connerstonermurphy

[so-much-for-the-seashells]

The Fun Kind of Sparring

Soldier Boy (The Boys) x Reader

Minors do ¡NOT! interact. This is not for you.

A/N: I haven’t seen the Boys and won’t BUTT that finale, amirite??? So in honor of the glorious return of Jensen Ackles, maybe the finest man who’s ever existed- seriously, when the aliens invade, show them him and they’ll be besotted by his beauty- I wrote this for all y’all SB lovers. Just note that I do not endorse any of this man’s actions, and if you do… the fuck?

I think it goes without saying but this is not my picture, it belongs to EW. (Too tired to make icons 💪)

Anyways, icons by me and all interaction-especially commentary- is appreciated!

Content/Content Warning: straight filth. The mouth on this man is crazy. Diddle that skittle.

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It really had just been sparring. A little one on one, if you will. Me and Soldier Boy. Soldier Boy and me.

If it were anyone else, being pinned down to the ground would be the opposite of erotic. It would be annoying, and I’d be flailing around, trying to hit my partner in the balls.

But with Soldier Boy? We’d been skirting around each other since The Boys broke him out. Well, that’s a lie. I’ve been skirting around him, he’s made it more than a little obvious that he’s into me. I don’t know if it’s that he just wants a quick lay or what, but because I’m unfortunately attracted to him, I don’t really care.

Especially right now, when I’m pinned under him on the gym mat.

“Y’know, we shouldn’t do this,” I stall, no meaning behind my words.

“Sure, sweetheart,” he humors me. His lips are mere inches away from mine, his hair falling against my forehead. And I think I’m drunk on the scent of his pungent aftershave.

“I mean, you’re like, what, 103?” I ponder aloud, trying to distract myself from the fact that the Soldier Boy is rested over me in a plank, shirtless. That I can feel his warm breath on my face. That it smells like peppermints.

“104, actually, sweets,” he corrects. He’s had this shot-eating grin plastered on his face since he managed to wrestle me down, because like me, he knows exactly how this is going to end. But unlike me, he’s not remotely hesitant about showing it. And because he’s a jerk, he’s making me make the first move. But I’m not ready quite yet.

“104, right,” I mutter. “Older than my grandpa.”

“Smart girl,” he just goes along with everything I’m saying, letting me stall. The mischievous glint in his emerald colored eyes never ceases.

I nod slowly. “You are a very attractive grandpa,” I state, my tone far away as if I’m talking about him while he isn’t on top of me. Ohhh do I want him on top. You know what I mean.

“Thanks, sugar. But I think I’d prefer ‘Daddy’ if we’re going for the titles,” he says cheekily, still making no moves. I on the other hand am blushing the brightest red. Between the nicknames and Daddy, it’s too much to handle.

“O-oh,” I stutter, swallowing thickly. “Noted. But, uh, aren’t you more into… more mature women?”

“I believe all women are mature. I don’t discriminate, sweets,” he says, his shit-eating grin somehow eating more shit.

“Very feminist of you,” I say sarcastically.

“Damn straight,” he agrees.

I bite my lower lip. “You’re very experienced, right?”

“Not to toot my own horn or anything, but yes, I’d say so,” I can tell that he can tell that I can tell that this is volatile, just moments from going somewhere.

“Okay, so I guess my last question is this: how would you go about it. Y’know? With someone that you hypothetically wouldn’t treat as someone you paid for? That you’re sort of friends with?” I have to know. I’m too nervous for him not to lay it out plain and simple for me, I need to mentally prepare myself.

“Well, firstly, I think I’d have to know my girl likes it,” he gives me a pointed look.

“Your hypothetical girl,” I correct.

“Sure, my hypothetical girl,” he agrees. How has he not broken a single sweat this entire time? He’s been in a plank over me for the last however long it’s been and it doesn’t even affect him??

Quit getting distracted.

“Maybe she likes it rough. She wants to feel it for a few days,” I suggest, feeling my stomach knot at the notion. I’d been consistently growing wetter since he put me under him, and my arousal shows no signs of stopping.

“Okay, so I’d give it to her rough. Work her up until she’s begging for it… maybe I’ll- I mean, I’d- use my mouth first, taste her pretty pussy before I get my dick wet.” It’s all I can do not to moan at the dirty words falling out of his plush lips. Not to mention his honeyed transatlantic 50s accent… I’m so fucked. In so many ways. “Probably get her to come at least once, cause I’m sure she tastes as sweet as she looks.”

“Uh huh,” I mumble, the sound coming out higher than it should as I look at him with wide, attentive eyes.

“Don’t get me wrong, even before then I’d be marking her up and down. So that way everyone can see who made her feel so good, who got her walking so funny,” he backtracks. And again, the notion is far too good to be true. But the promise in his voice? It’s real. “I’d have to get her ready for my cock, stretch her out with my fingers. Start with one, but she’d be so wet that that wouldn’t even do anything. She’d be begging for more if I just did two, so I’ll give her three, make that needy cunt happy,” he muses. And it’s so, so erotic. And I’m ready to just lean up and kiss him, make him do all the things he says. But I’m captivated by his words, his narration- I think I could come from it alone. “I don’t know if I’d let her come again then. Because I think she’d be begging for my dick with how good my fingers feel stuffed in her tight pussy.”

Mother. Fucking. Hell. Oh. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. He shouldn’t be real. These words should be banned from his vocabulary, because I am on fire right now.

“Where do you think this hypothetical girl would want me to come?” he asks out of curiosity, smirking. Probably at the way I’m looking at him like a bitch in heat.

“In her,” I mumble.

“In her where?” he asks smugly, knowing the answer but wanting to hear it.

“Ben,” I whine in protest.

“Oh, c’mon, tell me,” he chides. “For the sake of the story.”

“In my-her-pussy,” I answer in a breathy whisper.

“Good girl,” he praises, and it’s all I can do not to keen. I have to be soaked through my shorts by now, there’s no way. “Well, what I’d do next… that’s simple. I’d fuck her until she cried, and then I’d keep going. And I’d keep going until the only thing she can remember is my name, until she’s gooey and clingy and a sweet little fucked out thing, all for me,” he finishes, his grin from before returning back to his face. I’m losing it. I can’t think straight. And yet- he’s still waiting for me to make the first move. Son of a bitch.

“O-okay,” I clear my throat, unable to find my senses. “And if that hypothetical girl was me?” We both know it’s me, I just need to hear it.

“Well in that case I think I’d be the luckiest bastard who ever lived,” he says sincerely, looking at me with a gaze that can only be described as pure adoration and lust. Yep. That’s it for me. I lean up and kiss him with as much force as I can muster.

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In the meantime… want more Soldier Boy?? Try Taming The Supe <3

[drulalovescas]

Listen. I'm not exactly optimistic about the canon reciprocation in the revival. Like NOT. AT. ALL. OPTIMISTIC. The CW show Supernatural burnt me wayyyy too many times. However.

Imagine that Jensen Ross Ackles actually brings the show back. even though the story seems to be finished???? Because they're all kinda permanently dead this time???? So. Storywise there is no point in bringing it back. The story is done. Unless…you wanna fix things??? So.

Imagine that Jensen Ross Ackles brings it back. After all the bad press the show got for burying their gays. for not letting Dean respond. With there currently being so many different, actually good shows that are doing the queer rep right. And getting tons of attention and praise for it. So again.

Imagine that Jensen Ross Ackles actually brings Supernatural back ... only to make Dean Winchester tell Cas "sorry buddie, I don't love you THAT way." Just to make Dean Winchester NOT reciprocate. Or. Just to NOT address the confession AT ALL. Lmao.

Like…

Who would do that in this economy???! And why????!!

So. what I’m trying to say is, if Jensen Ross Ackles didn’t wanna „go there,” didn’t wanna „open the Pandora Box” wouldn’t it be logical and most importantly wiser to just be like Elsa and let it go????

Obviously. who am I to assume that Jensen Ross Ackles actually wants to do the logical, wiser and more profitable thing. He might just wanna be Dean Fucking Winchester one more time, consequences be damned. which is fair. i get it.

It’s just… it would be REALLY TRULLY [redacted] [deleted] [omitted] to bring the show back in order to bury your gays even deeper and anger and/or alienate your HUGE queer fanbase even more. the fanbase that you still heavily profit off via conventions etc etc.

It would be REALLY TRULLY [redacted] [deleted] [omitted] to bring the show back and not let Dean Winchester kiss the angel of the Lord Castiel stupid.

[justjensenanddean]

Jensen Ackles | Charlotte (North Carolina) Convention, August 20, 2023 | Main Panel

(CreationEnt)

jared prefacing being careful about sag questions and jensen goes “oh i have a handful of stories lined up for you guys” so let’s go (x)

danneel got Jensen an experience driving cool cars and it was at 7 am (x)

“7 am? on a saturday? i’m already not happy” (x)

danneel got Jensen an even to get to drive a fast exotic car around a track but at 7am on a Saturday and he asked if she would come with him and she said “no i’m sleeping” (x)

JENSENS CAR HAD A RAINBOW UNICORN ON THE HOOD AND IT WAS PINK. ITS NAME WAS “sparkles glitter hooves” (x)

his helmet also had a pink unicorn on it. (x)

the car broke on the track 😭😭😭 they only got up to 50mph and it stopped (x)

aw he didn't wait to get another driver he just got in his actual car and went home. Jensen; it was NOT a great experience and i wish i had just stayed in bed (x)

jensen: i hurt my hand the other day by pushing on a closet door and it pinched my palm and i pulled my hand back and a piece of my palm was still in the door (x)

ARROW ASKED HIM IF SHE WANTED HER TO HOLD HIM BC THATS WHAT HE DOES WHEN SHES HURT (x)

jensen just told a story that one of his girls fell and he offered to hold them then he hurt his hand and he heard over his shoulder “… want me to hold you?” (x)

jensen had an emergency kit that phil gave him from season 8 and he opened it and he thought it would have bandages but all it had was salt and matches (x)

“make the bed first thing in the morning” - Jensen (x)

“would you rather have the others’ face for a butt or the other’s butt for a face” (x)

Jensen: yeah id rather have his face for a butt. jared: better wear see thru pants bc you’d have a damn fine ass Jensen: jokes on you i already have a damn fine ass (x)

jensen: I already have a fine ass jared: *chanting* prove it! prove it! (x)

Jensen prefers hard plastic spatulas (x)

jensen reccomends four roses whiskey (x)

fan: advice on senior year or life? jensen: do as much as you can. sign up for clubs. do as much as possible (x)

jensen is telling the baseball/theatre conflict story again he really is troy bolton (x)

in his senior year jensen left baseball early to do a play this man was living high school musical irl (x)

fan; if you were earths ambassador to talk to aliens, what would you ask or show them jared: FACE BUTT jensen: *in alien voice* excuse me can i ASS you a question (x)

LAST QUESTION IS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME GROWING UP LETS GO JARED SAYS SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND JENSEN SAYS GOLDENEYE (x)

jensen saying it’s a me mario with the accent (x)

(outerspaceangie)

[holylulusworld]

The assistant (6) - Good times

Summary: You are invisible most of the time.

Pairing: Former!Boss!Steve Rogers x Former!Assistant(plussized)!Reader

Possible pairing: Jake Jensen x Reader, Lloyd Hansen x Reader, Curtis Everett x Reader, Ari Levinson x Reader, Andy Barber x Reader, Mike Weiss x Reader

A/N: Okay, I went a little crazy with all the CEvans charaters in this one.

Warnings: angst, flirty CEvans characters, language, plussized/chubby reader, protective brothers, Lloyd being Lloyd, fluff, domestic brothers

The assistant masterlist

<;< Part 5

Here are the nicknames every brother gave the reader:

Lloyd – Cupcake; Jake – Sweetie; Ari – Sweetness; Curtis – Sunshine; Andy – Pookie; Mike – Flower

“What’s your plan, Lloyd?!” Andy sighs as his brother refuses to tell him about his plan. “I told you that I’m all in. I’ve missed my family…and…”

“And?” Lloyd asks. “What else did you miss?”

“The business, okay. My life is boring and lonely. I can’t breathe right when I’m home at the empty house. The one Laurie wanted me to buy. I hate it there.”

“Congrats on realizing your life is shitty since you left us,” Ari snickers. “How about you find some pussy to get over that uptight bitch you left us for?”

“Ari, don’t,” Jake warns. “We agreed on leaving the past behind. Let’s celebrate that the lost brothers returned home.”

“I second that,” Curtis grumbles. He lifts his glass before downing it in one go. “So, have we already decided on who is allowed to make a move on Y/N first.”

Jake jerks his head toward his brother. He gives Curtis the stinky eye, daring him to make a move on you. “She’s my friend, not yours. I saw her first. I talked to her first. Keep your hands to yourself.”

“Back to the plan you mentioned,” Mike shyly looks at Lloyd. He’s unsure if his brothers even want him to be a part of their plans, but he will try anything to earn his place in the family again.

“You will love it, Mickey,” Lloyd snickers. “We will steal Captain America’s shield. That asshat won’t know what hit him.”

“You want to steal his shield?” Andy furrows his brows. “That’s your endgame? Shield theft. I thought we want to pay him back for humiliating and hurting Y/N.”

“Lloyd, that’s one stupid plan,” Jake groans. “I thought you are the mastermind here. What do you want with the shield? I wanna punch his face.”

“He’s a super-soldier, right?” Mike looks at his phone. He’s watching a video of Steve fighting the Chitauri in New York City. “Damn, he breaks through walls and punches aliens with that shield. I don’t think we will be able to steal the shield.”

“How about we leak nudes of Captain Asshole?” Jake suggests. “Or maybe a sex tape. We need something really dirty and disgusting.”

“I bet he has a small dick. We could just take a few pictures and leak them,” Lloyd hums. “It’s not the worst plan. Lemme think about the details.”

“Hey, don’t take over my plan! It’s mine. I will think about the details.” Jake complains loudly.

Ari rolls his eyes.

“Guys, this is an awful plan. Do you honestly believe the Avengers don’t have a public relations team helping them find shit about the so-called heroes on the internet? Have you never asked yourself why there are no embarrassing snapshots of one of them to find?”

“If you don’t like this plan. What’s your plan?” Jake snaps at Ari. “Rogers is a super-soldier. Y/N doesn’t want us to hurt Rogers.”

“She doesn’t want us to get hurt,” Andy corrects. “We won’t be able to physically hurt Captain America. We need to outsmart him.”

“Let’s steal the shield then,” Lloyd grumbles. “It’s our best shot. He loves that piece of metal. Without it, he’s only a guy in a costume.”

“You mean he’s a guy in a costume with super-strength, and the ability to run through walls,” Andy sarcastically says. “All your plans are, doomed to failure. We need to hit him fast, hard, and without mercy.”

“Aw, look at Mr. Lawyer. He wants to play the big bad mobster again,” Lloyd teases. “Tell me, Andy. How do you intend on hitting a super-soldier fast and hard.”

“What if we drug him?” Mike throws in. “We can drug and kidnap him. If we got him in our clutches, we could give him hell.”

“Hmm…that’s not the worst plan.” Lloyd nods.

“Guys, I finished dinner,” you poke your head into the conference room. “Do you have time for food and a break?”

“Food?” Jake licks his lips. “Of course, sweetie. We will have dinner with you. Right, guys?”

“Sure.” Mike gets up from his seat to follow you like a puppy. “What are we eating, Flower?”

“Flower?” you cock your head to look at Mike.

“Uh-I think the nickname suits you. You’re beautiful, and kind, and you brighten a room when you enter it.” He walks next to you. “Thank you for the breakfast. It was delicious.”

“It’s the least I could do. Your brothers were all so kind and helped me get over the loss of my job, and everything happening with Steve Rogers.”

“I’d like to help you too. What do you want me to do to him? Name it, and I’ll do it.”

“Mike, you should enjoy having your brothers back in your life. Focus on your family and start anew. Forget about Steve Rogers. I intend on doing so. He never appreciated all the hard work I put into organizing his life.”

“Don’t you want to pay him back?”

You shrug. “I quit and walked out of the Avengers building, my head held high. I could’ve made a fuss. But I hate being the victim. People like Sandy believe they always get away with the shit they pull. I believe, one day, karma will bite them in the ass.”

“I love the way you think.”

You chuckle. “Let’s get some food into you. You look so thin.”

“Cupcake, we will never let you go,” Lloyd exclaims before he shoves the last spoonful of food into his mouth. “Damn, you cook like an angel and look like a sexy devil.”

“Lloyd,” Jake grunts. “Stop hitting on her!”

“I don’t need to hit on Y/N. She’s already enchanted by me.”

“Sunshine, the food was great,” Curtis tries to stop his brothers from fighting over you and win you over at the same time. “A toast to Y/N and the wonderful meal she prepared for us.”

“So, Pookie,” Andy’s deep voice catches you off guard, “what are your plans for tonight? Do you have time to tell me more about your contract and what happened with Rogers?”

Lloyd frowns deeply. Not only did Andy give you a nickname, but he also leans closer to you to grip the backrest of your chair.

“We need to keep an eye on Andy,” Ari whispers in Jake’s ear. “He tries to snatch Y/N out of our hands. Our brother is a dangerous opponent. Andy looks like the domestic dream of every woman.”

“Can we not forget about all of this? I’m ready to move on,” you softly reply. “Jake, I’d like to take over the position you offered. I love taking care of paperwork, and cookies.”

Jake grins. If you work with him from now on, he’s got a better chance to win your heart over before one of his brothers gets his hands on you.

“I want to blow his ass up with a hand grenade for hurting you, cupcake. Say yes,” Lloyd almost whines. He’s itching to pay Steve back.

“No violence, Lloyd,” you tut and point your fork at the cocky mustache enthusiast. “I told all of you so. All I want is to start a new life.”

“Alright,” Ari claps his hands. “It’s decided then. You will move in with us and work with Jake from now on.”

“Wait! I didn’t agree to move in with you!” You roll your eyes as the brothers protest loudly. “Guys, I got an apartment.”

“Sweetness, we got a mansion with ten bedrooms. You’ll keep the room you inherit. It has a balcony, a walk-in wardrobe, a fireplace, and a comfortable queen-sized bed.”

“Ari,” you sigh deeply, “that’s not the point here. We don’t even know each other. All you know about me is my sob story.”

“I know you,” Lloyd runs his index and middle finger over his mustache. “I checked your background, cupcake. I know every detail about you and your life and decided to keep you.”

“And if we start a war with Captain America it’s safer for you to stay here, with all of us,” Curtis says. “We can get all of your belongings in no time.”

“We know your apartment was furnished,” Jake says.

You bury your face in your hands and groan. All brothers insist that you must stay at their place. Even Andy and Mike who just met you.

“Guys…”

“Sweetie, please stay here with us. What if Sandy tries to get back at you?” Jake begs. “Rumors say Stark fired her.”

“I don’t think she’ll try to…” You frown. Sandy never liked you. She did everything in her power to get your job and office. “Or would she?”

“See, we don’t know yet, Pookie. Stay here, and we handle the rest.” Andy looks you up and down, humming as you shift in your seat.

Six pairs of stunning blue eyes are set on you.

You sigh and nod. There is no use fighting six stubborn brothers. “Only until we know if Sandy is planning to get back at me…”

>> Part 7

The assistant

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[winchesterwild78]

Chance Meeting Part 10 (pt 2)

Part 10 (part 1)

18+ Minors DO NOT interact

This is my first ever fan fiction. I adore Jensen Ackles and have no hate towards his family. In this he’s single. I’m not sure exactly how to do this so any suggestions or feedback is appreciated. Please be kind and all mistakes are my own. All work is mine. Please don’t copy it.

Warnings: fluff, angst, smut, Jensen being a sweetheart

Chapter/ Trigger Warnings: Smut, unprotected sex (cover it up y’all), fluff, small moment of insecurity

A/N: I’m working hard on making sure the chapters get done quickly. I don’t want to leave you hanging for too long. If you have any suggestions please let me know. Reader is older-not trying to alienate anyone, but I wanted the reader close to Jensen’s age and with children. This will make more sense in later chapters. This chapter finds our lovebirds in Texas. Small time jump noted. Enjoy 😁

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He opened it and pushed you in. He kicked the door closed and he walked you backwards towards the bed. Your legs hit the bed and you fell backwards. Jensen dropped to his knees and put your legs over his shoulders once again devouring you. It didn’t take long to build you back up and before too long you were gasping and cumming hard on his tongue. He helped you ride your high before he pulled his fingers out and his head up. He leaned over you capturing your lips. You could taste yourself on his lips and feel his erection pressed against your mound. He stood up and pulled off his pants and boxers. Letting his hard cock spring free. You bit your bottom lip as you slid backwards towards the top of the bed. Jensen climbed on the bed and positioned himself between your legs. He grabbed your legs and lined himself up with your dripping wet pussy. He pushed inside slowly and you moved your hips into him. “Move baby, please I need all of you.” You said while panting. Jensen bottomed out inside you and started to set a steady pace. The room was quickly filled with the sounds of moans and flesh hitting flesh. Sweat was forming on Jensen’s forehead and yours. You felt that familiar feeling again and wanted to chase it. “Get on your knees y/n” Jensen growled as he thrust deeper into you. He pulled out as you flipped on your hands and knees. You stuck your ass in the air and leaned on your elbows. As Jensen pushed inside you, you arched your back and flung your head back. Jensen grabbed your hair and you groaned loudly. One of his hands was gripping your hair and the other was on your hip digging into your flesh. You pushed your body into his as he fucked you deeper. You took one of your hands and started rubbing your clit. Faster and faster chasing your release. Jensen’s thrusts started to get sloppier and as you came for the second time he groaned and pushed his release deep into you. Coating your walls with his hot cum. He let go of your hair and helped you lay down. He rolled on his side and cupped your face kissing you gently. “Was that okay, y/n” he asked softly. “More than okay, it was perfect” you said kissing him. You both laid there for a few minutes before he got up to get a washcloth to clean you both. After you were both cleaned you climbed under the covers to lay there for a few minutes longer. “We need to get up and go eat” Jensen said. “I am kinda hungry now” you said smirking at Jensen. He kissed the tip of your nose before crawling out of bed and pulling on some jogging pants. You got up and pulled on your panties and grabbed one of Jensen’s shirts. You met him downstairs in the kitchen and helped him get dinner set up. “Let’s take this in the living room and veg out” Jensen said as he grabbed the pizza box. You grabbed the plates, napkins and drinks before following him. He turned on the television and sat back on the couch next to you. He grabbed a slice and handed it to you before grabbing one for himself. He picked a movie and you both sat in comfortable silence while eating and watching tv. After you both were full you grabbed the plates, pizza and empty beer bottles and took them in the kitchen. You put the leftover pizza away, washed the plates and threw the bottles away. While you were washing dishes you were humming and dancing. You didn’t notice Jensen leaning against the wall watching you. He has a sweet smile on his face and was deep in thought. He couldn’t believe how lucky he was to have found you and fallen in love with you. You spun around and jumped when you saw him. He laughed and you playfully slapped his arm. “You scared me” you said. “Sorry babe. I was enjoying the show” he said while pulling you into a kiss. You smiled into his lips.

“Come on y/n, let’s go to bed” he said grabbing your hand. He walked around locking doors and setting the alarm. Turning off the lights you both climbed the stairs. Walking into your bedroom you went to the bathroom to get ready for bed. You decided to sleep in Jensen’s shirt. When you came out you crawled into bed waiting for Jensen. The bed was huge but you snuggled to his side. Jensen walked out of the bathroom with his jogging pants on and no shirt. You instinctively bit your lip at the sight of him. He smirked and climbed in the bed. Jensen pulled you close and you snuggled into him taking in his scent. “I love you, y/n. Thank you for trusting me and taking a chance on me.” He said as he kissed your forehead. “Oh Jensen, thank you for taking a chance on me. I know you could have anyone you want and you chose me. I love you so much, Jensen.” You said as you looked up into his emerald green eyes. He gave you a soft smile “I’d choose you over and over again y/n. Now, let’s get some sleep. We’ve got some decorating to do tomorrow.” One last “I love you” came from both of you and you both drifted off to sleep.

[companion-showdown]

Hottest Companion Nominations are Now Open!

You can nominate any character in the Whoniverse, human, alien, robot, it does not matter, the only rule is that they should pass the Harkness test (human intelligence or greater, able to communicate using language, sexually mature for their species)

Current Nominations:

Masters:

Missy

Delgado!Master

Simm!Master

Dhawan!Master

Crispy!Master

Shalka!Master

Jacobi!Master

Ainley!Master

Roberts!Master from MASTER!

Roberts!Master

Classic Who Characters:

Erato (The Creature from the Pit)

Duggan

Meglos!4

Allison Williams (Remembrance of the Daleks)

Rachel Jensen (Remembrance of the Daleks)

Sara Kingdom

Alternate Universe!Liz

Ramón Salamander

Osgood (no this isn't the new who one)

The Rani

Queen Thalira (The Curse of Pleadon)

Andred

Carol (the Sensorites)

Penley (the Ice Warriors)

Isobel (the Invasion)

Kelly (Seeds of Death)

New Who Characters:

Dalek Sec

Tasha Lem

Idris!TARDIS

2000s Sarah-Jane (70s Sarah-Jane will be the automatically qualifying Sarah)

Kate Stewart

Jenny Flint

Vastra

Jabe

Chantho

Shakespeare (this is the most recognisable place he appears in Doctor Who)

Ruth!Doctor

Osgood

Handles

Danny Pink

Bel

Vinder

Jake (Rise of the Cybermen/The Age of Steel)

Jenny (The Doctor's Daughter)

Jethro (Midnight)

Lady Christina de Souza (Planet of the Dead)

Gwen Cooper

Tallulah (Daleks in Manhattan/Evolution of the Daleks)

Lynda (Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways)

Liz 10 (The Beast Below)

Frank (Daleks in Manhattan/Evolution of the Daleks)

Heather (The Pilot)

Sally Sparrow (Blink)

Madam de Pompadour

Miss Evangelista (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead)

Ada Lovelace

Billy Shipton (Blink)

Lorna Bucket

Tosh

Stacy Campbell (Partners in Crime)

Anita (Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead)

Girl who was the sex gas

Frobisher (Torchwood)

EU Characters:

Fey Truscott-Sade

Hebe Harrison

Tom Campbell (Dalek Invasion of Earth 2150AD)

Valarie Lockwood

Compassion

Zagreus!TARDIS

Irving Braxiatel

Trey!Romana

War Queen!Romana

Narvin

Sibling Different

Chris Cwej (first incarnation)

Father Kreiner

Chris Cwej (second incarnation)

Chris Cwej (third incarnation)

Chris Cwej (V Cwej)

Dalek Prime Strategist (Time Lord Victorious)

The Graak (Destiny of the Doctors)

Sheila (Señor 105's companion)

Carmen Yeh (Companion of the Sixth Doctor in a charity anthology and latter companion of Compassion in Book of the War. Also implied to be a companion of the Eighth Doctor as well)

Scarlette (eight doctors wife)

Nivet (Compassions first companion)

Cousin Eliza (Cousin Justine's companion aka the Grandfather Paradox (who has a slim chance of being the Doctor so that backs it up)

Sally Armstrong (the Master’s companion (the master might also part of the Doctor depending on the source, or at the very least a reincarnation of the same person)

Patience (the Others wife or the first doctors wife or the infinity doctors wife, depends on source)

Daisy Weston the companion of the Robert Banks Stewart Doctor

Alison Cheney

The City of the Saved

Laura Tobin

The War King

Marie

Ulysses

Penelope Gate

Homunculette

Lolita

Marnal

Captain Scarlet

Doctor Fawn

The Mysterons

Colonel White

Steve Zodiac

Venus (Fireball XL5)

Captain Black

Jane Fonda!Iris Wildthyme

Claudia Marwood

Lauren Anderson

Other polls about the running of this tournament:

splitting up men and women for as long as numbers allow

including or excluding companions it is very difficult or impossible to read as adults (all their actors are adults)

Nominations will be open for 24 hours, closing around 13:30 BST (UTC + 1), 03/09

[blanketforcas]

Thank you for transcribing that "soulmate" answer from the j2 m&g, I hadn't heard it and probably never would've. Tell me why I'm not surprised someone from that specific crowd asked it. 🤭 Tell me why I'm not surprised Jared answered the way he did. Jensen, though. Lol that he at first tried to find the point in canon where it said they were soulmates before making the "implied" joke (Listen, buddy! I know you read the scripts too, there was indeed a lot of shit being implied about Dean between the lines.) I can appreciate the balls it took for him to stray away from the robotic "sure, they were soulmates, they were better together" answer Jared was happy to go with and voice his own opinion. In some way, Supernatural did tell the story of Sam and Dean being soulmates, and it wasn't always romanticized, it was a noose around their necks as much as it was their bond. But the show also gave us "family don't end in blood" for a reason, so I like that Jensen believes instead that multiple characters could share that title.

yeah it's pretty predictable what jared will say/how he will navigate those questions cause that's kind of the only card he (thinks he) gets to draw at this point

and it's been interesting to see how jensen sort of wiggles himself out of that pigeonhole without completely alienating the bronlies etc

[orionsangel86]

Aa someone who pretty much threw away all their hope as soon as SPN cons started up again after the finale, it is a really crazy position to be in now to have to once again adjust my views and reconsider everything thats been said over the last 2.5 years.

I quit spn fandom and stopped paying attention to cast interviews because frankly:

Jared literally does nothing but spew the absolute worst most rancid takes I have ever heard to the point that I genuinely believe the man is completely deranged and has no idea about the show he filmed for 15 years

Misha has basically given up hope and stopped caring. He started off fighting to ensure people took the confession seriously, and seemed genuinely proud and passionate about ensuring people understood the love confession was legit and Cas knew exactly what he was saying, but over the years it seemed like he was broken down behind the scenes and forced to toe a company line of ambiguity for some unknown suspicious reason. Now he's back to resorting to jokes most of the time.

Jackles though, Jackles has until this point always been a fucking head fuck of a mystery. The "sexy silence" post finale. The sole interactions being with Misha and about the confession. The way he gushed about the confession shortly after it aired before the finale. Then the production company, The Winchesters, the J2 messy public fallout and cringy PR fake reassurance of love for his "brother". The fact that in every con up until this point he has kept any answers about the confession abiguous and deliberately vague - always playing both sides, always trying to keep ALL fans happy whatever they believe about the show. The attempt to explain it as Cas not feeling love the way humans do at one point (much to fandoms horror).

I admit I have joked many times about the "jackles long con" (the conspiracy theory that ever since he found out how spn has ended he has personally been on a war path to fix things and give us a satisfactory ending for Dean and Cas) but I was always in 2 minds about whether it was legit a thing. I believed he wanted to fix Dean's ending somehow yes, but I always figured Cas's story was an afterthought the same way Sam's was. I had no delusions that Jackles would legit want to give closure to the confession and give us reciprocated Destiel - whatever that may look like. It just didn't seem like a thing Jackles would want to do. Save Dean? Yes definitely. But actually make it canon that Dean is bisexual and madly in love with his angelic best friend? Even on his most Destiel friendly days I have never been able to truly believe that.

But this latest response from him at jibcon is veerrrry interesting. To plainly state that he hopes the confession is addressed. That he wants to see that. Its the first time he's ever mentioned it in non vague terms.

Look I have no hope of a fanfiction style sappy romantic destiel reunion scene in the Winchesters or whatever. But for Jensen to genuinely give a clear and thoughtful response about what he thinks that would look like, that he thinks Dean would want to talk about that, and address it, that is certainly progress beyond anything we've had from him before.

One of my friends in our group chat raised the thought of Jackles addressing the confession only to have Dean tell Cas he's sorry, but he doesn't feel the same way. THAT is a terrifying thought, but I gotta ask, would Jackles really do such a thing? He knows exactly how much Destiel means to the fans. He knows how important it is, hell, he was online watching the Nov 5th fallout along with everyone else. If it wasnt important, it wouldn't have trended above the US election. He would alienate the majority of his fanbase. Remember, he has already technically picked a side - something I thought he would never do. The Jared stans and bronlies and Destiel haters all loathe him now. They curse his name as much as Misha's ever since he dared to exclude Sam/Jared from The Winchesters. Jensen isn't an idiot, he knows who his main fanbase is, and that is proved even more obvious by The Winchesters itself, which according to my friends who watch it, is very pro Destiel. My friend described it as what SPN could have been were it not for Jared and Bob Singer - a kinder, friendlier, queerer, and more equal, show. I haven't watched it so I can't comment, but I see so many people say that this among other recent behaviours proves that Jackles is on our side.

I am of course still a bit hesitant to give him so much credit. I'm not gonna stamp him with a big HELLER FRIEND stamp like the one we stamped on Misha years ago. But I am feeling more positive towards him than I have in ages.

Ever since the confession, the official stance on Destiel seems to be to keep it as vague and ambiguous as possible. To never confirm or deny anything especially when it comes to Dean. This has been frustrating, but has kept the door open at least.

By Jackles stating today that he wants the confession addressed and even hinting that it may be in the cards sooner rather than later, tells me that a decision has possibly been made.

The ambiguity has got to go. Dean either reciprocates or he doesn't. Those are the only options available.

If, as it has so often been teased and alluded to, Cas is going to make an appearance in The Winchesters, Jackles would surely need to get Misha on board with his plans. Misha who has been firmly on the side of Destiel since day 1. Would Misha really agree to step back into Cas's shoes only to have his heart broken by a rejection from the man he loves? I don't think he would.

So surely, the only way for the confession to be addressed is to go with the other option. Full reciprocation.

Who else is there to even object anymore? Jared? Fuck that guy? Bob Singer? That old asshole has no power anymore. The CW? Maybe. I dunno what Jackles situation is with the execs and how much power he has over the Winchesters stories. But perhaps he's been able to convince them? Given the state of queer media in 2022 and how rapidly the world has moved on from tolerating CW style queerbait.

Shows like OFMD, Good Omens, The Sandman, IWTV, WWDITS, etc etc... they have proven that queer is popular. It brings in cash. The CW has always been sitting on a goldmine with Destiel, which has never really stopped being popular, even now. They were fools to not go all the way the first time around, and after the queer media boom of 2022 they look like even bigger fools. I still have my own beliefs about the circumstances that prevented a proper destiel ending (mostly to do with the business of the one star the CW were holding onto at that time and his stupid cop propoganda show) but considering all that has happened since then, were the CW given another chance to explore Destiel now, I think they'd be absolute fools not to take it.

Anyway, the point of all my rambling is this: I think I'm back on board. Laying it all out logically, if Jackles is gonna address this, he's gonna do it in the way that will be the most popular, and generate the most publicity, engagement, and ultimately, cash.

In other words: we may see yet ANOTHER "Destiel is canon" day before the decade is over.

[dotthings]

I'm just going to call a spade a spade. The obnoxious Jensen stan twitter queens who are toxic and over parasocializing and overbearing simply don't care. They don't care how they look. They don't care how many Jensen fans they alienate--real, actual, long term Jensen fans.

Jensen stan twitter's joy policing, harassment, dogpiling, negative projections onto Jensen, misinformation, hatred, ship shaming, or spiraling and attacking people over perceived slights, and in some cases, the way they shame other fans for merely existing while not stanning Jensen in the narrow terms "they" (meaning, the hard core Jensen stan twitter queens) decided was the only way to stan Jensen, plus blatant disregard for basic 101 objective and universal fandom etiquette like: don't steal photo ops, erase the fan from the photo to turn it into a manip (WTF??? Are they this parasocially desperate?? Do they understand Jensen and Danneel are ACTUALLY MARRIED??), then show hostility and absolute disrespect about the rights of the owner of the op.

(And they have the unmitigated gall to ship shame?? To try to paint destiel shippers as The Problem??? Are you effing kidding me??? It's not easy to face you've become what you supposedly can't tolerate and they'll likely never get there.)

And facts are facts are facts. They will have to cope. I don't gaf how angry they are. Let them rage. They can't undo facts.

Many people love Misha and ship Destiel and that includes many Jensen fans. Nor are the Jensen stan twitter queens the entire universe of Jensen fandom. Period. No, stfu. There is no argument here. I'm giving facts.

You are not less of a Jensen fan because you love Misha and Cas and ship Destiel. Period. Inarguable. No I don't gaf about any counter arguments. No, stfu. This is not arguable. Get lost.

Jensen is very very fond of Misha and they are close friends. Period. No. Stfu. No arguments. Accept reality or get out.

They're mad that any Jensen fans look up to Danneel. They're mad that JenMish fans--who genuinely like both Jensen and Misha and respect them BOTH--exist. They're angry people even so much as ship cockles (even when that lane is legit less boundary crossing and less parasocialized toxicity than the stans who keep hating on them). They're angry that Destiel shippers exist. They're angry that anyone still loves Cas. They are extra angry that any Jensen fans also love those things and that they have to share Jensen with us. They're a gatekeeping hyperparasocialized toxic mess.

Well. Same. However much they want to gatekeep the rest of us away from Jensen that's how much I wish they would stay away from Jensen. Quite the impasse, isn't it. The way they ignore or disregard or trample over actual Jensen perspectives for the convenience of their hate projections puts me into a parasocialized defensive mood. Get away from him!!!!!

And I am over the excuses. "But SPN--" "But Cas--" "But Misha stans--" "but hellers--" cool story, and Jensen fans have a right to their own sets of grievances, I have many myself. But it's moot, because it's not an excuse to keep being a-holes.

[hologramcowboy]

This was JA in the beginning of this year's JIB and then last weekend:

You know how HIGHLY critical I am of him, how much I dislike many of his actions and opinions since SPN ended, and mostly how much he hurt Jared and tried to smear his reputation during his TW's promo tour with small comments that could have been taken to a bigger scale than they were - thank God that dint happen.

But on a human level, why is nobody helping this man? Are only you and me seeing how unhappy he is? Like if fans can see, why his family and friends cannot? Or if they do, why don't they interfere? It goes beyond him "getting a new face" every 6 months. Most of his acting has become soulless, the passion he seemed to have for music is gone as well. His alcohol intake - to me - works like a clutch / a tool he overuses to make things bearable. The way he has been marketing himself is so insincere, artificial and plastic. Almost like he thinks all he has to offer now is his looks.

I don't want to be alarmist, cause , then again, I am a stranger to him and my perceptions could be entirely wrong, but Its just that my empathetic side can't help to pick up on all of this and be sad for him.

This is not an ask per se, just me talking to somebody who I know cares about him beyond his physical appearance. You don't need to answer publicly or even in private if it gets to heavy for you cause I know you're a sensitive person (totally using sensitive in a good, human, healthy way here).

Also, I noticed you're been here less, I hope everything is okay with you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I wonder the same. I see so many posts of people drooling over pictures where Jensen looks soulless, disconnected and clearly suffering. Can they really not get over his looks just once to see the human behind them? He is spiraling more and more and not having a job seems to be detrimental to his well being. The person I judge the most in this is Danneel, she's just like those obsessed fangirls who objectify him, she seems to be highly out of touch with his emotional make-up.

It also seems Jensen has somewhat alienated his family in favor of Elta's and that worries me deeply. I hope a friend of family member will interveve since it's clear Danneel could care less. Jensen is a father so I hope he finds his balance soon because his addictions are bound to affect his relationships.

@unabashedlyinlove sending love right back! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[foolondahill17]

The flashback episodes make a lot more sense when you read them as altered through the lense of whoever's memory we're in.

1.18 Something Wicked is obviously from Dean's pov. It's shrouded in shame and guilt, which is why we see Dean doing things that don't make sense. I.e. throwing out the spaghettios. I just don't buy that Dean, even that young, even in the heat of anger, would throw out perfectly good food when the only alternative is to go hungry. But I think his memory of the entire night has been altered by his guilt for "allowing" Sammy to be put into danger because of his own distraction. It's all be rewritten into one big glaring "You messed up. You did x, y, z wrong. Dad was right to disdain you."

3.8 Very Supernatural Christmas, is from Sam's memory. It's been distorted by his feelings of alienation and being completely blindsided and learning the truth about his dad. Do I think Dean actually yelled in Sam's face to "never talk about mom"? Not really. I think Dean probably got irritated and snapped, but I don't think it was a big explosion. But Sam's memory is blanketed in the overall feeling of always being in the dark, of being constantly lied to and berated for his questions, so he reads Dean's reactions as harsher than they might have been in reality.

4.13 After School Special, another one from Sam's pov. It's pretty clear that Sam views Dean's teenage years as rife with delinquency and womanizing, which is why I think this episode is so discordant when it comes to Dean's characterization. Would Dean be a total asshole to a teacher on his first day when it's been hammered into his head by John not to draw attention to himself? I don't think so. Would he threaten to pull a kid's lungs out because they're tormenting Sammy? Oh...um, yeah. I think he probably would do that actually. Would he cheat on his girlfriend to self-sabatoge when they were becoming too emotionally intimate and he knew they'd eventually have to separate, anyway, and he'd rather be a jerk than face the hurt of perceived abandonment? Um...actually that one rings true, too. But I don't think he would be so brash about it, if that makes sense? Like I don't think he would have risked a big blowup confrontation in the middle of school. Mostly, however, the one that doesn't sit right with me is being pointedly and intentionally abrasive to authority when he knows he and Sam are a 17 and 14 year old living alone, and any misstep could have serious consequences for his family. Yeah, he's keeping his head down in the classroom.

7.03 the Girl Next Door, also from Sam's pov. I don't have much to say about this one, except for the fact that, seen through Sam's rosy lenses of bygone Romeo-and-Juliet-esque innocence, is makes Dean's eventual actions toward Amy that much more horrifying. I'm definitely not saying Dean was justified for killing Amy, but I am saying that if the episode wasn't colored by Sam's rose-colored glasses, then Dean's perspective would be clearer: Amy was a girl Sam had seen two or three times at the library, flirted with once, shared a single kiss with when he was 15, and hadn't seen for over a decade. I wouldn't have trusted her, either.

9.07 Bad Boys, even though this one is pointedly from Dean's pov, I do think it is the more accurate of all the flashback episodes. This is half because Dylan is the most convincing young!Dean actor, who brings the same nuance to the character as Jensen does, but also because it doesn't shy away from the cringiness of Dean's teenagehood like in After School Special. In After School Speciel, Dean is way too suave and sure of himself. Yeah, we know from context clues, it's mostly bravado, but I think Sam's memory inlays another layer of "coolness" to his older brother that we don't see in Dean's more stripped, honest memory of himself as a teenager in Bad Boys. His first kiss is downright embarrassing (as all first kisses are). The dorky awkwardness of that interaction is the kind of thing most people gloss over in their memories, but the fact that the episode doesn't hints to its authenticity.

15.16 Drag Me Away sucks ass honestly. It seems to skew marginally toward Dean's pov, but the only meaningful moment is Dean finding the pile of dead children and admitting to having nightmares about it for years afterward. Other than that, it's pretty hard to reconcile the caretaker Dean we know with Dean telling his 11-year-old brother he's too stupid for college. Idk, maybe I could read harder into it, but season 15 was super bland and uneven when it comes to characterization for everyone, and I just kinda ignore it.

2 disclaimers: I don't think any of the writers of these episodes intentionally distorted characterization according to whose memory we were in. I just like to fill the plot holes bad writing leaves behind with tiny pebbles and shiny things because I'm a crow.

Also, yeah, this is Dean!centric because almost everything in my life is Dean!centric.

[themoodyestj]

https://www.tumblr.com/themoodyestj/763085211365998592/yes-jensen-is-losing-eyebrows-and-eyes-leashes?source=share

The comment was not against you but more at the anon. I didn't understand why it was relevant to ask a question about physical appearance changing like it's something alien and strange.

Ok, if I'm being honest? When I saw the pic I noticed it too. It wasnt the best pic in the best lighting, and I had heard him make that eyebrow comment previously and i went "Oh, he's right." And thats ok, Anon. We can love someone and say they have less eyebrows, or they need a haircut, or something of the sort.

Go in peace, ok? Much love here.

[winchesterwild78]

Chance Meeting pt 9

Part 8

18+ Minors DO NOT interact

This is my first ever fan fiction. I adore Jensen Ackles and have no hate towards his family. In this he’s single. I’m not sure exactly how to do this so any suggestions or feedback is appreciated. Please be kind and all mistakes are my own. All work is mine. Please don’t copy it.

Warnings: fluff, angst, smut, Jensen being a sweetheart

Chapter/ Trigger Warnings: Smut, unprotected sex (cover it up y’all), fluff

A/N: I’m working hard on making sure the chapters get done quickly. I don’t want to leave you hanging for too long. If you have any suggestions please let me know. Reader is older-not trying to alienate anyone, but I wanted the reader close to Jensen’s age and with children. This will make more sense in later chapters. This chapter takes place on the road with our lovebirds. Not sure how many chapters are left. It’s just flowing. Enjoy 😁

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It was about 10 hours in to the drive to Texas and you were really getting tired of being in the car. There was a little over 10 hours left and you knew an overnight stay was in your future. Jensen had been driving since you two left your apartment. He had stopped a few times to stretch, eat, get gas or whatever y’all needed. You looked over at him and could tell the drive was wearing on him too. “Babe, how about we find a nice hotel to stop at for the night. You’re exhausted and so am I.” You said touching his arm. Yawning he looked over at you and shook his head in agreement. You pulled out your phone and started looking in the area for a decent hotel. You eventually found one about 3 miles away. Jensen took the exit and pulled into the parking lot. You leaned over kissed his lips and said “I’ll go check us in. You sit tight.” He smiled and nodded.

You grabbed your bag and walked into the hotel. You were greeted by a middle aged woman with short black hair and glasses that rested on the tip of her nose. “Hey there, Welcome.” She said with a smile. You smiled back and said “hello, I’d like a room for the night please.” “Sure thing sweetie. How many and do you have any pets?” She asked as she started typing in her computer. “Just 2 adults, and no pets.” You answered handing her your ID and credit card. “Here are your room keys, you’re in room 223. If you need anything else just let me know.” She smiled at you. “Thank you so much and I will.” You said as you walked back outside.

Outside you saw Jensen standing against the car with his arms crossed in front of his chest. How was it possible for him to look even more beautiful in the glow of the setting sun. It wasn’t fair how one person could look perfect at any moment. He smiled when he saw you and he started walking towards you. “All set?” He asked. “Yep, let’s grab our bags and head up to the room.” You said leaning in to grab your overnight bag. Jensen grabbed his and then took yours off your shoulder carrying it too. He had his ball cap on and his sunglasses hoping to get from the car to the room without being recognized. He loved his fans but he really was exhausted. You both walked in the hotel fingers intertwined. The clerk looked over at you two and smiled. You smiled back and Jensen tipped his head. Once you got on the elevator you heard Jensen let out a breath. “Almost there babe.” You said. He kissed you on your forehead and nodded. Once the elevator opened you found your room quickly. Jensen pushed open the door and held the door for you. Once in the room he locked the door and removed his cap and sunglasses. He set down your bags and sat on the bed. Jensen ran his hands through his hair and laid back on the bed. You kicked off your shoes and put them to the side. Then you bent down and took his shoes off.

You sat on the bed beside him and leaned over to talk to him. “Hey babe, let me order something for dinner while you jump in the shower and relax.” You said kissing his lips. “I want to wait for you to take that shower sweetheart.” He said while wiggling his eyebrows at you. You smirked and rolled your eyes. “Okay, if you say so stud. What do you want to eat?” You asked. “Pizza or a burger and fries is fine with me.” He said sitting up. You grabbed the room service menu and grabbed the phone. You placed your order, burger and fries for Jensen and chicken sandwich and fries for you. You also ordered him a beer and you some wine. “Okay, Jens they said about 20 minutes.” You said. Jensen nodded and switched on the television. He leaned up against the headboard and patted the bed next to him. You sat down beside him and snuggled close to him. He ran his fingers through your hair as you laid beside him with your head in his lap. You could drift off to sleep with him doing that.

About 20 minutes later someone knocked on the door. Jensen got up and answered it and brought the tray of food in. He thanked the person at the door and gave him a tip. Jensen sat down at the table and took the cloche off both plates. You sat down across from him and both of you started to eat your dinner. A comfortable silence fell over you two as you ate. Jensen opened his beer and said “thanks for ordering dinner for us, y/n.” “Of course babe, thank you for driving all day. I know you’re tired.” You said looking up from your food. “Yeah I am, but not too tired.” He said smiling at you. “Finish your dinner.” You said smirking at him.

Both of you finished off your food and you cleaned up the mess. Jensen walked over to his bag and grabbed his night clothes and his shower bag and went towards the bathroom. He stopped and looked at you “hey, you coming or what?” he asked stopping at the door. “You go ahead and get it warmed up. I’ll be there in a second.” You said smiling at him. He nodded and walked into the bathroom. You grabbed your clothes and bag then decided to text y/f/n to let them know you stopped for the night.

You: Hey girly just wanted to let you know we stopped for the night. We have about 10 hours left.

Y/f/n: Okay. I’m glad you’re safe. Love you and text me tomorrow. Xoxoxo

You: love you too and I will

You set your phone down and walked towards the bathroom. It was a big bathroom with a double vanity sink, the toilet off to the side in its own room and the huge shower with surrounding frosted glass walls was full of steam and your wet, hot boyfriend. You quickly start to remove your clothes and put them in a pile on the floor. “Room for one more in there?” You say seductively as you open the door and step in. As you step in you see Jensen is standing under the hot water facing you. Your eyes look him up and down and you bite your lower lip holding back the moan escaping from your mouth. Jensen looks at you and smiles pulling you closer to him. He places his lips on yours and licks your bottom lip asking for permission to enter your mouth. You open your mouth giving him access and he deepens the kiss. As he’s kissing you he grabs your head and puts his hand in your hair pulling you closer. His other hand roaming your body. His hand brushes against your breast and your breath hitches. The kiss is full of desire and need. His hand travels down your body and stops at your dripping pussy. You spread your legs slightly and he moves his hand in between your folds. “Mm so wet baby girl, is all this for me.” He asks as he hooks a finger inside you. You let out a moan while throwing your head back. Jensen continues to push his digits in you and using his calloused thumb to rub your aching clit. You were moaning his name as his fingers moved faster. Working your body chasing your release. The hot water running down your bodies and steam circling around filling the room with a haze. You felt a familiar sensation in your stomach. Kissing Jensen deeply and rocking your hips into his hand. “I’m gonna cum, Jens” you said through breaths. He leans in to your ear and whispers with a growl “cum for me sweetheart.” You felt your walls clench around his thick digits and his pumping get faster helping your release. Your moans were loud and you were sure the people in the other rooms heard you. You didn’t care. All you cared about was this man and how he knew how to work your body. Your legs started to shake as you were coming down from your release. Jensen’s cock was rock hard and waiting for you. You instinctively licked your lips and dropped down to your knees. You looked up into his lust filled green eyes and took every inch of his cock in your mouth. He moaned and growled as his cock slipped down your throat. You pulled back, licking up every inch of his shaft. When you pulled off you let your mouth pop on his dripping head. He growled and grabbed your head. You looked up at him and nodded. He grabbed your head and fucked your mouth. Curses, moans and praises escaped his mouth only turning you on more. He pulled you up and pushed you against the cold tile. His eyes were so lust filled you swear they were almost black. He kissed your lips and could taste the saltiness of his pre-cum. “Give me your leg baby girl.” He said as his grabbed your left thigh. He lifted it up and lined his hard cock to your dripping pussy. You’ve never been fucked like this in the shower. Usually you’re bent over and fucked until the guy cums. Jensen was different. He is an amazing lover and always makes sure you’re taken care of. He slides his cock in you with one swift thrust. Bottoming out as you gasped. You don’t think you’re ever going to get used to Jensen’s size. Not that you want to. He feels amazing and you can’t help but crave him. Jensen sets a good pace pumping in and out. His free hand is running over your body and his lips are connected with yours. The sound of the running water, wet flesh slapping against each other and moans fill the bathroom. As the water starts to get cold he puts your leg down helping you steady yourself and whispers in your ear “let’s take this to the bed”.

You both grab a towel throwing it around your body and doing a quick drying off. Your bodies are still wet as you fall on the bed. Jensen climbs on top of you and kisses your lips, down your neck and stopping at your breasts. Paying attention to both of them. His mouth on one and his hand on the other before he switches. He lines his still hard cock back up and pushes himself back into you. You gasp and arch your back up. He feels amazing and fits perfectly in you. Your hands are gripping his back and running up and through his hair. He starts thrusting faster chasing his release and you can feel your second one not far away. He feels it too and his thumb starts to rub your clit. You arch your back and push your hips into him. His pace gets sloppier and you grip the sheets as he grabs your hips harder. You feel your release and scream his name. As he feels your walls clench around his cock he chases his own release and ropes of hot cum cover your walls. His pace slows and he slowly pulls out of you. You feel the emptiness left by him and your wetness mixing with his hot cum as it slides out of you. Jensen lays beside you catching his breath and looking into your eyes. He sweeps a piece of hair out of your face and places a soft kiss on your lips.

He gets up and grabs a washcloth to clean you both up. He throws it to the side and snuggles close to you. You lay your head on his chest and run your hand up and down. You giggle a little. “What’s so funny, sweetheart?” He asks. “Um we never did take a shower, we got wet but never did get clean.” You said while laughing. He looked down at you and laughed “I guess you’re right. We’ll have to take another one later” “Oh no, Jensen. We will shower alone next time.” You said playfully hitting his chest. He smirks and says “we’ll see.”

You both laid in the bed for a little while longer. You were too content to get up but you really wanted a shower with actual soap and shampoo this time. You leaned up kissing Jensen’s lips. “Going to take a quick shower babe.” You said getting up. He leaned up and wiggled his eyebrows. “Stop that, you’re insatiable” you said smiling. He groaned and chuckled laying back down. You grabbed your clean clothes and went into the bathroom. You had just rinsed your hair and body when you heard Jensen knock. “Is it safe to come in sweetheart?” He asked. “Yep, just finishing up.” You said as you turned off the water. You stepped out of the shower grabbing a towel and wrapping it around you. Jensen looked at you and bit his lower lip. You smiled and walked over to him kissing his lips. “Take a shower babe, it’s been a long day and we have a long day ahead of us tomorrow.” He kissed your forehead and started to strip. You stood at the door for a minute staring at him. A smile on your face as you thought about how lucky you were. You walked out of the bathroom closing the door.

You climbed in the bed and snuggled down into the blanket once you got dressed. Jensen came out of the bathroom with jogging pants on and no shirt. His hair was dripping from the shower. You saw water trickle down his chest and your breath hitched. “See something you like sweetheart?” He said smirking at you as he climbed into the bed. “Oh yes, I see my sexy boyfriend who I love so much.” You said trying not to bite your lip knowing it turns him on. He chuckles, leans over you and kisses you. “I love you too, let’s get some sleep.” He said while pulling you close. “I love you so much, Jensen.” You said as you snuggled into his arms. You let out a soft sigh and a few minutes later you were drifting off to sleep in the arms of the man you love.

[orpheusilver]

next time you get bored u should answer this ask to talk about your Eric and Morbius ^_^ i love Blade so much so i’m interested in what you have planned so far

hiiiiiiiiiii im procrastinating lol. anyway so you know how this is a hall of mirrors ass story and everybody parallels everybody? yea

sooo eric is the biggest and clearest foil to morgan bc they have.. so much in common. not quite a vampire. trying to atone for times they lost control and killed human people. badass vamp-killing machines. many such cases but the Differences are the funky bit bc on one hand morgan had a like. half-decent upbringing with parents and a house and everything, hes far from stable but the idea of emotional vulnerability isnt totally alien to him. Eric was a very lonely child in a terrible life-threatening situation who grew up into a very lonely adult in a slightly less terrible life-threatening situation.

to be clear eric does have people in his life! its just that theres only 2 of them. he got adopted by his cool butch biker mom whistler as a young teen and theyve been doing the vampire slaying thing ever since, and a few years ago they picked up a hematologist called karen jensen who fell into the "older sister" role. (okay yes like 80% of the blade-related plot was pulled straight from Blade (1998) but ignore that im doing some funky shit with it. okay.) she says shes an uninvolved civilian who provides medical aid since she owes eric a life debt, but this is a lie. shes In the shenanigans.

so like he does have his gay little found family but theres some shit they just dont Get yknow. so then once he does start trusting morgan they get. Very close . Very quickly. hes experiencing previously unknown types of human connection, including being gay in practice and not just in theory! and sure hes kinda avoidant and struggles to open up and express his feelings or establish boundaries but thats ok bc morgan is so anxious about rejection and abandonment that hes very willing to put in tons of work with being vulnerable! theyre meeting somewhere in the middle, they think! morgans only a little bit clingy and always suuuuper apologetic when he crosses those unclear boundaries! surely this is a healthy dynamic that wont collapse catastrophically due to communication problems!

anyway primary foil number 2: peter-man. as in superhero role model / the cooler super-powered role model. like pete always sees morbius as someone who needs to be helped and guided and saved and supported and first and foremost as his Responsibility. eric, at least at first, sees him as a Fucking Threat. to be understood and/or neutralized. and morgan really appreciates that! then eric learns to trust and respect him and they begin this totally-not-dysfunctional partnership of equals, its kinda cute if you ignore that its blatantly barreling towards destruction <3

edit i completely forgot the point of that last paragraph. eric respecting morgan like an equal makes him realize that actually, spider-guy is being kind of a cunt about this and why is he trying to prove himself to that loser anyway hes got a cool goth boyfriend now. he actually tries to earn peters respect by making him recognize him as dangerous which BACKFIRES BADLY lmao bc peter is trying to control morbius' sense of Hero Ethics just as much as hes trying to control who he punches and when, so seeing morgan get scary makes him double down on the "holy shit dont get evil" stuff. which also backfires badly. these dudes are all fucking trainwrecks

[lastlycoris]

She's in prison now. Got her own orange jumpsuit and everything. She probably should've been more bothered by this - well, she was. The full body search was beyond humiliating, and being leered at by her soon-to-be-fellow prisoners was also an experience.

Apparently, Blackgate Penintentiary housed both male and female prisoners but in different wings. However, during yard-time, they were allowed to see each other, albeit a fence between them.

She probably would've gotten more trouble if she hadn't entered the place looking like she tore out someone's neck with her teeth. At the very least, it kept her new cellmate Sandra, a tall 6' buff brunette, subdued who looked like she wanted to intimidate her - but then thought better of it.

That evening was very awkward.

Sandra worrying she wouldn't get killed in her sleep.

And for her where sleep just wouldn't come.

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Three days later:

It's amazing how one could get acclimated to things - like having a floor toilet inside the shower or having one's cell inspected every single day. Or the general loss of freedom associated with a prison cell.

Her family's lawyer Jensen came by the other day despite massive obstruction by the prison, but she managed to get her story out to her. Jensen said that she'll unfortunately be stuck here for the near future because her previous plea bargain's working against her. She wasn't supposed to cause trouble after all - and despite the accusations against her, biting Katherine's hand was trouble.

She should've been more bothered by this. But she wasn-

"Hey. You a chomo?" Sandra carefully asked from the top bunk.

The buff lady had been surprisingly friendly after the whole "I'm not a serial killer" thing had been resolved. Sandra had wanted to establish dominance when they first met in the cell, but the woman totally chickened out upon seeing her look like she bit someone to death. And then Sandra just laughed at explaining that.

Sandra wasn't bad company. She did tend to randomly ask questions - weird ones sometimes like "do you think cows know when they're going to get slaughtered?" or "think the aliens will come for us if we ever land on Mars?" Like now.

"I don't even know what that is?"

Her face with short-haired bob poked out from the top bunk, staring at her upside-down.

"You know. Chomo? Child molester?"

She could feel her eyebrow twitch at the accusation.

"What the hell gives you the vibe I'm that?" she replied, affronted. "And the answer is no by the way."

Sandra rose her hands up in surrender, which made her slide off the top bunk. The woman awkwardly flops over, assisted a bit by her supporting arm, before talking again.

"Well, no one knows you," Sandra explained after she righted herself and sat on your bed, "You look too clean to pitch drugs. And you also went off to the rehab facility. And people only go there if they're cuckoo or...y'know a chomo."

Sandra shrugged.

"Well, first off. I never went to prison before, so I doubt anyone will know me here, " she replied, "And I'm not cuckoo or a... chomo. Ugh. I went there cause Dr. Quinzel, who I've been seeing, thinks I finally went off the deep end."

And it was extremely annoying to keep hearing said doctor call her Lyco the entire time, the "mean Euri" that she postulated before.

"Oh. Dr. Quinzel. Everyone know her in Blackgate. She sees the big crazies. Loves them," Sandra said, "That's a relief! Great even!"

"Wait, how's that great?"

"If you were a chomo, I'm duty bound to make your life miserable, " Sandra added seriously, showing off a motorcycle tattoo. "Part of BACA, Bikers against Child Abuse," the woman said proudly, "So yeah. What did you do anyway?"

Uhhh.

"Well, I'm here for murder in the second degree. Caught my husband in bed with another woman. Knew they've been at it for a month. And when I took the pictures, hubby went for a knife..."

"And I threw him off the fifth store balcony," Sandra punctuated the point with a fist into a palm.

"...That sounds like self-defense," she questioned.

"Haha," she laughed awkwardly, "I threw the mistress off the balcony too."

"Ahh."

"So what'd you do?"

"The crime I'm going to get framed for, or the crime I did?"

"There's a difference?" Sandra asked.

"I cut a man's belly open - just the skin, nothing else," she added as she saw Sandra twitch - her addition didn't seem to help, "after he struck his daughter who just had brain surgery - for being a waste of money."

Smack.

Ow.

Her back was sore from Sandra's "friendly" gesture. She suddenly was dragged to the woman's side, her shoulder being hugged.

"Man. I knew we would get along!" she then added before letting go, "So wait what's the crime you're getting framed for then?"

"Do you know Katherine and Matthew in the med wing?" she couldn't help add a dark tone.

"Twiddle i-dee-ot, and tweedle dumb," Sandra said, "Yeah, don't visit the med wing unless you're about to dead. And even then, you might be better off dying. Heard Rob in the other wing never been the same since he's been taking psych meds from them. And Jean had a wound fester and had to get a leg amputated. Lot of nightmare stories."

"I found out how bad they were, reported it upstairs," she replied, "And well, now I'm being framed for nuking the electronic health care record system. Or at least that's how I'm expecting it's going to go. And Kat also tried slapping me that day, so I took my piece of flesh."

"That why your mouth was so bloody when you came in?"

"Mmhm."

"Dang."

[laf-outloud]

I’m not totally ready to write Jensen off as an actor or a person, yet. But, his fans are so ridiculous it makes me like him less to spite them. I can’t help it. It’s like a instinctive response, like the Destiel or Cockles effect, for me. The fans are so idiotic that I can’t stand the mention of either stupid ship. Well, Jensen’s fans are so simpering it makes me care less when he does do something good.

But back to the point, the bar of amazement for them is set so low, literally, he can converse with more than one person at a time, at a con, which he’s being doing for more than ten years, regularly, and it’s a wonder to them.

He listens to others and prepares to respond???

WHAT!? HOW?!

Is he a witch??

OMG, He. Is. PERFECT!!

Like, please stop wetting your panties over the simplest things? I’m a teacher, so I do what Jensen did while thinking about a question. AND I listen for grammar errors at the same time. Where is MY award? 🙄

I find this all especially annoying because these same people who are fascinated and awed by Jensen's every sniffle, downplay Jared's actually impressive achievements. "He works near home, he stayed on the CW, he produced a show to give himself a job, he only made a spinoff because Jensen did…etc.". Jared could cure cancer and adopt a hundred orphans, and they’d ignore it or try to make it a negative. Then Jensen would put a bandaid on his own kid, and they’d be campaigning to get him a Nobel peace prize or whatever the medical equivalent is.

Make these dummies make sense.

You're not the only one his fans are alienating! There have been some annoyed fans of other projects (like The Boys, and Big Sky), who also find the AAs over-the-top, 'the-savior-has-arrived' praise incredibly off-putting, and frankly, insulting to all the other creators who were there before Jensen ever arrived.

"Jared could cure cancer and adopt a hundred orphans, and they’d ignore it or try to make it a negative. Then Jensen would put a bandaid on his own kid, and they’d be campaigning to get him a Nobel peace prize or whatever the medical equivalent is." So much this! I think they set the bar so low for Jensen so that he literally cannot disappoint them, but then set the bar so high for Jared that everything he does disappoints them (thereby reaffirming Jensen's supposed superiority).

And can I just say, in all seriousness, thank you for all of your hard work and willingness to be a teacher. It's an incredibly tough job, and often thankless, so, while this isn't tangible, please accept this digital award for all the work you do to guide the young minds in your care!

(And please forgive any grammatical mistakes. LOL!)