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drawing Hawks and i get a kfc add, then a chick-fil-a one right afterwards
Sick
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vikingofficial · 2 years ago
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How can I find your pigeon Spotify playlist?
I can't find the original post about it but here's the link if you are interested
And this is the gif its based on
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jacocoon · 3 months ago
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I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 7 months ago
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shesmore-shoebill · 3 months ago
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
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zytes · 11 months ago
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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catchymemes · 5 months ago
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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happyheidi · 6 months ago
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𝑏𝑢𝑏𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠 <3
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plzu · 15 days ago
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tw body image issues under the cut. i am spiraling lol
man, i know i stopped seeing my therapist and have no interest in going back to her but i really regret how much i didn't tell her. all because i convinced myself that i'm taking care of it, or i'm deluding myself into how much something is actually impacting my mental health.
every few weeks, when i've fallen off my consistent work-out schedule, i cry about my body. and i hate it! i hate it! there's no amount of positive self-love and words of affirmations that's making my relationship with myself any better and at this point, i have to admit that i need help. i cannot keep myself from these bad thoughts and instead of asking for help when i could, i pretended everything was fine.
i spent years of my life, my entire childhood and all through high school, practicing self-love and body acceptance despite being """overweight""" for my age/height because i was terrified of hating myself. i was terrified of developing an eating disorder because i know they're bad. but now i'm older and heavier and i have regressed. all the work i put into myself out the window because i'm here having awful fucking thoughts about myself, thinking shit i never want to say out loud to my friends because i don't want them to worry about me or, worse, trigger them. and i never want to express hatred for my own body in front of my friends that are bigger than me because i never ever ever want them to think that that's how i see them, too. there is nothing disgusting about fat bodies!! i love fat bodies!!!! i just hate my fat body, i hate my failure to commit to a consistent routine, i hate my mother's disappointment and worry about my body.
and then when i work out, when i exercise, i tell myself that it's because i want to be fit. i want healthy joints. i want to be strong. and this is all true. the parts i don't say out loud is that i want to slim down. i want to be thinner. i want to be thinner because, fuck, dude, it looks easier. it looks so easy to have a slim body. it looks so easy to shop for a slim body. styling clothes look so easy.
i don't want to look at group pictures and see how fucking wide i look compared to everyone else, and then fucking worry that they're seeing me with the same disgust that i'm looking at myself with. because i was raised by a woman that made me believe that everyone is looking at me with the same judgemental eyes she is.
idk what the fuck a therapist could do to help me sort out these thoughts but i need help, and i failed to get myself that help, and now i fear i need it so bad. and i'm gonna have to wait until the new year to look for a new therapist.
i'm just tired of being a hypocrite. i'm tired of wishing i could hate myself enough to commit to an eating disorder. i don't WANT an eating disorder, it's fucking miserable! i did not watch friends and people i know go through it just so i can learn fucking nothing. i hate this. i'm tired.
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officialspec · 30 days ago
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my friends……........the crystal germs
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nekophy · 9 months ago
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AdamsApple? 👏
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valtsv · 11 months ago
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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
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tyrannosarahsrex8 · 1 month ago
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Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨
Bonus comic
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 2 months ago
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notherpuppet · 9 months ago
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I just love the idea of Lucifer having to deal with this fucking guy every time he wants to see Charlie
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