#its never serious

[dittolicous]

A concept: Jackie is the one who talks about how they never go outside, and Akari just hearing about how they have lived in these subway tunnels, and stares at Ingo/Emmet. Who INSIST they don't lock them in the tunnels.

(There is at least one time they probably Accidentally did,for all of 3 minutes, and Jackie never complained. But yes they would absolutely give their workers a living wage they are good people.)

AGFULFULFUFFLUFGIP

Jackie accidentally convincing Dawn the Ingo and Emmet are Bad Bosses is hilarious. No one's ever believed him because yeah no that just Jackie. All regular commuters know they're good bosses so even if Jackie's whole thing confuses the hell out of them, they just shrug and go on with their day. That's Nimbasa, baby!!!!!

But Dawn is just like. Betrayal! Uncles ENSLAVE JACKIE!? Oh, jail! Jail for 1000 years for Uncles!!!

Meanwhile said Agent is in the background on the ground in stitches from laughing so hard at this tiny child shaming the Big Bosses. Best thing he's seen all year!

And yes, god. They did ONE TIME lock Jackie in, but the kicker is that it was done BEFORE they became the Subway Masters. They were still just regular coworkers in a not so perfect subway station. Jackie's so quiet and the boys were so focused... Well, it was bound to happen!!!

I can't decide if it's funnier for it to have only been three minutes before they go "OH FUCK, JACKIE!!!" and rush back, or if he does actually get locked in an area overnight and they're now going to their graves with that on their conscience. He finds it utterly hilarious and doesn't hold it against them in the slightest, but does jokingly bring it up whenever it might get him an upper hand (in a friend way, not in a serious, blackmail way).

Jackie: Hey, Boss, have you had the chance to look over my vacation request?

Emmet: I am Emmet. I have but I am not sure if we can spare you-

Jackie: Hey remember that time I got locked in Tunnel B overnight? Gooooood times.

Emmet: Vacation request accepted. Get out of my office.

[echo-s-land]

i wonder what my ancestors think of me not having a ounce of hate for germans or english people

[suntails]

toot toot!

[bitchthefuck1]

At the end of the day, they're still just little kids making noise outside his office.

[crowsgrudge]

kayne: what kind of great old one calls himself fucking john

john:

[rockingtheorange]

TayNick soulmating

(Clip from @/jfuentes on ig)

[cynicallyneutral]

😘😘😘😘😘

[lunar-years]

'I personally don't like this ship because I prefer this other ship' = a normal attitude to have/thing to say on your own blog/account/spaces

'I prefer this other ship so I must prove that it is MORALLY SUPERIOR to your ship and also the ONE CORRECT SHIP and you all are therefore WRONG and also STUPID for shipping that other thing, which I will now be reminding you of constantly. Also, as evidence for why I am right I will be slandering and mischaracterizing all of your favs <3' = please work on yourself

[wyrmswears]

i finished aai2 (one of these is not like the others)

[kingofattolia]

Quinlan and Aayla are the original Anakin and Ahsoka. Quinlan being Obi-Wan's age, and Aayla being seven years older than Anakin, Quinlan is only NINE years older than her. Legends Wookieepedia says he took her as his padawan when she was 10, which is patently ridiculous. Even if we age her up to a more new-canon-consistent age, that still gives us 23yo Quinlan and his 14yo padawan. Disaster duo. Terrifying gremlin pair.

[svtskneecaps]

ok among my favorite parts of qsmp is the fact that charlie slimecicle can only hold the act of being mad at mariana when mariana isn't in the room. like he successfully rp'd being mad at his deadbeat puta esposa for months while mariana wasn't logging on, like he complained about mariana at the wedding, during the election, in subsequent appearances, and then he's messaging mariana in the chat during purgatory and he's still holding it

and then they're both at spawn like as close to face to face as they get. and bro CANNOT hold the act it drops so fast lmfao he was like "yea cellbit i'm gonna kill mariana" and instead they have a genuinely heartfelt conversation and then rp sexo in the fountain

and i know i'm brainrotting purgatory rn but i'm actually thinking about this bc i saw a clip of mariana and slime talking during the awards show and literally. slime's face goes from 😡🤬 MARIANA'S HERE, SAY SOMETHING PUTA ESPOSA to 😄😁 the second mariana shows up on the screen

like he's still pretending to be mad but dude is grinning like absolute crazy and i love that

[officialspec]

you look really cool 🐾

TYYY heres a pic of me now for posterity

[suntails]

💙 best friends 💛

[bunny-heels]

okay so actually i'm gonna be real there was no valid reason to be upset at RTVS and this just shows that a lot of you people can't handle when things don't go your way and don't actually like RTVS as humans who make stuff for fun, you just like consuming content like a cocomelon ipad baby. so if hl2vrai comes out and you guys end up not liking it, don't come crying to them.

[sonknuxadow]

this is probably an unpopular opinion with the amount of "everyone is married with kids" type future aus people make for sonic characters but i cannot see sonic getting married or having a kid ever. if he did somehow end up with a kid hed be the worlds first transmasc absent father or however the joke goes

[orphyd]

Genuinely I love him sm...