#jeopardy james

[stelly38]

I'll go with 'Tuxies I'd Love to Cuddle' for $100, Alex. Just my favorites.

[housepilled]

i love imagining my favorite characters on jeopardy and i have very specific headcanons for each. i feel like spencer reid would be banned from competing because it would be unfair to the other contestants. i feel like house would be banned because the FCC would have a vendetta against him (rightfully). i'd say he'd probably be matt amodio level of smarts but would be really abrasive and probably make his anecdotes all about his and wilson's gay sex or something clinically insane like that so no one in their right mind would let him go on. speaking of which (wilson, clinical insanity, or gay sex? you can never figure out which) i think wilson would love jeopardy and be great at it and probably be a multi-day, TOC champion who charms everyone and has 50 year old women thirstposting on their facebook about him. foggy nelson would also probably sweep although i think he'd have more gay people rooting for him, like a mattea roach type fanbase.

[martinkate]

every way james wrote his name in jeopardy masters 2k23: a complete collection

[entiretorridaffair]

yeah. this feels right in a jeopardy sense

[kucherovv]

today on jeopardy masters it was revealed that sidney crosby is apparently an avid jeopardy fans AND the penguins watch/discuss it as a team

[cardamomtimes]

y’all i’m so normal about this (LIES)

[takingback-thepenguin]

I’m really enjoying watching the Jeopardy Masters Tournament. One of the things that cracks me up the most is that James keeps getting described/describing himself as a gameshow villain, but then either he does something nice/non-intimidating or it’s revealed he did something really nice in the interview part and all it keeps reading as to me is…

James: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off of the souls of those I play against, I strike fear into—

Ken: It says here you sleep with a teddy bear?

James: He’S MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

[not-poignant]

Would not be mad at all if you decided to dedicate 300k words to porn. For Gary.

(in all seriousness though I am absolutely loving UtB and will continue to love it no matter what!)

Gary wouldn't be mad at it either :D I'm definitely just staring at him like 'you get some... some porn' lol

Honestly he just doesn't want to deal with all the pain that's coming *rubs hands together evilly* I can't say I blame him, but the dude has to be forced into some emotional growth, that's just what happens when he's in one of my stories, y'know?

But yeah no he's going to get at least some! :D

[colllateral2004]

honestly pretty impressive stuff from the make-up team of the bernstein biopic like it must've been pretty difficult to find the kind of fake nose that was used in victorian era productions of shylock

[gender-void-partially-stars]

nonbinary person almost won jeopardy masters, they were soooo closeee

[stelly38]

I'll take 'Brunettes I'd like to Cuddle' for $1000, Alex. Ooooh, the Daily Double! My answer?-What is 'All of Them'?

And I know 'brunette' is taken from french and is the feminine form, but I don't care. Gendered language is fucking weird. This is how I learned to spell it in english, though, so brunette it is.

[crookedbirdtimemachine]

I miss Jeopardy Masters, I need the witty banter, I need my game show villain, what am I to do now, I can't watch regular Jeopardy the same anymore

[martinkate]

hi amelie wife <3

HI LOVELY GOODMORNRING! today in 4 minute i have to start my math homework and do evil trig identities and i might start crying but im going to channel taliacore and sirviev somehow. how are you talia whats up

[entiretorridaffair]

did you know theyre my favourite of ever

you know what i did hear a rumor that user roachmattea is a big fan of canadian celebrity mattea roach…..

[lezbianz]

i’m obsessed with him i’m sorry