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so much laziness in creating banner ads photos with some ai software. they're so ugly to look at, just saying
#I've seen an ugly one last month in my town#it was a pic of ai people dressed up as waiters holding ai panettoni#is it so hard (or expensive) to go to a real bakery or pastry shop and talke a real photo of real artisanal handmade products?!#ask the pastry chef to show their best products? find someone real who can pose for a pic with real local food???#it's so embarrassing and lazy#LAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!#not to mention the fake ass events ads I've seen on facebook mostly#you can hire a photographer and a model or some random citizen and take a photo in the middle of a real square or next to a church etc#lame#you're not a professional that's it
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put that thing DOWN before you scar your eyes forever, stanford
#tfw that one shameful photoshoot you agreed to for quick cash comes back to bite you in the ass decades later#do NOT open that thing stanford…….#this’s like funny haha ford found an embarrassing thing stan did but also. it isn’t so funny haha is it#considered doing a part 2 where stan sees that ford saw it and erm i got lazy and haven’t drawn it yet#so that may or may not come up next#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#sea grunks#my art#rystiart#ermmmmm………#dunno whether this is a funny post or a depressing one that’s up to y’all
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john wick x f!reader
cw: cis female reader, slight dom/sub dynamics, soft dom!jw, sub!reader, unprotected p in v, creampie, squirting, praise kink. MINORS BEGONE!
word count: 1.4k
a/n: i am in a Mood™️ and was inspired to try and write a quick piece. also yes I am procrastinating everything because of animal crossing so this is also to try and get back into the swing of writing lol. enjoy!
Your cheek squished against the flat, cool surface of the rich mahogany desk. Sometime after settling down in John's private library with your usual dark fantasy romance and John following not long after to have a nosey at what you'd been reading, you'd ended up bent over the nearest desk with your skirt yanked up and bunched around your waist and your panties pulled to the side. Thick fingers dug into the soft flesh of your hips, keeping your willing body right where he needed it. You were doing your best to be quiet, as per his orders, but it was becoming increasingly difficult with each delicious inch he pushed inside you.
“John…” You whined, wiggling your hips under his iron hold in an attempt to coax his cock further inside you.
This only had John doubling his grip on you. The fingers that held your hips dug in further, hard enough to bruise and leave little crimson crescent moons in your skin. The pain didn't deter you though. It only had that unsatisfied ache pulsing within your centre flaring up tenfold.
“Shush, baby,” John's voice was low and gravelly and sent a thrill rushing down your spine. Really, it was almost pathetic how much of an effect just his voice had on you. “I told you to be quiet. You sure you can do that for me?”
He leaned over, pressing his muscled slab of a body against your back to nip at your earlobe. You bit your lip in an attempt to stifle a whimper of need, just barely succeeding, and nodded.
“Good girl.”
John’s stubble grazed you and his long, dark hair tickled your skin as he pressed a tender kiss to your cheek and the weight of him lifted off of you. Whether it was out of mercy or pity - or both - John pushed the full length of his cock inside you in one swift motion. It took everything you had to not cry out in pleasure and pain as his tip kissed your cervix, filling you completely.
He watched as you struggled to keep any noises from escaping, his gaze heavy enough that you could practically feel it pinning you down to the desk just as effectively as his meaty hands. Seeing you in such a state of utter need while also being desperate to obey had his length throbbing inside you.
John set an unbearably slow pace, slow enough that it had you practically crawling out of your own skin. You so desperately wanted - no, needed him to to just fuck you, but instead it seemed he was determined to make sure you felt every vein and every inch, right up to the ridge where his swollen pink head met his shaft.
“Mmm, that's it, thaaaat's it.”
All you could do was lay there and take it without protest, however he wanted to give it to you. Your hands white knuckled the edge of the desk in front of you, serving as your anchor as you fought tooth and nail to keep any sounds of pleasure trapped behind your teeth. You knew that disobedience would result in punishment and you didn't really feel like being punished and degraded right now.
Right now, you wanted to be showered with praise. You wanted to be adored.
“You're being such a good girl for me. You want more?” He asked, relinquishing the vice grip he had on your hips in favour of smoothing those large, rough palms over the meat of your ass.
You didn't get a chance to nod. John was already parting your cheeks and chuckling deeply at the sight of his shaft, half buried in your soaking cunt and glistening with your slick arousal while the rest of it slowly dripped down your thighs.
“Look how wet you are for me. Of course you want more; you've already soaked my cock.”
With one hand he gripped one of your cheeks, while the other snaked up your spine to tangle in your hair. He pulled on the strands, forcing you to lift your head up and prop your upper body up on your elbows and forearms as his hips finally, finally picked up the pace.
If you weren't struggling to stay quiet before, you sure as hell were now. John knew how you liked to be rocked, what the perfect angle was to hit that sweet spot inside you that made you see stars.
Tasting the tang of iron on your tongue you stopped biting your lip. You'd been so focused on keeping any noise at bay you hadn't even registered how hard your teeth were clamping down on the soft flesh while John pumped his huge cock in and out of you.
“You're doing so well for me baby, so well. Just a bit more and I'll - ngh - let you cum. I want to enjoy this sweet pussy a little longer.”
God, if his dick didn't push you over the edge then his words might just do it. Knowing that such a sweet, gentle man had the capacity to groan out words so filthy made that sick little part of you sing with glee.
The sounds of your rapid breaths mixed with his grunts of pleasure and skin slapping against skin bounced off the walls and echoed through the rows of bookcases filling John's library. Your legs began to shake as that familiar heat began coiling low in your abdomen. Sensing your building need, John let go of your hair and ass cheek to lean that glorious weight over you once again, propped up on one thick forearm while his other hand moved between your trembling legs to rub your neglected clit.
You keened into his heavenly touch and you couldn't stop a strangled little cry from escaping. You were quick to cut it off however, dropping your head to press your treacherous mouth into the inside of your elbow to muffle the noise.
“That's my girl. You've been so good, do you want to cum? You want to cum for me? You want to be loud?” John's voice was practically dripping with honey as he whispered in your ear.
All you could do was lift your head again, look at him over your shoulder and nod pathetically while you rocked your hips back against him, meeting his thrusts.
“Cum.” He ordered, slamming into you with his fingers working relentlessly on your clit beneath you. “Cum on my cock baby. Scream for me.”
That was all the encouragement you needed.
Your cries and sobs of pleasure drowned out anything else as you came, your pussy gushing over his length and thighs and the wooden floor beneath your feet while you rode out the waves of your orgasm. John wasn't too far behind, pressing his chest flush against your back to suck a dark bruise into the crook of your neck while he thrusted into you one, two, three more times, and then filled you with his seed with a loud, long groan.
Both of you stayed like that for a short while, catching your breath and begging to sober up from the lust-addled haze you were in just moments ago. Eventually, John lifted his weight from you and pulled out, letting his cum leak from your entrance. He took a few moments to run his hands up and down your back, soothing you as you came down from the high.
“You okay?” He asked, his voice returning to its usual deep, gentle lilt.
Somehow you managed to stand up and turn around to face him on your shaky legs. John was quick to wrap his arms around you to keep you steady. You were all too grateful, immediately leaning your weight against him and letting out a content sigh.
“Yeah. More than okay, I feel amazing.” You smiled up at him, cheeks rosy with happiness, and then nuzzled your face into his broad chest.
John chuckled, the baritone sound rumbling from within. “Good.” With a swift motion he scooped you up into his arms to carry you bridal style towards the door to the library. “Because I've not quite had my fill of you just yet.”
divider by @/strangergraphics
#john wick#john wick x reader#john wick x you#john wick smut#amazing what a bad day at work does for your libido. if only my actual fiance hadnt just bought space marines 2 lol#anyway. i am embarrassed so imma drop this and run. BYE#c: john wick.#w: drabble.#not fully proof read bc im tired and lazy
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remember when swk tried to take li jing and nezha to court for gross negligence in jttw? good times
#the lawsuit never progressed to the courtroom in jttw but i wanted to draw it anyway (idk how to draw a courtroom so this looks ugly)#i’m using the lmk designs for swk li jing and nezha because im too lazy to design outfits of my own#ik realistically they would not be in a courtroom they’d be in the jade emperor’s throne room but shhhhh#also the “reverse-adopted” part is true the demon (lady earth flow) took li jing and nezha in as family instead of the other way around#anyway full context is: tripitaka got kidnapped by lady earth flow#and swk found plaques in earth flow’s cave honoring li jing as her dad and nezha as her older brother#and swk’s like “OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER i dont have to catch the demon I CAN JUST GO THREATEN LI JING TO DO IT FOR ME”#so he filed a complaint to the jade emperor and the JE sent the gold star of venus to grab li jing and nezha#li jing’s like “???? i only have four children and they’re all accounted for wtf are you talking about”#and nezha’s like “wait i just remembered that one demon whose life we spared and she was so grateful she took us in as family”#and li jing’s like “i totally forgot oh FUCK swk can you please drop the lawsuit this is so embarrassing i’ll get the demon for you okay”#the actual chapter (ch 83) is much funnier GO READ IT#jttw#journey to the west#sun wukong#jttw fanart#xiyouji#lego monkie kid#lmk#digital art#lmk fanart#art#artists on tumblr#li jing#nezha#taibai jinxing#monkey king#lego monkie kid fanart#my art
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Part 1 Chapter 2 be like
#coloured doodle#digital art#fanart#crime and punishment#crime e castigo#raskolnikov#marmeladov#I'm posting a ton of CnP doodles now because these were all meant to be small doodles but spent a while really busy#so only now I've been able to get to the backburner#also this one was even older so Raskolnikov looks slightly different than I've been drawing him I think#also idk why I gave him a random neck tie thing back then idk I'm too lazy to erase it tho#I feel very embarrassed because I originally wrote the wrong part but some people already reblogged it so I shall kms promplty#Also I just casually swapped the image on the post because the speech bubble composition was bothering me#I love being able to edit posts on tumblr dot com <3
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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all i wanna do is untie all your knots, dissolve all your thoughts
#yttd#your turn to die#shin tsukimi#sou hiyori#midori yttd#kmgsn#kimi ga shine#kgs#shadowart#OKAY TAGS TIME#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST CHARACTER EVERRRRR#SO the caption is from cash cab cause originally i was thinking of staying up all night to make another video like i did last year#but then i realized im fucking lazy#and i just plain haven't drawn a regular drawing in a long while#so i was like well. maybe i should like. yknow. do that. LOL#uh wow my style really evolved since i last drew them i feel#well not midori because i drew him again very recently#but at least im finally happy with how i stylize his stupid fucking hair#i wanted to use a sort of odd colour palette to give this drawing a feverish quality#i found it very fun to work with#i feel that i have been using more interesting palettes a lot more lately#their poses were very fun for me to draw too#it's very interesting to think about how my style has progressed into exaggerated and excessive clothing folds#because before that i actively avoided drawing clothing folds#i dreaded it and it shows in my older art#i don't know what changed. i decided they were fun#i didn't do any particular studies but there is an artist that influenced the switch#but it'd be embarrassing to name them here LOL#overall my takeaway here from this piece is that im very happy#sorry that this has been some of my longest notes yet and thank you for reading
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Zzzzzzzz
#— the honored one#good night 😴#aomi will talk about lots of things tmrw#probably pregnancy#<- hopefully#i’ve had an idea since last week yet i haven’t yet written about it#satoru’s body hair maybe#your arguments as a couple too#him trying to feed his daughter baby food#or him coming home from work and how his kids bombard him immediately#maybe you and satoru being embarrassing parents and overbearing#domestic scenarios in general i guess#kidtoru taking interest in a servant’s daughter etc#SO MANY IDEAS#AND MORE IN MY DRAFTS#my brain will explode#today was a lazy day for me#i need to lock in
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saw this Friends scene and immediately thought of Shery from @shepherds-of-haven
#shepherds of haven#shery acquell#friends show#fanart#meme#art#mine art#ch: adore stillwater#fully believe shery's a full neck ears and face blusher#but realized i didn't have the energy needed for all the detail work#so all we get is lazy hair shading#anyway commander 'hasn't been rejected a day in her life' stillwater probably isn't the best person to tell#that you find someone attractive#she flirts with everyone; the concept of being embarrassed does not exist to her#also this is my first time drawing shery be nice
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saw a bunch of people on twitter redrawing this one photo and decided to hop on the trend train originally meant to be a shitpost and then i put too much effort into it.....
#ninjago#ninjago fanart#zane julien#zane my wife so gorgous#his robot exoskeleton is so fun to doodle and draw#also im quite embarrassed posting htis.... its a bit suggestive in a way......... idk maybe bc its zaneand he makes me nervous#got super lazy and didnt want to color so i just went grayscale#cameo to my old zane design!!#also was too lazy to go into details with his design but i kinda wish i did
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a rough rendering of my Grian design for @ty-bayonet-betteridge ’s Heavely Hermits au
#my art#grian#grian fanart#grianmc#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft grian#watcher grian#it's actually embarrassing how obvious it is I used a reference for his wings and not Pearl's lmao#I was feeling lazy with hers and didn't wanna find a bird with yellow wings that fit the vibe#so I improvised#heavenly hermits
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The same boy, btw
#I thought about coloring it but too lazy so take the sketches#ninjago fan art#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dr spoilers#jay walker#wtf is the timeline in dr for real#back into ninjago as an adult this is embarrassing ngl
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nothing more devastating than coming back to the tag of your fav and seeing the most recent post is still your own
#obey me#obey me shall we date#swd obey me#my art#obey me mephistopheles#obey me mephisto#this is as far as i’m taking this little doodle :3 so cutttessss#i want him carnally. biblically. romantically. in every way possible and especially the worst oens#ones*…. it’s so embarrassing making typos in the tags when ur too lazy to go back and retype it#fully aware it’s missing some details i just wanted this OUUUTTT because my adhd was starting to make me deteriorate and .#well let’s just say that if that happened this version would never see the light of day
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#yohaji#youkai gakkou no sensei hajimemashita#yohajifa#I accidentally wrote the wrong date on the pics on two multiple platforms#im so embarrassed#but im too lazy to change it so#abe haruaki#abe no seimei
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Damian my little guy *pats his hand like a silly old man* stay baby please
#harvey’s arts and stuff#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian robin#dc comics#batman comics#pixel art#be a silly seal#roblox#i didnt know what to do for this so he gets embarrassed blush#bc i wanted to draw his bros bothering him#but i was lazy
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I love how Richie lied about clowns being his greatest fear and pennywise did not clock it at all. he gaslit gatekept girlbossed his way out of that one
#until chapter 2 of course#if I was pennywise I would be so fucking embarrassed when I realized I fell for that#when fear monster is lazy af and comes up with the wrong fear#it 2017#it 2019
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