#it's so old aaaaaaaaah

[howi99]

Jaune is geinus rwbys reaction to the puppeteer being jaune

AAAAAAAAAH FINALLY! I CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION!

Team RWBY: *waiting at the door with both Marie and "Marie". Marie is knocking at the door like a maniac*

Weiss: So, will you explain us why you took your sister's name instead of your own? Do you have so bad of a name?

???: N-no! It's just... Golly it's hard to explain, ok?! When Father will be here, you'll understand.

Ruby: ... I was wondering why you never took out your cloak. You never showed your face either...

???: ... *Sigh* you'll understand soon enough.

The Puppeteer: *opening the door* Marie, calm down! I won't go faster even if you knock more.

Marie: *knock on his head because he wasn't ready to welcome her back at the second ahe arrived*

The Puppeteer: Ok, ok. Gee... *Looking at both team RWBY and his "daughter"* Ah, come on in, i made some tea for everyone.

Marie: *mischievous smile* "not the bad kind i hope?"

The Puppeteer: Of course not! *Opening the door wide* Enter, enter! I was waiting for you.

???: ...

The Puppeteer: That includes you, by the way.

__________

At the table, in the kitchen

Yang: So, who are you?

The Puppeteer: Hm? Me? Depends what you want to hear.

Blake: Your name. What is it?

The Puppeteer: Ah, but i go by many names. The Puppeteer, the man lost to time, the knight of the last maiden, or even-

???: Jaune, his name is Jaune.

Yang: Jaune!? That's impossible!

Blake: Yeah! Weiss told us you didn't feel!

Weiss: I only said i didn't see him fall! *Looking at him* What happened to you?

Ruby: ... Jaune, what happened to Penny?

WBY: *turning to Ruby* ?

The Puppeteer: ... *Sigh* Good job, P, you blew it out. I wanted to explain them what happened a lot less violently.

P: *removing her cloak, revealing her appearance, almost identical to the old Penny* I was unable to keep lying.

Weiss: Penny!? You meant to say that the person who's memory you have is-

P: My name is P, i'm sorry to have mislead you. But when i saw you, all of you, i couldn't bring myself to show you who i am supposed to be.

The Puppeteer: I created her using the blueprint Pietro gave to me before... Well, before everything went to hell.

Ruby: What about...

The Puppeteer: ... *Sigh* Come with me.. She's in my lab.

[pearlywritings]

I was listening  to some Ed sheeran songs and reading your diluc fics, and so the thought came to me

Getting old with diluc, his crimson hair turning grey, skin not that pristine and now full of wrinkles but he still looks at his wife like its the day of their wedding. Diluc being a grandpa, sneaking sweets and mora to the kids despite his children’s disapproval. Slowly dancing in the middle of the winery that is so quiet since his kids moved out, but still full of love, looking at pictures from the past and reliving those moments. Just old ppl in love is my weaknes you know?🥰

- Annon that’s been here for a good while but never wrote anything to you ❤️‍🩹

God, I am getting to it so late, I am so sorry!

BUT LET ME TELL YOU I LOVE THE IMAGE OF DILUC GETTING OLD WITH HIS WIFE. Like, old married couples in love??? is the sweetest thing???

I really vibe with the song "Through the years" by Kenny Rogers for Diluc and his beloved. I could absolutely see the two dance humming the melody - it's slow and sweet and full of affection. Relishing in the memories, proclaiming their love to each other in the softest ways possible, tenderest complimets cast both ways... I bet even old Diluc would lightly lift his woman up and twirl with her, loving her so young-sounding laughter and smile that hasn't been dimmed by the wrinkles she got with ages...

Aaaaaaaaah you unleashed my soft side, anon, what am I supposed to do now???

[smilingperformer]

Me: "Yaaaay it's Horizons anniversary soon!!"

Others: "It's been a year since Satoshi's journey ended"

I... I didn't even think about that |D

Guess I was that ready to just let him leave the story.

Considering that none of the original series staff stayed in the writing team, they were too.

Since it's soon been a year and we're reaching the end of act 2, I can confidently say this is like, my favourite Pokémon series. Alongside Sun & Moon. And both are favs for wholely different reasons, as in, love Sun & Moon for tackling mature topics and for having wonderful humor, alongside good world building and nice focus on family theme. While Horizons I love the story focus shift from normal, cast that is super enjoyable and a take on a found family type of group, new original villains that I've come to like a lot, etc etc.

I love how different both shows are. I love how both dare to try new things out in different way. Liko is one of THE most relatable characters to me, and I love the whole entire cast to bits. I even adore the Explorers, esp. Sango is slowly making a hole in my heart that wants me to call myself a fan of hers. Yes. She's been that enjoyable to me. Even Amethio's grown on me immensely, I like how his character works, and excited to see his role this upcoming ep.

At the start Roy felt a tad bit too alike to Satoshi, and at times I can see that similar type of "forget about a skill and then do the skill" writing from Satoshi era is thrown on him, but he's still mostly his own character. But that is probably why I'm more drawn to the likes of Liko, Dot, Friede, Amethio and Sango, because their fighting styles are so refreshing for me. I even like how Onyx and Sango pairing works, with Onyx fitting Sango's oni-speaking pattern (srsly wtf that must have been intended and now I want to know if dub has ANYTHING to match this speaking pattern with.)

There's been clear growth, clear character progression, much much slower team progress than whatever the fuck JN did (not jabbing at anyone who likes JN but I won't deny that I really hate how fucking fast most Pokémon evolved there. It seems Horizons knows not to rush things).

Act 1 suffered from pacing issue where stuff happens in one episode and then the next ep sort of shrugs it off and continues the plot in a really weird tone-shift, but I don't think act 2 had that, which I liked. But act 2 also had more fill-ins compared to the action-packed act 1. But imo, it was good to have a more slower, calming pace for a while. It helped build on the characters more, and show how the Rising Volt Tacklers exactly live like. Which makes the Brave Asagi breaking in recent episode ever so more heartbreaking aaaaaaaaah-

I'm also kinda glad I was wrong on the "only a one year long series", because so far I'm quite attached to the cast and definitely wouldn't have felt happy to see them go yet. So knowing that Horizons seems to follow the usual 3 year pace (maybe 2, maybe 4, who knows) makes me happy. And I totally look forward to act 3 that is definitely caused by the Brave Asagi needing long, long time for repairs.

So um yeh. This was a weird ramble lol. But like, love Horizons, don't exactly miss old show as I felt it told whatever it wanted to and had the danger of just, butchering characters further from what I enjoyed it for. Sometimes it's better to let go. Fanfics and fanarts will still exists for a long long time, I'm sure. But my enjoyment on Horizons has definitely caused me to not miss the old days at all. And I'm glad.

(Do I want Satoshi to return? Honestly? No. 26 years is long enough for me.)

[bitter-panacea]

If goulard + social media = chiitan, then what would *arty*'s internet presence be.

AAAAAAAAAH amazing question lmao listen im not sure what happened i guess i just couldnt help myself so here's some thoughts bout Gou and Arty if the world of twelve had social media

First off

Here's some info to give people an idea of why i say Goultard would be Chiitan (there is so much more and you should definitely do yourself a favor and check out its twitter account and youtube videos if you haven't already) :

Chiitan (a genderless "0 year old fairy baby" otter that wears a turtle as a hat) was the self proclaimed unofficial mascot and tourism ambassador of the city of Susaki. Susaki threatened to sue Chiitan after receiving many complaints about the controversial nature of its content (off-putting and violent) from people mistaking it for the official mascot and tourism ambassador (named Shinjo-kun).

In this, Gou self proclaims as the Ambassasor of Iop.

Both Arty and Goultard are very new to social media in general and don't really understand how it works. But Gou REALLY wants to have an internet presence and a cool reputation. He trusts Arty the most to help him with that, so Arty is Gou's community manager (at least he tries to be).

They both know the password and share the account. They both post on it, but Arty isn't in the pictures/videos (or rarely).

Arty's the one who takes the pictures and videos of Gou doing jackass stunts, getting hit in the head with exploding baseball bats, drinking gasoline, fleeing cops in a kart, getting arrested etc... Some are Arty's suggestions but Gou has elaborate bullshit ideas every 10 seconds anyway. Gou also posts stupid gym bro thirst traps and nonsense work-out tips. He has public beef with random people for the stupidest reasons and challenges them to real life fights.

Arty tries to stop Gou from getting into fights with people who leave mean comments. De-escalating conflict is obviously not his strong suit, he almost always immediately loses his patience and sends "kill yourself" to all of them instead.

Gou has definitely accidentally posted nudes on main (thought it was a dm) at least once.

They've had their account terminated so many times.

[looniecartooni]

How I think Zestial didn't get done in by Alastor

Alastor: Salutations, sinners! Tonight's broadcast will feature the screams of the overlord that thinks he can keep running away from me. Tune on in to hear the screams of Zestial Morde- Mwah Ha Ha Ha!!! Zestial: ... Alastor: Huh? Why... why aren't you screaming? Zestial: ... Alastor: Oh I see. Playing hard ball, are we? Well, this will sure get a wail out of you! AH Ha Ha Ha!!! Zestial: ... *summons tea and sips it* Alastor: Ha ha! It appears that this old man still has his sense of humor. I can respect that. Zestial:... *smiles and sips tea* Alastor: Well- its only a matter of time before he succumbs to the radio demon... Now scream, you old- Zestial: *flashes open his cape and hollers out a terrifying, high pitched shrill* Alastor: AAAAAAAAAH!!! Zestial: *quickly reverts back to his less scary form and finishes his tea* Alastor:... that... that didn't get recorded, did it? Ah sh**,it did. And we're still live- f***! Zestial: Would thou be interested in some lessons in instilling fear? I would be delighted to guide you through- Alastor: Enough! I'm going to get that scream out of you, by ripping your soul into tiny tethers and devouring it bit by bit until you beg for- Zestial: *shrills yet again* Alastor: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! Oh forget it- I give up... Zestial: Hmph *summons more tea and sips it* Alastor: Or so you think *attacks Zestial with full force* Zestial: *shrills* Alastor: AAAAAAH- oh for the love of -cut the feed!

[janumun]

Hello! I wanted to gush about your writing and the game for a minute! ☺️🤭

I just got into the LADS fandom at the beginning of this week and I am absolutely FERAL for all of them. I originally wanted to play the game awhile ago but my phone is old and I didn’t think to use my PC but hot DANG if the ticky-app didn’t pull me back in with SYLUS?! HELLO?! Your writing on him is absolutely DELICOUS! 😍 I adored your poly Misty Fic so much that I had to share it with my friend who is a Deepspace girlie too & I CANNOT stop re-reading it. We have been on discord simping and squealing over these men while I stream it. The game is so well done, I’ve yet to come across one done so well and your writing fits so good into the characters. Thank you for giving us the best fan fiction any, new & old, LADS fan can get! 😍

I will most definitely be sharing and be back! …aaannnddd maybe stalking my notifications for new posts 😝😅

Hey! Firstly, welcome to the fandom! 😍

We have angst-ridden super hot men and big tiddies to keep us company, enjoy your stay down here with us. We are all so unwell for these boys. 😂😂♥️

And YESSSS. Sylus has been a terrible bed bias wrecker 😮‍💨 I try to stay loyal to Rafayel, Sylus threads his fingers through mine and tugs me back. I try and think of Zayne and how big he is and Sylus is there, shoving that fine ass and big D energy into my face. I try and look at Caleb and Sylus is already there; infuriatingly smug grin and sultry red eyes tugging my proverbial collar his way. 😩😩

Also, AAAAAAAAAH you’re so kind, thank you for your lovely compliment and for making my day, I’m happy you enjoy my writing for the boys (and especially for Sylus 😉).

It’s been well over 8 years since I got into otome and joseimuke games and I agree with you whole-heartedly. LaDS has a unique charm to it and is immensely immersive, as compared to the rest of its predecessors. Pair that up with a riveting story and top tier angst and you’ve got yourself a brilliant game. Truly kudos to the devs for feeding us so well 👏🏽👏🏽 Absolutely feel free to come back and gush to me about these boys, please, I’m more than happy to scream with you 🥰🥴💜

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

WTF I WAS 10 WHEN SERBIA BECAME INDIPENDENT AAAAAAAAAH

I feel so old....

[sarcastivity]

A quick post about hsr renheng brainrot

I just finished the Honkai Star Rail world quest called "Poetic Genius Ingenious" and just found so many renheng parallels!!!!????

The quest itself is about a vidyadhara falling in love with the same long life woman in his every reincarnation. They were lovers in every life, but over the centuries the woman loses passion for her love and the vidyadhara can't understand it. He always ends up jealous of his previous incarnations.

What caught my attention however, is the little titbit that vidyadharas often keep a relic/keepsake often paired with their lover to find them again in the next reincarnation. And it's just!!!!!!

Dan Heng kept the bracer!!!! The bracer paired with Blade's!!! Does he know who has the other pair? Does he think it belongs with his old lover?

From the 1.2 trailblaze mission we can guess Dan Heng doesn't know what happened between him and Blade. We also know that Blade doesn't think he died. Aaaaaaaaah

[theclockistickingwrite]

I love the fox so much!!!! For his own snarky self, of course, but also because of what this means for Ame. Ame, who has has a reminder to be kind that she wrote for herself in her room since was seven years old, who has grown up to be kind, to put others first, to take care of people, Ame who I think sometimes needs reminding that she is more than kind, that she can take up space. She’s clever. She’s so clever ! And she’s mischievous, even if maybe she hasn’t gotten to be those things in a little while. But here’s the fox, who will remind her for the rest of their lives that she’s clever and wild and it’s okay to have fun. Yes, be kind, but also be other things, witch! AAAAAAAAAH

[nakasumi-sims]

Aaaaaaaaah I'm debating posting my story here again. What's been done so far is being reposted in a special channel on my discord. Currently, there is already almost two chapters out. If interested lmk.

Beyond Our Hearts: A story of finding love, acceptance, and finding yourself. 26 year old Oliver Devon-Harada is an office worker who has finally got his life on track after his life was thrown off course when he was outed as gay after his high school graduation. Unprompted, he receives a promotion to join the department run by the company's chief operating officer, Hiroshi Matsuda. Oliver must navigate his new position while finding love in an unexpected place and helping out his best friend, James, and his sister, Lydia, on their own journeys.

It is an 18+ mature story including explict scenes and topics such as homophobia, transphobia, gender dysphoria, brief alcohol/drug use, and brief violence. That being said, it is mainly a romance story between a gay cis man and a trans man, including a side plot about James and Lydia figuring out their places in life. If I do post, all the explict scenes are gonna be available on discord only (it's free, just gotta be 18+ and ask for the role to access it) And no it's not a story that's meant to be sfw because this whole thing was inspired by the fact I've seen way too many mangas saying trans people don't deserve love so I say screw that. Make them the main love interest! Basically, the whole thing is a test to see if the story and idea works/people like it before I spend time making it into a comic

[borathae]

AAAAH IT WENT IN BEFORE I EVN FINISHED

he dies all over again each time you tell him about your hook-ups. oh boi *hugs THEY BOTH ARE SOO LOYAL TO EACH OTHER BUT CANT SAY IT AAAAAAAAAH

One wrong step from you and he might actually confess how he really feels. PLEASE DO FOR THE READERS SAKE

NAUUR THE DOOR IS CLOSED AAAH IM GONNA WALK AND COME BACK

grocery shopping together.... babes i have news for u, u guys have not only have skipped the confession BUT ASLO THE DATING STAGE U GUYS ARE FUCKING MARRIED NOW

kook is out there creating a multiverse all on his own with his dreams 😭😭😭😭 he agrees in a cool voice even if he wants to squeal DONT REMIND ME OF THIS I-

“Bye.” He says. SAY A BYE BYE BACK AT LEAST U DRY ASS BREADSTICK

Jungkook drops back into the pillow and lets out a yelp of celebration, following it up with excessive kicking and punching of the air as well as  squeaky giggles. park hyunsik gif vibes 😆 omg this got that blanket kick vibes too

If there were no consequences for your actions, you would tell him how you really feel even their thoughts are matching, soulmates on a different level

He saw you! He is waving at you!  im gonna cry at this cuz this is soo stupid and cute and maddening

HOW GAVE U RIGHTS TO UNLOCK MY OLD MEMORIES

i just know that black rice just died from all that tension STOP APOLOGIZING IM GONNA DUCT TAPE THEM TOGETHER u cant even lock them in a room together cuz these bafoons wont confess, they will sit soo close and with distance at the time

NOT THAT CONFESSION LISTEN SHE WONT GET IT CUZ U KNOW WHY??? CUTIE PIE SIBI WANTS US READERS TO GO ON A ROLLERCOASTER SO KOOKSTER PLEASE DONT NOT HER BOI I-

YES MY MAN GO WIN HER OVER when she is already yours... please don’t talk in riddles.” TELL HIM SIS

SUHO GO DIE IN A DITCH WHY DO U HAVE TO APPEAR GO GAVE AWAY IM GONNA JUMP IN WITH A FLAMETHROWER RIGHT NOW ISTG AAAAAAAH

ok suho, u might be an asshole but thank you U ARE CUPID IN HUMAN FORM, also suho do me a favor shoot an arrow at me thanks DUDE THATS CREEPY...... even the asshole saw through both of them i cant- 😭😭😭🤡

what was that fight?? Fall over you idiot” I CANT I- THIS IS SOO FUNNY Jungkook takes a small step back look at him being a polite boi 🤣

BREAK UP?? BOI WTF FINALLY THE CATS OUT THE BAG HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD *calls all gods

grocery shopping together.... babes i have news for u, u guys have not only have skipped the confession BUT ASLO THE DATING STAGE U GUYS ARE FUCKING MARRIED NOW

NO BUT WHY IS GROCERY SHOPPING TOGETHER SO ROMANTIC??? like I would literally die if I did that with him <3

“Bye.” He says. SAY A BYE BYE BACK AT LEAST U DRY ASS BREADSTICK

BAHHAHAH HELP THIS IS SO TRUE fjadf boy acted nonchalant too hard and sounded like a breadstick bahah

Jungkook drops back into the pillow and lets out a yelp of celebration, following it up with excessive kicking and punching of the air as well as  squeaky giggles. park hyunsik gif vibes 😆 omg this got that blanket kick vibes too

THIS WAS MY INSPO THANK YOU FOR GETTING MY MENTAL IMAGE RIGHT!!!

If there were no consequences for your actions, you would tell him how you really feel even their thoughts are matching, soulmates on a different level

I LOVE WHEN SOULMATES

He saw you! He is waving at you!  im gonna cry at this cuz this is soo stupid and cute and maddening

it is!!! hiihihiih <3

FJADJSFJ you losing your mind over them being too blind to see each other's feelings LISTEN!!! slow burn + idiots in love is so the superior romance combo I sAID WHAT I SAID!!!

[choiceswithmika]

Have Mika and Zig done something special on Valentine's Day?

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(AAAAAAAAAH, we have the same MCs. She is so pretty. I didn't romanced Zig, I chose Chris. Just saying. But so cool. Mika and Zig look cute. Sorry for letting my excitement out. Love to see players post about old Choices books 🥹🥹😘)

Awah thank you muchhh!! I love the Freshman Series so much ♡♡. Zig is totally my husband and baby :3 but yes! Me and Zig did something on Valentine's 💕💕. We had a review look of Hartfeld before going on a date and movie story ♡ your support on my account means a lot! I love to get to know you more! @ladylamrian

[dem-obscure-imagines]

Oh my god, I dont even know how to put into words what I'm feeling right now. The arc of the story over every volume, the amazing group dynamic between all of the characters,but especially poe and the princess. I loved the little changes and tweaks you made to the overall story, and I think it lends itself well to emphasizing the difference having an active jedi made.

The cute little video montage bb played at the end. I want to cry. Finn and Poe arguments about each of them insisting they knew something! Leia! Alive! And well! The rings! The new jedi! Ahhhhh!!

Also, I can just imagine Kes' reaction when poe brings home a fifty-year-old winged jedi princess that he's engaged to. And one Kes knows, no less. Poor man is gonna keel over from the shock.

Thank you for this masterpiece 💛💛 it was brilliant. Such a good read.

AAAAAAAAAH thank youuuuuuuu!!!!! I’m so glad you liked it!! I had so much fun trying to wrap my head around the changes and how they should come about. Finn as a Jedi makes so much sense to me and it makes me sad every day that we haven’t seen it yet, but maybe someday. Him with Luke’s green saber feels so right 😭😭

And omg yeah I can’t even imagine Kes’ reaction to all of it 💀 bonus epilogue perhaps?

Thank you so much for your support, bestie 💛💛 I’m very, very glad you enjoyed it.

[pregnancykink]

SUP BUD!! for wincest wednesday: do you think there are any kinks that deanna would have and share with sam that dean wouldn't, and if so, what?

Aaaaaaaaah tailor-made ask for me thank you!!!!

I think I mostly view Dean/na having the same kinks no matter the gender, but it’s more of a case of whether or not there’s shame involved. Whereas I think Dean might feel ashamed about his panty kink, especially since he tries so hard to adhere to those masculine gender roles, there is nothing holding Deanna back from outwardly sharing her lingerie kink with Sam. Who would extremely be down to indulge her. I think Sam would find his sister just as hot in like, a sports bra and old cotton bikini-style undies as he would in some (stolen) Victoria’s Secret or something (can’t see either of them considering stealing something designer, but Deanna’s tiddies in one of them VS bombshell bras? Ok Sam is a red-blooded bisexual male and he’s WEAK!) 👌🏼👌🏼

Same goes for breeding kink. Cis or trans man Dean? You’re only gonna get “knock me up” out of his mouth if he’s really undone. But Deanna is like hell yea Sam put a fuckin’ baby in me!

[bugz4evr]

Aaaaaaaaah fuck fuckfuck my sweet old man ratty Klaus died

He was acting so weird this morning I knew it was gonna happen

:(

[sebsxphia]

Seb!!! Hi <3 said I’d be back in your inbox soon with some Joel thots, so here I am! ☺️ I apologize in advance for how long this got, this one really got away from me haha 😬🫶🏼

SO, since we were discussing Joel having an innocence kink and I CANNOT for the life of me stop thinking about it, I propose:

Dad’s best friend Jackson era Joel 👀👀

Your family has been settled in Jackson for a couple of years now and your life there is happy, safe, if not a little mundane… until Joel Miller moves into town with his daughter, Ellie. And you don’t know what it is, but there’s just something about him — maybe his gruff exterior, his broad shoulders in those flannels, the messy curls, his graying beard, maybe his intense, dark eyes or that deep southern drawl — that just draws you to him instantly.

And it’s just your luck that once he and Ellie had settled in, Joel became fast friends with your father. Your parents inviting them over for dinners, Joel offering to come over and fix things up in your house, sitting outside on your porch and playing his guitar with your dad.

You’ve never really been with anyone, never felt this way for anyone—there was never much time to think about things like crushes or relationships when most of your life thus far had been spent trying to survive the apocalypse. But the moment you meet Joel, that all changes. You can’t deny your attraction to him; can’t help the way your heart rate picks up, skin heating up any time he’s near, a flush building up on your cheeks whenever he speaks to you. You can hardly look him in the eye without stumbling over your words and try as might to hide it, you know he must know.

You think there’s no way Joel would ever reciprocate your feelings, that he probably just sees you as a silly little girl with a crush… But, you couldn’t be more wrong. Because, little did you know, the second Joel saw you he was just as hooked.

Joel definitely goes out of his way to see you, dropping by your family’s house for a beer, or to check out your dad’s CD collection he’d told him all about, to fix the broken door handle in your room that your mom had mentioned one night. Stopping by the town’s greenhouse when he finds out from Ellie that you spend a lot of time there gardening, under the guise of wanting to do something nice and pick out some flowers for her. All in the hopes of getting just a glimpse of you.

He knows it’s wrong, that he shouldn’t be feeling this way about someone so young, his new friend’s daughter nonetheless. You’re in your 20s and he’s an old man, but he can’t help but be captivated by you. Your sweetness, your kind smile, your pretty eyes that dart away from his at any given chance, your plush, pouty lips that he just wants to bite into. The way his name sounds so sweet the rare times it comes from your lips (and how much he’d love to hear you say it all breathy and desperate for him). The pretty little sundress you wear whenever your parents invite him over for dinner that leaves his jeans feeling a little too tight :) And he looooves the way your cheeks blush, relishes in how flustered you get any time he walks into a room. You’re just so sweet, and innocent, and Joel can’t help but fantasize about all the things he’d love to do to you. The ways he’d like to touch you—wondering if hoping he’d be the first, all the ways in which he’d like to corrupt you. Joel just wants to devour you.

Aaaah I’m sorry again, this turned into a novel 😭 you know I can’t control myself when it comes to the Joel thots, but I hope you enjoy it hehe !!! ilysm Seb 🥰 and I’m sending you the biggest forehead smooch and so many hugs!! 🥹💜💕💜💕💜💕 - @sugarcoated-lame 💕

KRICKET! THE MOMENT I READ THIS I LOST MY GOD DAMN MIND, THIS IS SUCH A THOT! 😵‍💫

god! all of this is so incredibly real and i just love love love it all, aaaaaaaaah! it’s the beginnings and emergence of joel’s innocence kink tee hee 🤭

but can you imagine when it first starts to divulge? both of you know that this is so wrong, being your dad’s older friend, but his touch is electric to you. you sheepishly admit that you haven’t had much experience in your life time, with the outbreak and all, and joel is practically salivating at the thought.

he gets to the be the guy that teaches you these things? he gets to be the guy that gets to be your first for some things? he’s staving off his orgasm the moment your hand ghosts his tight jeans.

he teaches you how to deepthroat, how to ride cock, what it feels like to be eaten out, how to squirt, but don’t even get me started on when you first see his erect cock.

your eyes go wide and you swallow thickly. joel doesn’t fail to notice your panicked expression. “y’ okay, darlin’?”

“its just… the other two guys i’ve had… they weren’t, uh, as big? as you are?”

you watch how his cock twitches at your words. joel is having to hold back his smirk, knowing that he’s going to be the first to properly stretch out your tight cunt.

“oh, baby. i know, i know. don’t worry, ‘m gonna take it so slow with you. this old man won’t hurt you, i promise, sweetheart.”

the money i would pay to be joel’s pretty, innocent thing who he wants to ruin with his cock 🥺

please, never, ever apologise my love! i absolutely adored this and i adore you even more! ilysm kricket my love and i’m sending you so many forehead smooches and hugs, mwah! 🥹🥰💗💕🫶🏼