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criminalmindsbauagent · 7 months ago
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Christmas Icons 2024: Style 6
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youreavicioustrollop · 25 days ago
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S5 E10: Wrapped in Red
right now I'm calling it, this is a Christmas episode (?) and we get a Kelly Clarkson music cue for Wrapped in Red, one of my favorite christmas songs/albums.
Reindeer! yes, Christmas episode!! oh, I wonder what sort of terrible emergency will befall these people. Wife of a pilot, aww. Except oh no! Pilot double life! Is this how he has every other Christmas?!?!
okay, ladies, don't fight with each other, you should be mad at this man! gross looking ankle fracture! okay, yay the ladies are coming to an understanding! and lol, trolley driver refusing treatment because it's safer in the cab.
diaz house christmas!!!!! i love eddie being so low-key about putting the decorations on the tree and chris being absolutely particular. "you can critique my work in the morning" "I just want everything to be perfect" they have a LOT of decorations!!!! also i love the candles in the fireplace bit. it's so chic. "do we even have tinsel?"
turkey, ham and a roast! bobby that's So Much food. I can see you getting away with two of them, but Three??? i know you're hosting big beefy firefighters (presumably), but as someone who also has big family holiday get-togethers that is Too Much unless you're intentionally sending people home with leftovers. aww, three less! May is working! Time and a half IS good, but since it's christmas it should actually be double time. Can't believe the city of LA is being cheap with their first responders! i mean I can, but. they shouldn't. Bobby's deep-frying ONE of the turkeys? he's got two turkeys??? that's so extra.
eddie and carla being friends!!! i love it. "felt like i was being judged by martha stewart. pre-snoop dog." GOOD JOKE, EDDIE. :))) oh no, Christopher had a nightmare!!! love eddie telling him that talking about it can make it less scary. YES, you have been doing the family therapy thing and it showssssss. Good dad, eddie! it was about shannon. awww. :((((
SPEAKING of Shannon, we're at the firehouse toy drive! god, what an iconic entrance for her to the 118. beloved shannon, may she rest in peace. "awww, it's baby's first christmas in a serious relationship" lol, buck had a roommate who would always dump his girlfriend after halloween, that's ROUGH.
nobody can beat bobby getting athena an engagement ring though. even if it was kind of unhinged. glad that buck knows he's not doing that. "portable generator" :)))))) aww buck, that's so sweet in a completely clueless way. awww, turns out taylor's just as clueless about what to get him!!!! lol, bobby's look of disbelief and disappointment.
HI JOSH!!!!! oh no, a woman calling 911 just to talk to someone. that's so sad! and josh is trying to be nice but trying to get her off the line and failing. "i wouldn't mind seeing a firefighter" I Mean. with THESE firefighters, y'know?
buck carrying stacked high presents!!!! him and eddie talking about Christopher's nightmare! "so much for the most wonderful time of the year" "yeah, it's a real pressure cooker" :((( (having thinky thoughts about this and comparing it to S8. but i shall Wait)
oh, it's the wives again and they're mad at each other again instead of him :((( aww, this guard. "i tried SEVERAL de-escalation techniques." poor man. thank you athena for letting them know that they are now in a blended family relationship because their kids are siblings!!! this IS the right time for divorce, yes!
YES, WRAPPED IN RED MUSIC CUE. love the supportive group chat. okay, this is a really great ask-out. oh no!!! he doesn't say yes right away and she backs into an OPEN ELEVATOR SHAFT!!! :(((( at least the elevator wasn't Too Far down. and here i was hoping the two of them were going to get stuck in the elevator
Buck, i would love concert tickets as a gift! why are they now off the list?? it's a personal trigger, not tickets generally!
awwwww, Buck thinking about not going to bathena's christmas bash! and hen understanding because they're missing their family of madney and jee! awwww :(
that's a Good gingerbread house! and a very weird, fluke accident with the hot chocolate. poor eddie, just trying to get into his goofy fun dad phase and it triggers chris into freaking. out. because THIS christmas has to be perfect because by NEXT christmas, eddie could be dead. aww, baby. I just wanna hug them both. (but if this is about the shooting i'm glad it's coming back for chris, honestly. because when it happened HE was the strong one for buck and he could see his dad in the hospital for a WHILE. he saw how hard buck broke down!!!!)
"bullets don't bounce off me, carla. i learned that the hard way" awwww, eddie. :( of course he's still thinking about that! especially when he gets taken hostage at gunpoint! which he didn't tell them about!!!!!!!!!! (which, those two things, the sniper and a prison break are So far out of the ordinary of normal accidents firefighters should be expecting to face!) i love carla going off about how she knows how important his job is to him!!! but he doesn't know if that's more important than christopher feeling safe!!!
and bathena's christmas bash gets smaller. :( clive surprised toni with a trip to cabo! good for them.
Sue putting out all the decorations for dispatch on christmas!!! i love her. and this little gossip session between josh, Linda, Sue, and May. like, we miss maddie, but the supporting cast at dispatch is So Good I'm glad we're getting time for them to shine. Athena to the rescue! sent to talk to the woman! and this is Soft!Athena. it's disconcerting to see, but she's Good.
"where's the wreath?" there's literally already one hanging up on your sliding glass door? but also yes, she did find another one! oh no, apartment collapse on top of the car! okay, i really thought he was going to be dead, but it's just the feeling of watching a kid not know if their dad is gonna live. awwww, they can't go back in the building, they have to red-tag it! :(((( reasonable for safety reasons, but really fucking depressing. bobby doesn't fuck around with building safety. ESPECIALLY at christmas.
WHOA, Sue puts on a decorative SHOW.
did bobby put together his big christmas dinner for the displaced families????? and i see buck and taylor in there, the 118 aren't completely bailing, omg. i am CRYING. bobby nash you ICON
aww, yay, reconciliation for lonely lady and her daughter!
buck taylor and eddie are all there!!!!!! and i see buck and christopher sitting next to each other! my FAMILY!!! (at least i think so, based on costuming and size and assumptions made from the back) coworkers on a chinese food and movie date! CUTE. also shoutout to the music cue being The River. even if it's not jonie mitchell. (also harry being selfless!!!! i love it)
see, buck getting her a bracelet that's also an emergency distress beacon is SO CUTE i'm CRYING. he's so DAD. my dad, specifically, who was also sometimes a firefighter and did get us safety gifts sometimes. also that's SO SWEET because it IS for her safety! and she got him a sweater and he already loves it! they're So Cute. SO CUTE.
blended family getting along! :)))
hen and denny are there! hen and buck talking about being less than merry, but happy for the people they do have! hen really is besties with everyone. she's got a bestie in every family unit. i could say a thing about the "where's karen?" and "where's eddie?" parallel, but I Shan't, because we did see Chris and Denny greet each other, and also it gets us from one conversation to another. (if that were not the case, it would still not be out of place, though!)
eddie doesn't want them to hear it anywhere else. deep sigh. he's leaving the 118 :((((((. BUT! i will say, this is episode 10 out of 18 in the season and I knew this was coming, and y'all made me think he wasn't on active duty the Whole Season! but it's just 5b??? the importance of watching the original material, goodness!
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mountain-in-springtime · 2 years ago
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2, 37, and 43 for the ask game<333
hello alyssa my lovely!! thanks for the asks!!! (also i love your new icon)
2. what would you name your future kids?
so i actually have a list of names in my notes (even tho idk if i even want kids lol) so here are some of my faves: audrey, ferris, marla, margot, madelaine, billie, edmund, anastasia, and marjorie
37. favorite actor/actress
okayyy so i LOVE actors who are just always playing crazy little guys and just doing the most!! christopher lloyd and tim curry are the first two to come to mind, but jeffrey combs is also great!! they’re all so expressive!!! i also love robert deniro. i just think he’s so incredibly talented. i also love jimmy stewart (but like his early work) and i trust anything kyle maclachlan’s in to be good bc he’s just a fun and funky guy!! kurt russell also slays!!! for actresses, i love anne hathaway. she is like my number one darling baby!! i also really like margot robbie (who doesn’t) and i absolute eat up any rom com that stars julia roberts, sandra bullock, or meg ryan!!
43. favorite song ever
this is actually so hard so i put multiple sorry <3
this is my go-to answer for this question. this song is so nostalgic, and it makes me feel so free
i mean we all expected this song to be here. this is like the ultimate love song to me. it’s so beautiful and unapologetically loving
lol i actually cry if i think about this song too hard!!! it’s so gorgeous, and i love the tangible feeling of yearning and devotion that it creates. also it makes me think of ghost and of josh, both of which i love
i just posted about this song but wow it’s a masterpiece. it feels like a warm embrace from a lover at the end of a long day. i love it
get to know me asks!!!
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spardhaschool · 6 months ago
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top 10 english songs to dedicate to your teachers | Spardha School Of Music
Express your appreciation for your teachers with our carefully curated list of the top 10 English songs to dedicate to them. Music has a unique power to convey emotions, and these songs will help you express your respect and love. Whether it’s a classroom celebration or a personal tribute, these songs make a memorable gift https://www.spardhaschoolofmusic.com/blog/top-10-english-songs-to-dedicate-to-your-teachers
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"Teachers shape our senses to help us shape our lives."
Teachers are the sculptors of the mind. We were born with our senses, but it was through their eyes that we began to see the world in new ways. They planted the seed of wisdom in us and gave us the knowledge to read, write, and speak. Yet their hard work and patience in tolerating and teaching us often went unnoticed.
From lining up for assembly in school to skipping lectures in college, from complaining about classmates to teachers to giving them funny names with batchmates, we grew up. We often forgot our teachers as soon as their class ended, but also eagerly waited for a special teacher’s class. Those were the ones who made us feel special, but we even forgot to thank them.
But hey, today is the perfect day to make them feel special, even if it’s just for a moment. Instead of just wishing them a Happy Teachers’ Day, learn to sing a song from this playlist of 10 of the best English songs dedicated to teachers.
1. “You Raise Me Up” by Josh Groban
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This uplifting song speaks about how a teacher’s support can empower students during their most challenging times. The melody is inspiring, and the rhythm carries a sense of hope and strength. Learn this song on the guitar for the teacher who has always been supportive.
2. “Teacher, Teacher” by 38 Special
This energizing song pays tribute to teachers who make learning an exciting adventure. The melody conveys a sense of curiosity, while the lyrics reflect a student’s doubts about their readiness for the real world. This one is perfect to learn on the keyboard for the teacher who always solved your doubts.
3. “Lean on Me” by Bill Withers
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This timeless hit celebrates the bond between teachers and students, highlighting the importance of leaning on our teachers during tough times. The soothing melody and warm lyrics make it a perfect song to learn on the ukulele for the teacher who has always been there for you.
4. “We Don’t Need Another Hero” by Tina Turner
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This powerful anthem expresses the desire for change and a better future beyond the constraints of fear and uncertainty. The lyrics reject the need for traditional heroes. Learn this song on the keyboard as a tribute to teachers who are everyday heroes in our lives.
5. “I Will Always Remember You” by Miley Cyrus
This emotional song reflects the bittersweet feelings of saying goodbye to a beloved teacher. The lyrics convey a deep sense of nostalgia and appreciation, acknowledging both the joy and pain of parting. Learn this one on the ukulele and tell your teacher how much you will miss them.
6.“Wind Beneath My Wings” by Bette Midler
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This classic anthem, with its powerful lyrics, expresses deep gratitude for our teachers, who are the hidden heroes of our lives and help us shine. The uplifting melody makes it perfect to learn on the guitar and send it to the teacher who inspired you the most.
7. “Forever Young” by Rod Stewart
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This timeless song wishes for our teachers to stay forever young in spirit and continue inspiring future generations. This is the perfect choice to play on the guitar and dedicate to the teacher you want to stay forever young.
8. “We Are the Champions” by Queen
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This iconic anthem celebrates the spirit of teachers and recognizes their role as champions. The lyrics reflect a sense of victory and gratitude for the support they provide. Learn this piece on the keyboard and perform it for your favorite teacher.
9. “The Greatest Love of All” by Whitney Houston
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This iconic song reminds us that teachers instill in us self-worth and belief in our abilities. It celebrates the journey of self-discovery and self-love as great achievements. Learn this song on the guitar and share it with the teacher who always believed in you.
10. “Thank You, Teacher” by Ronah Abigail Bejoc
This song is about the dedication, wisdom, and patience of a teacher. The lyrics express deep gratitude for teachers and their impact on our lives, making it a touching tribute to their important role. This is a must-learn on the ukulele to say thank you to all the teachers for always being there.
Our teachers never demanded anything from us and simply gave their all to help us see our potential and become the individuals we aspire to be. This selfless creature has always been there with a light in their hands, leading the way so that we never fall.
So, on this special day, dedicate this playlist to their dedication and express your gratitude. Learn to sing your favorite song from the playlist for your favorite teacher, because after all…
"Teachers are the friends who believe in us even when we don’t."
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chasing-chimeras · 2 years ago
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Tracy Stewart, Corey Bryant, and Josh Diaz - Team Chimera
Tracy, Corey, and Josh were never going to be Pokémon masters, nor claim the rank of Champion, but what they could do was support their fellow delinquent, Theo Raeken. And do so through increasingly desperate and pathetic attempts at hindering the progress of his rivals, primarily Liam Dunbar.
If in the process they each happened to fall in love with one of Liam’s friends...well Theo didn’t need to know everything.
"come with me, the time is right / there's no better team.”
other pokewolf moodboards
(not even putting this in the tags, because i need anyone reading this to understand how perfect these partner pokémon are for them. + jean jackets 😌)
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snflwricons · 4 years ago
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random icons 🧃 like or reblog if you save
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nooneandeveryone · 4 years ago
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The Neighbor (2016)
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buffydarla · 4 years ago
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under the cut there’s #14 josh stewart icons made by me. the last four ones were mine that i made a few years back and they inspired me to make a few more. like/reblog if you take, thank you. hope you enjoy.
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vintage1981 · 2 years ago
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Star Trek: Picard — Patrick Stewart, Michael Dorn, Jonathan Frakes & Gates McFadden in Conversation
The iconic cast members of Paramount+’s Star Trek: Picard — Patrick Stewart, Michael Dorn, Jonathan Frakes and Gates McFadden — talk with Josh Horowitz about the third and final season of their acclaimed series. Recorded February 13, 2023 at the 92nd Street Y, New York.
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billhaders · 4 years ago
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iconic of me to be born the same day as timothy olyphant, josh o’connor, jimmy stewart, and CHER
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kylosbrickhousebody · 4 years ago
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Not saying I don’t believe you but maybe scheduling changed. Here’s the description from the BBC’s website: Joining Graham tonight are musical icon Lady Gaga, starring in Ridley Scott’s House of Gucci, Frozen star Josh Gad, voicing new series Olaf Presents, celebrity chef Nadiya Hussain, promoting Nadiya’s Fast Flavours, and Hollywood superstar Will Smith, who drops in for a chat. Plus music from Rod Stewart, who performs his single One More Time.
Does anyone know if the website used to list Adam Driver's name? I just think it's a bad PR strategy to have it announced on a tv show that you'll be on next week, and then pull out Anyone know what's up?
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ladym-17 · 4 years ago
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I had my friend guess names/personalites of JATP characters
I saw some other people do this and it looked fun, so I got my lovely friend @luminescentauthor to do this with me.
Two notes: 1) I have ranted to them extensively about JATP so they knew some of the names beforehand but not the faces; 2) they tended to give me personalities first so that's the order this is in.
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Personality: soft. deserves hugs.
Name: Angela maybe?
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Personality: doofus but good heart.
Name: i think that's luke
or possibly i've lost my mind
who knows
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Personality: that's just booboo stewart being a bisexual icon
Name: i think this m i g h t be alex?
but like really who knows. not me.
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Personality: that's either An Absolute Dick or Just A Gay With No Sense of Fashion and i really cannot tell which
Name: if it's the latter i think it's reggie and if it's the former it's probably some asshole white boy name like josh.
that's mean to joshes. idk. just a generic asshole white boy name.
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Personality: clueless. no idea what's going on Ever. probably can't find his way out of a paper bag. my impression of him is probably due to the fact that he a) is making that face and b) is making that face while wearing some kind of weird-looking suit
Name: Max
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Personality: prep/cheerleader girl, but nicer than she looks
Name: uhhhh, lisa?
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Personality: innocent. smol. must be protected. probably also a nuisance. mc's little brother maybe?
Name: aaron? idk
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Personality: an absolute prick
should not be allowed near children
seems like fun. is actually a horrible influence.
Name:.......Wallace.
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Personality: soft pure clueless dumbass. also never knows what's happening.
Name: uhhh Blake.
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Personality: dad person. whether he's a good dad person or a bad dad person, i cannot tell from the picture.
Name: um. Jonah.
(Flynn's in the reblogs, they refuse to let me add another photo)
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i-finally-watched-it · 5 years ago
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The Finest Hours (2016)
dir. Craig Gillespie
The Coast Guard makes a daring rescue attempt off the coast of Cape Cod after a pair of oil tankers are destroyed during a blizzard in 1952. (via IMDb)
Highlight/s: Those sweet sweet non-rhotic New England accents 😚👌🏻; Over the past couple years it seems that whenever I pick a movie from my list at random, or decide to watch a new movie/series instead, a wild Beau Knapp appears. I honestly feel like
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whenever I watch anything these days sjfjskjhjsk and the exact same thing has been happening with Kyle Gallner for years now and they're BOTH in this movie! Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, they're great! But it seems I can't escape either of them lately 😂; I finally realised who Josh Stewart reminds me of - Paul McGann sjhfkdjfjdkhf; Black queer icon & fellow Aussie Keiynan Lonsdale? In a Disney film? A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 🥳; It's also always fun seeing other fellow Aussie Eric Bana in serious Hollywood roles because he started out in Australian comedy in the 90s and I can't help hearing this whenever I see him 😂
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Will I watch it again? Hmmmmsjfjjshfhdjshfjskjsfk idk.
Rating: 👍🏻👎🏻
Lowlight/s: (under the cut)
I know the sexism & shit is realistic for the period, I know it is, but it grinds the everloving piss out of my gears regardless; ALSO why the fuck didn't we get to see Bernie (Chris Pine) & Mel (Beau Knapp) reunite at the end??? They were besties and the only reason Mel stayed behind (reluctantly) was because he had the sniffles. Do you mean to tell me that he wouldn't have gone outside with everyone else when the boat came in - the freezing cold & his health be damned for a minute - to greet his friend who could have died at any moment while Mel was busy being a human burrito sipping hot cocoa (idk) while listening to what's going on out on the water over the radio, never certain he'll see his friends again, not able to do anything to help them, in the safety & comfort of the Coast Guard station???? Uhhh bullshit. Of course he would've gone out there!!! So where the hell was he????? Asleep in the lunch room suddenly???? *desk flip*
Fellas, is it gay to say hi to your best friend and hug hi- oh, it is? Silly me haha. Then we better make sure it's crystal clear for the audience that Bernie is definitely going to marry a woman to remind them he's 110% straight and a man and has absolutely nobody else he cares about or who care about him, and we need to definitely not show even five seconds of affection between two male friends! ☹
While we're on this subject (I'm on a roll now so can't stop til I say this lol soz) I was reminded during the film how toxic masculinity limits the acceptable feelings men can express, without fear of ridicule, to anger & lust... except if they're in the middle of disasters or other traumatic events, e.g. war, then it's way more acceptable for men to be scared & to cry & be vulnerable & concerned for the emotional wellbeing of other men. And rightly so, they're human after all and those situations suck. It's scary and painful watching your friends be hurt/die right in front of you and to also be staring death in the face yourself with very limited options & chance of survival. Men more readily accept and are even moved by these expressions when they see it in these extreme situations, but as soon as it appears in the context of Normal Everyday Life the response is "don't be such a girl, grow some balls". *sigh* The patriarchy is on nobody's side in the end. Cishet dudes help us burn it down challenge!
And, of course, there's nothing wrong with the little romantic subplot - it's the fact that Hollywood constantly locks platonic love in the trunk and takes romance on a nice Sunday drive that makes my blood boil.
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nooneandeveryone · 4 years ago
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Odd question but should I change my icon? After like... Uh, 8 years?
Any change will probably just be a different Josh Stewart icon.
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humanpursuits · 5 years ago
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Gastroworld: A Canadian Attempt To Recreate the Travis Scott Meal
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VANCOUVER – Travis Scott knows how to make an entrance.
In September, the rapper drove his candy red LaFerrari to the McDonald’s in Downey, CA, to help promote his much hyped partnership with the fast food juggernaut. Located about 15-minutes southeast of Downtown Los Angeles, the small stand is the oldest heirloom in the McDonald’s family. Preserved thanks to an early franchise agreement, the restaurant operated outside Ray Kroc’s control for nearly three decades, before being brought into the fold in 1990. These days it exists as something of a McCurio – a McDonald’s outpost devoid of modern McDonald’s designs. Familiar yet foreign, it serves as a sort of post-war cosplay, a place where product is prioritized and Instagram likes flow freely. A place perfect, in other words, for Travis Scott.
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For those living outside the Hypebeast/Hypebae binary,  Travis Scott is a rapper, producer, and Kardashian procreator whose best ideas are usually other people’s ideas, but with better marketing. A byproduct of the Tumblr-era, his work carries a sense of reckless re-blogging; ideas are stripped from source material and repackaged for immediate consumption, often with little concern for optics or even legal repercussions. Beats, melodies, ad libs (Straight Up!), and even nicknames (La Flame), are all fair game. As Jason “Them Jeans” Stewart explains “He’s shamelessly taken bits and pieces, or entire identities, and resold them to fans who don’t know to care, or don’t care to know.” Nothing is wholly original, nor is it expected to be. In an era where curation is commonly confused for creation, Travis Scott operates like a wavy Criterion Collection, slapping his Cactus Jack seal of approval on a wide range of brands including Reese’s Puffs, Hot Wheels, Fortnite and Nike.
For years, the latter served as the crown jewel in his Infinity Gauntlet, but the pit stop in Downey suggests McDonald’s was in fact his key to controlling the universe. Fans got wind of the surprise visit and seized their moment to rage with La Flame. Videos show Travis signing cereal boxes from the hood of a car, as a mass of young men, aged 18 - 34, struggle to contain themselves. Police estimate as many as 500 people attended the non-sanctioned moshpit, for which Travis and the restaurant were each fined $100. Not since the Szechuan Sauce riots of 2017 has McDonald’s so clearly captured the zeitgeist. And while you might expect the merch to move (at a supersized mark-up no less), the real surprise seems to be that his less wearable food-merch also sold out in several markets.
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The first, and possibly last, burger to ever go SICKO MODE, the Travis Scott Meal took McDonald’s Quarter Pounder and flipped it faster than the Texas Cyclone, adding bacon, lettuce, and another slice of cheese. He explained the changes in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, saying “I might order my sandwich a little weird but that’s the whole thing – that’s the whip.” To complete the Butterfly Effect, he added a medium Sprite, a medium side of French Fries, and barbeque sauce to the combo. The limited edition meal, exclusive to the U.S. and only available until October 4, was so popular it strained McDonald’s supply chain as hungry customers looked to sink their teeth into the ‘The Fortnite guy burger.’
North of the 49th parallel, however, it was a different story. Canadian drive-thru operators were not only confused when I said “You know why I’m here,”, they seemed genuinely terrified to hear 3500 rattling over their headsets. If I was to taste the hottest combo of 2020, it seemed, I’d have to take the Rodeo to the kitchen. Specifically, the kitchen at my parents house.
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Recreating the McDonald’s hamburger experience, however, is a Sisyphean task. On paper, the Quarter Pounder is little more than beef, salt and pepper. In practice, though,  those ingredients fail to capture the sandwich’s unique taste sensation. Determined to do Travis proud, I scoured the internet for recipes, only to realize they were all pretty much the same: divide ground beef into patties, flatten them, and then dust aggressively with salt and pepper, cooking on medium-heat. When the centre was warm-red I delicately topped the patties with two slices of American cheese.
I then prepared the store-bought toppings, frying the bacon in the left over hamburger grease, slicing onion and lettuce, and then toasting the sesame seed brioche buns in a small pan with butter. McDonald’s cooks their french fries in beef fat, which fortunately for my complexion wasn’t an option this time around, so I decided to bake my frozen friends per the instructions on the bag. To get weird, I needed to recreate McDonald’s signature barbecue sauce, which has tangy taste of well-worn leather chaps doused in moonshine and set ablaze. With my chaps at the cleaners and the moonshine still percolating, I settled for a combination of Kraft and Bullseye BBQ sauces, heated in the microwave for 30 seconds on high. Last, but not least, I filled a large glass tumbler with ice and then poured myself a crisp Sprite. The carousel began to spin.
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What followed can only be described as a Travis Scott Feast. The tanginess of the barbecue sauce played perfectly off the burger and its savoury bacon. While the fries were no match for those in the little red box, they proved to be pretty damn delicious. The biggest surprise, though, was the Sprite, which I actually refilled more than once –perhaps the first time I’ve ever truly obeyed my thirst.
As I gorged myself like a Studio Ghibli creature, I realized the meal wasn’t what mattered. I had simply been looking to participate in something larger than myself. In his terrific book The Hamburger: A History, food writer Josh Ozersky argues America needed symbols like the hamburger more than other countries, due to sheer size vagueness of the nation, that “America is the great icon making nation because it requires icons more than any other nation.” In this sense, Travis Scott is an icon. Like Michael Jordan, the last celebrity to have an official McDonald’s burger, his essence is no longer tethered to his corporeal form. Instead, he’s a reverse swoosh on pair of Jordans. He’s a dissociated voice shouting “OH MY GOD” in the dark. He’s a theme park that closed for business in 2005 and was demolished in 2006. Like a shining ‘M’ off the side of the highway, Travis is just the latest tether to a distant past everyone remembers but no one experienced; a collective fever dream that insists the knowable memory is kinder and more preferable than an unknowable future. By collaborating with our nostalgia, he becomes our nostalgia.
It is, as they say, lit.
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sagehaleyofficial · 6 years ago
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HERE’S WHAT YOU MISSED THIS WEEK (10.30-11.5.19):
NEW MUSIC:
·         Fresh off the release of their latest album NINE, Blink-182 joined Goody Grace as he bared his heart on his new song “Scumbag.” The release marks the second this year for Grace, who dropped “Wasting Time” in July.
·         Earlier last Wednesday, Tom DeLonge took to Instagram to share a short teaser video of some new Angels and Airwaves music. The band dropped their track “Kiss & Tell” back in the summer, and now fans received a new music video for the song.
·         To celebrate what was his favorite holiday, Lil Peep posthumously released his highly anticipated EP, Goth Angel Sinner. Originally announced in October 2017, the genre-bending EP is accompanied by the release of an official music video for the track “When I Lie.”
·         PUP’s latest music video endeavor involved the band bringing their song “See You at Your Funeral��� to the afterlife. Directed by Joe Stakun, the music video features the band members as various spooky characters.
·         Alt singer-songwriter Skye unveiled his brand new track “Voices,” featuring late rapper XXXTentacion. The powerful new single also features an interpolation of the classic Blink-182 track, “I Miss You.”
·         YUNGBLUD’s “Die a Little” made its debut on the season 3 soundtrack of the hit show, 13 Reasons Why, which dropped earlier this summer on August 23rd. Previously, ahead of his debut full-length, he teamed up with Charlotte Lawrence on “Falling Skies” for season 2.
·         Rapper Blackbear announced the new song in a new interview with Capital FM, and says it will be out before the end of the year. The special track will feature a collaboration with YUNGBLUD and Marshmello.
·         Foo Fighters have been releasing EPs of live tracks, covers and demo songs for the past few months and returned with yet another. The latest and seventh overall EP, 02050525, saw the band covering Jawbreaker and the Passions, as well as three demo tracks.
·         Panic! at the Disco released their new song for the Frozen 2 soundtrack, “Into the Unknown.” While Elsa herself, Idina Menzel, performs the track in the movie, P!ATD recorded their own version for the end credits.
·         Billie Eilish said in an Instagram story video she posted over the weekend there will be two new tracks coming shortly, as well as a new music video for her track “Xanny.” The musician didn’t give a timeline for the new songs or video.
TOUR ANNOUNCEMENTS:
·         Twenty One Pilots were forced to postpone last week’s show in Salt Lake City due to unsafe conditions as a result of weather. Slated to perform at the Vivint Smart Home Arena, snowfall and slick roads made them unable to make it to the show on time.
·         Motionless in White and Beartooth announced a co-headlining tour last Tuesday. The Diseased and Disguised Tour, which is inspired by each band’s most recent release, will kick off in January, with support acts and additional dates to be revealed in the coming weeks.
·         Green Day played their third studio album, Dookie, in full during an intimate one-off show in Madrid last Wednesday. Celebrating the 25th anniversary of their breakthrough album, the band also added an additional 12 songs to the setlist.
·         Poppy performed two songs live on WWE‘s NXT last Wednesday. Rocking the house at Full Sail University, she opened the show with “I Disagree” and escorted wrestler Io Shirai out to the ring with “Scary Mask.”
·         Last week, Emo Night Phx celebrated Halloween with some incredible performances and resident DJs, including one from Jonny Craig, who took the stage to perform an Isles and Glaciers track. Prior to this, a rough demo of “Clush” was originally released in January 2009.
·         After much teasing from the band members, Creeper finally made their return to the stage one year after breaking up. The band performed an intimate gig at Club 229 in London, debuting their latest single “Born Cold.”
·         After a few days of speculation at a new tour, Sleeping With Sirens unveiled their next round of dates. Set It Off, Belmont and Point North will be joining the band on the Medicine Tour in January.
·         Poppy announced the I Disagree U.S. Tour, inspired by her upcoming album of the same name. Kicking off in late January in San Francisco, the dates run through February just prior to a previously announced U.K./Europe tour in March.
·         Grayscale revealed their Nella Vita North American Tour Part II 2020 tour dates. Hot Mulligan, WSTR, and LURK will join them on the run, which kicks off in January in Wilmington, Delaware.
OTHER NEWS:
·         SWMRS guitarist/vocalist Max Becker was sent to the intensive care unit and is now in a rehab clinic following an encounter with black ice in Denver. Two touring crew members, Natalie Somekh and Josh Berl, were also injured in the van accident.
·         Arizona-based alt act Halocene shared a 12-minute video outlining why they believe The Masked Singer Australia ripped their arrangement (which includes an original riff) of the Billie Eilish mega-hit “Bad Guy.” The band first shared their cover in April.
·         In the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, Green Day vocalist Billie Joe Armstrong sat down with Billie Eilish for a special “Musicians on Musicians” issue. Eilish expressed her love of Green Day while Armstrong shared his admiration for the 17-year-old artist’s music.
·         Filmmaker/actor Kevin Smith recently joined Joe Rogan on his podcast, “The Joe Rogan Experience,” for episode #1372. While there, he helped confirm that Rogan is a cousin of My Chemical Romance’s frontman and bassist, Gerard and Mikey Way.
·         Taylor Swift recently joined scene royalty at the self-described “most emo dinner party” alongside Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz and Panic! at the Disco’s Brendon Urie. Swift hit Beats 1 with Zane Lowe, where she discussed the event.
·         At 2 p.m. ET on Halloween, activity began on a new Instagram account for My Chemical Romance. An hour later, the band triumphantly marked their return to the scene by announcing a return show on their Instagram, which sold out instantly.
·         After almost a year’s worth a teasing and a six-episode series on YouTube, the Shane x Jeffree Conspiracy Collection officially launched. The long-awaited collab of the two YouTube megastars, the launch broke both Star and Morphe’s websites in the process.
·         Actress Kristen Stewart played host to this past weekend’s Saturday Night Live episode, donning iconic Hayley Williams hair and singing the pop-punk parody, “Corporate Nightmare.” The (real-life) Paramore frontwoman later saw the skit, and took to Instagram to create the perfect memes.
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