#java's tag for rambling

[javascryptid]

so you know the thing where life series winners get astronomical bodies assigned to them.

what if we gave cleo pluto. because real life is just like pluto in the fact that while officially it doesn't count (pluto being a dwarf planet and real life being a one session april fools thing), people may still choose to count it.

((this is just a random thought i had, it's literally 1am as i'm typing this. for all i know there could already be something for cleo that i just don't know about /lhj))

[silvergarnet12]

Venture! Unfortunately for me they have dragged me back into the hell that is Overwatch, I have been unsuccessfully ignoring their existence since their release and finally caved into re-downloading…

[mikaikaika]

I'm here to do propaganda for Chairkey (Pangi's chair x lukey)

- @java-the-fox

What does that even entail java? Speak your truth 🎤

[javaskullz]

Made a playlist for @gabelish ‘s fantastic Lyncanthrope Dan AU! I’ll have to make a proper icon for the playlist once I get more time to draw lol! Song recs are greatly appreciated :)

[tigeristired]

time is weird. wdym ive been on detroit for almost a year. crazy

[mushd-room]

trying to figure out if i should do my algorithms project (boring, in java, probably helpful) or read madhouse as the end of the earth (interesting, not a single bit of java involved, expanding my polar exploration knowledge)

[java-the-fox]

Omg thomix is so based.

i cant fucking do this again.

[cornbread-but-minecraft]

Cornbread's Texture Fixer Devlog v0.9.0 - Beta 6 December 20th, 2024

while making longer posts that require a lot of screenshots kinda sucks, i otherwise really like these devlogs. they give me an opportunity to ramble about stupid bullshit that no-one else cares about. they also give me an opportunity to give context to my more... contextless posts.

for instance, last week, i posted this image, simply captioned 'woops':

i tagged this with "cornbread's texture fixer", since it was an issue in that pack specifically, but explained nothing else.

to clarify, this was not an issue with the current public version of the pack (Beta 5) like the mossy cobblestone walls are, but rather, an issue with last week's development version.

in vanilla, dogs are off center. this is something that had been brought to my attention via youtube video a few days prior, and so i shifted the model over a pixel to center it, making the amateur mistake of assuming dog armor would come with. this week, i have shifted over dog armor so that it is not visibly misaligned when Beta 6 releases.

also the lead attachment point but no-one would have noticed that anyway.

as for the rest of this week's progress, the first thing i did was make pale oak hanging signs use the stripped log texture for particles, like this pack does with other hanging signs. i did not intend to wait for the third week of Beta 6's development to fix this. i simply forgot they were in the game.

speaking of pale oak hanging signs, has anyone ever noticed that pale oak regular signs look really bad on bedrock edition??

one of the colors is just... straight up not the right one.

anyway, i've replaced it with the java edition texture, so it's fine now.

books and enchanted books have their rarities swapped in vanilla. like, i get that i'm really stretching the premise of a pack called "cornbread's texture fixer", but like... come on mojang. it's been fucked since 1.21.30!

the current line in the changelog for this reads "Managed to fix the rarities of Books and Enchanted Books, with literally negative help from bedrock.dev. Thanks for lying, y'all." which i will probably make less mean.

by which i mean, i'll make it Even less mean. earlier in the week it called them fuckasses.

fun fact! enchanted books ignore the normal rarity rules, both in terms of being uncommon instead of rare and also in the fact that they do not change rarity depending on whether or not they have enchantments.

the button for expanding and contracting the sidebar in the dressing room and marketplace is misaligned. i've fixed it, which is a thing i can do because the sidebar is stored on a different file than the rest of the dressing room.

the texture is also misscaled (like everything else in this game), but it looks comically small when i try to fix it, so i'm not sure what exactly i want to do about it. not like it's noticeable at 3x UI scale anyway.

aaaaand that's it for this week. i wanted to do more, but everything else i can think to fix would be really annoying.

i think, apart from all the parts of the pack that denote which version it is, Beta 6 is done now. should come out either tomorrow or maybe the day after if i'm tired.

[ducky-bah]

Random self indulgent Latte Cookie that we had in our notes that we just found??? Anon tag is used because we don't know who put this together

༄~𖦹︎ Name(/s) ➪ Latte, Letitia, Aveline, Amara, Sienna ༄~𖦹︎ Pronouns ➪ She/her, Milk/milks, Latte/lattes, Brew/brews, Java/javas, Espresso/espressos, Mocha/mochas, Cafe/cafes, Caffe/caffes, Roast/roasts, Cream/creams, Creme/cremes, Crema/cremas, Caffeine/caffeines, ☕/☕s, 🥛/🥛s ༄~𖦹︎ Gender ➪ Feminine, Coffee related genders ༄~𖦹︎ Orientations ➪ Sapphic ༄~𖦹︎ Age ➪ Ageless adult ༄~𖦹︎ Species ➪ Cookie(?) ༄~𖦹︎ Role(/s) ➪ Caretaker (with the vibe off a loving/supportive aunt) ༄~𖦹︎ Source or Theme ➪ Latte Cookie [CRK] ༄~𖦹︎ Appearance or Faceclaim ➪

➪ Art Links; 1 & 2 & 3 ༄~𖦹︎ Likes ➪ Cats, milk & milky foods/drinks, books, flowers, coffee jelly, night time, biscuits, ice-cream, libraries, nature, forests, dried/pressed flowers ༄~𖦹︎ Mixed Feelings ➪ Dogs, the beach, hot days, parties, technology ༄~𖦹︎ Dislikes ➪ Road trips, small spaces, meat ༄~𖦹︎ Proxy Option ➪ ☕🍪 ༄~𖦹︎ Personality Traits/Quirks ➪ Calm & collected, somewhat reserved, easily flustered, good listener though also likes getting the chance to ramble about her own interests ༄~𖦹︎ Front Triggers ➪ Cafes, coffee, warm drinks, the holidays, cats ༄~𖦹︎ Typing Quirk(/s) ➪ Formal typing & speech, probably uses the ampersand (&), but definitely types out the word "percent" every time, probably uses British spelling but definitely also says "toque" rather than "hat" or "beanie"

[revenantlore]

Heads Up, Seven Up

tagged by @oh-no-another-idea

from kiss me with your fist — here, have seven-ish lines of java’s high ramblings about a music festival that may or may not be factual. one never knows with him

“Second night of the event, and we’re having the time of our lives. Perpetual Bed-Head’s about to come out on stage, and Ves grabs my hand and drags me up to the front. Weaving through the crowd, dodging people dancing and getting handsy while they wait. But somehow we get there. Music starts and everyone’s going wild.”

Java pauses, catching his breath and thrusting his arms out to his sides as he says, “And then, outta nowhere, this giant fucking inflatable unicorn comes bouncing into the crowd. Huge, man, like the size of a car.“

tagging @abalonetea , @cwritesfiction , @winterandwords , and @wintherlywords

[angellovespink]

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❗️DNI LIST❗️

Terfs, Homo-, transphobes, pedos, Zoophiles, Racists, the usual, yk??

I'm trying to make a tagging system so here are some tags fir my blog until now:

|#shard.txt = just me rambling about stuff

|#shard.art = my art

|#shard.ask = asks

While I prefer It/Its, Salak/Salaks/Salakself, Hy/Hymn/Hymnself, Zip/Zips/Zipself and Med/Meds/Medself pronouns, these are not all of my pronouns, so here is a list!!!

He/Him, It/Its, Hy/hymn/hymnself, Med/Meds/Medself, Ocean/Ocean/Oceanself, Reef/Ref/Reefself, Wave/Wave/Waveself, Whisker/Whiskers/Whiskerself, Can/Canis/Caniself, Claw/Claws/Clawself, Fluff/fluffs/fluffself, Fur/Furs/Furself, Hound/Hounds/Houndself, Lup/Lupus/Lupuself, Roar/Roars/Roarself, Scale/Scales/Scaleself, Halo/Halos/Haloself, Honey/Hons/Honeyself, Nectar/Nectar/Nectarself, Pastry/Pas/Pastryself, Myst/Mysts/Mystself, Voi/Void/Voidself, Sun/Suns/Sunself, Bri/Bright/Brightself, Heav/Heavs/Heavenself, Alk/kaid/Alkaidself, Dream/Dreams/Dreamself, Somno/Somnos/Somoself, Atmos/Atmoself30. Space/Spaces/Spaceself, Spark/Sparks/Sparkaelf, Ve/Veg/Vegaself, Ve/Verse/Verseself, Nocturne/Nocturnes/Nightself, Wish/Wish/Wishself, Nova/Novas/Novaself, Lyr/Lyra/Lyrself, Byte/Bytes/Byteself, Bo/Bots/Botself, Exe/Exe/Exeself, Txt/Txt/Txtself, Gear/Gears/Gearself, Ram/Rams/Ramself, Wy/Wire/Wireself, Zip/Zips/Zipself, Input/Inputs/Inputself, Local/Locs/Lacalself, Output/Outputs/Outputself, Static/Statics/Staticself, System/Systems/Systemself, C/C++/C++self, Java/scripts/Javascriptself, Python/Pys/Pyself, html/hts/htmlself, Py/Thons/Thonself, Wav/Wavs/Wavself, Choir/Choirs/Choirself, Lyri/Lyric/Lyricself, Gore/Gores/Goreself, Wing/Wings/Wingself, Cocka/Trice/Cockatriceself, Allo/Allos/Alloself, Angel/Angels/Angelself, Holy/Holys/Holyself, Altar/Altars/Altarself, Pyro/Pyros/Pyroself, Berry/Berrys/Berryself, Cherry/Cherrys/Cherryself, Blossom/Blossoms/Blossomself, Crystal/Crystals/Crystalself, Dawn/Dawns/Dawnself, Day/Days/Dayself, Dusk/Dusks/Duskself, Eternity/Eternities/Eternityself, Fire/Fires/Fireself, Snake/Snakes/Snakeself, Horse/Horses/Horseself, Flame/Flames/Flameself, Flora/Floras/Floraself, Food/Foods/Foodself, Forest/Forests/Forestself, Grape/Grapes/Grapeself, Heart/Hearts/Heartself, Inferno/Infernos/Infernoself, Infinity/Infinities/Infinityself, Jelly/Jellies/Jellyself, Wolf/Wolfs/Wolfself, Meadow/Meadows/Meadowself, Mushroom/Mushrooms/Mushroomself, Fung/Fungus/Fungself, Nycto/Nyctos/Nyctoself, Orbit/Orbits/Orbitself, Paint/Paints/Paintself, Planet/Planets/Planetself, Seed/Seeds/Seedself, Salak/Salks/Salakself, Shroom/Shrooms/Shroomself, Super/Novas/Supernovaself, Toast/Toasts/Toastself, Vulpin/Vulpins/Vulpinself, Atom/Atoms/Atomself

These are 101 pronouns btw

✨️🎀Byee!1!!!!!11!!!🎀✨️

[javascryptid]

i've seen a lot of connections between death patterns in the life series but i haven't seen anything about how in both seasons mumbo was in he died almost immediately after jimmy and to the same thing as him. both being killed by grian in last life and both being killed by etho's dishwasher (the warden one, not the magma cube /lhj) in secret life.

the reason i don't see it mentioned is because it's not something that can mean anything storywise but it's still a fun detail i noticed

[java-the-fox]

Java_TheFox

The curated experience

What does it mean?

This blog is the carefully created and curated experience of my existence on this hellsite.

uhhh I don't think any of this is normal anymore

I will not reveal what is my main blog, if you figure it out than ggs I guess.

I'm an 18 year old college student with the dream of one day becoming a minecraft content creator!

I'm 🏳️‍⚧️ (ftm) and use He/They pronouns. I'm Panromantic and on the aroace spectrum.

Tagging system;

#Java rambles in tags — Basically just giving my thoughts about a post in the tags

#Java the mod — Talking about moderation and my experience as a Pangi mod

#Java rambles — Like the first one but not in the tags

#Java Yaps — Not to be confused with the last one, just yapping about random shit

[java-the-fox]

"you suck" AIMSEY 😭😭😭😭

Different stages of grief </3

[javaskullz]

☆ About Me! ☆

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ 🌙 💉🪻✨

☆ Yo! Call me Java! I am a self taught artist, writer, and animator! I’m 20 years old (Feb 19). I’m Bisexual, Genderfluid, and probably on the aromatic spectrum. My pronouns are She/He/Skele/Star/They. (Everything in underline is a link, feel free to click them for more info :)!) I have ADHD, and Anxiety.

☆ I love a lot of things, and I’m in many fandoms! However, right now my main interests are Re-Animator, Saw, and Warrior Cats. I am interested in things like forensics, zoology, biology, paleontology, writing, animating, and film making.

☆ My best friend is @spenglerposting, ignore our stupid tumblr interactions!

☆Basic DNI criteria

☆ I ask that NSFW blogs do not follow me!

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ 🌙 💉🪻✨

☆ Where can you find me? ☆

☆ If you wish to find me, I have other social media! Click on the names to be taken to my different social media!

☆ TikTok, YouTube, ToyHouse, Instagram, Archive of Our Own, Artfight, Spotify

☆ Warrior Cats design blog is @hollyleafzz

☆ My most used tags are #java rambles (self explanatory, I use this tag to ramble about things), and #java answers (also self explanatory, I answer asks with this tag!). I have more in the tags below :)!

[figgy--newtons]

Any moots wanna play Minecraft together? 🥺👉👈