#jelly ish

[xaneyyy]

Lowkey mecoded

[bobmckenzie]

when we first get frog mckenzie, you could say bob is a liiiiitle bit jealous lol :')

[jellykinss]

i heard we were making our ocs fucked up and evil for splatoween

get oozed idiot

[sunburstsbeard]

Some squishy eyeball jelly gifs I created from this video.

If you use, credit the video's author, not me. I made these with a video downloader and Ezgif, and this person made eyeball jellies, which is far cooler.

[chen-chen-chen-again-chen]

Hi, hello, hola! And a happy mid-Erotic Grope Fest to you all!!

Editing Ch. 2 of my EGF fic, Good morning, good night, good morning, continues apace! I was going to share a bit of that, but instead I found this tiny, completely unrelated story (a drablet?) when I was looking through editing notes:

Simon: (pauses in the middle of making out) Are we dating now? 

Baz: (falls out of bed) 

Baz: (slips on a banana) 

Baz: (tumbles down the stairs) 

Baz: (stands up) 

Baz: (smooths back hair) 

Baz: (puts on a suit) 

Baz: Yes. 

(tags & more writing blather behind the cut)

I'm at that Weird Point in editing Chapter 2 of my EGF fic so many times that I have lost perspective. Random thoughts will drift across my mind: "Is this funny? Why did I ever think this was funny?" and "This is 5K and yet it feels like nothing happens??"

I feel well-adjusted enough (at the moment) for this reminder to kick in: "My job isn't to judge whether the thing is good or bad. My job, right now, is just to edit." Writing Do Be Like That. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In other fun news, I found some notes from when I was editing Chapter 20 of Jelly Babies and my spouse (known on the internets as Earlobegreytea) was peeking over my shoulder:

Earlobegreytea: Was there kissin’ in this chapter? 

Me: No

Earlobegreytea: Was there kissin’ in the previous chapter? 

Me: Also no 

Earlobegreytea: No kissin’ Earlobegreytea: Just thinking about kissin’ Earlobegreytea: Just thinking about kissin’ a little Earlobegreytea: Keep ‘em in suspension 

And then he kept muttering about kissin' while he went to pick up milk. 😘🐄🥛

I've been up since six this morning, so I'm kicking off SSS with a long list of hello tags. Come out and play! (Or just rest and be cosy. Tha's cool too) @aristocratic-otter @artsyunderstudy @bookish-bogwitch @captain-aralias @confused-bi-queer @cutestkilla @dohrnaira @facewithoutheart @fatalfangirl @hushed-chorus @ionlydrinkhotwater @ic3-que3n @ileadacharmedlife @imagineacoolusername @johnwgrey @larkral @martsonmars @moodandmist @nightimedreamersworld @onepintobean @raenestee @sailor-blossoms @shemakesmeforget @shrekgogurt @tea-brigade @thewholelemon @tectonicduck @technetiumai @theimpossibledemon @whogaveyoupermission @you-remind-me-of-the-babe

I wrote myself a permission slip to have fun and play this weekend, so I'm going to grab mini donuts and play pinball at an arcade called Phantom Amusements which is, sadly, not run by ghosts (as far as I can tell). Happy Sunday!

[zeroducks-2]

Bruce's disapproving gaze is all over Dick as he undresses. Dick expected it. He just wished he didn't affect him the way it still does after all those years.

"You're not waxing anymore," Bruce says accusingly, pointedly staring at the hair under Dick's armpits and on his chest.

"Slade likes me like that," he answers, just for the pleasure of seeing Bruce's eye twitch.

Dick hesitates for a split second, before defiantly pulling down his underwear too. He is completely naked now under Bruce's hard stare. He sees his eyes hook over the thatch of hair between his legs, thick and furnished, before stopping on the small robin tattooed on his hip.

"He also likes you marked?" Bruce snides venomously.

Dick laughs as he kicks aside the bundle of discarded clothes.

"I got it to celebrate my move to New York to join the Teen Titans."

He smiles triumphantly as he watches his mentor almost choke on his coffee.

"I've been thinking about getting a new one lately though. Maybe I'll get a bat," he quips as he strides confidently to the showers.

slightly nsfw content below the cut!

«You don’t have to do this.» 

Dick turns around as he’s rubbing fingers through his hair. Between the water stream and the sound of his own gloating, he didn’t even notice Bruce joined him in the showers room.

The man is still wearing the trousers of his suit, a shoulder resting against the door frame and his arms crossed. And he’s frowning at him with a concerned look that Dick knows even too well.

«What?» He hisses. It’s always the same with Bruce, he thinks he won for once, but the man only needs one stare to make Dick’s blood boil. He isn’t even sure how that’s possible. He tries to dissimulate, lathering his hair with shampoo. «I didn’t think my body hair was that offensive. Or maybe it’s the tattoo.»

«That’s not the point.» Bruce lightly shakes his head as if Dick was still a child, that was indeed missing the point. He can’t help but to catch the gesture from the corner of his eyes.

«You know Bruce, I don’t think I want to know the point.» He says sharply, turning to look at the other and feeling naked all of a sudden. Even if he’s been naked for a while now. «Take a shower or leave. You’re making it weird.»

«Don’t try to deflect now.» Bruce says as his expression darkens and he moves a step closer. The dirt of his boots starts to streak the wet floor of black. Dick would like to recoil as the liquid washes down the drain, catching his bare feet, but instead he puffs his chest up and moves closer too.

«You have a problem with doing things in order to please or spite others.» Bruce continues. «You don’t have to.»

«Do I?» Dick purses his lips. «I would like to tell you about all the problems you have, Bruce, but I wouldn’t know where to start. Now Get. Out.»

«No.» The other growls and points him with a finger. «We are having this conversations now or…»

«Or what!?» He raises his voice, trying to mask his discomfort. «Why do we have to!?»

«Because as soon as you are out of this room, you’ll be hopping on your bike and going away.» Bruce's voice gets lower and Dick chews on the inside of his cheek, feeling a hint of guilt as he knows Bruce is right about that. «So, we are having this conversation now.»

«You know what.» Dick shakes his head, feeling his cheeks growing warmer. He isn’t sure if it’s from the steam of the shower or his anger. «No.»

He pushes on Bruce's shoulder to walk past him, but the other wraps an arm around his waist to pull him back.

«What the-»

The floor of the shower is still slippery and Dick slides on it all the way to the wall, shoulders hitting the tiles with a dull sound. He registers it with a couple of seconds delay that Bruce just slammed him there. And is now boxing him against it. 

«Are you jealous, Bruce?» Dick asks, trying to recover as quickly as he can and fixing the other’s hooded stare with a glower. «That I do things for people other than you…?»

«What I do and say, I do and say it for your own good, Dick.» Bruce replies in a steady, serious tone, and he can’t help but physically cringe at how strongly it clashes with the fact that he’s being held against a wall, naked and wet. «You let me know about your entanglement with Wilson out of spite, but I’m glad you did. There is no way I’m going to sit back and watch as you throw your life away like this.»

Dick doesn’t let out a sound of discomfort as he tries to move and the hold on his body readjusts, pressing him down more tightly. «What do you even mean by that?» He asks and silently chides himself for how weak his voice sounded. He inwardly looks for the anger he was feeling just a moment before and he cannot find it; that’s not new, it wouldn’t be the first time he feels guilty like a scolded child. But unlike when he was a child, his guardian’s thigh is pressing not-really-casually between his legs, and Bruce is leaning in, breathing an inch from Dick’s face. He can’t help but squirm, feeling his cheeks growing warmer at the same time as something akin to panic sinks in the pit of his guts. 

This can’t be happening. Dick is reading into it, there’s no way Bruce would want that from him, he must be the one making it weird. He has to be. Bruce would never, it has to be him.

Before the man can say anything, Dick surges forward and kisses him, the dread he feels thickening as for a moment Bruce doesn’t respond, staying still as if completely taken by surprise. But it means Dick was right, it means nothing weird was happening, it was just him. Then Bruce takes a hold of his hair on the nape and kisses back, and at that point Dick knows it’s alright, he’s the one that pushed it. He’s the one that made it weird in the first place.

[jellymoo]

my secret shame is that i like love the default skin

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

Finally, after far too long, the Third OC request for @theimpossiblescheme’s OC Andromeda! I’m sorry it took me so long, Amie!

And because I’m me, a second picture featuring her and the theatre’s biggest critic, her eldest son Asparagus <3

[im-thinking-arson]

I have adverse reactions to conventional hair-care products but today I decided to use my SO's tea tree & mint shampoo and conditioner so I can feel something: cooling tingle (now) and regret (later).

[goofyjelly]

Gotta love the reddit migration. The vibes are so different from the people from Twitter. Like, there's gonna be weird people in every group, but the overall feel.

I'm assigning y'all star trek characters now because I am insane and have had unrestricted access to the internet since I was a lad. (this only goes to the people who migrated (winners) not the people who stayed where they are (the losers) of course)

(and I've only ever seen Star Trek TOS)

Twitter migrants , I'd say Bones or Uhura.

Bones

You've seen shit on that bird app and it changed you, but upon getting here hopefully you found some friendly faces that are worth showing your snarky side to. Post about actual world stuff with good takes and then right after, try your hand at a shit post.

Uhura

This was uncharted territory, but unlike a lot of people online, you have social skills. You may not know what you're doing but you're reaching out and being a part of the Tumblr hell community. Eager to learn and fun to have in our circle.

Reddit migrants , maybe Scotty or Spock

(Yeah none of you are getting Kirk he's his own breed)

Scotty

Y'all are tech smart. You get information FAST, a skill most would use for evil. Someone doesn't remember the name of a childhood TV show and describes it through vague scenes? You have the show name, episode, timestamp, and a link. People probably made fun of your accent (reddit speak) at least once but that'll hopefully stop soon.

Spock

Regardless of what I'm referring to, I could go on and on about Spock for days, so I will try to exhibit restraint here.

You aren't native to Tumblr (obviously) but you've studied. From a textbook point of view, you should be able to understand and "speak our language". But just like Spock and the Human Race, there are still things you won't learn until you get in here and experience them for yourself. And remember that Spock isn't native to their planet, but is beloved by his Earth friends regardless.

You've also either contemplated it or have watched an episode of supernatural or perhaps good omens.

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BONUS : Chekov is any young people going on social media for the first time and using Tumblr. The reason being , I would die for you.

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Thank you for coming to my Star Trek Tumblr essay, it's been a pleasure, GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY

[thinkingnot]

bruevvvvv

they looks so good smackin

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

hey it could be a colorful fishies tunnel! or a jellyfish tunnel! no sharks required 😌

🌊🐟🍦😇 🥰🍦🐟🌊

(i got us ice cream)

[scare-ard--sleigh]

[i-rolled-a-zero]

i actually remembered to record most of the lining! as you can see i actually free handed all the bones! which looking back was absolutely nuts of me but i do really like how it came out

[bumpereatspants]

seeing someone wearing a vintage hat you can’t buy anymore. screaming crying throwing up

[sxilor-1010]

There used to be a Transformers animation that stupid unsupervised kid me watched as a kid and honestly that wad the first time I was ever traumatized by the TF community on YT back in 2010(ish?)