#jacques bon

[fidjiefidjie]

Bon Matin💙🌵😉🌵💙

Thomas Dutronc, Jacques Dutronc 🎶 Les cactus

[thebusylilbee]

imo the last couple of years of french cinema have been showing a great sign of improvement. I feel like the french film industry is finally renewing itself properly now, we're getting high quality movies on the regular that actually bother to :

center women (Celine Sciamma, Julia Ducourneau, Justine Triet, etc.),

center lgbt people (Sciamma again obviously, Robin Campillo, etc.)

be about regular - often non-parisian - folks (Thomas Cailley, Thomas Lilti, etc.),

or just be good fucking entertainment in general (Alexis Michalik, Xavier Giannoli)

and it's very nice to have that nowadays instead of what seemed like the only two fucking options in the late 2000's/early 2010's aka : parisian bourgeoisie comedies that are often very racist OR fucking New French Extremism. it's a nice change.

[lovestryke]

4.21.23

[girafeduvexin]

Jean-Jacques "je n'aime pas écrire des chansons d'amour" Goldman :

[professeur-stump]

C'est pour leur apprendre

2325. la bible, - - - (- - -, (Frédéric Boyer), la bible (nouvelle traduction)) (Bayard, Médiaspaul, 2001, 2005)

⌘　Wiki

[rabbitcruiser]

Jacques Cartier discovered the area where Montreal is now located on October 2, 1535.

[godwantsit]

[mote-historie]

Art deco fashion illustration by Jacques MAGNIN (Georges DOEUILLET).

La Matinée de printemps. Costumes tailleur de Doucet (La Gazette du Bon ton, 1914 n°4). 

For sale: Edition Originale

[dadaisme]

Quand Chirac vient me voir, il monte avec ses idées et il redescend avec les miennes.

[persolaise]

Moschino Toy 2 Pearl, Penhaligon's Ominscient Mr Thompson, Bulgari Pour Homme edp and other reviews - 2024

A pearly teddy bear, a quiet elephant... and a whole load of filth in a barnyard -- my thoughts on new releases from Penhaligon's, Moschino, Bulgari, Side Story and others.

Elephants, teddy bears and a virtual barnyard of lascivious beasts featured in a recent episode of Love At First Scent, where I reviewed new releases from Bulgari, Penhaligon’s and Moschino, as well as a UK-based brand called Side Story. Here’s a link to the video, followed by further thoughts on some of the fragrances: Penhaligon’s The Omniscient Mr Thompson, Moschino Toy 2 Pearl, Side Story…

[fidjiefidjie]

Bon Matin 💙 📖📒 💼

Jacques Brel 🎶 Rosa

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Marc Bird is a Hebden Bridge-based alternative folk singer songwriter who has graced our pages a few times now, culminating in an interview with Jane earlier this month. Ever prolific, he’s back already, this time with track and video Avatar. (more…)

[armagnac-army]

I DEMAND YOU CREATE ANOTHER POLL !! And do not call it a “pity poll” unless you want your house flooded with my vikings

-Bernadotte

MARSHALATE PITY BALLOT

VOTE FOR ONE OF THE LESS POPULAR LES GRANDE CHAPEAUX!!! SOMEHOW BERTHIER THE NERD WON THE FIRST POLLE WITH ME IN SECOND PLACE SO LETS DO THIS SHIT AGAIN

IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW WHO WE ARE WE HAVE A "OUIKIPEDIA PAGE" ALL ABOUT US AND OUR BIG HATS BUT LONG STORY SHORT WERE NAPOLEONS TOP COMMANDERS WHO FUCK SHIT UP FOR HIM

SO ONCE AGAIN VOTE FOR WHOEEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT WHETHER THATS THE BEST OR THE SEXIEST OR THE MOST PATHETIC

YOU CAN EVEN STUFF THE BALLOTS IF YOU WANT THE EMPEROR DID IT SO WHY NOT YOU

This is a public service announcement. Do not engage in vote manipulation. -Maréchal Soult

IVE DEFINITELY NOT FORGOTTEN ANYONE THIS TIME AND THERES NOBODY SNEAKING ONTO THE BALLOT!!!!

FEEL FREE TO POST PROPAGANDA OR ANTI PROPAGANDA WE WILL SHARE IT IF ITS FUNNY

ALSO DO SHARE THIS SO THAT WE CAN SEE WHO WINS THE PITY VOTE AND MAYBE PIT THEM AGAINST BERTHIER IN A CAGE FIGHT

WHERES GROUCHY

[napoleonic-sexyman-tournament]

Friends, enemies, comrades, Jacobins, Monarchist, Bonapartists, gather round. We have an important announcement:

The continent is beset with war. A tenacious general from Corsica has ignited conflict from Madrid to Moscow and made ancient dynasties tremble. Depending on your particular political leanings, this is either the triumph of a great man out of the chaos of The Terror, a betrayal of the values of the French Revolution, or the rule of the greatest upstart tyrant since Caesar.

But, our grand tournament is here to ask the most important question: Now that the flower of European nobility is arrayed on the battlefield in the sexiest uniforms that European history has yet produced (or indeed, may ever produce), who is the most fuckable?

The bracket is here: full bracket and just quadrant I

Want to nominate someone from the Western Hemisphere who was involved in the ever so sexy dismantling of the Spanish empire? (or the Portuguese or French American colonies as well) You can do it here

The People have created this list of nominees:

France:

Jean Lannes

Josephine de Beauharnais

Thérésa Tallien

Jean-Andoche Junot

Joseph Fouché

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Joachim Murat

Michel Ney

Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte (Charles XIV of Sweden)

Louis-Francois Lejeune

Pierre Jacques Étienne Cambrinne

Napoleon I

Marshal Louis-Gabriel Suchet

Jacques de Trobriand

Jean de dieu soult.

François-Étienne-Christophe Kellermann

17.Louis Davout

Pauline Bonaparte, Duchess of Guastalla

Eugène de Beauharnais

Jean-Baptiste Bessières

Antoine-Jean Gros

Jérôme Bonaparte

Andrea Masséna

Antoine Charles Louis de Lasalle

Germaine de Staël

Thomas-Alexandre Dumas

René de Traviere (The Purple Mask)

Claude Victor Perrin

Laurent de Gouvion Saint-Cyr

François Joseph Lefebvre

Major Andre Cotard (Hornblower Series)

Edouard Mortier

Hippolyte Charles

Nicolas Charles Oudinot

Emmanuel de Grouchy

Pierre-Charles Villeneuve

Géraud Duroc

Georges Pontmercy (Les Mis)

Auguste Frédéric Louis Viesse de Marmont

Juliette Récamier

Bon-Adrien Jeannot de Moncey

Louis-Alexandre Berthier

Étienne Jacques-Joseph-Alexandre Macdonald

Jean-Mathieu-Philibert Sérurier

Catherine Dominique de Pérignon

Guillaume Marie-Anne Brune

Jean-Baptiste Jourdan

Charles-Pierre Augereau

Auguste François-Marie de Colbert-Chabanais

England:

Richard Sharpe (The Sharpe Series)

Tom Pullings (Master and Commander)

Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington

Jonathan Strange (Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell)

Captain Jack Aubrey (Aubrey/Maturin books)

Horatio Hornblower (the Hornblower Books)

William Laurence (The Temeraire Series)

Henry Paget, 1st Marquess of Anglesey

Beau Brummell

Emma, Lady Hamilton

Benjamin Bathurst

Horatio Nelson

Admiral Edward Pellew

Sir Philip Bowes Vere Broke

Sidney Smith

Percy Smythe, 6th Viscount Strangford

George IV

Capt. Anthony Trumbull (The Pride and the Passion)

Barbara Childe (An Infamous Army)

Doctor Maturin (Aubrey/Maturin books)

William Pitt the Younger

Robert Stewart, 2nd Marquess of Londonderry (Lord Castlereagh)

George Canning

Scotland:

Thomas Cochrane

Colquhoun Grant

Ireland:

Arthur O'Connor

Thomas Russell

Robert Emmet

Austria:

Klemens von Metternich

Friedrich Bianchi, Duke of Casalanza

Franz I/II

Archduke Karl

Marie Louise

Franz Grillparzer

Wilhelmine von Biron

Poland:

Wincenty Krasiński

Józef Antoni Poniatowski

Józef Zajączek

Maria Walewska

Władysław Franciszek Jabłonowski

Adam Jerzy Czartoryski

Antoni Amilkar Kosiński

Zofia Czartoryska-Zamoyska

Stanislaw Kurcyusz

Russia:

Alexander I Pavlovich

Alexander Andreevich Durov

Prince Andrei (War and Peace)

Pyotr Bagration

Mikhail Miloradovich

Levin August von Bennigsen

Pavel Stroganov

Empress Elizabeth Alexeievna

Karl Wilhelm von Toll

Dmitri Kuruta

Alexander Alexeevich Tuchkov

Barclay de Tolly

Fyodor Grigorevich Gogel

Ekaterina Pavlovna Bagration

Ippolit Kuragin (War and Peace)

Prussia:

Louise von Mecklenburg-Strelitz

Gebard von Blücher

Carl von Clausewitz

Frederick William III

Gerhard von Scharnhorst

Louis Ferdinand of Prussia

Friederike of Mecklenburg-Strelitz

Alexander von Humboldt

Dorothea von Biron

The Netherlands:

Ida St Elme

Wiliam, Prince of Orange

The Papal States:

Pius VII

Portugal:

João Severiano Maciel da Costa

Spain:

Juan Martín Díez

José de Palafox

Inês Bilbatua (Goya's Ghosts)

Haiti:

Alexandre Pétion

Sardinia:

Vittorio Emanuele I

Lombardy:

Alessandro Manzoni

Denmark:

Frederik VI

Sweden:

Gustav IV Adolph

[enlitment]

I hope you're having a good day! It's always a delight seeing your thoughts on my dash. What modern invention do you think would be funniest to give to the French revolutionaries?

Hi, thank you so much for the lovely message! Same here 😊

I personally think it would be really fun to go back and give them a digital camera, along with some means of developing photos. (that's also me being just a tiny bit selfish with my answer, since it would give us a lot of great additional primary sources)

I'd be super curious to see the main events, but also:

I want to see the awkwardly staged group photos of the committee members (I'm picturing the kind where one is hugging the other person around the shoulders while the other is visibly uncomfortable and tries to keep as much distance as physically possible)

I just know Jacques-Louis David would learn to love photography! We'd have all the republican festivals aesthetic photos as well as a moving tribute from Marat's funeral

There would definitely be so many photos of Robespierre circulating throughout Paris. Everyone would want to get them signed. Same for Saint-Just probably.

I'd be really curious to find out who'd be the first one to take a selfie (one of these weird kind of blurry ones, with something cool in the background that you can't really see that much). My bets are on Camille or Bon Bon.

Last but not least, it leaves us with the great opportunity for Fabre d'Églantine to commission a Revolutionary photo calendar. Same pictures, but now with live models (preferably the revolutionaries themselves, or the women of the revolution - they definitely deserve a spotlight!)

[nesiacha]

On this day of 10 Thermidor :rest in peace Robespierre Maximilien, Couthon Georges, Lavalette Jean Louis Baptiste, Hanriot François,Saint-Just Antoine, Payan Claude-François,Vivier Nicolas Joseph,Gobeau Adrien-Nicolas,Lescot-Fleuriot, Augustin-Bon- Joseph Robespierre, Jacques-Claude Bernard , Antoine Gency, Simon Antoine, Denis-Etienne Laurent, Jacques-Louis Frédéric Warme, Jean-Etienne Forestier, Nicolas Guerin, Jean-Baptiste-Mathieu Dhazard, Christophe Cochefer, Charles-Jacques-Mathieu Bougon and Jean-Marie Quenet.