#it's about house md

[princelabia]

sometimes a story is about gay sex because there is no gay sex. sometimes a story revolves around the gay sex that is not happening

[baconpncakes]

It’s like Dr. House always said

[rslgatekeeper]

[thealogie]

Hugh Laurie really said can you please shut the fuck up bro this reporter and I are trying to cook here

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I mean, obviously House is a horrible boss but at least he's an equal opportunities horrible boss. Most horrible bosses will treat you like shit but THEN talk to you about "disrespect" when you try to stand up for yourself.

When House's employees drug or stalk or blackmail or insult or physically assault him right back, he just goes "Great game, guys!" at the end of the episode and high-fives everyone.

[thankstothe]

this show rewires you fundamentally in 60 seconds and then just goes on to have more seasons. audacity

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

i think im having a stroke

[hauntedmoors]

this show rules sorry

[atomicradiogirl]

house and wilson in house md is the opposite of queerbaiting. they are the most canon tragic friends to lovers situationship in fiction history they literally move in together, EVERYONE thinks they’re a couple, house literally fakes his own death just so he can be alone with wilson in his last few months of life, the show ends with them riding off into the sunset together. they literally love each other. the only thing missing is they don’t kiss (on screen). dear GOD. and this show is from 2004. house and wilson invented 90% of modern day queer ship dynamics. just saying.

[infectiouspiss]

house would not be instantly nice and accepting if he found out wilson was a trans guy ok he'd just go "oh great now when we sleep together i gotta worry about you getting pregnant" and then insult wilson's tie while wilson is just like "what do you mean WHEN we sleep together?????"

[wynsvre]

hi guys... snoopy wilson and woodstock house

[hugeegosorry]

mmm watch me create another seperate text post meme instead of just making a compilation

[gaybanes]

FORGOT I MADE THIS FOR A FRIEND

[skyrim-forever]

[starlightseraph]

i 100% believe that, on the night they met, house tried to get wilson into bed. he was probably subtle, and wilson just didn’t pick up on it, but it really is obvious from an outside perspective.

house saw wilson at a conference, noticed him, deduced that he was getting divorced, tracked him to a bar, watched him have a breakdown and get arrested, followed him to the police station, and bailed him out of jail.

no way that man wasn’t trying to fuck.

[lilysnotes]

Did you try the medicine drug?