#james bond/q

[benoits-neckerchieves]

00q vibes

[positivityjediprince]

00Q fandom does anyone have the name or link to a fic where there's like a mandatory seminar/meeting and Bond and Q are like bantering throughout. They get chosen to do a demo for something at the seminar and are doing their classic flirting, and then later the speaker is like 'Quatermastef you are the victim of work place harassment' and Q is incredulous and he and bond leave the meeting probably to fuck lol?

(Also I think at one point Q sets off the sprinklers to escape the meeting?)

[laiqualaurelote]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤

1. World Enough And Time (MFMM/Doctor Who, Phrack, 51k)

This will always be my favourite of my fics. It's the Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries/Doctor Who crossover where Phryne is a Time Lady, Dot is from the past, Mac is from the future and Jack is just trying to work out what is happening. It's an AU that contains eight other AUs (including a Regency AU, a Mad Max Fury Road AU and a fake-marriage-with-aliens AU) and it represented an enormous milestone for me in my writing.

2. all the men and women merely players (Ted Lasso, Ted/Trent, Roy/Keeley/Jamie, 50k)

The Ted Lasso Station Eleven post-apocalyptic AU in which, in the wake of a devastating global pandemic, American comedy actor Ted Lasso leads a Shakespearean theatre troupe across the ruins of England. It combines my love of Ted Lasso, Station Eleven, Shakespeare and theatre, and it's probably the fic I've worked hardest on.

3. I Live And Lie For You (Good Omens/James Bond, Bond/Q, Aziraphale/Crowley, Adam/Eve, 13k)

The fic in which Wensleydale grows up to be Q. Features avocados, cats named after mathematicians, car chases in the Bentley, questionable ice-cream flavours, far too many spies at St James' Park, the Antichrist in his fuckboi era and tardigrades. I don't even like James Bond but I loved writing this.

4. The Legend Continues (Rivers of London, Michael Cheung/Sahra Guleed, 8.5k)

A closer, canon-compliant look at how a hijabi cop might have inadvertently apprenticed herself to the legendary swordsman of London's Chinatown and then started dating him. I always wanted to write an wuxia in English! Features my holy trinity of subtle Asian traits: bubble tea, passive-aggressive aunties and an original character clearly based on Michelle Yeoh. Fun fact: this fic was named after an actual Chinatown restaurant called Leong's Legend Continues, a spinoff of Leong's Legend (ironically Leong's Legend is still around but the Legend Continues has since, well, failed to continue).

5. Best Revenge Is Your Paper (Daredevil/The Punisher, Frank Castle/Karen Page, 15.5k)

In which Karen Page gets a bunch of bylines, pisses off a lot of people, tries not to fall in love with her newsmaker and fails. Kastle was the ship that brought me back to fandom after a five-year hiatus, and Karen remains one of my favourite fictional reporters of all time (the others are Trent Crimm, of course, and Hildy Johnson from His Girl Friday). It's been another five years since this fic and oh, I've had such a time.

Thank you for this ask!

[aramiheartilly]

Chapters: 21/23 Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), Hot Fuzz (2007), London Spy Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James Bond/Ronson, James Bond/Q, M | Gareth Mallory/R Characters: James Bond, Ronson (James Bond), Q (James Bond), R (James Bond), Bill Tanner, M | Gareth Mallory, Nomi (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, Madeleine Swann, Nicholas Angel, Danny Butterman, Alex Turner (London Spy), Danny Holt Additional Tags: Past Bond/Ronson, Past Character Death, Dealing With Loss, greiving, Hurt/Comfort, James and Ronson were lovers, 00Q - Freeform, Tanner is the Mum friend, Set after Skyfall, Cannon Divergent, Ronson’s first name is Sebastian, Hot Fuzz comes in at chapter 19, London Spy comes in at chapter 16 ish Summary:

Tanner isn’t exactly shy about asking Q to check in on Bond after an envelope 007 received that morning. Q does, but what he finds when he gets to Bond’s flat isn’t at all what he expects. It would seem that James Bond has more ghosts than Vesper Lynd and he’s ready, finally, to honor someone’s memory and lay them to rest. There's more to it than that, however, and somehow, with the aid of a videotape from Olivia Mansfield, they start to unravel a national and international threat.

(Chapter 19 has been rewritten as of Sept 2024 to allow completion of the story.)

[stinastar]

WIP Wednesday - amanita 🍄

Most of something I may or may not ever do something with

“Ooo, Bond, look!” Q tugged on Bond’s hand, towards the side of the path. Bond let himself be pulled, smiling fondly at Q’s enthusiasm.

“Amanita Muscaria. It’s poisonous, but it’s boiled and eaten in various countries, and has hallucinogenic properties. I used to call them fairy mushrooms, when I was small.”

“Oh?” Bond raised a brow, intrigued.

“They had them in the illustrations of a book on fairies I had when I was a child. The rare times I saw them in real life, I would always scour the area for signs of the fair folk.”

“And did you ever find any?” Bond asked with a fond smile.

“Nothing concrete,” Q said with a frown. “Though I did once find an acorn cap nearby, which I imagined might have been one’s hat.”

“I see,” Bond said, holding back a chuckle. “And how about now, do you see anything?”

“Oh, leave off,” Q said, giving Bond a little shove. “I was only a child.”

@mi6-cafe

[par2geter]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: James Bond/Q Additional Tags: Q's cats are his children, James Bond Is A Menace, James Bond Being James Bond, James Bond Has Issues, Pining Q (James Bond), Oblivious Q (James Bond), James Bond Flirts, James Bond Has Feelings, Pre-James Bond/Q, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Hurt/Comfort, Title from a Phoebe Bridgers Song, Song: Punisher (Phoebe Bridgers), Q is a cat dad, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Eventual Romance, My First Work in This Fandom, Childhood Trauma, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, I started learning code for this, I Wrote This While Listening to Phoebe Bridgers' Music, I will never know peace, Pre-Movie: SPECTRE (2015), Post-Movie: Skyfall (2012), Q takes care of James Bond, Q Has a Crush (James Bond), Q has a backstory (James Bond), Movie: Bright star (2009) references, Q robs a pharmacy, i won't explain myself, BAMF Q (James Bond), Banter

Summary below the cut

“How are we going to explain the gunshot wound to the nurses?” Good point. Q quietly ponders this for a moment.

“Q?”

“Umm. I’ll say we were experimenting with airsoft guns, and I hit you close range by mistake because of my poor eyesight or something…” Q says rounding a corner, it’s only a couple more blocks until he reaches the airport.

--- Bond arrives back in England battered and bruised after going MIA at the end of a dodgy mission. Q takes it upon himself to take care of the stubborn 'double o' agent. The following events lead to feelings neither of them are sure how to express...

--- Takes place not long after the events of Skyfall. Lots of Bond blatantly flirting and lots of Q being awkward. The whole thing is a hilarious mess and I love them. PAINFULLY SLOW-BURN! They're idiots who don't know how to be normal and have a conversation but that's half the fun.

[darkjediqueen]

More Than Possible

Title: More Than Possible Fandom(s): James Bond Relationships: James Bond/Q Tags: Getting Together, Fluff, Demisexual Q, Friends To Lovers Warnings: No Warnings Apply Summary: James never thought being friends was possible, much less more. Word Count: 13,678 Notes: Written for the Quarter 3 2023 Big Moxie. Beta: Grammarly Continue reading Untitled

[monicasdanvers]

watching casino royale and i cant stop thinking about that bond/Q fic where vesper was Q’s sister <3

[divinebruises]

Q: How was punching me in the arm meant to cheer me up?

James: It works with the 00s.

Q: Well, they're thick, aren't they?

James: I'm a 00.

Q: Well, there you go then.

[fic-ive-read]

Link To The Fic

[vanillabean-97]

It’s so them ✨

[aramiheartilly]

Chapters: 20/23 Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), Hot Fuzz (2007) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James Bond/Ronson, James Bond/Q, M | Gareth Mallory/R Characters: James Bond, Ronson (James Bond), Q (James Bond), R (James Bond), Bill Tanner, M | Gareth Mallory, Nomi (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, Madeleine Swann, Nicholas Angel, Danny Butterman Additional Tags: Past Bond/Ronson, Past Character Death, Dealing With Loss, greiving, Hurt/Comfort, James and Ronson were lovers, 00Q - Freeform, Tanner is the Mum friend, Set after Skyfall, Cannon Divergent, Ronson’s first name is Sebastian, Hot Fuzz comes in at chapter 19 Summary:

Tanner isn’t exactly shy about asking Q to check in on Bond after an envelope 007 received that morning. Q does, but what he finds when he gets to Bond’s flat isn’t at all what he expects. It would seem that James Bond has more ghosts than Vesper Lynd and he’s ready, finally, to honor someone’s memory and lay them to rest. There's more to it than that, however, and somehow, with the aid of a videotape from Olivia Mansfield, they start to unravel a national and international threat.

(Chapter 19 has been rewritten as of Sept 2024 to allow completion of the story.)

[delessss]

[lithiumseven]

Part II, Part I

[thestarwarslesbian]

Bond: You want me to make out with Q for the mission?

M: No

Bond: *shakes his head as he walks over to Q* I can’t believe you are making me do this

M: I’m really not

Q: shut up and let him speak

[darkjediqueen]

Enduring

Title: Enduring Fandom(s): James Bond Relationships: James Bond/Q Tags: Angst, Happy Ending, Established Relationship, Alternate Universe Warnings: Canon Typical Violence Summary: James and Q just want a simple holiday to mark their first anniversary of being married but being them, it's just not possible. Word Count: 15,063 Year: Post Skyfall Spoilers: Up Through Skyfall Author Notes: The lovely 3nigm4art made some lovely art for the @00qreversebang 2022 and the moment I looked at it, a story popped into my head. Alpha: Starkindler Beta: Grammarly Artist: @3nigm4art Gift For: @3nigm4art

Link to fic on WordPress

Link to art on Tumblr

Please go and show 3nigm4art a lot of love! Their piece is wonderful and deserves all of the praise.