#jojo’s bizarre adventure shitpost

[rougepancake]

I MADE SOME SILLIES HAHSHSHSJSNS—

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[berries-n-cream]

Someone needs to take away my phone-

[dioasscheeks]

lalalala

[vtribbean]

jeff the crimson

[madame-helen]

[vile-corvid]

I had a dream where I was in a mall with a movie theatre and I saw a poster for one of those shitty action movies but it was jojo's bizarre adventure

I can't remember what the actual poster looked like but yeah

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

Wanted to give a few of my favorite men some period cramps so they could suffer with me <3

[northernyogurt]

there's so many mistakes i dont' even care. i have been laughing at this concept for weeks before actually drawing it. ive been laughing out loud sicne i finished the linearrt. i love this stupid fucking thing so much you don't understand. its so ugly and its my son

[edgy-senju]

Giogio's normal wedding - based on a SL convo from last light

Ft. @mlimby @figcookie01 @davyjoneslockr

[xmaniaccowx]

My favorite noritaro dynamic

all of jotaro thought below 👇

[rougepancake]

JJBA men and their Pokémon teams

Since apparently I have no life, please take this. I spent way more time on this than needed, but take it anyways. This is for comedic purposes only, please do not take it seriously 😭 (not proofread)

Ft. Jotaro Kujo, Rohan Kishibe, Yoshikage Kira, Joseph Joestar, Josuke Higashikata, Muhammad Avdol, Dio Brando, Caesar Zeppeli, Jonathan Joestar

JOTARO KUJO

Okay so we all know that this guy is a marine biologist, and I decided to take come creative liberties with that. LMAO

—} Inteleon (partner)

—} Pyukumuku

—} Milotic (I was torn between Milotic and Lapras)

—} Wailord

—} Gyrados

—} Tentacruel

I love the idea of him having a fucking Wailord. It’s so funny to me 😭😭

ROHAN KISHIBE

Fight me. He just looks like he’d have them.

—} Smeargle (partner)

—} Nickit

—} Rapidash (specifically galarian form)

—} Unown

—} Hypno

—} Swadloon

I feel like Hypno is secretly his favorite. However, in my mind, he chose this team because they all “matched his unmatched style”

YOSHIKAGE KIRA

A lot of people headcanon Killer Queen as a cat, and I’m so down for it. I took that idea and ran with it.

—} Espurr (partner)

—} Persian

—} Liepard

—} Umbreon

—} Absol

—} Rockruff

The ONLY reason he has Rockruff is because he didn’t want to look weird. Bro wanted to be as normal as possible but only made it worse for himself LMAO

JOSEPH JOESTAR

He definitely goes for fighting types out of all of them. He thinks it makes him look cool but he’s wrong :/

—} Cubone (partner)

—} Beware

—} Machamp

—} Tyranitar

—} Tauros

—} Onix

He’s secretly a sucker for cute Pokémon, but he does his best not to let anyone know because he knows he’ll get bullied if someone finds out.

JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA

He takes after his dad in the type preference, but thinks they look cool rather than making him look cool.

—} Dragonair (partner)

—} Flygon

—} Garchomp

—} Metagross

—} Pangoro

—} Aggron

100% buys his Pokémon accessories so they can match. If someone brings it up in battle, he’ll make them regret it. No one insults his babies 😤

MUHAMMAD AVDOL

Fire types. Argue with me if you want but we all know it’s true.

—} Darumaka (partner)

—} Ninetales

—} Talonflame

—} Pyroar

—} Turtonator

—} Salazzle

The idea of Avdol having a Darumaka is so precious to me pLEASE-

DIO BRANDO

WHORE. We all know he’s got the scariest shit for no reason. He definitely used them to torment Jonathan when they were younger

—} Chandelure (partner)

—} Mismagius

—} Gengar

—} Spectrier

—} Seviper

—} Scolipede

FUN FACT: Litwicks (Chandelure’s first form) can drain the life force of living creatures. That’s why I find Chandelure being his partner to be very fitting

CAESAR ZEPPELI

So I was torn between sticking to a specific type or just going with his vibe. That’s what this is and you can’t change my mind now.

—} Frostlass (partner)

—} Zoroark

—} Krokorok

—} Mawile

—} Mimikyu

—} Greninja

He loves Mimikyu with every bone in his body. If Joseph ever called it ugly, he’d let it go crazy and beat his ass. (I fucking love Mimikyu)

JONATHAN JOESTAR

Pretty boy <3 I genuinely believe he’d be more into normal types. They’re chill and so is he

—} Furfrou (partner) (ITS DANNY!! RAHHHH)

—} Sawsbuck

—} Snorlax

—} Noivern

—} Minior

—} Stoutland (ITS DANNY!!!! RAHHHHH)

Snorlax only adds to the gentle giant vibe imo. And ignore Furfrou and Stoutland. I was feeling silly.

[artforinfinity]

I am still not over vento aureo, its been months I have a problem

Reblogs appreciated <3

[velvetcider]

I love how hilarious this screenshot is because Risotto is just sitting there like a grandpa who just asked his grandkids to help with his computer. Why is he just sitting there? Did he fall asleep or something?

Also, why are there two salt shakers on the desk? Are they so desperate for food that they resort to eating straight salt? Are they going to summon demons later?

[dioasscheeks]

silly car

[vtribbean]

[laynore-x]

stone ocean moment

jjba random images pt 2