#its so stupid and funny to me

[stiffyck]

Convex au where cub is a crazy scientist and scar is his insane best friend who goes along with whatever cub comes up with. Hes like a willing test subject for cub.

Cub comes to scar asking if he'd let him hammer in a few nails in his spine and scar is immediately on board.

Absolutely no regard for safety. Both of them are insane.

[fungerisms]

O'saa doodle page cuz ive been playing as him and having him on my party a lot and hes just the coolest

[deliriousbean]

"And it is this moment of not just release, but relief."

- Oliver Stark

HAPPY ONE WEEK OF CANON BI BUCK!!!

[estrellium]

This tiktok was so incredibly aster core I had to redraw it

[cryptidwithacopiccollection]

Franziska showing off her physical prowess feat. her very willing assistant (girlfriend) Maya

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

One-sided radiostatic is exponentially funnier if its actually Alastor who's unrequited. Like, Al fully thought he and Vox had a QPR-poly situation where Vox can go out and fuck other people(because its not like Alastor is going to)but at the end of the day Vox still comes home to him. And then Vox started dating Val and that felt like an emotional betrayal but when he tried to confront Vox on his cheating, Vox was just like "Why are you so fucking jealous?? You're acting like we're dating and I got a mistress. You're my boss who I talk to once every few weeks, why do you care about my personal life so much?" And Alastor does that thing people do when they get embarrassed about misunderstanding a situation and goes "HAHA UR SO RIGHT!!!! WE'RE NOT DATING THAT'D BE CRAZY" and then immediately kicked him out and went crying to Rosie

[dhmis-autism]

fav thing about that fight is that duck and yellow are very focused on each other during it (throwing blows, almost all ducks lines are just insulting him,ect)

red is just in the bg of that having a COMPLETELY different convo with. himself. its so fucking funnnyyy

[cupiidzbow]

literally I think we should all go back to shipping w an.imal cros.sing characters again there’s literally so many villagers and special npcs to choose from the choices are limitless we can all live in harmony

[jondoe279]

atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again

[saturnisscreaming]

My favorite bit right now is to say "just like real life" in response to things that absolutely do not apply to real life

[graveyard-society]

hi chat guess who's back

[bitegore]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY IDIOTS. I, STARSCREAM, WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW I PERSONALLY SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER HOW WEIRD YOUR STUPID RELATIONSHIPS ARE

[llewhn]

what if murdertooth was irl?!

[wiggly-round-worm]

I’ll be honest i HATE the way the QSMP fanbase is treating Gegg and Tallulah. Like Gegg literally just appears, bro hasn’t done a single thing and people start talking about how they want him to die 😭 ?? And Tallulah starts feeling insecure trough no fault of Gegg and the Gegg tag just EXPLODES with hate. I’m a big petty baby and i don’t like seeing /neg in the tags bro. It just kinda feels like tallulahs the golden child who can do no wrong and Geggs the scapegoat who’s blamed for everything, and i feel like people are already taking it too far

[moeblob]

Me, too, Blade. Me. Too.

(I am taking donations to buy a gigantic $250 stuffed cheeseburger. It's giant. I want it. I will never obtain it. I saw it in a shop window and..... wow. Big.)

[knific]

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