#its so dumb

[zennyzach]

I'm 99% sure this has been done before but I couldn't resist

original

[saturnisscreaming]

My favorite bit right now is to say "just like real life" in response to things that absolutely do not apply to real life

[yamsgarden]

remember that otp karaoke flirting stupid idea that woke me up at 3 am the other day?

yeahhh

ehhh

gonna try to finish it for saint-valentine... can't promise it tho T0T but i'll try!

[sealinne]

DJ Carl...

[gregorybacon]

headcanon that gregory is one of those types of people with the worst phrases ever properly even says "ok, no more mr. nice guy" one time

[critdeeznuts]

so goddamn funny to me that everyone is drawing angsty art and writing abt how upset they are that a boy named HERMIE THE UNWORTHY pulled a scam over his WILL THEY/WONT THEY PARTNER NORMAL OAK to get into the GOOFS REALM

[adarku]

resident evil is all about finding ammo in the craziest places and not being able to go through bushes

[aproposproposal]

I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN UKRAINIAN YOU JERK

[vaggietheangel]

Husk after Alastor stole all his soul contracts including his own:

[yaksha-lover]

[mossed-rocks]

Can you tell who my favorite is 💀

[ferretwhomst]

ZIV BLF HVVRMT GSRH HSRG, YROO?

[drunkin-kong-donic]

Hey, I just gotta say...

It's ok if you ship Vecpio. Really. Everyone knows I do. I don't try to hide it.

From what I've seen, new fans automatically ship them until some 'anti' pops up with the tell tale 'espio is 16 and vector is 20.' bullshit. BUT GUESS WHAT.... Espio isn't actually 16, and Vector isn't actually 20. I can tell you right now, no Vecpio fan ships them at those ages or ever have. Everyone can agree that's MESSED UP. Same with a 20 year old raising a 16 year old as their own kid. They're peers. Can't everyone at least agree on that? Platonically or not. (listen, we can all go on for ages about the characterization of each of these characters, but I digress. I'm trying to keep this short) For as long as those two existed, they were never written as their listed ages, which is why recently, Sega officially got rid of those ages and removed them from Sonic Channel. (remember, the wiki's are fan run) Espio and Vector have always been on equal grounds in the Chaotix, and just because Vector is the leader, doesn't mean Espio's any lower in status. With their personalities, its just why they click so well. Vector is naturally a leader, and Espio's a natural follower given his ninja background. Throw a rambunctious bee in the mix for them to take care of and you got a perfect found family. What's to hate? (again, platonic or the two of them as Charmy's guardians) People in fandoms NEED to stop letting other's force their headcanons onto others And if you don't ship Vecpio, that's fine too. Block it, mute it! Just like any other pairing you're not into. But don't go around to OTHER people and tell them what they can and can't do. And call them 'proship' like its a bad thing or say they're liking a pedo ship with no basis besides the intention to scare them onto your side with that word. (also plz look up the actual definition of proship i beg u) Trust me, I'm old enough to know that as soon as you stop caring about what other people think, life'll be so much easier on ya and you'll have a lot more fun in a fandom. I promise. UNTIL THEN....

IT'S OK to ship Vecpio and not feel bad about it. Don't let other people bully you away from having fun about a harmless pairing in a fandom. Everyone can stay in their own lane and live their lives peachy keen like. SssssEEYA!

[matchingbatbites]

Does your brain ever give you an idea for something and you just have to literally stop whatever you're doing and think "where the fuck did that come from?"

Anyway, King Steve, ruler of the Pop Troll kingdom, always loves going to the yearly leaders summit because that's when he gets to see his friends, the rulers of the other Troll Kingdoms. He isn't expecting to fall head over heels when he meets the newly crowned ruler of the Rock Trolls, King Eddie.

[mag171]

my one and only skill with any tiny bit of use is being able to identify eyeshadow palettes in less than a few seconds in blurry images. the belle delphine finnster image had the nyx rainbow ultimate pride collection 16 colour set in the upper left.

[leafwateraddict]

I think my favorite undertale joke is sans dying from the dumbest shit.

Its kinda overused but it literally never fails to make me laugh.