#jesus poor boy

[gayofthefae]

Throwback to(last week) when I tried to decipher Mike's inner monologue from his playlist but just ended up feeling really depressed and kinda nauseous when I got to the season 4 songs.

Say what you will, but they captured his pov in that playlist 😭

[b3nnyrabb1t]

I always think Chad has a strained relationship with his mother with how much he craves Audrey's approval and affection. I feel like as a young boy he wasn't ALLOWED connection with his mother based off societal things so he only has these sparse moments when his father is gone and it's dark and he gets to be with his mother, or his sister.

Chad is so. On the surface he's a dumb jerk prince who is. Weirdly obsessed with Audrey? Or at least getting Audrey to love him. But there's. So much to him, and it's OBVIOUS that there's more to him with how he needs and craves Audrey's affections, because why would that be? He's not just some entitled prince who thinks he deserves whatever pretty girl he wants. It's obvious he didn't care for Evie, yes, but. But there's such a difference between how he treats Evie—who he thinks he's entitled to using as he pleases because she's nothing but a VK—and how he treats Audrey, a princess, what he's been taught to desire. She has all the power in their relationship. Hell, she gets with him because Ben ends up with Mal. And I'm convinced that's the only positive attention he gets from girls, women, princesses, queens in public. Unashamedly. Attention, affection he's allowed to accept in the real world, outside of his mother's chambers, outside of his sister's chambers, outside in the light in front of others. And he craves it, and he's allowed to accept it, and he gets addicted to it, and when Audrey breaks up with him and ghosts him and goes on some trip in the second movie, she only calls him when she needs his help fixing her fucking carriage. And it's six fucking hours away, but Chad is immediately ready to go after her, he's 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 to, he 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 to care for her, to love her, to be loved by someone in public.

And I think he's queer.

I think he thinks he's straight, or he knows he has to be, but he isn't. He can't stay out of Carlos and Jay's room, he excuses it by "you have a better 3D printer because of your modifications" but. Seriously? He copies their room key, he breaks in when they're gone, he's in there for as long as he wants because he knows their schedules, he knows when he can get in and not get caught, but when that schedule is interrupted by Mal's problem, and her running back to the isle, he gets caught. And he's so red in the face and. And he's so attached to Doug? And he can't stand Doug with Evie, not just because she's a VK but. Because he needs Doug. Doug is a guy, and they're 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, and he gets Doug's attention, and even though Doug doesn't even 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 him, Chad holds on so tight. And when Audrey calls, he's in Carlos and Jay's room, using his excuse of the 3D printer, getting caught, and then Audrey is his escape from what he's doing, how he's. Obsessed with Carlos and Jay and Doug because they see. Right. Through him. They see him for what he is and he is never seen and he needs to be seen and he needs to be loved. He can never love Audrey, but he loves Jay and Carlos and Doug. Doug and Carlos and Jay will never love him back. They don't even like him as a person. But he's desperate.

I've been scrolling the Chad Charming tag and something I keep seeing is this idea that he's adopted and. And I think they're right. It perfectly explains why he is the way he is, why he's so desperate for affection, and so desperate to be royalty. Chad being adopted just makes sense. And some people have been like "Does Chad know he was adopted?" And. I think he's always known. I think his father made it very clear that he was adopted, I think his sister made it very clear he was adopted, in the way siblings will do, I think it was obvious beyond that, I think he has craved this feeling of belonging he's never really gotten.

(this is all pre-time travel i have not seen the fourth movie and am choosing to pretend it doesn't exist because it literally fucks the whole universe what??? fuck that movie.)

[ncoley]

I haven't finished season 5 of Merlin yet but I assume that (spoilers) Mordred is planning to kill Arthur or has some otherwise sneaky and nefarious plan going on behind the scenes, but can you imagine if he didn't?? like you have a traumatic near death experience as a child and you are saved by your version of Jesus. And then as a teenager/young adult you meet Magic Jesus again (!!) and he fucking hates your guts

[small-world-au]

*Zaria runs up to Sora’s shelter, slightly rushed*

“SORA HELP HOW DO I FLIRT WITH SOMEONE-”

“Eh?????”

*progressing ask*

Sora dropped the cake batter once he progressed the request.

“Uh…..EHHHHHH??!???????!!!”

“F-F-F-FLIRTING!!??!?!!??!??!??”

*faints from shock*

[quantumshade]

i love when posts are like "ohh thirteen is the first doctor who got all her companions home safely!! 🥹🥹" because like. man. i'm not sure i would say she really got dan "home" so much as left him on the street where his house used to be without even saying goodbye

[atsadi-shenanigans]

I’m, uh, I’m gonna have to tag What Shall We Become as angst here soon. This chapter got like, real fuckin dark. It has a happy ending, but boy, Astarion’s head is not a nice place to be at the start of the tadfool experience.

[dark-elf-writes]

Harry is totally the child of Andraste who was sent to Thedas in the care of her Herald.

According to the Chantry anywha

100%. No matter how much Lavellan tries to nip that idea in the bud. No matter how many rumors and spies and carefully worded statements in the right ears, the Chantry takes the Herald and the Child of Andraste and run with it.

Leliana is increasing security constantly because having the rumored child of Andraste in the Inquisition brings all sorts of crazy to their door good and bad.

[lilmcttens]

Just RiP Edric’s neck of his shirt. These girls like to pull him around! 

[callmehopeless]

I can live with Garreth winning in a fight because ultimately Sebastian is going to end up getting some of that good good lovin’

Garreth going to be vexed while Seb is getting sexed.

Garreth Weasley out here screaming crying throwing up

[fluttervee]

i just finished the poppy war...

what the fuck?

[hallwyeoo]

🚨spoilers for ep 8 of tlou!!!!🚨

Imo Joel not pulling Ellie off David (literally trying to pull her away from the violence she was forced into because of his injury- another way he “fails” her) and instead not even being able to stop her is a wonderful change. She just pours all of her terror and pain out and then has to CHOOSE to walk away. And only THEN does he come and comfort her and help her emotionally recover. Ellie’s world is forever changed by this experience and while she can absolutely survive on her own and proves it, the price of that is the childish happiness and the larger carefree attitude she has. In the next ep we’ll see exactly how David and the resort changed her personality, the same way we saw exactly how Henry and Sam’s deaths did. Seeing Ellie as carefree and light and jokey vs her serious, quiet “which way is west”- I’m so fucking excited dude. Also!!! Ashley Johnson as her mom (Anna) in the next ep!!!! Based off the preview it seems they’ll be confirming the fan theory that Ellie is most likely immune because her mom got bit before giving birth to her! Gah im so excited.

[ace-succo]

Something that gets on my nerves SO much but actually infuriates me is ppl who write fanfiction on tumblr, and they're like 'minors dni!!!, if you're a minor, block me'. But then they literally write about MINORS. Like make. it. make. sense. How out of touch with the world do you actually have to be. Like, I'm sorry you do realise that draco malfoy from Harry Potter IS a minor when they're still at hogwarts, HOW are you gonna write a bunch of those slytherin boys react to shit and then you have the guts to tell minors not to interact, when the characters you are writing about ARE minors😭😭 like GET help

[pardonmydelays]

here !!!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/55492684

i have read it like 4 times lol

this has been in my inbox for god knows how long and i just finished reading it (i honestly had to be in the right mood for it. if anyone's interested, i recommend to read it with hadestown cast album playing in the background).

i don't know what to say. i didn't even realize you could make so many connections between hadestown and twenty one pilots lore. i am speechless. i am defeated. i am a sobbing mess. this is perfection. whoever sent me this, thank you. i love you. oh god.

[butchjess]

a canticle for leibowitz a book that is like a vaccine in getting you to forgive fictional christians for being annoying. i love you religion prevailing after the world ends and then starts again i love you the cyclical nature of man and empires and nations

[stevethehairington]

OH MY GOD CLAIRE

[dangoulains-devotion]

thinking just a bit too hard about how the added depth given to tifa and aerith's friendship only increases the weight threatening to crush tifa after the forgotten capital, she already had so much to carry on her weary shoulders, she's going to have to carry even more when mideel happens, and it doesn't even stop after meteorfall, ohg od oh i love her so much i