#jeff monroe

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Jeff Monroe by Bruce Weber 1994

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Marilyn Monroe - Quick Change. By Jeff Yarber

[miss-holloday]

the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

[hatchetfield]

WATCH THE BLAME GO AROUND!

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"Sweetly ralphed when he saw it" is an absolutely wild thing to say in the first five minutes of NPMD. It implies that Richie Lipschitz's remains were so grotesque that it made the adulterous grandma-murdering kidnapper police sergeant Sam Sweetly vomit.

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Some doodles 👍

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Black Friday Soundtrack on Spotify [The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals] [Nightmare Time] [Nightmare Time 2] [Workin Boys] [Nerdy Prudes Must Die]

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Nothing to see here, just four clearly prepubescent beautiful blond boys...

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i know we all love the “I’m not a loser”/“Cool As I Think I Am” leitmotif but the one that kills me even more is the “The Summoning” one. was just listening to “Wiggle” and it’s in there a few times and i just. i go crazy every time i hear it. like. jeff blim you bastard.

[richiesnotaloserguyscmon]

My favourite parts of…

WORKIN BOYS GIRLS A NEW MUSICAL

As I watch it a second time…

Football-But-For-Girls

Hidgens’ six boyfriends

Jeff looking like Colonel Sanders if he was a stressed movie critic

A shameless gender swap

“Alright boys-“ “Girls.” “Right right right, ALRIGHT BOYS!”

Hailey just being Angela in the Hatchetfield Universe

Cameos of my faves: Ted, Richie, Grace and Linda

Ruth being adorable but also a perverted creep

“Do you… want to direct… my show?…”

Ruth finally getting her acting debut… and fucking it up entirely

The fact that there was a whole song about balls

The entire rehearsal montage

“I think all the actresses are dead.” “Good.”

Richie and Grace going to watch the show for their friend… but no sign of Pete? :( not even Nick’s Abstinence Camp Pete??? :((

Hidgens’ trauma dumping and then saying it’s lesser than his failed show

“Those tight little college boys with their long legs and those hourglass figures.” *Enter Ted absolutely dying of laughter.*

LINDA LINDA LINDA and her little look to Gerald made me cry

Ted seeing a show he thinks are about hookers is so Ted even after all the character development he’s had in every show

Richie definitely went for a more natural look

Curt’s Cop and Miss Mulberry at the theatre together

MARIA’S VOCALS

“Fuck me with a goal post.” I will be saying that every day now

BRYCE MY WIFE

Jon as Greg

To be honest any of Jon’s characters just send me into a spiral

Fucking transcendent

How can you play a corpse and still look good

DYLAN AS LEIGHTON?! WHAT?!

Grace reciting a verse from the bible before shooting the shit out of Henry

“I’ve decided to make some last minute… cuts.” 🤝 “I shot a Charlotte-ton!”

I love Hidge’s shitty puns

I love the idea that the whole audience thought it was an ironic statement on gender norms and then everyone is murdered

“ITS DISTRACTING!”

The wow after Grace shot him

I didn’t know whether to cry or be happy when Hidgens died… “A standing ovation” LIKE YOU CANT DO THAT TO ME?!

Linda clapping as everyone screams

The whole film was magnificent really

I think I did list the whole film 😭

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The Bikeriders (Jeff Nichols, 2023).

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Marilyn Monroe jeff pittarelli

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I know Black Friday came out a while ago but i only recently started hyper-fixating on hatchet field so here we are. Gifs of my fave moments/jokes!

The instant dread! Paul why??

Emma has already adopted one of Pauls mannerisms 🥹 i love the implications

Kendalls face here! Classic starkid ;)

Ohmygod Jeffs fucking looney toons run here!

Gary was a real highlight for me. He was absolutely unhinged the whole time

Lol James swaddling Wiggly in the back (he’s just a lil guy after all ;) ). Also his obama impression was phenomenal! This whole scene was crazy i loved it all

LINDA! Our queen!

Fucking hell jon. Gary has really come into his own

This isn’t a gif i just wanted to say Joey was creepy as hell in this. Usually when he plays a creep/bad guy theres always like a bit of silliness to it, but here he sent actual shivers down my spine.

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WORKIN' BOYS ( a short film )

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Let's Put The Christ Back In Christmas from Vought On Ice (The Boys, Season 4)