#jakito

[somewhatidealname]

thinking about how halfway into the second fight with v2, the text box pops up where it says

You're not getting away this time

it's possibly the one time where we get a read into v1's thought process.

god, i need there to be another instance of that so badly in act 3. imagining a scenario where the final battle happens, gabriel is dying off a bit in the distance, and v1 gets up. a single word on screen prompts us to go after him. Gabriel. just one more read into v1's thought process before everything comes to an end.

[sugarflow]

How long do you think you'd last against Jakito and/or cancerous rodent

i think i would step on cancerous rodent and start sobbing.

jakito tho,

[suggsnkisses]

Realistic spurs fans are going to be happy about this…but I watch basketball with my heart and not an ounce of brain so this is so upsetting to me 😭

[joeyclaire]

jakito….

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

sucessful jakito% at 2.49.337

hellyeah

[lutik327]

v1 discovering flight by way of slam storage. that or jakito

couldn't think about the idea with v1 since all i can see is that video with miku but here's jakito

[entryn17]

Florp (from ultrakill) u reblogged three times, genuinely, i would love to know about this critter

meaningless animal you find inside one of the big funnels on the ferryman's ferry sitting on top of a bird nest and you can take it back to the beginning of the map to sacrifice it to jakito (evil hakita dev i guess) which causes him to engulf the level and make the game crash

[48787]

I keep thinking that like V1 is like a non-sentient feral beast that has sudden flashes of genius to solve the occasional puzzle, but it's all just following its programming like a state machine. Like even with the Terminal lore and V2's very clear sentience, I keep thinking V1 just is like different being, like an older bot who doesn't have all the sentience as the other robots which lets it be much more efficient with its murder. This is all wrong, of course, V2 and the other robots are practically feral beasts too and are just as blood thirsty (just not as efficient), the Terminal lore obviously applies directly to V1, yadda yadda. But what inspired this post, and why I think I keep having this weird perception of V1 despite the fact that I know it's wrong, is because I keep forgetting the fact that V1 directly speaks! It only happens once (at least as I'm remembering, this whole post is about me forgetting shit so like who fucking knows), but I keep forgetting the "You're not getting away this time" line. Like with all the lore it never is in your face with how it actually applies to V1 and we never get anything direct about V1's personality (I wanted to brain rot about how this is wrong too and we actually do get a lot of V1 personality through the gameplay and animations n stuff but i am so tired and this post is getting so long), so when I first saw that line it felt a little jarring, especially because it only happens later into the game and doesn't happen again, and my brain just sorta didn't know how to slot it into the game's story.

EXCEPT THAT'S ALSO NOT CORRECT! (Extreme brain rot territory that might just be me looking too much into it but I don't care) It's not, like, a special dialog prompt or anything and V1 does not audibly speak, it's the SAME text box that appears throughout the entire game in tutorials!!!!! This can mean either two things:

One (which is what i currently believe) is that ALL the text is ACTUALLY V1 speaking, at least to itself. Like the "Sentries can be interrupted by shooting them with the revolver, railgun, yadda yadda" is like V1's computers making a little "mental" note of a new enemies weaknesses, perhaps because V1 knows about these enemies beforehand or V1, bein a lil robo dude, did a scan or something about V1's computer knows how to figure that stuff out. Not to mention other game-y things such as the scoreboard and cyber grind are continually proven canon so it wouldn't be out of the ordinary. This makes the sudden dialog less jarring in my mind because it's not sudden!

Two (which i don't like as much but whatever) is that all dialog in the game isn't, like, real. Like the tutorial stuff is just tutorial stuff, has nothing to do with V1, and by extension the "You're not getting away this time" line isn't actually V1 dialog. There's a little bit of evidence to support this one as well (even though I'm gonna refute every single piece in favor of my preferred interpretation). Jakito's lines are also in this dialog box, which would go against it being V1's dialog or internal monolog. However, that could just be because words are being communicated in a way other than speech and V1 is translating this, sorta like some kind of telepathy, not to mention the words were a different color (I THINK?? I THINK IM REMEBERING THAT RIGHT). There's also the "Something wicked this way comes.... Just kidding :)" line, which wouldn't make sense for V1 to say to itself. I'm tempted to write it off as a funny little goof, there's so fucking much I want to write off as a silly little goof, but Hakita said before that all secret levels besides 2-S is canon (I MIGHT BE LYING I JUST SPENT AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS QUOTE BUT COULDNT FIND IT, DID I IMAGINE IT??? GOING CRAZY) so I don't know! But that could've been a meme as well!! It could also be similar to the Jakito thing. Maybe it could've also been V1 being like "wouldnt the be funny lol" to itself. whatever. point being the "youre not getting away this time" line could just be non canon and just a silly little line.

I obviously really prefer my first interpretation, stuff that seems like its just game-y stuff keeps being made canon so like it just makes sense that something we'd take for granted like tutorials is also canon.

I can't tell if I am looking too far into all this or if this is just something everyone already knows or noticed i am so tired and potentially at that stage of insanity where you think its all so obvious and everyone is on the same page and then you talk about it and realize everyone actually thinks your crazy but also maybe it is so obvious and im just dumb or maybe this is all stupid i am so tired and have so many feelings about this fucking game. I had so much more i wanted to say but forgot it all because its so late. when looking for references for this stuff i thought i knew like most of the lore but realized i was actually probably wrong because i havent seen a bucnh of hakita quotes about shit. the one quote i was trying to find just stopped existing and i dont know if it ever existed. This post is a mess, i dont even know if any part of this will make sense to another living soul or if there is a single sentence that isn't completely incoherent.

[3-inch-sam]

if Hell speaks through red text then Jakito is technically Hell

[schasekk]

what do you mean there’s a new Ultrakill update out today oh my g od

mucho gracias jakito 🔥 🔥 🔥

[who-would-win-a-fight]

Ultrakill Round One!

There is a way to escape Jakito, but can V1 do it in time?

[sexiest-ultrakill-character]

I'm rerunning the sexiest ultrakill tournament here because I didn't get to participate last time and also I want Sisyphus Prime to win. There are currently 40 participants listed below, hopefully I didn't forget anyone this time.

Filth

Stray

Schism

Soldier

Stalker

Sisyphean Insurrectionist

Angry & Rude

Ferryman

Minos' Corpse

Sisyphus' Corpse

King Minos

King Sisyphus

Minos Prime

Sisyphus Prime

Flesh Prison

Flesh Panopticon

Something Wicked

MDK & Owl

Malicious Face

Cerberus

Hideous Mass

Idol

Leviathan

Swordsmachine

Tundra & Agony

Drone

Streetcleaner

Mindflayer

Sentry

V1

V2

Mirage

Virtue

Gabriel

That one councilor Gabriel kills

Cancerous Rodent

Very Cancerous Rodent

Florp

KITR

Jakito

[hamtv12]

just found out about jakito

how does it make you feel

[wubwubmywub]

me, bacon and jakito

[wine-82]

wish list for ultrakill secret santa :3

-to be honest anything regarding mindflayer, swordsmachine, and streetcleaner. draw them kiss, kill eachother, have a domestic argument like toxic married couples, its up to you.

-anything but v1 x v2, no hate to the ship, just not my taste. and by anything i mean it, wanna draw jakito being crucified and caged by florp? do it. wanna draw your blorbo being shit talked by gabriel? do it.

þats all, i hope þis wishlist is good nuff :3

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

This is a masterlist of all my writing projects, both original and fanfic, so that they’re easier to find.

Original Works- The Restoration Saga:

The Tale of Mozarita the Meerkitten (published) - Mozarita, a kitten, and her siblings, find themselves fighting in a war against the terrible Wolfking, Cogg, who is trying to conquer the fortress of Rendalawo so he can rule and enslave the Forest. Along the way the siblings make friends and allies... and they might even find a family.

The Fire Kitten (written, unedited, unpublished) - Firesong and her brother Jakito are kittennapped and taken on a great journey before finally being made slaves in the dark, terrible city of Ventargo. Mozarita and her siblings pursue their captors with help from a bard named Sanga, who is not what he seems...

Catlition (2nd draft done needs rewritten again) - After losing their mother, Ribbony and his siblings find themselves in a series of wild adventures that take them from their home in Ventargo through frozen mountains, dark tunnels, snowy countries, and burning deserts as they strive to protect their friend Kristoren from assassins.

The Wolfprince’s Revenge (1st draft only) - I can’t say anything about the plot that won’t have spoilers for the other books, but it is a story about courage, redemption, and hope in the face of despair and terrible darkness, just like my other books.

Original Works- The SOS Chronicles:

Mayday (first draft in progress)- An escaped slave boy named Oliver finds refuge on the spaceship Catacrome, which has just been called off on a mission to investigate the mysterious disappearance of another ship. When the Catacrome comes under attack from an unknown species, Oliver- and the mysterious entity talking to him from the walls- must find a way to help the crew and save the ship if he ever wants to return to his home planet and rescue his best friend Silas.

Fanfiction:

Hope will (Estel and Maglor stories) - Stories about young Aragorn and Maglor (series, finished)

Zuko Alone: Book One - AU of Avatar the Last Airbender where Zuko was completely on his own after being banished (no ship, no uncle Iroh, just an emotionally unstable teenager on an impossible quest) (in progress)

Wingfeather Madrigal Falls - Crossover stories between Gravity Falls and The Wingfeather Saga, now also includes Encanto (series, in progress)

The Throne Warden’s Redemption - Artham tells his family what happened to him and Esben in the Deeps of Throg (finished)

The Misadventures of Artham Peet Wingfeather - Stories about Artham Wingfeather/Peet the Sock Man that sometimes include the Wingfeather children. Formerly “A Birdman and the Jewels of Anniera” (series, in progress)

Anniera Falls - A retelling of The Wingfeather Saga with Gravity Falls characters, or Gravity Falls AU in the fantasy world of Aerwiar (in progress)

Stranger Falls - The Gravity Falls/Stranger Things crossover where the Mystery Trio adopt Eleven that nobody asked for but I wrote anyway. (finished)

The Sons of the Dark One - Harry Potter/Once Upon a Time crossover where Baelfire and Sirius meet as children and cause massive changes to both their stories. (in progress)

The Chronicles of Undertale - Narnia/Undertale crossover no one asked for but I decided to write anyway. (in progress)