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tom-whore-dleston · 1 year
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life in plastic 👠 - enemies to lovers w/ marc spector; “I have the feeling that you’re trying not to kiss me and I give you permission to just do it.” 👀
congrats again jordan, to the next 900 followers ❤️🥂
God Damn that Marc Spector
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Pairing: Marc Spector x f. reader
Genre: fluff/rom-com
Be aware of: enemies to lovers (?), SamBucky wedding, hella banter, alcohol consumption, Sam and Bucky are DRONK, accidental confession, making out, suggestiveness, Steven and Jake are not present
Summary: You grow closer to the man you hate when both of your best friends marry one another.
Word Count: 2k
Notes: omg Isla, please forgive me for how late I am to writing this 😭😭 I was starting to lose hope in finishing this but a sudden burst of inspo came and now I will be having Marc brain rot for the rest of the century dlkgjaldkhg thank you again for the request and I love you forever bb 😘🫶 Huge thank you to @sweetkingdomstarlight-blog for looking over it when I first started writing this and to @yummymatcha for being my Marc hype woman and beta-reader!! Remember to reblog and comment if you enjoyed what you read 😊
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Marc Spector was a name that made your eyes burn from how hard you rolled them every time you heard it. Even the thought of him and his shit eating grin made you want to pound your fist against a wall. However, you never did because he wasn’t worth bruising your knuckles nor putting a fresh dent in the wall. 
Years ago, your best friend, Sam, and his boyfriend, Bucky, set you and Marc up on a blind date. They figured that if they set up their best friends together, you all could go on fun double dates together. It was only five minutes into your blind date when you both realized how much you and Marc hated one another. Bucky and Sam were disappointed that it didn’t work out between you both so they tried to keep you both at a distance. That was until they got engaged.
It was no surprise that Sam asked you to be his maid of honor and Bucky asked Marc to be his best man. This also meant that you and Marc had to collaborate on making sure the wedding was absolutely perfect. The only obstacle you had to pass was not killing each other before the big day.
The first few times you met with Marc, you resisted the urge to stab him with the nearest object because of his sarcastic remarks. The only thing keeping you from murdering Marc in daylight was the image of your best friend beaming with his new life long partner all thanks to the work you did for him. Eventually, you learned to settle your differences with Marc and work as a team.
By the time Sam and Bucky’s wedding arrived, you and Marc watched your best friends become married. Thankfully, neither of you had a scratch or stab wound in sight. The rest of the wedding was full of love, laughter, and many, many drinks. You and Marc may have had a hard time seeing eye to eye in the beginning, but the one thing you could both agree on was an open bar all night. Unfortunately, it did lead to both Bucky and Sam getting wasted.
The newlyweds couldn’t make their grand exit out the banquet hall because they were stumbling over their steps. As maid of honor and best man, you and Marc stepped in to escort Bucky and Sam to their honeymoon suite at the top floor. While in the elevator, Sam turned to you with his eyelids half open.
“Hey,” he whispered loudly, despite only the four of you occupying the elevator lift. “Did you finally tell Marc that you like him?”
“What?!” you shrieked, face warming up like a tea kettle over fire. Although you fought to avoid Marc’s gaze, you already knew he was snickering with his hands on his hips. Meanwhile, Bucky stared off into space, watching the floor numbers change.
“What do you mean ‘what?’ You literally told me that you were going to take that tie off of him and wrap it around his wrists so you could-”
Ding!
Saved by the bell.
You sighed, “Alrighty, you and Bucky are clearly drunk so let’s get you both to bed.” As the elevator doors opened, you and Marc dragged Bucky and Sam out towards their suite at the end of the hall. Sam giggled hysterically.
“Oh my god, Sam, Marc is soooooo hot!” He pitched his voice so it matched yours. You gritted your teeth as your lips turned into a thin line. He may have been your best friend, but right at that moment, you wanted to murder him more than the man you actually hated.
“Sam, gimme the key so I don’t have to search your pockets.”
“I know who’s pants you want to search though.” Your best friend looked at his equally drunk husband, both of them bursting into a fit of cackles. God, it felt like dealing with two 12-year-olds in grown up bodies. Finally, Marc jumped in.
“C’mon, Sammy.” The exhaustion was apparent in Marc’s voice. “Today has been a blast, but me and the lady need some sleep and would rather do anything other than babysitting you two.”
Sam blew a raspberry in Marc’s face. “What a party pooper.” He rummaged through his pockets, pulling out the key. Your best friend turned to you. “You sure, you wanna bang this guy?”
Blowing off his comment, you snatched the key from him, hovering it over the sensor on the door. As the door unlocked, you glanced over to Marc, mouthing a sincere thank you, in which he just winked smugly at you. 
You and Marc managed to guide Bucky and Sam towards the giant king size bed. Bucky and Sam didn’t bother shedding off their tuxes before climbing onto the bed and immediately falling asleep. Loud snores echoed throughout the bedroom, taking that as your sign to escape quickly without a peep.   
“Well, that was interesting.” Marc huffed out a breath of relief. You both chuckled in unison without looking at one another. 
“That’s Sam for you,” you added. “He talks out of his ass when he’s drunk.” The two of you began walking slowly to the elevator, trying to stall time so you could have more quality time together. By the time you reached the elevator, Marc cleared his throat.
“I don't know about you, but I’m starving. I barely ate during dinner and I have a huge craving for curly fries. Care to join me?” Your stomach rumbled as he mentioned dinner. The same dinner you also neglected since the steak you were looking forward to eating was a little too well for your liking. You nodded, stepping into the elevator before Marc.
“Yeah, I’d love to.”
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On the way to the nearest fast food joint that was surprisingly still open, you and Marc talked about the wedding, including all the pros and cons. It was safe to say that the wedding was an overall success, minus Bucky and Sam taking advantage of the open bar. You shared a few laughs with Marc while reminiscing on every single moment of the day. Even though he kept his eyes glued to the road, you took in the way they crinkled when he concentrated. 
Then, you began to notice other features that never crossed your mind. He would lightly bite his tongue after hearing your giggles. He’d also run his hand through his dark hair when there was a moment of silence. A few gray hairs peeked through on the side of his head, even on the stubbles of his beard. 
Yes, Marc was an extremely handsome man, and also yes, he was starting to grow on you. However, you still couldn’t shake yourself from the blind date that made you hate him all these years. Deep down, you knew it wasn’t fair to hold that grudge, especially with all the progress you have made with Marc. But were you truly ready for something more with the man that gave you hell?
“Hey, sweet pea, what’s on your mind?” That nickname gave you butterflies every time he called you that. He didn’t start referring to you as sweet pea until you started planning the wedding and demanded the DJ to play “Sweet Pea” by Amos Lee as part of the grand entrance playlist.
You brushed your thoughts off with a short laugh. “Oh, I was just thinking about what to order. I’m debating between a sandwich or cheeseburger. Or anything with cheese at this point.”
“Quite the inner conflict, I bet,” Marc joked. “Whatever you want, go ahead and order it. It’s all on me.”
“What? Are you sure?” 
“Don’t worry about it, sweet pea. I know you were swamped today so let me treat you.” Your cheeks warmed up and your palms grew clammy. 
“Thank you, Marc! Really, I appreciate you for having my back.” Suddenly, your hand was engulfed by Marc’s, his thumb grazing yours gently. 
“Consider this a second chance date.”
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As you headed back to the hotel, you ate your meals in silence. “Sweet Pea” blasted through the speakers and Marc caught you swaying to the song out of the corner of his eye, your cheeks filled with bites from your cheeseburger. He smiled to himself as he kept driving, sipping on his soda.
Once you arrived back, you had finished eating and fell into the typical fast food coma. You cursed as you exited Marc’s car, the frosty air biting at your exposed arms and legs. Marc rushed to your side, slipping off his jacket and draping it around your shoulders. The heat and smell from his body transferred onto you as you buried yourself into the jacket. A new sensation coursed through your veins, a sensation that you typically felt while thinking of Marc late in the evening. You tried your hardest to ignore it as he walked you to your room.
By the time you were in front of your room, you didn’t want to let go of the warm jacket, nor did you want to let go of this moment with the man you were trying hard to get out of your head. As you were returning the jacket to Marc, he shook his head and pushed it back towards you.
“Go ahead and keep it, sweet pea. I’ll come back and get it in the morning.” He gazed up and down your frame, thinking about how adorable you looked swimming in the jacket.
“Oh, okay. Good, I was still cold anyway.” You fought the urge to stare into his gorgeous gaze. All of a sudden, you were frozen. Your hand tried to reach for the room key in your clutch, but an invisible force was holding you back. Actually, it was just Marc using just one finger to lift your chin, forcing you to look into his eyes. 
“I have the feeling that you’re trying not to kiss me and I give you permission to just do it.” This caused you to blink in bewilderment.
“Uhh…excuse me?” You couldn’t believe the words coming out of his mouth.
“Second chance date. Remember?”
You rolled your eyes and backed away from him. “Jesus, Marc, you’re exasperating.”
“Ooh, that’s a big word.” Marc laughed. “I may be exasperating but at least I’m not the one lying to myself.”  
Your blood was boiling. For once, you were actually having a more than decent time with him and he decided to ruin it with his stupid remarks. You wanted to spit another insult in his face. You wanted to slap him, punch him even. Instead, you yanked him towards you by the collar and slotted your lips against his.
All logic flew out the window as you pressed your chest against his as his arms wrapped around your waist. His kiss was so intoxicating you could have fainted from the way his tongue slid across your lower lip. Your tongues tangled passionately, all the built up tension releasing for your mind and body. Marc pinned you against the door frame, causing you to snap back to your senses. You pulled away from Marc, catching your breath and straightening your posture.
“Well, there you go.” You threw your hands in the air. “Happy?”
“Unfortunately, no. You didn’t give me a chance to kiss you more.”
“Well, that’s too bad because it’s not gonna happen again.” You reached into your clutch for your room key. 
“You sure about that?” Marc asked rhetorically. You paused as Marc leaned his side against the wall. For a brief moment, you actually considered kissing him again right then and there. But where was the fun in that?
You scoffed and shook your head. “Good night, Marc.” Once your room key scanned against the door sensor, you wiggled the doorknob and retreated to your room, not bothering to glance back at Marc’s cheeky smirk. 
You shimmied out of the oversized jacket, throwing it over the armrest of the love seat. Then, you changed out of your dress and into a baggy t-shirt and sweatpants. Yet, the touch of Marc’s hands still lingered on your body. No matter how long you brushed your teeth for, your lips still savored the bittersweetness of his mouth. And you found yourself longing for at least one more taste.
God damn that Marc Spector!
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buckybleu · 1 year
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LOVE LOVE THIS HEHEH ❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day bb 😘
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ya-boi-haru · 5 months
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Bored so I'm going to explain some of the songs I added to my Fable playlist, cause thinking of songs for playlist go brrr:
• Meant To Be Yours - (Heather's musical): Corrupted Caspian vibes
• Kiss Your Dreams Goodbye - Derivakat: Enderien vibes
• Saints - Echo's: Trying to decipher which God to believe about the war
• Viper - Derivakat: Season 2, Sculk arc coded
• Nightmare - Derivakat: Villain/Snapped Rae coded
• Daddy Issues - The Neighbourhood: 👀
• Gasoline - Halsey: Rae or Seven (theory)
• Don't make me - MALINDA: Enderien
• Freaks - Jordan Clarke: Lodestone Grove family
• Boyfriend- Dove Cameron: Enderien + Isla
• Treat You Better - Shawn Mendes: Enderien + Isla
• Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths: Centross (Stuck in the End arc, specifically)
• As The World Caves In - Sara Cothran: Resets
• Burned - Grace VanderWaal: Rae, Icarus, Ulysses
• Someone You Loved - Lewis Capaldi: Ghae (Early S2 - Pre-Memory return)
• Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez: Morningstar family
• Just a Man - Epic Musical: Fable
• Look What You Made Me Do - Taylor Swift: Gods at war/Revenge
• God Must Hate Me - Catie Turner: How Rae sees himself vs
• Just The Way You Are - Bruno Marz: How his boyfriends see him
• She - Dodie: Enderien + Isla
• What Was I Made For - Billie Eilish: Isla
• The Hammers Coming Down - Nickleback: Resets
• Satalite - Nickleback: For the couples having their soft moments
• The Grudge - Olivia Rodrigo: Icarus + Quixis
• Killer In The Mirror - Set it off: Icarus
• Assassin - Au/Ra: Icarus & Ulysses
• Devil In Me - Halsey: Athena
• Naked - James Arthur: Wolftross or OciexCentross
• Blue - Derivakat: Athena and their cats vibes
• Would You Be So Kind - Dodie: Any of those sweet little gays trying to confess
• Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world - Will Wood: Centross (Rae, theory)
• Zydrate Anatomy - Repo! The Generic Opea: All the lil science nerds (Rae, Icarus, Ulysses, Aax)
• Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson: For the times they tried to claim back their blissful/calm moments
• Rockabye - Clean Bandit: Isla
• Livin la Vida Loca - Ricky Martin: Souly because when I asked where c!Hayley was Connor said "she's living la Vida loca"
• Love Like You - Caleb Hyles: Centross
• I Found - Amber Run: Centross
• I'll Sleep When I'm Dead & Nightmare - Set it Off: Rae
• Safe and Sound - Taylor Swift: Isla with Icarus and Rae or Alerion & Vivian with Will
• The Quiet - Troy's Sivan: Caspian while Rae was gone (S2)
The others are vibes checks or suit 3 different things (or are obvious lol)
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Abdul, Paula Accardi, Gimena Aniston, Jennifer Apatow, Judd Baddiel, David Baron Cohen, Sacha Bass, Lance Bayer, Vanessa Beckham, Sara Benson, Ashley Bialik, Mayim Bieber, Justin Biel, Jessica Black, Jack Bloom, Orlando Braun, Scott Brie, Alison Brolin, Josh Cain, Dean Carr, Jimmy Chastain, Jessica Chenoweth, Kristen Cohen, Andy Collins, Lily Condor, Lana Cooper, Bradley Cox, Courtney Crystal, Billie Curtis, Jamie Lee David, Cazzie Davis, Viola Debose, Ariana Del Rey, Lana Deschanel, Zooey Deutch, Zoey Dewan, Jenna Diddy Combs, Sean Dobrev, Nina Douglas, Michael Dr. Phil Eric, Andre Fanning, Dakota Ferrell, Will Fisher, Isla Foster, Chelsea Fry, Stephen Gad, Josh Gadot, Gal Gage, Lukas Garner, Jennifer Garner, Julia Garrix, Martin Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gelman, Brett Gilmour, David Gomez, Sarah Goodblum, Jason Groban, Josh Groff, Jonathan Haddish, Tiffany Hamil, Mark Hamm, Jon Handler, Selena Hargitay, Mariska Hewitt, Jennifer Love Hudgens, Vanessa Hyland, Sarah Imbruglia, Natalia Jackson, Paris Jenner, Kris Jenner, Taylor Judge Judy Kailing, Mindy Kardashian ,Amy Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kemsley, Dorit King, Joey Kiyoko, Hayley Kloss, Karlie Kunis, Mila Lautner, Nicole Leggero, Natasha Levine, Adam Levy, Eugene Levy, Shawn Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Longoria, Eva Lucas, Matt LuPone, Patti Madonna Mamet, Zosia Marguiles, Julianna McGregor, Ewan Mendel, Howie Messing, Debra Meyers, Seth Mia, Pia Michele, Lea Miguel Milano, Alyssa Mirren, Helen Moore, Mandy Morrone, Camila Munn, Olivia Norris, Chuck O'Donnel, Rosie Oberman, Tracy-Ann Ora, Rita Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne, Sharon Oyelowo, David Pascal, Amy Paulson, Sarah Peck, Josh Peele, Jordan Peltz, Kim Perry, Katy Phillipps, Busy Plaza, Aubrey Pompeo, Ellen Portman, Natalie Prisloo, Behati Richie, Sofia Riley, Rachel Rock, Chris Rock, Chris Rose, Ruby Rosenthal, Phil Roth, Ellie Rowling, JK Saldaña, Zoe Sandler, Adam Savage, Ben Schnapp, Noah Schreiber, Liev Schumer, Kylie Schwartz, Lorraine Schwarzenegger, Patrick Schwimmer, David Segel, Jason\ Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jessica Shannon, Molly Shields, Brooke Short, Martin Silverman, Brooklyn Snyder, Zach Sommerhalder, Ian Spears, Lynn Jamie Spektor, Regina Stiller, Ben Sting Stone, Sharon Sudeikis, Jason Theroux, Justin Thorne, Bella Timberlake, Justin Tisdale, Ashley Waititi, Taika Walsh, Kate Washington, Kerry Whiterspoon, Reese Wilde, Olivia Williams, Tyler James Wu, Constance Yatra, Sebastian Zimmer, Constance Zinchenko Zoe, Rachel Zuckerman, Jeremy
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princessamyrose87 · 11 months
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knuckles spin-off series cast
Vector the Crocodile - Bruce Campbell, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Micheal B. Jordan, Seth rogen
Espio the Chameleon - Daisuke Tsuji, l.j. benet
Charmy Bee - Colleen o'Shaughnessey, Jacob Tremblay
Mighty The Armadillo - Micheal Mando, Micheal B. Jordan, Brady noon
Ray The flying squirrel - Tara Strong, Hudson Meek
Fang The Sniper - John Patrick Lowrie, Hugh Jackman, Karl Urban,
Bean The Dynamite - Aziz Ansari, Steven Ogg
Chief Pachacamac - Danny Trejo Sofía
Tikal the Echidna - Díana Bermudez, Ana de la Reguera, Selene Luna, Sofía Espinosa, Isabela Merced, Salma Hayek, Nisa Gunduz
E-102 Gamma - Corey Burton
Wendy Witchcart - Mia Goth, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Harriet Samson Harris
Battle Kukku XV - Nolan North
Speedy XVI - Maria Bakalova
Dr. Fukurokov - Mark Ivanar
Breezie The Hedgehog - Regina King, Janelle Monáe, Jena Malone, Pollyanna McIntosh
Vanilla The Rabbit - Maggie Robertson
Amy Rose - Kimiko Glenn, Anna kendrick
Big The Cat - Dave Fennoy, Patrick Warburton, Micheal B Jordan, Kevin Chamberlin
Cream the Rabbit - Melissa Hutchison, sabrina glow
Sticks the Badger - Margot Robbie, Paola Lázaro
Gerald Kintobor - Ron Perlman
Maria Kintobor - Mkeena Grace
Commander Abraham Tower - Frank Anthony Grillo
Subject Shadow The Hedgehog (Terios Kintobor) - (Paramount stated they want an A-list celebrity to voice Shadow) Keanu Reeves, Robert Pattinson, Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, Micheal B Jordan
Rouge The Bat - Chloé Hollings, Marion Cotillard, Mélanie Laurent, Camille Cottin, Jordana Lajoie, Scarlett johansson
Tom Wachowski’s father - Bob Odinkirk, Dustin Hoffman, Bill Murray, Micheal Keaton, Kurt Russell, John Goodman
Metal Sonic - Ben Schwartz(robotic filter)
E-123 Omega - Micheal B Jordan, Terry Crews, Jon Bernthal
Hazard The Bio-Lizard (Marzanna Kintobor) - Ivana Miličević
Void TrapDark - Jude Law, Dane DeHaan, Gerald Way, Scott Williams, Freddie Highmore,
Lumina Flowlight - Tabitha St. Germain
Blaze’s Mother - Janina Gavankar, Sakina Jaffrey
Blaze The Cat (Indian/British accent) - Priyanka Chopra, Devika Bhise, Varada Sethu, Simone Ashley, Ulka Simone Mohanty, Natasha Chandel
Marine the Raccoon - Sia, Katie Bergin, Bella Heathcote, Isla Lang Fisher, Rylee Alazraqui, Kendal Rae
Blaze’s Rival: Frost The Axotol(example)- Michelle Yeoh, Fala Chen, Antony Starr
Jet’s Father - Matt Ryan, Iwan Rheon
Jet The Hawk - Tony Hawk, Aaron Paul, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Dante Basco, Ken Jeong, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jimmy O. Yang
Wave The Swallow - Sarah Margaret Qualley
Storm the Albatross (pacific, Oceania) - Dave Batista, Taylor Wily
Emerl The Gizoid - Augus Imrie, Kendal Rae,
Clutch The Possum - Micheal Rooker, Benjamin Byron Davis, Robert Allen Wiethoff
Tangle The Lemur - Lauren Keke Palmer, Brenda Song
Whisper The Wolf - Stefanie Joosten, Ana de Armas
Mimic The Octopus - Richard Colin Brake
Doctor Starline - Troy Baker, Hugh Grant,
Starline’s Love interest and partner -
Rough and Tumble the Skunks - Will Ferrell and John C. Reily, Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key
Surge The Tenrec - Rachel Bloom, AJ Michalka
Kitsunami The Fennec Fox - Michael Cera, Kyle McCarley
Zavok - Christopher Judge, John Cena, Jon Bernthal
Master Zik - Frank Oz, Randall Duk Kim, Dustin Hoffman
Zeena -Mindy Kaling
Zor - Jaeden Martell, Dane DeHaan, Gerald Way
Zazz - Danny Brown,
Zomom - T.J. Miller
Black Doom -
,Keith David https://youtu.be/9LmOwEfPHUo
, Jackie Earle Haley - https://youtu.be/sF8zxctevXc
, Jon Bernthal - https://youtu.be/sDp4AuNen0Y
, Sean Schemmel -
, Ray Porter - https://youtu.be/aR8p4DIpxxE
,Karl Urban - https://youtu.be/ccF3uvpJ96I
Eclipse The Darkling - Norman Reedus
Callisto The Darkling - Carrie-Anne Moss
Dark Oak - Jeremy Irons
Black Narcissus - Angelina Jolie
Pala Bayleaf - John Leguizamo
Yellow Zelkova - Terry Crews
Red Pine - Pat Casey or Josh Miller
Cosmo The Seedrian - Carol Anne Day, Liliana Mumy
Lyric The Ancient(Owl like Longclaw) - Jackie Earle Haley
Johnny Lightfoot - Taron Egerton
Tekno The Canary - Paula Burrows
Porker Lewis - John Boyega, Daniel Radcliffe
Shorty “Shortfuse” The Cybernik - Cillian Murphy, Barry Sloane
Ebony The Cat - Gratiela Brancusi
Sonia The Hedgehog - Kiernan Shipka, Evan Rachel Wood, Isabella Merced, Jena Malone
Manic The Hedgehog - Joe Keery
Sally Acorn - Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman
Antoine D’Coolette - Tomer Capone, Bradley Cooper(hes fluent in French)
Bunnie Rabbot - Alex McKenna
Rotor The “Boomer” Walrus - John Cena
Nicole The Holo-Lynx - Ashly Burch
Lupe The Wolf - Amber Midthunder
Dulcy The Dragon - America Ferrera
Chip - Tom Holland, Freddie Highmore
Professor Dillion Pickle - Ian McKellen
Imperator Ix - Gary Oldman
Shade The Echidna - Lady Gaga
Infinite The Jackal - Kit Harington, Jon Bernthal
Silver The Hedgehog - Steven Yeun
Gold The Tenrec - Simone Ashley
Professor Von Schlemmer - Matthias Schweighöfer
Dr. Negan Robotnik a.k.a Eggman Neo - J.K. Simmons, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Giancarlo Esposito, Bryan Cranston, Pedro Pascal
Dr. Grimer Wormtongue - Ian McShane, Jackie Earle Haley
Chris thorndyke - Graham Verchere
Frost the hobidon - Dakota lotus
Juliet suter - Sydney Scotia
Antia/tania - Cassie glow
Perci - Stephanie lemelin
Preteen bokkun - Brett Gray
Park ranger - Patrick Warburton
Ashe - peyton r. perrine iii
Burst wisp - cherami Leigh
Uncle Charles - David Lengel
Bernadette - Melanie Zanetti
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ezekielurquhart · 9 months
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@senatusstarters location: the FUNCTION notes: Ezekiel as Cardi B, Adamo as J Balvin, and Amico as Bad Bunny. Big shoutout to Eren, Eric, and Elijah as the backup dancers. Isla, Cloe, and Flora on backup vocals.
A backwards somersault off a set of satyr-made enchanted turntables brought Ezekiel to the front of the dance floor as the backup vocalists started in. "Yeah baby, I like it like that," Grin wide and bright, he pointed at Remi through the parting crowd as they funeral attendees made space for Lil' Nasty, Amico, Adamo, and their backup dancers. They made walking around in small circles and smiling look effortless.
"You gotta' believe me when I tell you," "I said I like it like that," "You gotta' believe me when I tell you,""I said I like it like."
Michael handed Lil' Nasty his microphone as the aspiring rapper and DJ started off, his love of everything fine and flashy coming across with his overwhelming self confidence. "Now I like dollars, I like diamonds, I like stunting, I like shining I like million dollar deals, where's my pen, bitch I'm signin' (Signin') I like those Balenciagas (Those), the ones that look like socks I like going to the jeweler, I put rocks all in my watch (Cha-ching) I like texts from my exes, when they want a second chance (What?) I like proving people wrong, I do what they say I can't (he can't)" "They call me Lil' Nasty, banging body, spicy papi, hot tamale Hotter than a Somali, fur coat, Ferrari Hop out the stu', jump in the coupe (Coupe) Big Dipper on top of the roof Flexing on bitches as hard as I can Eating halal, driving the Lam' Told that bitch I'm sorry (Sorry) 'Bout my coins like Mario (Mario) Yeah they call me Freak Nasty I run this shit like cardio"
"Oh, damn Diamond district in the jag (Gang, I said I like it like that) Certified, you know I'm gang, gang (Gang, gang I said I like it like) Drop the top and blow the brains, wouh (Wouh! I said I like it like that) Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (Yeah, wouh, I said I like it) Oh I need the dollars, cha-ching (I said I like it like that) Beat it up like piñatas (I said I like it like) Tell the driver, close the curtains (I said I like it like that, skrt) Bad kid make him nervous (I said I like it)" Ciro tossed Amico his own microphone as Ezekiel and the demon high fived. Incapable of not showboating, the vampire started breakdancing in front of the backup dancers as Adamo pulled a money gun out of somewhere and started making it rain on him. "Chambean, chambean, pero no jalan (¡Jalan!) Tú compras to'a las Jordan, bo', a mí me las regalan (Hehe-he) I spend in the club (wouh), what you have in the bank (Yeah) This is the new religion, bang, en Latino gang, gang, yeah Trato de hacer dieta (Yeah), pero es que en el closet tengo mucha grasa (Wouh)"
"Ya mudé la' Gucci pa' dentro de casa, yeh (¡Wouh!) Cabrón, a ti no te conocen ni en Plaza (No) El Diablo me llama, pero Jesucristo me abraza (Amén) Guerrero como Eddie, que viva la raza, yeh Me gustan boricuas, me gustan cubana' Me gusta el acento de las colombianas (¿Qué hubo pues?) Como mueve el culo la dominicana (¿Qué lo que?) Lo rico que me chingan las venezolanas (¡Wouh!) Andamos activos, Perico Pin Pin (Wouh) Billetes de cien en el maletín (Ching) Que retumbe el bajo, Bobby Valentín, yeh (Boo) Aquí es prohibido amar, diles, Charytín Que pal' picor les tengo Claritín"
"Yo llego a la disco y se forma el motín (Rrr)
"Diamond district in the jag (Gang, I said I like it like that)" "Bad Bunny baby, bebé, bebé, bebé"
Amico fell into the routine with the dancers, leading the number as the three men were clearly in their element. Ezekiel hadn't even broken a sweat. He was also a vampire so he didn't sweat but the important takeaway was that he was a performer.
"Certified, you know I'm gang, gang (Gang, gang I said I like it like) Drop the top and blow the brains, wouh (Wouh! I said I like it like that) Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (Yeah, wouh, I said I like it) Oh I need the dollars, cha-ching (I said I like it like that) Beat it up like piñatas (I said I like it like)"
"Tell the driver, close the curtains (I said I like it like that, skrt) Bad kid make him nervous (I said I like it)
Udaeus tossed Adamo his microphone as Ezekiel did a standing full backflip, somersaulting into more elaborate breakdancing.
"Como Celia Cruz tengo el azúcar (azúca') Tu jeva me vio y se fue de pecho como Jimmy Snuka (Ah) Te vamos tumbar la peluca Y arranca pal' carajo, cabrón, que a ti no te vo'a pasar la hookah (Hookah, hookah)"
"Mis tenis Balenciaga me reciben en la entrada (Wouh) Pa-pa-pa-parazzi, like I'm Lady Gaga (Wouh) Y no te me hagas (Hey) Que en cover de Billboard tú has visto mi cara (Hey) No salgo de tu mente (Wouh) Donde quieras que viajes has escuchado "Mi Gente" Yo no soy high (high), soy como el Testarossa ('Rossa)"
"Yo soy el que se la vive y también el que la goza (Goza, goza) Es la cosa, mami es la cosa (Cosa, cosa) El que mira sufre y el que toca goza (Goza, goza)"
The three men sang in tandem as Amico stepped out of the head of the danceline to join the other two centre stage, Ezekiel in the middle of the two men unintentionally emphasising a height difference.
"I said I like it like that I said I like it like that (Rrr) I said I like it like that (Wouh) I said I like it like that Diamond district in the jag (Gang, I said I like it like that) Certified, you know I'm gang, gang (Gang, gang I said I like it like) Drop the top and blow the brains, wouh (I said I like it like that) Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? (I said I like it)"
The music faded as the dancers and backup vocalists dissipated into the crowd, Ezekiel ran a hand through his hair - the full face mask he’d been wearing was abandoned a long time ago along with the spiky jacket he’d had on. Ezekiel grabbed the first bottle of champagne he could find before he shook it, popped the lid and sprayed it over the crowd. “This party goes crazy!”
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[paramedic] I’m sorry Mr. Aldridge but she has passed on.
[Duncan] No. This must be a mistake. It can’t be. (repeats in disbelief) No. This must be a mistake... It can’t be... (whispers) My love?.. wake up... [Duncan] You can’t leave me here all alone, Isla... No... Please....  Return to me Isla, return to me.
I don’t want to let you go.
song: I don’t want to let you go by Jordan Hart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwKVgTGtj5U
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moohnshinescorner · 5 months
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🎄Hawaiian Holiday by Elle Jordan is now live!🎄
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Two weeks in paradise over the holidays with your best friend? Say less.
The only problem?
Isla's bestie didn't make the flight and now she has to spend the holidays completely alone in Hawaii.
Her luck turns when she is seated next to an All-American hottie on the flight to paradise.
Cal is also in need of some company. He thought a family vacation would be great, but he quickly realizes he can only handle so much family bonding. Back at home, he lives a structured, all work, no play life. It's no surprise that Isla has a way of convincing Cal to do just about anything.
Sparks fly as they spend two weeks exploring the island and their attraction to one another. Isla thinks she can keep it casual and go their separate ways after two weeks together.
Will Isla and Cal be able to return back to their lives after two weeks, or will this holiday hook-up end up as extra baggage on the way home?
Spoiler alert: It definitely ends up as extra baggage.
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MY REVIEW⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I absolutely loved this book. The characters were the absolute most fun. They had wonderful personalities and were energetic. Cal was an absolute dream and Isla was a riot. Both of them coming out of their shy shells was an amazing experience.
Isla's best friend stands her up for their Hawaii vacation. This starts her trip off on the wrong foot, but the plane ride changes it all.
Cal is attending his sister's wedding when he meets the most unusual woman. Shy is a word I would use to describe Cal. But when he meets this woman, there is something about her that brings him out of his shell.
These two characters engage in an adventure that will change their lives forever.
This book was so much fun to read. It was a feel good read that made me smile. I enjoyed this book so much. The comedy in it just makes you laugh and the connection the characters have is pure perfection. I truly enjoyed the book and have now added Elle Jordan to my list of must read authors.
Meet Elle Jordan
Elle is just your typical book lover turned writer. Her full time gig is at a small rural hospital where she channels all of her Grey's Anatomy vibes. She enjoys being outside (preferably while drinking a strong margarita) and playing with her dogs. Oh, and her husband. She has been writing since high school but recently decided to dive back into the world with writing romance novels.
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yarnreader · 1 year
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Movie Review: Jurassic World (6/23/15)
Sunday night, Jordan and I went to see the new Jurassic World movie at one of the theaters in town. We loved it. And now it's confession time, I haven't seen any of the other Jurassic Park movies. I've seen bits and pieces of some but I have no idea which movies. (I know, I need to get my hands on the movies.)  But I freaking loved this movie. The story line was easy to follow, it could have been a little better but I'm not complaining about it. The actors were great, Chris Pratt was our favorite, of course, He had some of the best lines in the movie, but his character was pretty much one of the main characters. The effects were amazing, it was hard to believe that the dinosaurs weren't really real. The ending was done really well, it didn't end super quick like a lot of movies these days. It tied everything together really well. And of course, the score of the movie was the best. John Williams is one of the best and one of my favorites Go see this movie! You won't regret it. (At least, I hope you won't.)Movie Summary from imdb.com:"Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond. After 10 years of operation and visitor rates declining, in order to fulfill a corporate mandate, a new attraction is created to re-spark visitors' interest, which backfires horribly." I hope if you seen this movie that you enjoyed as much as we did, we are definitely going to see it again but in 3D. Happy movie watching! Sam<3 
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congrats on 1.2k gorgeous, well deserved! 💋❤️ I have a little ‘would you rather’ for you:
Have a romantic evening dinner and watch the new Barbie movie with Joaquin Phoenix or
Enjoy a magical weekend at Disney World with Adam Warlock, vip treatment and all!
Games: cym, fmk, wyr, smash or pass (with any hottie not listed)
AHHH this one is really hard 😭😭😭 I really went thru a whole debate/crisis trying to decide which one I'd rather be in ahaha
I mean, I do appreciate being wined and dined and 69'd and I really really really want to watch the Barbie movie! But I also have not been to Disney World since I was 6. Plus, VIP treatment?? I am very tempted... omfg this is so difficult
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ok ok I choose Disney World with Adam bc it is imperative that I visit Orlando's park and compare to Cali's but when I come home, Joaquin better have dinner reservations and movie tickets ready eheheheh
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Happy birthday Isla 💕 it’s still the 6th in CA so it’s still ur bday lol I hope your day is as fun as you are!! I’m so happy to be your friend and that we can simp and create cute and sometimes sexy stories of the guys we simp for hehe 😋🥰 Thanks for making tumblr a better place bestie 🥹❤️ can’t wait for the day we get to recreate the sleepover from Princess Diaries 🙈
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Now picture this: prince!Lewis sweeps you away from your birthday ball to have a private dance with you. He finally conjures the courage to give you a kiss and to his surprise you’re the one that deepens it. Does this private dance lead to more? Hmmmm🤔🫣
Thank you Jordan 😍❤️ I love and appreciate you! You and the thot squad have made this tumblr experience so much more fun and enjoyable 😌 When I finally buy that castle, you already know I’m inviting everyone over for a sleepover 🥺
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And ma’am!! Prince!Lewis?! How have I not seen this photo before 🥲😩 He is a dream come true and one of my wish is him 😍 Thank you again love 💕
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El año llegó plagado de conciertos retrasados por la pandemia y ahora llega el mes de Junio cargado de Festivales de Música en la República Checa. Muchos de los conciertos hasta el momento han sido un éxito muy esperado por todos los fans, como el concierto de los Rammstein. Aunque también ha habido alguna decepción como el concierto de Eric Clapton, que la edad y la pandemia le han pasado factura. Y recuerda que aún quedan muchos Conciertos en Praga 2022 que no te puedes perder. Pero hora llega el mes de Junio cargado de Festivales de Música en la República Checa. Festivales de música del mes de junio en Chequia Jam Rock: Muligenre. The Carburetors, Venues, Divokej Bill, Berserk Bastards, Arakain, Debustrol, Traktor, Anna K., Mig 21. Del 9 al 11 de junio, Letohrad. Festival de Verano de Praga: Rock. Rage Against, Boston Manor, Alt J, I Love You Honey Bunny, Rikas, The Offspring. 8, 9 y 12 de junio. Central eléctrica Holešovice. Votvírák: bandas checas y eslovacas. Kryštof, Mirai, Jaroslav Uhlíř, Xindl X. Divokej Bill. 10 al 12 de junio, Milovice. Islas Unidas de Europa: Internacional, multigénero. Dlina Volny, AC Leonte, Thumper, Timea, 52 Hertz Whale, Nina Kohout y 50 bandas en siete escenarios. Entrada libre. 10 y 11 de junio, varios lugares de Praga. Rock for People: Internacional, multigénero. Green Day, Weezer, Fall Out Boy, Sum 41, Royal Blood, Skillet, Biffy Clyro, Wolf Alice. 15–18 de junio, Hradec Králové. Festival Respeto: Músicas del mundo. Benin International Musical, Oumou Sangaré, Canzoniere Grecanico Salentino, Etenesh Wassie. 18 y 19 de junio, Rohanský ostrov, Praga. JenštejnFest: Rock. Resurgimiento de Offspring, Olympic Revival Band, Resurgimiento de Kabát, Nirvana Revival Praha. Entrada libre. 18 de junio, Jenštejn. Rocks de Praga: Hard rock, Metal. Metallica, Five Finger Death Punch, Red Fang, Steel Panther. 22 de junio, Letiště Letňany, Praga. Metrónomo: Música y cultura internacional. Beck, Nick Cave y The Bad Seeds, Oh Wonder, Underworld, Everything Everything, Balthazar, Lola Marsh. 23–25 de junio, Výstaviště, Praga. Přeštěnice: Multigénero. Somos Domi, James Harries & Band, Lucie Bílá & Arakain, Jelen, Tomáš Klus. Harlej. 23–26 de junio, Přeštěnice. Vysmáté léto: pop, rock checo. Horkýže Slíže, Harlej, Vypsaná fixa, Jamaron, Olympic, Lenny, Jordan Haj & Emma Smetana, Ben Cristovao. 25. Pop rock. 24 y 25 de junio, Kadaň. Fingers Up: En su mayoría bandas checas. Divokej Bill, PSH, Vypsaná fixa, King No-One, Leap, Thom Artway, The Silver Spoons, Deaf Heart. 24 y 25 de junio, Mohelnice.
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autisticarachnid · 3 years
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love languages of my mcs-
salem, like me, is a mix of quality time and gift giving. they love planning ways to hang out with merula and their friends, and they just as eagerly plan gifts to give out. if they care about you, they’ll ask to hang out or give you a gift.
thalia is absolutely a words of affirmations and quality time gal. she is absolutely one to constantly compliment her friends, but also loves deep conversations and undivided attention. if she cares about someone, they’ll pay 100% attention and take every chance to compliment and reassure them.
samara is absolutely, 100% quality time. no doubt about it. she adores undivided attention, deep conversations and time spent together. if he had to have a secondary love language, it would be acts of service, as they like being useful and helping out. if she cares about someone, he’ll pay undivided attention to them while occasionally trying to help out.
isla is absolutely a physical touch gal, and she often needs it in return. whether that’s a full kiss or something as simple as hand holding, she expresses love through little touches and nudges. when she cares about someone, she’ll go out of her way to hug or touch them.
vera is much more of an acts of service girl than her twin sister, though she does have a bit of physical touch too. when she cares about others, she’ll try her best to help them out and make things easier for them.
codi is a mix of words of affirmation and gift giving- she’s always happy to reassure her partner or friends, and she’ll also occasionally make gifts to hand to them- usually small tokens of affection rather than any grand gesture, but gifts nonetheless. when she cares about someone, she constantly reassures them and gives small tokens of affection.
fallon is a big physical touch girl, but she also has a big acts of service streak. she’s touchy and clingy (but never crosses boundaries) and almost always expresses her affection by hugging, holding hands or little massages, but she also loves doing anything that’ll make life easier for her loved ones. when she cares about someone, she’ll hug them or hold their hand, and will also take every opportunity to help them out in any way possible.
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marmolady · 3 years
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Family Headcanons-- Vol 2. Quinn and Michelle's Kids
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The second in my series of next generation profiles-- this time featuring Michelle and Quinn's children; Isla and Conor.
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Isla (about 19) and Conor (about 15)
Isla Quy Nguyen-Kelly
Isla is Michelle and Quinn's first child, born in February 2027. Quinn had became close to Isla’s birth mother, who suffered from Rotterdam’s, through her charity work. With the mother despairing at whether she’d even survive the baby’s first month, Quinn and Michelle promised to raise her as their own. To everyone’s immense relief, the unplanned infant tested negatively for the illness in utero. Isla's birth mother dies shortly after the birth, but has a chance to briefly hold the baby. Naturally, the scenario disturbs many old wounds in Quinn, and the first year of Isla's life leads her to work through many long-buried traumas over long hours spent soothing the infant. As the first grandchild on both sides of the family, Isla is, naturally, doted upon. Raised in the US with her loving mothers, Isla enjoys several holidays to San Trobida during her childhood, and catches the travel bug early. She's yet to visit anywhere quite as cool as La Huerta.
Isla is confident and gregarious, happiest in a crowd. She tends to be domineering, in the compassionate manner of frustrated parent. When the Catalyst kids get together on La Huerta, it is always Isla who takes charge-- even over Reggie and Liv who are several years her senior. She’s not afraid to force bandages onto Liv’s many cuts and scrapes– and even Liv isn’t brave enough to stop her when she gets going. She could probably talk the hind leg off a donkey.
Into adulthood: After studying at Hartfeld just like her Mom and Mama, Isla takes up a career in journalistic and non-fiction writing. With a little help from Diego, she translates everything she writes into Vaanti so that all her friends can best enjoy it. There is a possibility that access to interview the likes of Condors star Sean Gayle and culinary superstar Raj Bhandarkar helped give her career a leg up... but she's pretty darn good in her own right. All she needed to do was translate her constant verbal onslaught into the written word. She meets husband Alex on her travels, and they zip around the world together until settling down-- at least for a while-- with their twin boys Jordan Huan and James Kai, and later their daughter Lilei Jennifer. Isla has many globe-trotting adventures with her family planned.
Conor Bien Nguyen-Kelly
Conor is born in September 2031, fulfilling what was once an impossible dream for Quinn-- to carry a baby. He's conceived using an anonymous donor, and doesn't really show much interest in finding out much regarding that side of his genetic tree until his twenties. Some four and a half years younger than his sister, Conor is very much treated as 'the baby' for the length of his childhood, especially by often over-bearing Isla. By the time he comes on the scene, the Catalyst group has children basically coming out of their ears, so he is never short on playmates.
Brimming with energy and good humour, Conor quickly found himself nicknamed 'Tigger' by his Uncle Jake, and he lives up to it. There are frequently jokes made that his mystery sire must have been a bull in a China shop. Having a doctor for a mom is very handy when a kid is as prone to falling out of trees as Conor is. It is a rare occasion that a young Conor is not covered in mud, or bruises, or both. He is incredibly sweet and well-meaning, without a nasty bone in his body, but is about as clumsy with tact as he is with watching where he's going... which is to say, very much so. Thankfully, his knack for putting smiles on people's faces tends to mitigate most of the damage.
Into adulthood: Like Isla, Conor goes on to study at Hartfeld. That is... until one particular La Huerta reunion in which he and Michael Mckenzie Gayle run off for a couple days' snow adventure and return to Catalyst Village as boyfriends. With his typical lack of forethought, Conor packs up and joins Michael in San Trobida, and it all works out. Being happiest in the great outdoors, Conor finds himself right at home in a country full of tropical wilderness. He sets up a business running tourist charters around San Trobida's coast. Conor marries Michael, both in a Vaanti hand-fasting, and legally in San Trobida, and together they have two daughters, Sadie Alora and Eden Maeve.
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leviiackrman · 3 years
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🎃 + A L L of your kids xoxo
ahhhhhhhhh okay haha I'm gonna pick all of them bar the self inserts and most da ones cus there's A LOT but here we go!! alphabetical? fuck it - 23 oc Halloween costumes coming up!
SEND 🎃 TO KNOW WHAT MY OC WOULD DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN
Asami Enatsu - My Hero Academia:
probably as her mum so full costume and everything. she hasn't had the opportunity to do Halloween properly with friends so she's had her costume ready for YEARS
Bubbles Finley - Days Gone:
she doesn't have enough confidence to dress up in public so johnny would always make sure they had a little night together at home. he'd help her do her makeup and they'd have their own little Halloween where she could be whatever she wanted to be!
Darcy Morgan - Red Dead Redemption:
when she was a kid she loved being either dutch or Arthur. after she was orphaned, she didn't do anything for Halloween again. isla always wanted her to do a 'mini me' act but darcy was not about that life
Essa Meeko - Star Wars:
a tie-fighter mechanic. does she know how to fix a tie-fighter? god no. did she steal their uniform for her costume? very much yes. she had no other ideas and needed something last minute
Fumiko Enatsu - My Hero Academia:
her favourite pro hero changed a lot when she was younger so she would be whoever her fave was that year. when she's older (and a villain) in the back of her mind, she always wants to go dressed as her former - hero - self, but that would cause too many issues
Isaac Wattleseed - The Witcher:
normally gets roped into a double act costume with Una but some years she teams up with Ciri instead so he'll just wear a literal bag on his head with a smiley face on or a stock-standard mast. The person/character/name he gives when anyone asks him who he is always changes too. one minute he's ted the drunk, the next he's prince emmanuel, the list is endless
Isla Walsh - Red Dead Redemption:
she loved using it as an occasion to dress up real fancy for the day/night. so not necessarily a costume
Jody Morse - Marvel:
as a sexy molecule/atom. picture ross from friends when he was spudnick - so the full circular/3D costume. but to make it sexy, she's just butt naked underneath
Johnny Finley - Days Gone:
whatever bubbles wanted! but some years she couldn't think of anything so he'd pick her favourite tv show and some characters from that where they could dress up together! he'd make/borrow (*cough* steal..) some costumes too depending on how intricate it needed to be
Jordan Parker - Until Dawn:
ozzy osbourn. but she went a bit OTT at the last party because she got too in character so she's now banned from being him again
Lyna Mahariel - Dragon Age:
wrapped up in furs as a mabari!!! then she would drink too much and fall asleep in lester's bed next to him
Margot Durand - Attack on Titan:
depending on when, if before the fall of wall maria, then she's probably gonna be a flower (ie covered head to toe in legit flowers). if after, then as levi. takes his real clothes and all
Natalie Drake - Uncharted:
evelyn from the mummy!!!! sometimes they do a family pirate party so she's been a mini anne bonny before too
Nymira Lanu - Horizon Zero Dawn:
not really something they celebrate in meridian tbh but one time she defeated a snapmaw and used its hollowed out head as a helmet/costume but because she used it to scare people she was sent to isolate for a while to think about what she'd done lmao
Ophelia Dandythorn - Dungeons and Dragons:
her crew always ALWAYS all dress up as ophelia - but all versions of her. some would be her cheerful self, others would be angry ophelia - you get the idea. but she refuses to dress up with them just so they all are "ophelia"s and go out in public to confuse people. she loves the humour from doing that more than anything
Rob Young - Uncharted:
refuses to dress up unless it's to do a team up with one of the kids. that being said, tobin is always already sorted so if natty asks - he can't help but say yes to whatever she wants
Shen - Avatar: The Last Airbender:
well first off hayami LOVES being a turtle duck (much to zuko's emusment) and shen doesn't really know what Halloween is, but if the others have a plan/idea for her or them as a group then shes up for anything!
Theo Bainbridge - Gossip Girl:
she doesn't need to be anyone in particular, she's the type of person to show up in the skimpiest outfit because "its the one time of year where you can be your most slutty" after all
Tobin Drake - Uncharted:
the same. damn. costume. every. year. he's the thomas tew to sam's henry avery. and he regrets none of it. costume needs to be re-bought each year tho because he's a growing lad!!
Una Wattleseed - The Witcher:
one year she went as yennefer but too many people confused the pair of them so she got told off. after that she made it her goal to imitate people she knows and does it REALLY well to the point if someone doesn't accidentally mistake her for the actual person, she'll be upset. this means Isaac is always in on the plan but never puts as much effort into the act as her
Willow Hawke - Dragon Age:
varric. every time. one time she showed up as Merrill and everyone was so happy she was someone different for once but at the end of the night she revealed the costume had a hidden varric one underneath so they left her in the bar absolutely shit faced. lesson learnt when she woke up to her coin bag gone
Yavanna Trevelyan - Dragon Age:
isn't the biggest fan of dress up. if she has to she'd be someone/thing completely unrecognisable to hide her embarrassment
Ziri - The Legend of Korra:
is the QUEEN of Halloween!!! her impressions/costumes as *chefs kiss* LEGENDARY and so spot on, so everyone is always so excited to see who next year will be. her best was sokka - the soldiers loved that one
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tabloidtoc · 3 years
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Us, January 25
You can now buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks
Cover: Olivia Wilde, Harry Styles and Jason Sudeikis 
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Page 2: Red Carpet -- drop sleeve romance -- Cynthia Erivo, Margaret Qualley, Aja Naomi King, Eiza Gonzalez 
Page 3: Chloe Bennet, Keri Russell, Isla Fisher, Idina Menzel, Kaia Gerber
Page 4: Who Wore It Best? Gigi Hadid vs. Khloe Kardashian, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley vs. Haley Lu Richardson 
Page 6: Loose Talk -- Rowan Atkinson on cancel culture, Chrissy Teigen on why she gave up drinking, Busy Philipps on getting used to her 12-year-old child Birdie’s they/them pronouns, Joy Behar resuming her feud with fellow View cohost Meghan McCain who recently returned from maternity leave, Arnold Schwarzenegger on mistaking Chris Pratt for Chris Evans on an Instagram telethon
Page 8: Contents 
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Page 10: Hot Pics -- Angelina Jolie enjoyed a bit of retail therapy in L.A. 
Page 11: Justin Bieber took an electric bike out for a spin while on vacation in Hawaii, Gavin Rossdale holding his beloved dog during an outing in Studio City, Selling Sunset’s Christine Quinn wore pink during a photoshoot in Bel Air 
Page 12: Olivia Munn, Tori Spelling got a smooch from her and husband Dean McDermott’s pups in L.A., Emilio Vitolo Jr. and Katie Holmes walked arm-in-arm during a romantic stroll in NYC 
Page 13: Emma Slater and Sasha Farber stepped out for some fresh air with their dogs Ruby and Grinch in L.A., Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid spent their days soaking up the sun while on vacation in Tulum, Mexico 
Page 16: Matt Damon was spotted without his wedding ring while visiting BFF Ben Affleck one month after celebrating his 15th anniversary with wife Luciana Barroso in L.A., Sutton Foster filming Younger with Nico Tortorella and Debi Mazar in NYC, during an outing Lisa Rinna took her dance moves to the streets in L.A. 
Page 17: Diplo spent the day exploring the ocean during a scuba diving session in Tulum, Bella Thorne and boyfriend Benjamin Mascolo couldn’t keep their hands off each other while playing in the ocean in Tulum 
Page 18: Jennifer Lopez works her monochrome magic 
Page 20: Winter Wonderland -- ‘tis the season to bundle up -- Kellan Lutz sipping on hot drinks with pregnant wife Brittany in NYC, Irina Shayk posed with a snowman she built in NYC, Kylie Jenner and daughter Stormi kept warm and cozy in fashionable outerwear, Bella Hadid made a snow angel following a storm in NYC 
Page 21: Martha Stewart in her snow plow in Bedford in New York, Rebel Wilson hitting the slopes in Aspen, Hilary Duff and Matthew Koma played with their daughter Banks outside in North Reading in Massachusetts, Ciara skiing for the first time during a trip with Vanessa Bryant, Laura Prepon building a snowman 
Page 22: Stars They’re Just Like Us -- Wells Adams broke a sweat during an afternoon jog in L.A., Gabrielle Union donated items to her favorite organizations through the Amazon Smile Charity Lists in L.A., Jenny McCarthy checked taking out the trash off her to-do list in Chicago 
Page 23: Ellen DeGeneres pedaled to lunch in Santa Barbara, between carrying a huge basket and walking his dog Kuma Justin Theroux has his hands full while out and about in NYC 
Page 24: Love Lives -- Emma Stone baby on board 
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Page 25: Chrissy Metz and boyfriend Bradley Collins met on the dating app Bumble, after spending months in Australia Zac Efron has no plans to return to Hollywood because he’s loving life with girlfriend Vanessa Valladares 
Page 26: Hollywood Moms -- Melissa Joan Hart on her three sons Mason and Braydon and Tucker 
Page 27: Amber Rose’s sons Sebastian and Slash may be six years apart but she says they have the sweetest bond, Rachel Bilson’s daughter Briar has no idea that dad Hayden Christensen played Darth Vader, Melissa Rycroft has ruled out baby No. 4 
Page 28: Hot Hollywood -- Duchess Kate Middleton’s family made her recent birthday very special despite the pandemic -- during her low-key celebration at Anmer Hall she felt the love from Prince William and their kids Prince George and Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis and they gave her a bouquet from the kids and diamond and sapphire earrings from William which she loves -- she even received a card and gifts from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle which was a nice surprise and she may get to thank them in person as Harry and Meghan will reportedly return to the UK in June 
Page 29: After months of dating speculation Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey finally confirmed their relationship via Instagram when Michael and Steve Harvey’s adopted daughter posted loved-up photos of each other on their accounts 
* Nearly 17 years after the Sex and the City series finale aired stars Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis are reprising their roles for a revival called And Just Like That...Noticeably absent from the group is Kim Cattrall who’s had an ongoing feud with Sarah Jessica for years and has been vocal about her decision to never return to the show 
* Keeping Up With Us -- Gwen Stefani’s annulment from ex-husband Gavin Rossdale has finally been granted by the Vatican which was a huge relief for Gwen who wants her marriage to Blake Shelton to be recognized by the Catholic Church, Meghan Markle’s estranged dad Thomas Markle says that he’s very pleased with daughter Samantha Markle’s upcoming tell-all book, The Grammys has been delayed to March 14 over coronavirus concerns, Shia LaBeouf and Margaret Qualley have called it quits on their weeks-long whirlwind romance, Dr. Dre said he’s doing great after being hospitalized for a brain aneurysm, Stassi Schroeder and fiance Beau Clark welcomed daughter Hartford Charlie Rose 
Page 30: A Day in the Life -- Catherine Lowe 
Page 31: Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson has a lot to look forward in 2021 -- not only is she releasing a new book this summer which is a historical fiction novel titled Her Heart For a Compass but the Duchess of York is also preparing to become a first-time grandmother to Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank’s child -- though the little one’s arrival is still weeks away Fergie’s already started passing down her motherly wisdom to her 30-year-old daughter whom she shares with ex-husband Prince Andrew -- as for what she’s hoping to be called by her grandchild she says lots of her friends call her Duch so she thinks it will end up being Duchee 
Page 32: Cover Story -- Olivia Wilde’s love triangle -- Olivia’s ex Jason Sudeikis is devastated as her new romance with Harry Styles heats up 
Page 36: Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West behind closed doors -- as rumors of impending divorce swirl what’s really happening inside Kim and Kanye’s six-year marriage -- it was extremely draining to keep pretending that their marriage was OK when the whole world could tell it blatantly wasn’t and things between them have gotten so toxic they have no choice but to live apart 
Page 38: One for the Ages -- it’s nothing but a number -- these couples don’t mind a May to December romance -- Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, George Clooney and Amal Clooney, Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles 
Page 39: Leonardo DiCaprio and Camila Morrone, Jay-Z and Beyonce, David Foster and Katharine McPhee, Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson 
Page 40: Natalie Portman’s lip service with Dior’s wildly popular Rouge Dior Couture lipstick -- she stuns in a series of images that evoke the splendor of Paris and peep the behind-the-scenes moments 
Page 42: Entertainment -- The Bachelor Matt James teases what’s to come 
Page 43: Dean Hashim of 90 Day Fiance on having a daughter with girlfriend Rigin Bado 
Page 46: Fashion Police -- when bad clothes happen to good people -- Miley Cyrus, Bella Hadid, Alia Shawkat 
Page 47: A$AP Rocky, Kate Flannery, Tessa Thompson 
Page 48: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me -- Tim Allen 
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