#it's not called ace attorney for nothing

[runby2]

what

[babygirlificationn]

The Edgeworths :)

[gallery-piece]

this has been done before hasn't it. tosses him at you all anyways.

(i could honestly write an essay just on my hcs about him and sexuality but. i digress.)

[ind1c0lite]

working late at night (at least that's what they're telling themselves)

[astrahannah]

The two poly ships involving Phoenix, Miles and someone, that I thought of and caught my curiosity (I only ship them with Larry though)

[young-dumb-and-vaccinated]

Bi pride flag made of fictional bi lawyers that are barely keeping it together™️

[shitpostingkats]

I want more Apollo that has obscure crime knowledge and everyone thinks it’s because he’s a lawyer but really it’s just his Illegal Revolutionary Heritage from being raised by technically criminals.

“~Theeena, drive faster, we’re gonna be late to the trial!” “I wouldn’t mind speeding normally, Truce, but there is a speedtrap like, right there. And getting pulled over would make us more late than we already are.” *Apollo, lying in the back seat and Suffering Greatly* “If they don’t have their window down they can’t actually clock you because LiDAR doesn’t work through glass. They just park cops there to discourage speeders.”

“Hah! This might be the evidence we need to charge Mr. and Mrs. Cou with conspiracy!” *Apollo, rubbing his temples* “No, that won’t stick unless we can prove there was a third party, since the two people we’re trying to accuse happen to be married. Classic loophole.”

[monorosado]

stop being a misogynist it's not cute!!

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

hmmmm now im thinking about Kay and Calisto and how their relationship was so complicated and underexplored and how they could have maybe even been friends if things were different and how we don't know anything about Calisto at all and

[not-a-bit-good]

So was anyone gonna tell me Herlock Sholmes from the Great Ace Attorney canonically crossdresses, and looks “stunning“ doing it, or--

[nothingweirdhere]

i give up. i quit. where’s the option to go back to art school, i don’t want to be a lawyer anymore. i’m done with defending this bitch, in fact i hope edgeworth gets the chair—that’ll serve him right for OBJECTING TO HIS OWN FUCKING INNOCENCE

[spark-circuit]

perhaps a hot take but i think the Alex Jones Debacle has officially gotten more ridiculous than most Ace Attorney cases. like. Phoenix cross-examining a parrot was saner than this.

[calcified-panglin]

This main page needs a rebrand at one point or another... Still love and want to share all the funny lawyer content here, but I want to try and generalise this page more and move those posts to somewhere more focused.

Maybe when I put together a more original pfp & banner. We'll see. <3

[turnabovt]

TAG DUMP !

[pinkduck3016]

I’m on the last case of tgaa and honestly I don’t mind spoilers for most things, I certainly don’t expect people to keep twists from 5 years ago secret but this game… I really do wish I went in blind.

the moments that do surprise me are so great and wonderful and untangling everything is so very fun, I can see why spoilers are called that now

anyways susato should have gotten to do a dance of deduction with sholmes send tweet

[nyaagolor]

Thinking abt Ace Attorney Social media HCs

Phoenix: Technologically illiterate, doesn’t really know what social media is or how to use it and refuses to learn because the longer he keeps up the bit the funnier it gets

Edgeworth: Doesn’t particularly care for social media, but found out about tumblr through Maya and now has an anonymous Steel Samurai account. His tagging system is meticulous and he has all notifications turned off. He treats it like he does office work. He and Maya are mutuals. Doesn’t have a personal account to speak of

Maya: Runs a semi-popular canon url pink princess and steel samurai fan tumblr. Also has a personal Instagram that’s mostly her eating burgers

Pearl: Didn’t have social media for a long time because of Morgan, but Maya introduced her and she has a very inactive private Instagram. She’s also in charge of the Kurain Village socials, which are very neat and professional

Mia: Was technologically illiterate and died before the social media boom was completely inescapable so nada

Diego: Socials weren’t as big before he fell into a coma and afterwards he doesn’t care too much about his image so he has nothing. HOWEVER, Maya started a twitter called “dead philosopher wisdom” that’s just random Diegoisms. He’s doing NUMBERS on there but is unaware of it because he doesn’t use twitter

Franziska: Knows how social media works because she needs it for her job but doesn’t use it very often. Her account has like 2 posts on it and she mostly uses it to keep track of targets and online paper trails

Kay: Runs an instagram account called “Edgeworth where he shouldn’t be” that’s nothing but silly and embarrassing candids of Edgeworth. Oldbag won’t stop messaging her asking who she is and how she’s getting these pictures

Apollo: Has a twitter with two followers that he uses to retweet and comment on legal academia news. He’s super active on all the law forums and legal advice columns and unfortunately has definitely posted on r/AskALawyer on mutliple occasions. His real claim to fame, though, is the anonymous Instagram he runs for his cat Mikeko. It’s called “The Pawsecutor’s Office” and he dresses up Mikeko like all the prosecutors (Miles Edgepurrth, Clawvier Gavin, Franziska Von Catma, etc) for photoshoots and silly skits. It’s wildly popular and Apollo would die if he were revealed to be behind it

Klavier: Super popular across all platforms and loves being silly online. If Edgeworth saw all the thirst traps he was posting he would prolly have a heart attack

Kristoph: Has a very minimal personal account for professional reasons but his REAL online footprint is the dozens of alternate accounts he uses to cyberstalk people and send his brother hate mail

Athena: Perfectly normal social media user. Has personal accounts that she posts to occasionally with cute photos of what she’s doing. The only person using it correctly

Trucy: Insanely popular on socials for her magic act. Knows how to market herself online better than anyone. She has a smaller personal account where she occasionally posts silly things about the WAA

Blackquill: Ran an edgy anime Tumblr for years before his incarceration and was posting on AO3 a lot. He comes back after his release explaining the break between chapters of his latest fanfiction was due to him being put on death row for seven years and continues posting normally with no mention of his prison sentence ever again. When he finally posts another AMV it’s a joyous day indeed