#jschlatt drabble

[cathers-world]

Schlatt x Bimbo Reader

Headcannons

SMUT 18+

Themes: sex, some public stuff,squirting, fem body

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face in boobs.

Smacks your ass in public

LOVE SEEING YOUR TITS SPILL OUT YOU JUICY ZIP UP

When you kiss he ends up with lip gloss on his lips

Slut shames you

Has you ass up on the bed pounding into you

Will buy strawberry flavored lube and put it on his cock and your ass

Goes to Victorias Secret to buy you gifts (it’s really for him)

Loves seeing you squirt

Manhandling<3

Full Nelson in front of a mirror

Loves fucking you till your drooling

Makes you sit on his face, if you hover he will grab your waistand pull you down

Seeing your mascara run down your face

SMACKING YOUR PUSSY

“Aww what a cute puffy cunt”

[jxllypxp]

Thinking abt cc! Reader and schlatt who are just now meeting for the first time irl.

You’re not dating but there’s always been sexual tension when yall stream together. And when you see him in person he is wearing those god forsaken shorts that make his ass and thighs look so damn good.

Imganing the little jump he does in surprise when you smack his ass. “What? That wasn’t just all talk over discord was it big guy?” And he’s got a shy little smile on his face. It wasn’t all talk but he’s way more bold online. He’s said a lot of nasty things to you over discord call that he hadn’t expected you’d want to recreate now that you’re here.

“Aww don’t get all shy on me now jay.” And his blush deepens because you had painted a different picture of yourself online as real. Always responding to his messages more submissively. He can’t lie though, he loves it like, a lot.

[brook1yn-baby]

:') i never see j schlatt with a chubbier/thick reader,,,

caaan we get some smutty j with a girl whos got junk in all the trunks LOL

OF COURSE WE CAN ANON

u guys have cameras on me i swear first i get a request for face piercings nd now for a chubby girl u guys r just describing me at this point but i am not complaining!!

also thats so so real theres nowhere near enough chubby readers in fanfic smh but dont worry im here to save the day pookie

nsfw

- manhandling you is basically his favourite thing to do

- youre just so soft in his hands how can he resist ???

- theres more of you to touch so best believe this man will be touching ALL OF YOU

- pulling you into his lap so he can grab at your thighs, his big hands pawing at your most sensitive areas

- and putting his face between them

- hes literally begging you to crush his head like a watermelon

- “so fuckin’ pretty doll, could live between these thighs.”

- half the time hes not even eating you out hes just sitting there taking it all in

- his facial hair brushing ever so slightly against your clit

- its torture and he knows it

- you lift your hips up, trying desperately to get friction on something, anything

- he just pulls you back down, placing a soft kiss on your inner thigh

- “stop bein’ so fuckin’ needy, toots. jus’ wanna look at you.”

- (im gonna write this into a full oneshot soon i promise)

- your hips are covered in hickeys and bite marks

- probably sends his breeding kink into overdrive

- missionary so he can watch your tits and tummy bounce as he fucks you

- try and cover your face or your stomach in embarrassment ??

- your arms are getting pinned down

- youre just so cute when youre humiliated and squirming underneath him

- hes a cutie though so after youre done he’ll get you one of his tshirts to wear and just hold you

- big guy is a big guy so its pretty easy to feel small when youre with him and he loves how comfortable it makes you

- “daddys pretty little girl, aren’tya?”

- you nod, your head against his chest

- he just laughs and presses a soft kiss to the top of your head <3

ugh hes so boyfriend need him dastardly

[mads-hemmo]

helping schlatt and ted shave PLEASE?!2!2?2?81$/$:82$/2

Schlatt

You sit on your sink facing your boyfriend. He told you he needed to clean up the mutton chop and asked you to help him shave. You take the shaving cream and rub it between your hands. You gently rub it on his neck and chin. You turn on the razor, about to start the shave. “Be careful, Toots. Don’t want you messing up the money makers,” Schlatt says.

“I will be! Just stay still,” you tell him, grabbing his face. You start by gently shaving his neck. You try to be as careful as you possibly can. Once you finish with his neck, you start shaving his chin. You work to be as precise as possible not wanting to cut too much of his chops.

After you finish shaving, you grab a wet rag to clean any remaining shaving cream and hair. “How do I look?” Schlatt asks, angling his face around for you to get a proper look.

“Handsome.” Schlatt smiles and presses a quick kiss to your lips.

Schlatt peeks around you to look at himself in the mirror. “You did good, Toots. Thank you. The ladies are going to love it.”

You smack his chest lightly. “Shut up. Should’ve shaved them off.”

He lets out a small laugh. “You love them too much to get rid of them.”

“Sadly you’re right. I do love them and you,” you tell him.

“I love you too,” he says. He reaches under your legs to pick you up causing you to slightly giggle. “Let’s take the new chops for a spin shall we?”

Ted

You’re laying on your bed when your boyfriend comes barreling in. “Baby, I think the stache is finally ready,” he tells you.

Ted has been growing his facial hair out just to have a mustache. He mentioned it to you a while ago and you were completely on board. You found his facial hair extremely sexy.

“Can you help me shave?” He asks.

“Of course,” you tell him.

Ted grabs the razor and shaving cream. You have him sit at your vanity so you can easily shave him. You rub the shaving cream everywhere except above his lip where his mustache will be. You take your time being as delicate as possible.

When you are finally done, you bring him to your shared bathroom. You take a wet rag and clean up the excess shaving cream. “Done,” you say, admiring your work.

“You did good, babe,” Ted tells you.

“I must admit, you look very sexy.” You place a quick peck to his lip, enjoying the way his mustache feels against your skin.

“How about you ride my face and see how it really feels?”

A/N: sorry this took awhile and it’s so short! Thank you for making reqs!! Hopefully going to be writing longer fics soon!!

[purplifield]

‘S too big!!

You say when all he got in was first two inches. He chuckles looking at your fucked out face: lips fallen apart, eyes dazed and unfocused, cheeks flushed.

“Oh you can definitely take it, ya lil slut” he teases in your ear. Your wrists are above your head, held down by his one hand. So you can’t do anything than arch your back, while his other hands roams around your body.

You let out such loud whimper, when you feel him slide in further. Your head gets fizzy. “Slow down, please” only to understand, he was slow, you just had to handle it. He seemed to stop, and it have you hope “You’re all in?”

“Just a lil more, my girl” you open your eyes, only to see his expression change out of nowhere “I can make it faster” He chuckles.

You fail to say something, all you can do is scream out his name, since he thought it would be a good idea to just snap his hips forward and push rest of cock in your pussy.

“It’s too big it’s too big!” He mocked “and you took it all in”

Schlatt; Hobie Brown; earth8 Miles Morales; George Not Found; Sapnap; Foolish gamers; Bakugou… and your irl crush;)

[frostedsugarcookiehearts]

¹ money, money, money (must be funny, in a rich man's world!)

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your friends hadn't expected it to go viral, honestly. your best friend had hundreds of twitter posts (and thirst traps) that had gone unnoticed by the twitter algorithm and exes alike.

managing to drag your antisocial little behind to a party, you started whining about how you wanted to go home, make yourself some tea, and be in bed by seven. unfortunately, you were the 'adopted introvert' of the friendgroup, and to make the whining stop, they subdued you with the first video they could fine. like they would a four year old.

but it worked, successfully! your wide eyes were glued to a stream of a boisterous and raunchy man with a beard that kind of looked like two inhalers glued on the sides of his face; screaming and driving drunk in a video game. if it kept him off the streets, you supposed, it was for the better. your face paled at some of the out-of-pocket things he was saying (bless your heart), but some of the things made you laugh.

so you decided to talk to him! managing to somehow get a donation in there, you happily typed away — "hi!! you make me giggle. maybe you shouldn't drink so much though it's bad for your liver!"

oblivious, you didn't even noticed one of your friends snickering to themselves as they recorded you typing away. and apparently, schlatt had read that message not with the tone of a sweet little lady but instead in the patronizing voice of a 6'0"+ man, because he barked back, "fuck you! i'll give you something to giggle at, you little —"

at the very least, you were the sensitive type. so when the streamer cursed at you for just trying to make what you thought was a friendly suggestion, you promptly burst into tears. unfortunately for you, instead the recording being deleted in regards to your sadness, it was posted to twitter (or as schlatt referred to it, x; the everything app).

and it went stupid viral. viral enough that schlatt was tagged in it over a hundred times over, and he'd stumbled upon it during a begrudging morning doomscroll. he watched the shitty-quality video of you wailing over his comment on stream, and for some reason, his heart shattered. he— believe it or not— felt kinda bad. yelling at a girl who looked like she genuinely enjoyed the stream definitely wasn't his intention, to say the least.

under the original video, he commented:

@/jschlatt:

↳ sorry toots. was very drunk. send me your venmo?

and that seemed to be enough for the internet to go absolutely wild. then, with the creepy powers of the internet, people online found not only your venmo, but your instagram and all your socials. so you woke up the next day to see a nice little message in your inbox—

↓

$500 venmo payment from @/jschlatt. [ add. message ] : sorry for the trouble ma'am. next time you donate maybe you can give me your number?

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divider credit: @omi-resources

[stoneybun]

(JSchlatt x fem, plus sized reader.) 

- Casual w/ slight nsfw, getting high with Schlatt after being overwhelmed at a party. No usage of y/n 

12:03AM read your phone screen, the bright light illuminating your face as you squint. Why the fuck was the brightness turned up that high? After temporarily blinding yourself, you blink as you turn your attention back to the still-burning joint in your hand. Can't let it go to waste despite the fact your pupils are blown, the very corners of your eyes starting to get bloodshot. That alone showed how high you were, considering your eyes don't normally get too irritated when you smoke.  

The night started out fine, great even. You were invited over to a house party while a few other creators were in town for some project. You didn't know the details, not even a content creator yourself but had the pleasure of being friends with a few of them. Things started getting too loud; suddenly hyperaware of how stuffy the whole house felt with the multiple bodies in there combined with the fact the guys were starting to get loud, including Schlatt. You loved the dumbasses dearly, but sometimes it got too much to handle, and right now was one of those times.  

Your disappearance didn't go unnoticed for long, mid-pull of your second puff before the glass door slid open. A looming shadow ungracefully steps out onto the patio, nearly stumbling over the slight edge of the metal frame yet managing to play it off. 

"'ey, toots," rang that lovely, gruff voice thick with a New York accent you knew so well; but you didn't even need to hear it to know it was Schlatt. He had a way of making his presence known. It wasn't the first time he'd thrown the nickname at you; he'd been doing it more recently ever since he let it slip one night while he was drunk, loving the way a simple pet name made your eyes practically sparkle. He loved that he did that to you. He Also loved the way your pants hugged your curves right now as you were facing away from him, leaning forward against the railing, watching the fabric ripple to show off the soft curves of your hips and thighs that he wanted to feel under his palms as he'd groan about how perfect you feel just as he's imagined. He'd be good, though. For now. But he'd be lying if he said he didn't briefly stare at the way your ass looked because God Damn. 

"Hey," you grin lazily, turning your head to look over your shoulder at the man, having to angle it just right to meet his eyes properly. 

"Y'gonna keep all that to yourself, huh?" Schlatt chimes, a dopey and smug grin forming on his face as his warm, dark eyes flicked to the joint dangling between your fingers. This made you roll your eyes as you took another quick drag before passing it off to him, silence falling for a few minutes while smoking with him. The two of you casually pass the joint back and forth, eventually getting down to the last third. Bouts of silence like this usually were comfortable between you two, not really feeling like you needed to fill the gaps. Plus, part of you thought Schlatt might've needed the silence just as much as you considering the fact you both could hear the laughter and banter from inside the house muffled from a window that was cracked open a few feet away. After a while you felt his presence come closer, his elbows casually resting on the railing as he leaned forward beside you while his forearms hung off the edge. He currently was looking at something in the distance to keep himself from staring at you like an idiot.  "You good?" 

"Yeah, just needed a break from those knuckleheads," Schlatt smirked, his eyes moving down to meet yours. While he wasn't lying about that, a bigger part of it was the fact He wanted to make sure You were okay. Plus, he found himself enjoying the more quiet, peaceful moments like this with you more than being a dumbass with his friends. 

"Tell me 'bout it," you chuckle, shaking your head fondly. You always understood him, didn't you? 

He loved how comfortable he felt being around you, and he never wanted it to stop. 

"I could tell ya 'bout a lotta things, toots." 

[ieatedyourcrayons]

Will you go on a date with me?

Schlatt x Gn!Streamer!Reader

no triggers, one shot, open to continuing it

another one based off an Ai bot i made, no this fic wasn’t made with Ai. I made the bot, the prompt, and this fanfic. thanks. i can link the bot in chat if anyone wants to use it!

You and schlatt are playing minecraft together on stream. Nothing serious just a stupid survival world that you haven’t gotten any progress in because you keep killing eachother.

“SCHLATT STOPPPP!!” you yell in between laughter. He laughs and continues spawn killing you. “Never!” He yells with a laugh.

After a bit more playful banter Schlatt pipes up with a question you and chat weren’t expecting.

“will you go on a date with me?” schlatt ask with a grin on his face.

“yeah sure.” you respond while you mine some things in the cave you found after finally running from schlatt.

“really?” he asked shocked that it was that easy.

“..If you shave off the mutton chops.” You add with a plain tone, trying to not laugh or sound amused.

“…what did you just say to me?” Schlatt says shocked and semi joking after a moment of dramatic silence. “No way you had the audacity to say that to me!” He adds with a laugh.

“I said, i will go on a date with you if you shave the mutton chops off” you reply with a grin, trying not to laugh.

“oh yeah?” He ask with a challenging tone. A stupid grin plastered on his face. Both of your chats are rolling with various things.

“Is this a joke?” “aweeee” “this is so cringe” “i hope they are serious!!” “awe Schlatt and y/n”

“Yeah.” You reply back with a grin on your face.

“Okay then, i got you.” He replies before ending the call and stream, and leaving the minecraft world. You were left there to look at the “JSchlatt left the game” on the left hand corner of the screen. A smile on your face.

[wrenthewriterishere]

MCYT Future Posts

!!THIS IS MCYT DIRECTED!! (Give me requests)

I’m trying to get better at writing smut so I decided to do this, best it will be is a blurb and maybe headcannons. 

I WILL NOT write for minors, the best you’re getting is a freshly 18-year-old!Reader. (If it is a minor x minor ship I will consider it depending on the character) I won’t write for the DreamTeam as they make me highly uncomfortable (I’ll consider Sapnap). I wont write for Phil just because I physically can’t do it. 

Minor x Adult = No.

Why: I’m not comfortable with it and it’s a crime, I get fiction is fiction but it’s a personal preference and boundary. Respect it. 

Minor x Minor = Maybe.

Why: Lets be honest, most teenagers don’t wait till their adults to have sex and it’s very normal in my opinion. I—legally—am not an adult yet I have had sex with my boyfriend on multiple occasions. 

Adult x Adult = Yes. 

Why: Most common, love love love it. It’s so sweet and gives me an excuse to slip in domestic couple crap. 

Who I prefer getting requests for:

SleepyBoisINC

Jschlatt 

Quackity

I will attempt to write for Charlie and James and a few LoveJoy members but I don’t write them a lot so bear with me if you request them. 

Fair warning, I STRUGGLE with getting my writing out but I will do my damn hardest to write something good (I also am going to have to look a bunch of stuff up because I’m somewhat still mentally a virgin.)

1. “Do I look like I’m messing around? Do I look like I won’t punish you?”

2. “Fucking is a reward, but you haven’t been good.”

3. “Move an inch and you won’t be coming tonight.”

4. “You look just about good enough to eat.”

5. “Take your clothes off. Right now.”

6. “We’re really going to fuck here? What if someone sees us?”

7. “Hands behind your back.”

8. “Open your mouth for me, baby.”

9. “Is it good when I touch you here? Or maybe here?”

10. “Beg for it.”

11. “Be a good girl/boy for mommy/daddy.”

12 “I’m going to fucking ruin you.”

13. “You’re so in for it when we get home.”

14 “You can take it, you’ve done it before.”

15. “Just a little more.”

16. “I won’t apologise for marking you up, everyone should know you’re taken.”

17. “Suck on my fingers.”

18. “You look so good with my hands around your neck.”

19. “Keep your eyes open, look at me, baby.”

20. “Kiss me properly.”

21. “You’re so wet.”

22 “Look how good you take it.”

23. “My baby, you did so well.”

24 “God, you feel amazing.”

25. “Swallow. All of it.”

26. “Faster! Please, let me come!”

27. “Do think you deserve a reward/punishment?”

28. “Don’t make a mess, baby.”

29. “Come one more time for me, I know you’ve got it in you.”

30. “Stay still, don’t move your hips.”

31. “How do you want it?”

32. “I don’t care if it takes all night, you will submit.”

33 “Show me how much you missed me.”

34. “Did you come already?”

35. “Can you use your hand?”

36. “Harder.”

37. “It’s not too tight, is it?”

38. “I want to see you, want to watch you come.”

39. “Enough, please, I can’t take anymore!”

40. “That’s so fucking hot.”

41. “What makes you think I’m going to fuck you?”

42. “Spread your legs for mommy/daddy, I want to see you.”

43. “Slowly, baby, I’m not going anywhere.”

44. “Holy shit, you came pretty quickly.”

45. “Do you need to use your safeword, darling?”

46. “Do you know what happens when you misbehave?”

47. “Are you holding back? Don’t.”

48. “Shall we put that mouth to better use?”

49. “You’re going to come untouched, do you understand?”

50. “I want it. I want to taste you.”

51. “Don’t think so much, just let your body take control.”

52. “Won’t you help me? Please?”

53. “I don’t like getting off on my own.”

54. “Oh, baby, you’re drooling everywhere.”

55. “It’s my thigh or nothing, I’m not helping you get off.”

56. “I want you so bad.”

57. “You seem more sensitive than usual.”

58. “No one’s ever touched me like this, fuck.”

59. “Turn over, baby.”

60. “Come for me, you’ve done so well.”

61. “Again! Please, again!”

62. “Touch yourself.”

63. “I said I’d take care of you, did you think I wouldn’t follow through on that?”

64. “I don’t want anyone else. No one else can make me feel like you do.”

65. “I know, baby, I know. I’m right here, just breathe.”

66. “Please! Give it to me!”

67. “So good for me, look at how much you came.”

68. “Shh, just look at me, baby.”

69. “I’ll take care of you.”

70. “Where did this attitude come from?”

71. “You like it that much, hm?”

72. “I need it! Please!”

73. “God, you love it like this, don’t you?”

74. “Don’t tease me.”

75. “Please, I can’t sit still.”

76. “You know I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck.”

77. “I need you. I need you both, right now.”

78. “You know, I could always get you off right here, right now.”

79. “I can be good, so good! I swear!”

80. “You didn’t come yet, let me-”

81. “Do you wonder what it is that makes me scream?”

82. “We have to make this quick.”

83. “You’re easy to please.”

84. “Why not tonight? I’m even wearing something pretty.”

85. “Why are you being so gentle with me? I like it when you’re rough.”

86. “Does it make you nervous when I stare?”

87. “It’s hot when you talk back.”

88. “You’re so messy.”

89. “Your thighs are shaking so much.”

90. “I know what I like, I know my limits.”

91. “Be good for me and I’ll untie you.”

92. “I can’t- please- I can’t-”

93. “That’s good, baby, keep doing that.”

94. “Just relax for me, I’ll make it feel good.”

95. “Quiet, baby, the others will hear.”

96. “I had this dream and- fuck- you couldn’t keep your hands of me.”

97. “I was good while you were gone! I didn’t even touch myself.”

98. “I never thought I’d hear you say that, fuck, that’s hot.”

99. “I want more, please, give me more!”

100. “You’re still horny? Didn’t I fuck you hard enough last night?”

[connmmor]

It’s an unusually quiet night on Cooper's server, given the circumstances they’re under. 

Coopers stalking around at night, left arm tucked uncomfortably into a neat sling. He hasn’t been smoking, for once following the orders of a licensed professional, and has instead taken to “walking out” the pain. 

Just last night, a favor from years ago presented itself as ConnorEatsPants–even though it was mostly Joko passing along a message.

Schlatts current server, the one that Cooper's friends like Joko and Travis have been vacationing off to, wasn’t doing so well. 

After a quick rescue mission, a broken arm, and doctor's visit, Cooper finally had a night to himself. And he couldn’t sleep. 

So, here he is, at first stalking around the spawn of his server and branching off in different directions whenever he sees fit. He passes a shop here and there–they aren't common–and sees a house or two in the distance. The windows are dark, a likely indicator that there’s nothing or no one to be found there.

Eventually, he reaches the jungle across from his hobbit hole. As he approaches the river and unstable bridge he's built, he’s met with an unexpected guest.

Schlatt is sitting across the river, wringing out his jacket and looking absolutely soaked. Cooper turns to look at his unstable, and now that he's really looking at it, flipped bridge, and puts the pieces together. 

“Did you fall in?” Cooper asks into the night air. It’s immediately disrupted by Schlatt shouting in surprise. 

“What the fuck are you doing here?!”

Cooper ignores his already raised temper, and steps into the river. He wades across to the bridge, pushing at it, more or less trying to flip it on its correct side with one arm and his shoulder. However, it doesn’t stop him from pointing towards a lit up door just a few steps behind Schlatt.

“I live here, shit for brains. And you flipped over my bridge.”  

With a bit more struggle, the bridge jumps back into place, mildly splashing Cooper in the process. He’s unfazed by this, and starts moving towards his house. 

Maybe it's his mellowed attitude, or the fact that Cooper doesn’t take another look towards Schlatt, but the other man sighs heavily and speaks before Cooper even reaches land.

“Sorry. About your bridge.”

Embarrassingly, Cooper can’t stifle the laugh that follows. There’s a very small chance that Schlatt just apologized to him and meant it, something Cooper has never seen before in his life. It cost an arm and a leg to even get anything half-assed or sarcastic out of him. 

So when Cooper directs his knowing smile towards Schlatt and is met with a confused expression, Cooper pauses. 

“I–you were serious?”

“Yeah. It’s a nice bridge. Nice house too, I checked it out.” 

Cooper looks towards his orange front door and flickering lanterns. The ferns and bushes surrounding the entrance do make it look inviting and warm, not that he can say that much for the inside but…

Begrudgingly, Cooper exhales through his nose and wades closer to Schlatt, before ultimately settling on the shore, leaving a space between them. 

“I wish there was a less complex way of keeping people out of my house. You people don’t even send a message.”

“It’s a hobbit hole, man, who isn’t going inside?” 

Cooper hums in agreement, leaning down to pull off his soaked socks and sneakers and throwing them near his front door. He usually does this, often getting too ahead of himself and missing a step on his own shitty bridge. 

“Did you see my Sniffer?” Cooper asks, kicking his feet in the water.

“That guy was hideous.”

“I think he’s cute. Don’t be cruel.” He retorts. 

It’s quiet for a bit, until Cooper looks across the river into the dark jungle.

“Do you like the server? It’s like–my second time running one like this.”

The question holds weight, and maybe Cooper isn’t looking for validation, but he’s definitely looking for something.

“It’s nice. It’s so calm that I don’t know why Joko and Travis left for a bit.”

At those names, Coopers filled with warmth, but he waves his uninjured arm and shrugs,

“They can do what they want. I do miss torturing Joko, though,” 

Schlatt takes a slight pause at that, 

“So, you and Joko?”

Cooper mimics his pause, “Joko and I…what?” 

Schlatts response is immediate, as if he was somehow waiting for the day this would be a topic of discussion.

“You guys have this weird fucking thing that’s been going on since Live, and you haven’t let it go. Anyone with a brain knows what it is,”

“And what is it?” Cooper asks, amused now.

“That you guys–” Schlatt takes a heavy pause, much longer than the one before. He’s seriously thinking now, something Cooper can see on his face, before he speaks once more. “You are gay, right?”

Cooper bursts out into laughter. The most laughter he’s experienced in a while and at the hands of the least expected person in the world. He laughs so much his stomach begins to hurt, and when his fit trembles down into short giggles and breaths, he looks at Schlatt just to be met with the same confused expression from earlier. 

Which means-

“Oh my God! You were serious!” Cooper yelps, leaning closer in surprise and taking up the space in between them. Schlatt doesn’t move, and smiles sheepishly,

“Dude you like–never tell anyone anything personal. I wouldn’t know.”

Cooper’s still smiling, pleasantly amused now, and turns to look into the water. A lone fish swims by, following the current, and Cooper follows it with his eyes. 

“Yeah, I am. I thought it was like, kind of obvious, so I didn’t think I had to tell people.”

“It is. Your tone made me second guess myself.” Schlatt says. Cooper can tell this conversation is reaching a new area–specifically for them.

In Cooper's eyes, Schlatt was a person he knew. Not well, but he knew the foundation–aggressive, cunning, determined. Someone he can hold a respectable conversation with or an offensive one. A perfect collection of quirks to make the perfect businessman, a perfect leader to some, maybe even a decent person. However, Schlatt wasn’t that. He failed, time and time again, whether it was in front of Cooper's own eyes or three servers away. 

And Cooper, well, he wasn’t any of those things. It’s not like he wanted that path–this path of being in charge of a Server, having to keep track of the players in his world. While Schlatt may have failed, he still tried, Cooper supposes, but Cooper isn’t keen on being the same way.

“Joko and I aren’t together.” Cooper says suddenly, and Schlatt blinks in interest. “I’m too busy, I guess–my friends and I travel a lot, and when we’re not they tend to scatter. He’ll go to SDMP for a bit, come back, you know.” He sifts through the grass next to him with his fingers before ripping a blade out of the ground. “Maybe one day, but that’s also not a priority.” 

“..If you don’t enjoy some shit for yourself you’re gonna be miserable, man.” Schlatt laughs lightly, and shrugs his shoulders, “Don’t tell anyone, but that’s probably why every server I’ve run has shattered.” 

“There’s no way you are giving me advice on how to be an Admin.” Cooper replies, hardening his gaze. In honesty, he’s not upset or offended, more or less just shocked and… genuinely confused if he should take this into consideration. 

“Oh come on, you two have been playing this weird romantic cat and mouse game for too long. Get it going before something horrible happens and ruins your lives.”

Cooper hums, “all of us have been through a Server death. That’s traumatic enough, isn’t it?” 

The way he phrases the question is so casual it almost slips past Schlatt.

SMPLives death wasn’t grand, but it certainly wasn’t easy. At some point, they could see the Server breaking apart, giving them a warning to leave.

And so, they did. There’s more Schlatt chooses to block out, with Cooper being the same way, but the comment strikes him.

“You think about that a lot or something?”

The next noise out of Cooper is an exhale. He mulls his answer over, because being that honest with Schlatt of all people makes him a little sick. 

But then again, he doesn’t have much to lose to Schlatt.

“Not a lot. Only sometimes.”

“I mean, that Server was rightfully yours,” Schlatt says slowly, as if Cooper doesn’t understand that himself.

“I know. I couldn’t fix it, though,” 

“No one would’ve been able to.” 

It gets quiet again, but the air hangs calmly between them and a stupid, rare understanding blooms. 

“I guess seeing you again just took me back. It’s been a while.” Cooper finally decides to say, turning his head to meet Schlatts gaze. “Not particularly a bad thing, but,”

“I have that effect on people. Reminding them of horrible shit that happened to them. Classic, I guess.”

Cooper laughs under his breath, turning to look back at the front entrance of his house.

“What are you doing all the way out here anyways? I’m pretty far from Joko–isn’t that where you’re staying with Connor?”

At that name, Schlatt seems to shrink. He pulls his gaze away and glares into the water, taking his turn to kick his feet in the water. A bit too aggressively.

With no immediate answer, Cooper lets the best guess slip from his tongue.

“You two are fighting.”

“No.”

“That’s beautiful, man. You guys never change.”

“Okay, were not even–”

Cooper grins.

“You were all about me and Joko. So what’s the trouble in paradise?”

Schlatt responds with silence and a glare now directed at Cooper rather than the fresh river. With their current predicament, and Cooper's broken arm and now growing weariness, he makes a careful choice to give Schlatt leniency. 

“Fine. Don’t tell me,” He stands, rolling his shoulders, humming. “But, if you’re insistent on not going back tonight, I have a spare room you can use.”

Schlatt, on the other hand, seems shocked by his hospitality.

“Just for tonight,” Cooper adds rather quickly. The last thing he needs is someone other than Travis living on his possessions. 

“That’d be cool.” 

Cooper motions towards his door, and Schlatt stands from the river and snags his shoes and jacket from beside him. 

He lets Cooper lead him inside, and while they haven’t spoken in ages and have turned into different people, Schlatt feels a familiar comfort within him.

[cathers-world]

Jschlatt is hot

[brook1yn-baby]

omg smutty thoughts on Jschlatt with a girl whos got face piercings??

as a girl with face piercings um yes pls

also thank u for the request anon love u <3

nsfw

- this man thinks hes so funny

- he’ll grab your face in one hand, squeezing your cheeks slightly as he forces your face close to his

- his eyes flicking over the metal in your nose, tutting softly, looking at you disapprovingly

- “had to go an’ ruin this cute face with that shit?”

- “if you wanted attention, you couldve just asked toots.”

- you roll your eyes at his comment, watching a smirk pull at his lips

- definitely makes some stupid joke about piercing you with something other than a needle

- (its his dick thats the joke)

- oh and if you have a pain kink

- “such a fuckin’ slut huh? so desperate to get off you had to get a fuckin’ needle in your face.”

- ok but also

- getting a new piercing and it still being pretty sore

- mid fuck he accidentally hits it and you yelp cos that shit hurts bro

- he immediately stops and makes sure youre okay, kissing around the piercing to make it better

- when he starts again, hes much slower

- so overly cautious asking you every few seconds if youre okay

- youre practically shouting at him that youre completely fine but fuck you need more of him right now so you can come

- and with a shit eating grin on his face he carries on at an achingly slow pace, watching you squirm and whine and beg for him

- “dont wanna hurt you again, toots. your fault for getting a fuckin’ piercing.”

this is terrible but i lurvvvv doing these little hc/drabble posts so any requests i would be very happy to do!!!!

[justkiddingiminlove]

Stressed Schlatt

It had been a long day of video making for Jschlatt, now he’s gotta edit the video too. He groans and rubs the back of his neck. He’s stressed, but he needs to post something. You stare from the open doorway. ‘Poor J…’ you think to yourself as you stare. His luscious curls stare back at you, their brown color is just like milk chocolate. The urge to play with his hair is insane, but he’s got boundaries and you won’t dare to cross them, especially now. “Hey J.” you call as you move to lean on the door frame. “You good?”

He looks into his webcam footage and can see you standing there. He doesn’t respond immediately. And for him, a guy that never shuts up, is considered bad. “I’m fine.” his silence is finally broken, and he sounds…sad. You can see his face on the recording software tab. His tone betrays his facade. He looks ready to cry.

You make your way over to him, and kneel down on the floor next to him. “You’re not fine J.” you see right through his ‘tough guy’ mask. You watch as his muscles tense before he begins to cry. “Oh J…” you coo. You lean up and cup his cheek with your hand. His chops are scratchy against your palm, but you don’t move your hand. He leans into your soft touch, tears still streaming down his face. You swipe your thumb gently across his face, wiping away the salty tears.

Your touch is so damn comforting to him, and he slowly relaxes. “Why don’t you take a break. I’ll order us some lunch, and we can continue our show.” he smiles, contentment seeps from his thankful expression. You slowly remove your hand from his cheek and he glares in response to this blasphemy. “Go put of some comfy clothes. I’ll be downstairs waiting for you.” He watches you leave, his eyes never leaving you.   “Fuckin’ Hell…” he whispers after you're out of sight. His eyes turn to his monitor, debating if he should just tough it out. He ultimately decides against it, and stands up to follow you to the kitchen. His posting schedule is so irregular anyway, he knows his viewers could wait one more day.

[purplifield]

🪻👻| Awh, baby

Tbh i am sorry for not uploading faster, I do have loads of work everyday, this year has been hectic.

Kinktober

KW: overstim, rough, breeding, praise, cockwarming

“J— oh god!” You gasped, his thick cock entering your pussy roughly. It has been more than an hour; and you had seen stars long ago. You rolled your eyes again, it hurt to see back of your skull by this point.

He chuckled, looking at the ring of cum around the base, arching your back by pushing his hand on the small of it. He raised a brow.

“Baby, can you handle one more? I’m sure you can…” he spoke softly, easing you, lulling you, no. Manipulating you into another round. And you being his loving partner, nodded. “Awh, baby. So good for me, right?”

But soon the whole baby talk turned into more grunting, as you were now against his stomach, being choked a bit as he rutted into you, hissing every time you had enough energy to squeeze around him. “Such a good slut… all for me” he muttered with few kisses along your jaw.

You being overstimulated didn’t tell a word back, and Schlatt knew not to drag one out, because you would just be a blabbering, slutted out mess. Gods how much he appreciated you. So much you felt another spurt of his cum fill your insides and mix with the previous ones. He let go of you as he pulled out for a second, letting you plop face down onto the mattress, he wanted to look how the sheer substance runs out of you pretty hole.

He laid down next to you, pulling you swiftly on him, and putting his dick back inside. You whined in protest thinking that it wasn’t over, but he shushed you, wiping away a tear or two.

“Oh shit, too much?” He cooed, taking your face in his hands and peppering it with kisses. “Did very well, angel”

[k4lenz]

sleepy girl ✮ jschlatt x fem!reader drabble

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a/n: meow meow meow eepy little fluff drabble because im feeling eepy enjoy! i swear im gonna get to my requests and post the shit in my drafts soon. random thoughts - schlatt reminds me of forests. in a good way idk why. IM SO SORRY IF THIS IS REALLY BAD I JS WANTED TO GET SOMETHING OUT.

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𖡼 𖤣 ↟ 𖠰 𖥧 ˚ 𖥧 𖤣 𖡼

You aren’t very good at resting, at least not typically.

notes: fluff, sleepiness, domesticity, sleeping, GET SUM SLEEP READERS, food / cooking mentions, cursing, schlatt taking care of u <3, uni/college mentions

You’ll take hours before you get to bed, doomscrolling or playing a dumb game on your phone. And Schlatt indulges, of course, because he’s the same.

But some nights the exhaustion will really get to you.

You’ve been studying for a few weeks straight, and your exams are nearing. Every hour spent either in uni classes, or studying.

You got home successfully without falling asleep (barely), resting in your bed for just a second with sleepy eyes.

Schlatt was out buying groceries for you two, you were pretty sure. At least, he wasn’t home.

You were meaning to get up and study, set on it. But your eyes felt just a little too heavy. You made no effort to get up, still convincing yourself that you would.

The next thing you knew, everything was black. Laying on top of your bed still in your outside clothes, sleeping deep and drooling.

Schlatt unlocked the front door, and got home with a call of your name. Your lack of response making his eyebrow raise as he set the bags of groceries down on the kitchen counter.

He knew you’d been studying real hard, he’d bought some stuff for you while he was out knowing you needed a break. He hummed to himself, pulling his cap off and walking into the bedroom.

A fond chuckle escaped his lips, seeing your face smushed into your pillow and your lips parted drooling. The cats curled up at your feet. Being your boyfriend, he’d seen you in every state, messy and clean. He loved all of them, but seeing you so domestic made his heart happy.

He’d never admit it, though.

He grabbed a blanket and put it over you, a small smile on his face. Ruffling your hair, and snapping a picture of you he’d definitely set as his lock screen despite your future complaints.

He returned back onto the kitchen and unpacked the groceries to put them away.

When you finally stirred, the sun had gone down. You smelt something good. Your favourite food, making your stomach grumble in reminder that you’d not eaten since lunch.

You rubbed your eyes, wrapping the blanket around yourself as your feet padded against the floor, finding yourself in the kitchen.

You watched Schlatt, dressed simply in a black T-shirt and sweatpants, swaying and humming to the music cooking as Glen Campbell playing on his speaker. He heard you, looking up with a little smile to see you all wrapped up in the blanket.

A soft coo came from him, chuckling as he swiftly picked you up and set you up on the counter. Wrapping his arms around you.

“Mornin’, toots.” He spoke, broad frame holding you and chops against your neck.

“It’s not morning.” You giggled softly, fingers finding the collar of his T-shirt.

“Oh, really? You were sleepin’ like it was.” His tone was sarcastic. He laughed affectionately at his own joke, wheezy as he squeezing your waist . “Made your favourite, sweetheart. Figured you needed it.”

“Thankyouuu..” You slurred, arms wrapped around his neck and head lolling onto his shoulder. “I love you.”

“Love you more, you little nerd. Makin you get that good ol’ 8 hours of sleep now, though. Can’t have ya fallin’ asleep everywhere.” The brooklyn-er teased, pinching your cheek.

“Fuck you, dropout.” You grumbled, making him cackle.

“Callin’ me names, now? Still making you get 8 hours of sleep.”

“No!”

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And when you saw his new lock screen, your endless complaints and struggle to try and steal his phone to change it only made him grin.

“Nah. Too cute to change it. I like it, sleepy girl.”

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[croworro]

Schlatt and ted w a model reader will heal my heart!!!!

Beyond the catwalk

Pairings: jschlatt x Reader, Ted Nivison x reader

Warnings: Fem! Reader, sort of poly dynamic?

Drabble

Ted is endlessly fascinated by your career

He loves attending your fashions shows and photo shoots

Your biggest hype man

He would always be there on the sidelines with a treat for you after, or a bouquet of flowers

He has a second Instagram account dedicated to photos of you that he has taken

He also has helped you put together your entire professional portfolio

Always gives you a goofy pep talk before shoots or shows, making you giggle and loosen up

"You're literally killing it out there," or "Who else could pull off this look? No one!"

Ted is also super supportive of your crazy schedule

If you have to fly out or travel for a project he sends you billions of reassuring texts and of course FaceTimes you to hype you up

Ted is also fiercely protective (so is schlatt)

He is the first to stand up for you if you face any criticism, but also understands that you require criticism to grow in the field

He encourages you to listen to the feedback and does his best to lighten your mood

If you land a big gig Ted is not shy about celebrating

He will throw a huge celebration

He is also constantly hyping you up (bragging about you) on his socials

His playful attitude grounds you in the serious field

While schlatt on the other hand…

Schlatt is a bit more reserved but his support is no less intense

Schlatt provides unwavering stability

He’s not the loudest cheerleader but his pride in you is evident in everything he does

Although schlatt will brag about you at any chance he gets

“Yeah my girl was just on the cover of vogue, no big deal”

Whenever someone asks about your career career, Schlatt will drop your latest achievement with a smug grin. "Oh, they're doing another photoshoot today. You know, for a pretty major brand. You probably haven't heard of them... it's fine."

He likes your more casual unpolished side, like when the three of you are home just in your sweats

He may pretend to not care about fashion, but he secretly loves hearing you talk about it

He even starts recognizing designer names

He also spoils the ever loving shit out of you

Door dashing you food on set, sending flowers to set, bottles of champagne to set… the list goes on

He will gladly hold all your bags while you shop with his card

While schlatt is quieter in public he will snuggle you for hours and tell you how proud he is of you

You love dressing them both up for events, and honestly they love it too

Red carpet? They’re there with you

Ted loves the cameras while schlatt is a bit more reserved

But damn if y’all don’t look hot as fuck together

Modeling all of their merch of course

Schlatt also bases one of the gamersupps designs off a photo of you

Internet is honestly baffled with how these two oafs landed a hottie like you

You start doing influencer stuff with the help of schlatt and Ted, eventually building your own following

You’re honestly the glue of the relationship, balancing out their demeanors

Outings with the three of you are adorable, with your rise in popularity you occasionally attract paparazzi, leading to often adorable candids of your outings

Ted and schlatt are often seen carrying your things and using their height to block you from the paparazzi’s view

They basically act as your personal bodyguards, and before people find out the three of you are in a relationship they actually think they’re your bodyguards (at least the people who don’t know they’re YouTubers)

The three of you decide to go out for dinner at a trendy, upscale restaurant one night that's become one of your favorite spots.

As you three exit you are bombarded with flashes of light and yelling

Ted would immediately notice and wrap an arm around you

He would wave at the paparazzi to take the attention of you, maintaining a goofy demeanor but still being stern and keeping you safe

"Hey, yeah, we're all here! You got what you need? Okay good bye.”

Schlatt would steer you three through the crowd, his quiet protective nature taking over

Will push paparazzi away if they’re hassling you too much or getting too close

Focuses on keeping you calm

“Don’t worry, we’ve got this. We’re almost to the car.”

With your skyrocket of popularity the three of you are under constant scrutiny

You become overwhelmed with guilt

Constantly apologizing to schlatt and Ted, for the strain and unwanted attention

Ted just laughs it off and stays unwavering in his support

"Oh please, don't apologize. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't get to be the coolest guy in the room," he teases, wrapping an arm around their shoulders.

"Besides, what else are partners for? We take on everything together," he adds with a wink. "Plus I always had an inkling that you were going to be a star.”

Schlatt is always the calm voice of reason (surprisingly)

"You're not the problem," he says, his voice soft yet firm. "This attention comes with the territory, and we knew that. It's just part of the package. You're doing amazing."

Literally the most supportive boyfriends ever

This is actually so cutie, they would be such good boyfriends

I hope I did a good job with this, and that this is what you had in mind 😅💋