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My favorite bit right now is to say "just like real life" in response to things that absolutely do not apply to real life

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Hello friend can you put your skin back on please? I know it's uncomfortable but it's widely regarded as impolite to remove it

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Can you feel the worms under your skin? They're there I promise

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Realistically how long do you think it would take you to realize you were in a time loop?

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Beware of the creature with 10,000 eyes. It's in your vicinity

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I love seeing the "caution event ahead" sign while I'm driving on the country roads back to school

Really enhances the vibe

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It's been days since I've seen anyone. It's never silent. The world shrieks loud enough to make your ears bleed if you aren't careful. They never should have done that. They never should have done that. They never should have done that. They never should have done that.

There is no solution.

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Sometimes I wonder if vampires and zombies could be the same creature. Hear me out if a vampire is dead, they can't heal which means if they get any wounds they stay. What if zombies are just vampires further along in the process of rotting

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Whenever I get surveys that ask what brands I've heard of I always lie and say I haven't heard of any of them just to screw with their data collection

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The bit of 2024 is gaslighting my sister into thinking she has rabies

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Sometimes I forget to turn my fan on before going to bed and then I just lay there wondering why my skin is crawling before I realize oh it's the silence

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I had a dream the other night where I was in a forest that was all black and white with spooky creatures with blank white eyes

I ended up in a colorful castle and meeting death. She was cool

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I have started learning to knit. Watch out worms

People who knit

Morals aside if you had a very very long worm that could feel no pain could/would you knit something with it

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Fun fact I used to laugh in my sleep and sleep with one eye open

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I was watching a horror movie and the door didn't have a peephole (so they had to open the door to see the danger) and it filled me with such unfathomable rage that I couldn't even be scared

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Guess who just rearranged your bones?

(it was me)

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In honor of Halloween I have removed all my flesh :)