Favorite Feral Lan Wangji Moments:
- Punching down several trees after kissing his crush (derogatory) for the first time because he has no idea how to process emotions normally
- Randomly biting Wei Wuxian in the cave because he has no idea how to process emotions normally
- Getting absolutely shit faced for the first time in his life and destroying a bunch of shit around cloud recesses before branding himself with the mark his crush from 10 years ago also had because he- well you get it.
- Writing an entire love song for his crush, naming it their ship name, and then only ever singing it out loud once to said crush without him knowing (this is an important tool we'll save for later)
- Generally enjoying being a little shit and then pretending he didn't do anything when people confront him about it
Please feel free to add to this because I know there is much, much more!
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The definitive, color-coded flowchart guide to Jin Ling's many uncles.
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Oops.
Huaisang’s fan inspo: 螳螂捕蝉,黄雀在后 “The praying mantis stalks the cicada, not knowing that the oriole is lurking behind.”
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AND IT WAS A TIME TRAVEL FIX IT ALL ALONG!!! part 2/2 -› part 1
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husband: are you drawing gay sword wizards kissing again?
me: I AM PROVIDING AN IMPORTANT SERVICE TO MY COMMUNITY 😤
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I think it's really funny that out of 3zun the one that probably likes drinking alcohol the most is in fact Lan Xichen.
Nie Mingjue canonically doesn't like drinking very much. Qinghe alcohol is probably effective for use as paint stripper so he might have a decent tolerance, he just doesn't enjoy it.
Jin Guangyao has likely deliberately worked up the exact tolerance he needs to drink a socially appropiate amount of alcohol at events without actully getting drunk, because I think the act of not being of sound mind in public is like a horror movie to him.
But Lan Xichen. Lan Xichen invented a whole new cultivation trick just to bypass his family's "one sip and we pass the fuck out" piss poor tolerance gene so he can drink as much alcohol as he wants. This man wants to go get white girl drunk with his sworn brothers so bad and neither of them are into it please pray for him.
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I saw the meme and had to do a thing
Also I couldn't decide on JC because I wanted him to go in 'No, why would I feed the ducks' but also he'd be lying.
Then a friend pointed out the most appropriate place for him considering that top line so
bonus:
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