My favorite Tenth Walker GiMe of all time: Olga, from the fantastic Blood Curdling Sight Seeing in the Middle Earth by queefqueen (and it’s hilarious/heartwarming sequel/alternate ending)
sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me