#johnny's such a tease

[bluegiragi]

someone's eager...

full comic on patreon

[temeyes]

Captain Garrick's first day on the job!!

[dalekinapaintedparadise]

[psykopaths]

Johnny Depp & Kate Moss

[duskiily]

"worry about yourself, rockerboy" ARE YOU TELLING ME V'S JUST NOT FLIRTING

[skyf0ckz]

A lil spider!Danny for the soul is good for you

[crazyspookies]

“You know that’s not one of your strong suits, right?“

[glass-warehouse]

ok ok almost done. this baby is almost 9,000 words long btw

[zyvel-writez]

Hello pookies! I've made this one because i saw a very VERY hot edit of Johny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow and of course, I'm a simp and into older people. so I hope this explain a lot.

Also you can also read this in my Tumblr acc.!

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"Captain, are you sure this is a wise idea? I mean, were in Tortuga. What if he knows were here?" One of your crew asked, as you and the crew stepped out of the ship one by one.

You turned around to face them. A stern look on your face.

"Its fine, beside we've been sailing for two years and land is the only place where that bastard Jack Sparrow can't steal nor touch my things," You explained. Ever since Jack had heard of your name and titles, Jack has been visiting you and your crew for almost 1 and a half years now and it annoyed you so much that you could murder anyone.

"Were just gonna have a little walk and try to relax today. Were gonna meet here again and leave tomorrow at 7 in the morning. For now, just enjoy the time." You finished your sentence and the crew nodded to you.

"Aye aye, captain!" They cheered happily before walking away into different directions.

You sighed tiredly as you started to relax your tense body.

maybe today will be a relaxing day.

You then walked around the place, visiting different store and even went to a library. You decided to stop at your favorite bar but as you get closer to the main entrance, you saw a huge fight, people gathered around and shouting, others even bet some money of who will win. You stopped at your tracks and turned back around. You couldn't and won't ever waste your precious time hearing the sound of fight and the sound of glasses shatter into small pieces. You sighed irritated but took a deep breath to calm yourself. You won't let anything ruin your day today.

I guess the library is the best choice then.

You walked back to the library and spend the rest of your time there, reading books, novels, and even learned something on the books called Science. You were sitting at the same place which was in the corner of the huge room, enjoying your time alone until you heard girls squealing. You turned your head to the direction of the annoying voice and saw 2 girls, looking at you with a clear blush on their cheeks. You blinked your eyes multiple times, but nonetheless, ignored the two girls.

Time passed and you continue to ignore the girls until you couldn't take it and dash out of the library. You looked up to the sky and a cold breeze hit your cheeks. You figure out it was the best time to go and drown yourself with rum, after all, you don't have anything to do now. You sigh in relief once you saw that the fight earlier had died down and you let yourself enter the bar.

You sat at the tool and ordered a bottle of rum. Once the rum have arrived, you brought it to your lips and begun to drown it. The hot feeling of the rum running down on your throat made your body relax more. This continued three more times and once you were on your 3rd bottle, the door of the bar opened and the guy sat next to you. You couldn't see their face because of the freaking hat he was wearing. You dropped your bottle of rum down and closed your eyes, feeling a bit tipsy. You were savouring the moment of relaxation not until the feeling of your bottle slipping away from your grasp.

You opened your eyes and looked at the man next to you, now the man's hat was on the table and the first thing you recognize is his brown hair and dreadlocks. You glared your eyes at him, already feeling annoyed.

"What in the name of Davy Jones are you doing here?" You spat, keeping your eyes at him no matter what. 

"Oh, hey there captain. Fancy meeting you here." He simply said, having his signature smirk on his soft lips. You rolled your eyes at him and snatched your rum back to you.

"Hmm, I wonder why? came to take something you want, perhaps?" You slurred, as you looked around the bar and people continued to increase each seconds. 

Jack's grin only widened more, he knows his getting under your sleeves again. "Not actually, just came for the love of my life." He said and you raised your eyebrows.

"You mean this?" You asked  as you pointed your finger at the rum on the table. 

"Yes...and no." Jack replied while fidgeting with his fingers, and you couldn't help but roll your eyes. 

"You really expect me to believe you won't steal anything from me?" You said with a chuckle following behind, "I know you Sparrow and you won't fool me this time. not like the others." 

Jack furrowed his eyebrows and took a swig of the rum, "Oh come on love, you really believe those rumors about me? well I'll tell ya', I'm not a liar but a man of my word." He slurred, looking at you with his teasing smile.

"It's captain l/s to you, Sparrow." You sneered, giving him a death glare. And then there was the annoying feeling again, it was like something was moving inside your stomach that made your whole body tense. There it is again. so annoying.

You took another swig of your rum while Jack looked at you in silence.

"You know, you've been calling me by my last name and never heard you say my name. Do you perhaps fancy my last name, hmm?" He states, moving his body to face your sides, acting like he's the one in charge, "Because if you want it, I can replace yours into mine."

The liquid that was just about to go down to your throat, suddenly burst out of your mouth and onto the table. You slammed down the bottle of rum, wiping your lips with the hem of your sleeves while looking at Jack with wide eyes full of shock.

Jack's smile only grew wider once he saw your reaction and he's loving it. You on the other hand, were looking at him with many mixed emotions. You tried to say something back at him but your voice won't even come out. The tingling feeling came back to your stomach and this time, you felt your cheeks getting really hot.

"What? cat caught your tounge, love?" He asked, still looking at you teasingly which only brought your cheeks more hotter.

You tear your eyes away from him and looked around the bar.

The way he looked at you, you could tell he was enjoying every second of him teasing you like this.

You stand your ground and clear your throat before speaking to him, covering your emmbarassment.

"Let's get this straight and tell me upfront, why exactly are you here?"

You can see Jack smirk before letting out a deep breath and you can feel your body tense each second. "I've been planning on stealing your heart for a while now, but I seem to be having a really hard time achieving it." Jack mumbled quietly, and it made you confused. Why does Jack Sparrow need your heart? Did someone order Jack to kill you and take your heart out?

"For the fucking last time. What do you want?" You gave Jack a death glare and your hand having a tight grip, showing him that you're not playing the game no more.

"What do I want?" He chuckles, before pulling out his pistol and pointing it at you, " Oh no dear, it's not a want but a need."

You furrowed your eye brows together, looking at Jack's pistol then to his eyes again, "And what exactly do you need from me?" You asked slowly.

Jack tapped his pistol on your chest where your heart lies inside, and slid his pistol under your chin,

"I need you on my side, forever until my very last breath here on earth."

[nightmareentertainment]

You can't tell me the mfs from The Passenger (2023) didn't have some kind of strange tension. It comes across as homoerotic. I'm just saying it does.

The constant head and neck grabbing, the wink, the face grabbing while the other begs 'please don't do this'. The desperation when Benson grabs him and tries to stop the bleeding he caused, so overcome with guilt, pleading "I'm sorry I'm sorry", completely forgetting all his rage until Randy admits he's the one who called the cops. The deep betrayal in Benson's face, slowly letting go, slowly pulling away.

Look me in the eyes and tell me it didn't come across a LITTLE gay

[certkidwhocantdomath]

Coldstar Headcanons, Part II

• After their interaction with Shang Tsung, Johnny and Bi-Han had their foreheads pressed together, the star's hands wrapped around Bi-Han's neck and the grandmaster's hands clutching onto Johnny's biceps, when Kung Lao asked with an Innocent smile "So, uh.. Who tops?", Johnny turned to Kung Lao, hands now on Bi-Han's chest, with an unamused look on his face while Bi-Han, hands dropped down to Johnny's waist, let out the slightest smirk that barely anyone noticed.

• Johnny and Cassie moved into Bi-Han's room after their relationship was exposed. Johnny bought an Alaskan king bed so they can all sleep in it.

• Cassie is Johnny's surrogate daughter.

• Johnny brought Cassie with him to the Lin Kuei, much to the pleasure and surprise of Liu Kang.

• Johnny and Cris were never married, instead they were co-stars and close friends and whenever Johnny goes out country for a job, he leaves Cassie(who is four-years-old in this) with Cris.

• Bi-Han only ever chuckles and smirks but Johnny seems to like hearing him chuckle.

• Cassie's relationship with Johnny is like Tony and Morgan's from Avengers: Endgame while her relationship with Bi-Han is like Joel and Ellie's from the Last of Us.

• Bi-Han once said he should cut his hair short but Johnny quickly yelled "don't you dare!", Bi-Han chuckled and said "very well" with a smile.

• Bi-Han is the only person who knows Johnny is trans(I'm a sucker for trans Johnny😝). Bi-Han is bisexual with Johnny being pansexual. Bi-Han also the only person to know Johnny's real full name is Jonathan Daniel Carlton.

[spiderman2099sleftnipplepiercing]

Have a little peak into my current wips-

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[pfhwrittes]

here have a snippet of my wip because i'd quietly like some validation because the worms just aren't wriggling right tonight.

“I’m a man of many talents, MacTavish.” Kyle winks at your cousin and you delight in the way Johnny’s cheeks go ruddy as Kyle brushes past the pair of you. Johnny gapes at Kyle’s back as the bartender nimbly steps onto the gangplank, your cases tucked under his arms. 

“Aye, well we won’t be needing any high balls!” Johnny calls at Kyle's retreating back, his voice almost lost to the displeased moan of a nearby camel. 

You loop your arm around Johnny’s free elbow. Suddenly this whole adventure seems far more bearable with such delightful company - Captain Price excluded, of course.

[blueeyeddarkknight]

Val singing "if you could read my mind" on the set of wonderland🤣🎶🥰

Source : wonderland bts on youtube

The usual thirst bonus 😉: Val serving cake 😏😋

Here's the full song by Val and Kate .. It's my favorite cover alongside the Johnny Cash version and the og by Gordon Lightfoot. Enjoy!

[zappedbyzabka]

Thank you

[spookyblazecoffee]

Johnny: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Jimmy: Did LaRusso say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Johnny: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–