#it's not a chick i can tell you that

[yesand87]

Okay, so if took me seeing multiple drag shows to realize, "Oh, I relate to gay men more than cis women," to realize that I was some kind of trans.

I always thought that I had to choos between being a bearded, conservative, CrossFit dude and a styled, feminine, womanly woman.

But the idea of being genderqueer/nonbinary/genderfluid and tapping into the slutty feminine every so often, it rocked my core.

And at first I thought, who am I to relate to the experience of these queer males? How presumptuous of me? And it was hard for me to de-shame the notion that I had experiences in common with someone male-presenting in everyday interactions.

I don't want to rob or steal someone's experiences, but the female experience is definitely not mine. I have no clue what the fuck they are talking about. It just sounds like weird nonsense. They are cute, though; doesn't make them less cute.

[sporeclan]

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Finally, we officially have SporeClan's first newborn kitten!!!

[dismas-n-dismay]

Psst. She's got something to show you!! Check it, Tiny Falin!

[rhysintherain]

Types of outdoor survival guys:

Survivor Guy

"This is the way humans were MEANT to live!" (Absolutely Not)

Lives and dies by his bow drill firestarter

Do it alone to prove something (not sure what, but do your thing, buddy)

Ironically the type of guy most famous for... not actually surviving

Vision Quest Guy

The whitest kind of guy

"Something something the transcendent experience of communing with nature"

"An old Indigenous guide once told me [insert Billy Graham quote here]"

Won't stop climbing into caves

Some kind of fabric tied around his head

"Man the Hunter" Guy

Beautiful and inherently useless flint-knapped knives

"Primitive Skills" (I literally hate this term with every fibre of my being)

Caught a squirrel one time and now believes he can "live off the land"

Why are you not wearing a shirt? The woods are COLD, dude

Super Adventure Guy

"It's not actually that far down, maybe like 1500 feet?"

Has broken so, so many bones

Somehow the guy least likely to die or disappear before you hear about him

Seriously dude, how are you still alive??

Experimental Archaeology Guy

Just the most unhinged man you've ever met

Thinks hunting goats with a stone spear is a polite dinner conversation topic

Indiana Jones couldn't get ethics board authorisation but somehow this guy can??

Has 3 atlatls and knows how to use them

Boy Scout Guy

No fewer than 3 types of firestarter on him every time he leaves the house

Can make a shelter out of literally anything

Infodumps constantly. Dangerously close to mansplaining for most of it

Could give a lecture on field first aid with no prep at all

Passes out at the sight of his own blood

Weekend Warrior Guy

"I saw this on TV once!"

Has every single outdoor survival gadget

Backpack weighs more than he does

All his co-workers know exactly where he was and what he did there last vacation

Carries a machete for some reason

German Tourist Guy

"Just let me park here for a minute, I need a selfie with that bear."

"Something something conquering the forces of nature"

The most expensive hiking boots you've ever seen

You're more likely to spot this kind of guy in the Canadian Arctic than polar bears and caribou combined

Outdoorsy Chick Guy

20-minute monologue about the importance of teaching your daughters they can do anything a boy can

Pink camo

She's probably a bow hunter

Medicinal plant enthusiast (accuracy not guaranteed)

"Men are crybabies, this is So Easy!"

[vellichorom]

A MASS SKETCH BATCH COMMISSION FOR @chaos-canvas FT HER CUTE LITTLE NARRATOR DESIGN WITH SOME GAME QUOTES! using his goopy ass as a stim toy as we speak

[found--family]

they couldn't let cesar and jesse return bc they would've taken one look at dean and cas interacting and known they had it bad for each other

[n0heart]

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[t00thpasteface]

got commissioned by longtime fan (and i mean a LONG time) @harry-trumans-dishwasher to draw my fav kind of faces: long pointy ears, big noses, and TEETH!!! he gave me a list of several OCs to choose from, but i took one look and was like "gimme these ones" because i'm always on the lookout for analogous color schemes💙💚💜 (and also because i loved the drow the second i saw her and wanted to pick fun ones to match!!)

[seedofjoseph]

"And hell followed with him."

"Rookie, cuff this son of a bitch."

"Rook, put the cuffs on him."

"Yes, sir."

"It is finished, child."

"Yes, Father."

[chthonicillness]

the therapy stuff you talked about- deeply, deeply relatable. 8 years i've been trauma dumping on this woman for and she still says "it's nice to see you".

it took like 5 whole years of sessions for her to call me out on getting annoyed by her- don't be like me! lol. and now i tell her all the time that she's pissing me off and it's no biggie :) anyway i actually just wanted to say:) so relatable- love ur blog- have a lovely day/night!!!

augh fair. it's not like it really pisses me off but i probably shouldn't wait five years to say something lmao

[dailytunes6]

16.2.24 song of the day

F2F by sza

[thegetdownrebooter]

i actually feel so vindicated by tom admitting to being a gold digger because i've been saying that since day one!

[sndwave]

nearby bookstore has a "booktok" section out front (gag) & i swear every blurb (if it even has one) reads like a fanfic summary and not a proper book description. one just flat out summarized in tags. as the summary. whats the plot man i dont care about enemies to lovers if what pushes that sucks.

[queerpyracy]

if my hens insist on going broody can they do it in a spot where i can find them more easily

[merevide]

i’m not live tweeting my dyke thoughts for the good of the dash but this is like. 💥💥💥. it’s like that

[missmitchieg]

This is so petty, like, SO petty but as a glasses-wearer, the first time I watched The Black Queen, I saw Penelope sans glasses at the start and automatically despised Shane Wyeth because she says later in the episode that who she was NOW was the one she always wanted to be but she knew he wouldn't like her because he made fun of girls like her.