? MAYBE!?!??!?!? or at least pokemon i can associate w them LOL
john:
psyduck (silly and looks like casey)
bulbasaur is good
exeggcute (he would go egbert..... EXEGGCUTE!!!! and think it sounds really cool)
dragonite also actually i think he would like it as well. him and jade are siblings after all so like
aipom bc it looks like a silly little prankster and its tail looks like those slime hand thingies which i bet john would like
altaria (windy thing)
togekiss (windy thing 2)
bidoofSorry i dont have any real reasoning 4 this i just feel it
rose:
she would LOVE to pick ones like gardevoir or gothitelle but i dont think it reflects her actual real soul. but if its just pokemon shed pick 4 her team i think theyd be there 4 sure
mismagius (creepy wizard)
rapidash (fire + beautiful pony + unicorn so its also magic i guess)
espurr bc autism stare that can kill millions
farfetchd. i dont have any actual reasoning for this though. maybe cuz rose reminds me a bit of my mama and my mamas favorite pokemon has always been farfetchd. either way i just think shed like it
espeon & umbreon
maybe moltres actually its sorta the same reasoning as with rapidash but slightly less i guess lol
DEOXYS MAYBE
spiritomb <3
jade:
dragonite i took that from eebie sorry
magneton SHES A SCIENTIST WHATEVER !!!!!
poliwhirl cuz it reminds me of her like colorwise it looks like her first outfit and then also frog and space player etc etc
victreebel
leafeon
ummm zigzagoon
luxray its electric and zappy and also kind of doggy shaped
whimsicott bc it looks like her. lol
cryogonal. idk why maybe cuz of lofaf or somethin? idk
lycanroc cause its like the most Fursona pokemon there is LOL
TINKATON!!!!
ratata maybe Again i cant say why jades are like the most ambiguously chosen pokemon out of all of these im just following my heart here
dave:
gallade i took this one from eebie also
i bet he could totally kick it and be besties with a craggy
celebi also.
murkrow
houndoom
klingklang
metagross
krookodile cuz it looks like his consorts and also it looks like it has anime shades on
salandit. then it evolves into salazzle and hes like. hey uh. what the fuck
and thats all i have i htink
#SORRY TO SALAZZLE BTW. i know its just a silly lizard but also. i cant help but feel that it was intentionally designed to be#well. u know#anyways i was thinking of giving john lopunny. i think dave would be weirded out by that one too#this is of course only if theyre playing pokemon not if theyre like. in a world in which pokemon are real#but if theyre just playing i think dave would be so weirded out by the 'furrybait' pokemon#im saying this. because. dave is so weirdly attracted to everyone all the time. and i feel like some people gloss over that too easily#he thinks everyone is hot. he thinks john is hot he thinks jade is hot he thinks terezi is hot he thinks karkat is hot#he thinks jane is hot he thinks his OWN MOM is hot (which. lol)#he thinks everyone is so hot all the time and i think thats endlessly hilarious. cause hes so weird about it too#so i think if they were playing pokemon he wouldnt be attracted to the 'furrybait' ones but he WOULD take note of them#moreso than the others#like in the case of lopunny. if he ever pointed it out john would be like what the fuck are you talking about its a bunny#and hed try to explain it but just make it all worse. thats my vision
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