#jokes about brain damage

[nightmaretour]

If you consider yourself a disabled activist or ally and still go around saying shit like "Am I having a stroke?" or "I feel like I'm having a stroke!!" or "you/x must be having a stroke!" in a joking/insulting manner have you considered that maybe you aren't, you're just fucking ableist and I'm allowed to throw rocks at you

[kewpiekills]

hey, im sure you didn't mean anything really bad by it, but your soldier post about brain damage=forever puppy is pretty insensitive

take it up with the original meme creator, buddy

[warcrimesimulator]

mods are asleep post the blondegingersaxon europe map

[snow-lavender]

yeah you would say that you fucking time player

[mrcatlion]

Hi, I read this AU in a fanfic and it made me want to throw up(affectionate) but didnt like some other parts, so here’s my take on “Knives succeeds in brainwashing Vash” but also with “Vash still feels his past like a phantom pain”

[byanyan]

anyway, when byan bites someone... like really bites someone with the intent to do damage because they're unarmed or someone's just been dumb enough to put a limb close to their face... they don't just let go. they hold that shit, clamp right down, bite harder while bringing their hands or feet in to do more damage and keep biting down until they HAVE to let go

[skywriter97]

WHY *SLAM* MUST *SLAM* DESIGNING *SLAM* NEW *SLAM* LOCATIONS *SLAM* BE *SLAM* SO *SLAM* DIFFICULT???? *SLAM SLAM SLAM*

[mukuharakazui]

this is a funny as fuck dialogue option for when you're playing a dead-birth-parents-rogue who just so happens to be mixed. get gathened idiot.

[chaosintheavenue]

I. I have just come across the single most absurd take I've ever had the misfortune of reading in my life, and now I think my brain is literally melting into goop.

[demon-princess13]

and here i am, overthinking myself into an early grave when i should just be fucking sleeping

[llycaons]

hm why did I see a post in the for you tab talking abt mithrun's 'girlfailure swag' can it be that they associate girls with failure and simply apply it to men they deem effeminate. and this is the cool new thing. okay

[wandaxpietro]

everything goes so slow for pietro i am 100% convinced he's incredibly terminally online to get his dopamine hits. he's so active on twitter people are worried about him. he keeps getting suspended bcuz he keeps sending people death threats and doxxing them and then has to call tony up so he can pay to get his accound back. he shows up in front of houses of people he beefs with. he fights with teenagers online all day. the official avengers twitter account has him blocked.

[tomwambsmilk]

Hate to break it to you guys but shiv drinking alcohol won’t kill the baby it’ll just give it moderate to severe brain damage. I know this because I have two siblings with fetal alcohol syndrome disorder who have brain damage so severe they’ve never cognitively developed past the age of 12 despite currently being in their 20s

[conspirartist]

Heyyyya folks I'm back at my bullshit again! Meet another one of my boys: The darling, the gorgeous, the lovelly Phidra! A sassy siren-like mer known for his atittude and impatience. All though many consider him charming, Phidra can stir quite the controversy amongst the campus - his low tolerance to pretty much anyone outside his inner circle coupled with his penchant to use his signature spell on a whim (especially on Rook, when he's being particularly bothersome, which is frequently in Phidra's eyes), makes many think he believes himself above others - which isn't quite true, he just believes himself above their childish antics.

There are very few who can manage to get through Phidra's self-righteous attitude: Lilia managed to do so out of pure stuborness, wearing out his defenses bit by bit, until the two became friends; Vil has his admiration and respect, which Phidra tends to show by constantly telling him off whenever he thinks necessary (Vil hates it passionatelly, but the two of them somehow manage to keep each other in check); Beau and by extension Ortho are the ones who manage to see the softer side of him, sometimes he'll even let them hang around while he's painting.

While many believe that Phidra would at least have a corteous relation with the Octavinele trio, since the Lounge is basically the merfolk meeting point inside Night Rave, that couldn't be farther from the truth. Azul and him are seen constantly butting heads whenever they cross paths, trowing insults (and in one memorable ocassion, punches) at each other with reckless abandon. The twins are more of a muddled situation, Floyd either avoids Phidra like the plague or acts as if they're best friends (much to the later's annoyance). While where Phidra and Jade are concerned, no one is sure if the pair is flirting or threatining each other (there's an ongoing bet, the sum of the funds probably enough to build an entirely new dorm building in Ramshackle's place).

[crossbackpoke-check]

56 and any Yamo pairing! 🫶

i just wheezed so hard when i saw what the song was i almost snorted coffee out of my nose i am so sorry for this one

#56 - kyoto phoebe bridgers + yamo

the story of how this song ended up on my wrapped is too long so it’s going in the tags but. let me set the scene for you.

2026 NHL GLOBAL SERIES™️ JAPAN - Presented by YPPI

November 13 & 14, 2026: Dallas Stars, Montreal Canadiens, Seattle Kraken, Vancouver Canucks

Saitama Super Arena, Saitama, Japan

It’s a pitiful excuse of a consolation prize for not being able to go to the Olympics, but Kailer’s not going to look a vacation horse in the mouth. The arena’s cool. It’s huge. The people are cool. There’s so many more of them than he thought there’d be with jerseys that have his name on the back, and a lot more that have the familiar orange and blue. He takes a picture of the fifth Oilers Yamamoto jersey he signs—this one’s the good Reverse Retro—and texts it to Connor, says,

no one here has even heard of mcjesus

and gets a moon face emoji in response. Leon’s influence. Kailer’s still never really deciphered what that one means, and he doesn’t think Connor knows either.

They don’t have a lot of time off between games, but Kailer’s trying to be a good tourist. His dad had been so happy when Kailer had told him about the series that Kailer’d had to stop him from trying to book a flight a year in advance, and his mom’s been just as bad, sending him every article she sees about Best New Spot in Tokyo! Cool Restaurant! Have You Seen This Japanese Cat Café? that she scrolls across on Facebook since June. Suzy’s in the same boat, so they’ve been crossing off their compiled travel-guide list together, looping in as many guys as they can. Everyone’s been pretty game. All the teams are crammed into close quarters at the same hotel, which means everyone wants to spend as much time as possible outside of it, and it helps that Kailer’s gotten pretty close with all the other guys that the NHL picked up as Global Series figureheads. Robo’s memes? Absolutely fire. The groupchat loves them.

For every item he crosses off the list, Kailer takes a picture and keeps it tucked in his phone notes. It’s like speed-running a scavenger hunt—they’re only here for four days—but he’s doing a pretty good job. His favorite so far has been all the gardens. They’re stunning, trees shining bright red and yellow, and every vendor has been selling maple candies, maple cakes, and even fried maple, though the official maple festival doesn’t start until next week. The second garden he visits, he does it on his own after practice, buying two cakes from a cart near the gate and walking until he loses the bustle outside. It’s easy to get lost in the winding pathways, heading deeper into the quiet, and there’s dozens of benches underneath the burnished leaves where young couples are tucked away on dates, or old friends are laughing and catching up. In some of the little clearings, there’s small shrines where people leave offerings, a prayer for good luck or good fortune.

Kailer stops at one without any people and sets the second maple cake on top of it, then sits and scrolls through all the texts that he’s missed. His mom gets replied to with a picture of him outside the garden gate, grinning and surrounded by other travelers. He sends his brother a picture of a trashy graphic I Love Japan t-shirt with the threat that he’ll buy one for him, and Kailer’s dad gets a picture of the meticulously arranged and cut bonsai that are across from the bench where he’s sitting. The Seattle groupchat gets a recycled meme from Robo, and he gets two thumbs up and an “LMAO” before he can even exit the thread. Finally, Kailer takes a picture of the half-eaten maple cake in his hand, holding it next to a fallen maple leaf on the bench, and gets halfway through typing another message before he thinks better of it.

(On the plane over, Drieds was reading them a story about how when they first introduced the high-speed railway, people were afraid to use it because they thought it would be too fast for their souls to keep up.

“Bro, if that were true, you just left your soul in the middle of the Pacific,” Ebs had laughed. “Planes are faster than trains.”

“Are they?” Matty asked. “Isn’t the train in Japan the fastest in the world?”

Drieds couldn’t make it through the rest of the story over the sound of everyone ripping Matty to shreds, so Kailer didn’t get to ask whether or not they found out anything about planes. Kailer’s not worried about his soul, but the logic makes a strange kind of sense; after all, he traveled 429 miles in five and a half hours once, and that was a little too fast for his heart to keep up.)

Fuck it. Kailer’s been trying to write a response for the past ten days, and he’s sick of swiping in and out of the message, staring at the keyboard so long he starts to see swirls in his vision.

Kailer drafts the text again and sends it, no context, no caption. A text travels faster than a high-speed train or a jet. Maybe it’ll pick his heart back up on the way.

[brainwroms]

sometimes people follow me and i go ? because i think theyre in a different "alignment" in dsmp art and likings and interpretation at least(i am shallow). maybe theyre here to learn about c!clingy. if thats the case then thats fine because if you shove my art of them into a blender and your hand in the blender too you get the essence of c!clingy. if not what the fuck are you doing here