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drawing Hawks and i get a kfc add, then a chick-fil-a one right afterwards
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How can I find your pigeon Spotify playlist?
I can't find the original post about it but here's the link if you are interested
And this is the gif its based on
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I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy
#digital art#art#character art#artists on tumblr#artwork#my art#fanart#batman#illustration#joker#tumblr memes#funny memes#memes#humor#funny#lol#meme#im not calling you good boy#batjokes#batman x joker
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
#smosh#smosh pit#tntl#shayne topp#zac oyama#tommy bowe#try not to laugh#dropout#smosh tntl 149 for anyone looking for the full video! since this took off :)#okay this broke containment noticeably so some additional context for anyone wondering#guy in trench is zac oyama. extremely funny comedian. he's on a streaming service called dropout. I advise looking up 'Make Some Noise' on#yt and watching the full episodes/compilations available for free there#He is in a youtube video with Smosh cast in an improv format they do called 'Try Not To Laugh'. Smosh cast folks are also very funny- a good#proportion of them at this point are also prifessional comedians. There are other Try Not To Laugh videos. a LOT of them. they can be#hit or miss but a lot of them are quite good (blind pairs or the musical episodes are all pretty good)#Smosh has multiple channels- this one is called Smosh Pit ajd also has other stuff they do. Challenge Pit is also quite funny. there is also#smosh games channel. smosh cast channel. and the main smosh channel#tbh i recommend looking up compilations of cast members to figure out what content you might find compelling but they make a pretty broad#spread of stuff at this point so odds are decent youll find something funny. esp if you already watch dropout :)#ok infodump over. glad ppl are having fun with this lol
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time#misc#I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped#it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially#the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm#which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water#as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun#it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here#I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances#also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential#so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export#but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image
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#It's such a good stick my wife even agreed it was a good stick.#art#funny#meme#memes#lol#humor#haha#tiktok#artists on tumblr#dark academia#light academia
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers#they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy#but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure#respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys#I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years#anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period#i was always at my besties house lol#i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️
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𝑏𝑢𝑏𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠 <3
#gotta pop em all!#bubb less#lol#cottagecore#nature#life is good with bubbles#naturecore#bubbles#forest#forestcore
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tw body image issues under the cut. i am spiraling lol
man, i know i stopped seeing my therapist and have no interest in going back to her but i really regret how much i didn't tell her. all because i convinced myself that i'm taking care of it, or i'm deluding myself into how much something is actually impacting my mental health.
every few weeks, when i've fallen off my consistent work-out schedule, i cry about my body. and i hate it! i hate it! there's no amount of positive self-love and words of affirmations that's making my relationship with myself any better and at this point, i have to admit that i need help. i cannot keep myself from these bad thoughts and instead of asking for help when i could, i pretended everything was fine.
i spent years of my life, my entire childhood and all through high school, practicing self-love and body acceptance despite being """overweight""" for my age/height because i was terrified of hating myself. i was terrified of developing an eating disorder because i know they're bad. but now i'm older and heavier and i have regressed. all the work i put into myself out the window because i'm here having awful fucking thoughts about myself, thinking shit i never want to say out loud to my friends because i don't want them to worry about me or, worse, trigger them. and i never want to express hatred for my own body in front of my friends that are bigger than me because i never ever ever want them to think that that's how i see them, too. there is nothing disgusting about fat bodies!! i love fat bodies!!!! i just hate my fat body, i hate my failure to commit to a consistent routine, i hate my mother's disappointment and worry about my body.
and then when i work out, when i exercise, i tell myself that it's because i want to be fit. i want healthy joints. i want to be strong. and this is all true. the parts i don't say out loud is that i want to slim down. i want to be thinner. i want to be thinner because, fuck, dude, it looks easier. it looks so easy to have a slim body. it looks so easy to shop for a slim body. styling clothes look so easy.
i don't want to look at group pictures and see how fucking wide i look compared to everyone else, and then fucking worry that they're seeing me with the same disgust that i'm looking at myself with. because i was raised by a woman that made me believe that everyone is looking at me with the same judgemental eyes she is.
idk what the fuck a therapist could do to help me sort out these thoughts but i need help, and i failed to get myself that help, and now i fear i need it so bad. and i'm gonna have to wait until the new year to look for a new therapist.
i'm just tired of being a hypocrite. i'm tired of wishing i could hate myself enough to commit to an eating disorder. i don't WANT an eating disorder, it's fucking miserable! i did not watch friends and people i know go through it just so i can learn fucking nothing. i hate this. i'm tired.
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my friends……........the crystal germs
#rewatch was so good. i missed them with my life#my art#steven universe#su#su garnet#su amethyst#su pearl#steven quartz universe#soz the scale on the first pic is so whack i sketched them seperately lol
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AdamsApple? 👏
#im sure its proposed somewhere already but the shipname would be so good lmao#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#charlie morningstar#adam#angel dust cameo lol#THE FINALZ IS SO GOOD GUYS#my art#AdamsApple#hazbin hotel finale#Lucifer is babygirl omg he's my fave-#lucifer hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel
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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
#🐉#even around people who dont like swearing you can often get away with it. which is crazy if you think about it.#to be clear i think this is a good thing! fuck cultural christianity lol
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Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨
Bonus comic
#whoops!#they got manipulated into starting the apocalypse#everyone makes mistakes :)#Jon: your like 5 you have an excuse for this#Mable: fist of all I’m twelve second you literally got possessed#wait she’s thirteen#oh well#anyway#spoilers#lol#gravity falls#fanart#art#gravity falls spoilers#mable pines#tma podcast#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#the mangas archives spoilers#tma fanart#jonathan sims#tma Jon#whoops I accidentally started the apocalypse club#Have a good day#✨
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I just love the idea of Lucifer having to deal with this fucking guy every time he wants to see Charlie
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel fanart#protect charlie#charlie morningstar#lucifer morningstar#vaggie hazbin hotel#vaggie#chaggie#charlie hazbin hotel#so many tags lol#killing time til the finaleeee#lucifer hazbin hotel#radioapple#also hc that alastor is good at drawing because of the little drawings of Charlie’s found family during the dad number lol#also it’s so funny to me to think of alastor being better at drawing than vox#but Lucifer being better at drawing than alastor#my doods#appleradio
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