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HUMMINGBIRD

HUMMINGBIRD, DAD!JJ MAYBANK X MOM!READER

APART OF THE HUMBLE QUEST SERIES

SUMMARY: when it becomes jj and y/n daughters fifth birthday, the two take a trip back down memory lane, remembering the 9 months before their daughter was born.

inspired by hummingbird by maren morris

cw: mentions of pregnancy, jj’s dad, abuse, and swearing.

lowercase is intentional! wordcount: 2.1k

a/n: this song is so so so sweet :( one of my absolute favs from HQ. also we’re three away from a new writing series?? #IAMEMOTIONAL

“MAMA! MAMA! MAMA!”

y/n’s head whipped around the corner, before seeing her four year old daughter come barreling through the door, and ran straight into her arms, “you’ll never believe what dada and i did today!”

“what did you and dad do today?”y/n asked, before juliette beamed with absolute joy, “we went and saw uncle jb!” y/n’s face went into a surprised look, seeing jj out of the corner of her eye, “without me?!”

“dada had to pick up my birthday present for tomorrow!”juliette giggled, before wiggling out of her moms arms, and running down the hall, leaving y/n and jj standing there, looking at each other.

looking at jj, y/n could see the same boy that he was when the two were young kids, having one of their own almost five years ago.

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YOU’RE MEXICO IN THE WINTER, YOU’RE TENNESSEE IN THE SPRING,

“this can’t be happening.”

the 18 year old girl whispered, standing over not one, not two, but five positive pregnancy tests, causing a 19 year old jj to come barreling into the bathroom. the two stood next two each other, staring at the tests, wondering how much their lives were about to change.

how could one beer turn into two best friends standing in the bathroom at the chateau, looking at positive pregnancy tests, with both not being able to wrap their head around it.

“they aren’t-”y/n cut jj off mid sentence, knowing exactly what he was going to say, “yes jj they are real.”

the two looked at each other, with a silent knowing that everything was about to change. jj quickly wrapped up the girl into a hug, one she quickly reciprocated back, knowing how dizzying and panicking this situation was about to be for the two.

“we’re going to be parents.”

YOU COME AND GO LIKE A WHISPER, LEAVING ME THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DREAM.

MONTH THREE

HUMMINGBIRD, HUMMINGBIRD, YOU’RE THE SOUND OF THESE STRINGS,

tightly gripping onto jj’s hand, y/n laid on the examination table, as her obgyn pressed the doppler to her stomach, and the sound of a heartbeat immediately filled the room, causing y/n to look over at jj, with her mouth slightly ajar.

“and there it is.”dr.meyer smiled, looking at the two teens, “a strong one too.”

“are they growing okay?”jj quickly asked, and dr.meyer nodded, “perfectly.”

“can we get photos?”y/n softly questioned, and the dr nodded, before pressing a few buttons on the machine. soon enough, the heartbeat stopped as the doppler was removed, and photos were handed to the two pogues.

“make sure you schedule an appointment for this time next month.”dr.meyers reminded the two before they left, and y/n sent her a soft smile before nodding. stopping by the front desk, the girl made an appointment, and the two left, heading back to the chateau.

the entire drive back was content, with music playing softly in the background, and soon enough the two were back to the chateau, with nobody else in sight. walking inside hand in hand, y/n glanced around, trying to see if anyone was around, before jj took the two into the spare bedroom, and the two were grinning ear to ear as y/n pulled the sonogram pictures out of her sweatshirt pocket.

“i can’t believe i’m carrying a tiny human.”y/n spoke softly in case any of the pogues came into the chateau, due to the two of them not telling anyone yet.

“i am so unbelievably proud of you.”jj mumbled against her skin as he tucked his head into the crook of her neck, looking at the photos with her, “the strongest girl i know.”

smiling down at the blonde, she kissed his forehead, before the two continued to look at the photos with admiration.

HUMMINGBIRD, HUMMINGBIRD, NOW YOUR HEART BEATS IN ME.

MONTH FOUR

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR YOUR COLORS,

“you know we can’t stay here for much longer right?”

jj looked over at y/n who sat on the bed scrolling through baby name websites, “what do you mean n/n?”

“the chateau can barely fit john b and the rest of our friends. i can guarantee you it will not fit a little maybank.”she brought up, and jj hummed, knowing she was right, “plus im pretty sure if we bring in a crib without them knowing it’ll raise some questions.”

“and that you are right.”jj mumbled, before flopping down next to her, “you got any ideas?”

“yeah. that little house down the road thats for rent.”she mentioned, causing jj to raise an eyebrow, “we can talk with the relator about it.”

“and we could paint hummingbirds room with little trees, and put all the decor we can afford in there.”y/n continued on, trying to completely sell the idea to jj.

“princess you had me sold when you said that it was down the road.”jj grinned, causing y/n to burst out giggling, getting excited over how many ideas the two were going to have for their child’s room.

“i can’t wait.”

NOT KNOWING YOU’VE BEEN WITH ME ALL ALONG.

MONTH FIVE

HUMMINGBIRD, HUMMINGBIRD, ON MY SKIN REST YOUR WINGS.

“okay, i think that’s it.”

john b placed the final box down in the new house as all the pogues stood around, and sarah asked the burning question, “hey, is there a certain reason why you guys just moved suddenly?”

“yes actually!”y/n exclaimed, before rushing towards the door, “stay here!”

quickly running out towards the car that the two had bought a few months back, the h/c girl grabbed the unmarked bags, and raced back inside before jj helped the girl hand them out to the rest of the pogues.

y/n and jj watched as the pogues opened up the bags, before kie and sarah’s lit up, “no way!”

y/n nodded before the girls started screaming, and pope grinned before high fiving jj, “i’m gonna be an uncle!”

“can i tell them?”jj looked down at y/n, asking for permission to reveal something that only the two had known. y/n nodded, knowing how excited the four were about to be.

“her name is gonna be juliette callie maybank.”

“its a girl?!”kie yelled, and the two laughed, before kie wrapped y/n in a hug, and the two squealed with joy, “i'm going to have a niece!” so much joy filled the room as the pogues were overjoyed for the two, so excited for jj to be a girl dad, almost as much as he was.

“we have to go shopping soon for her room!”sarah gasped, causing the two girls to look at her, “can you imagine how many clothes and little boots we can get for her!”

“that is definitely a day the three of us are setting up the nursery.”john b spoke up, causing all the pogues to laugh.

little jc was about to be so loved.

ILL HOLD YOU IN MY LOVING ARMS, BUT I’LL LET YOU FLY FREE.

MONTH SIX

ILL NEVER TRY TO CAGE YOU,

“are you excited to be a dad?”

jj looked over at john b as the two were building juliettes crib, and jj nodded with a small smile on his face, “surprisingly yeah.”

“i just don’t want her to have to go through what i did with luke.”jj brought up, screwing in a piece, “i wanna be there for her, i want her to trust me enough to come to me with anything without being worried if she’s gonna have the shit beat out of her.”

“jj you are nothing like luke.”john b reassured him, before tossing a piece over to him, “you saying you don’t want to abandon her just shows how much better you are than him.”

“thanks man.”jj told him, before the two heard honking outside, and they walked out, seeing the three girls and pope unloading two cars filled with bags. “holy shit.”john b laughed, seeing jj’s face fall knowing how much they would have to put away later.

“we’re back!”sarah announced, before y/n hopped out, with her baby bump finally showing, “help us out please!”

“what in gods name did you guys buy?”john b asked as jj wrapped y/n in a side hug, and both kie and sarah grinned, “clothes, blankets and toys!”

“but this much for a newborn?”pope questioned, and kie grabbed a few bags from the car, “it leads little maybank all the way up to 24 months old!”

“you’re kidding me.”jj gave them a ‘are you serious’ look, and the three nodded, “she’s set for the first two years!”

“i’m just-”jj cut himself off by shaking his head, and pressing a kiss to y/n’s, figuring how tired she was from standing most of the day.

“how much of the nursery did you guys get done?”y/n asked as the six walked into the maybank household, and jj lead the girl to the room.

“everything but the crib.”he grinned, and y/n looked up at him with such joy, “thank you jj.”

“little miss jc is gonna be so freaking loved.”

TAKE THE SKY THAT GOD GAVE YOU.

MONTH SEVEN

HUMMINGBIRD, HUMMINGBIRD, YOU’RE THE SOUND OF THESE STRINGS,

“jj can you hurry up! we’re going to be late for the photo shoot!”

“alright, alright i'm coming.”jj ran down the stairs, dressed in a white button up and some jeans. a wide grin spread across his face as he saw y/n dressed in a white dress, one they knew both opened up at the stomach.

“its less than five minutes away, we will be fine i promise you.”jj pressed a kiss to the girls head, before they were out the door and heading towards the destination. “i know but i want to get our photos before sunset.”

“and we will, i promise.”he reassured her, and sooner than they knew it, they had pulled up to the location, with the sandy beach ahead of them, revealing the icy blue ocean. maybe having a maternity photoshoot in the middle of april wasn't a great idea, but the two wanted them before they got all ramped up with fixing everything.

meeting up with their photographer masey, the two did the photoshoot without a hitch, before y/n headed into the freezing water, wanting to finish up the photoshoot quickly due to both the sun setting, and the temperatures dipping.

as soon as they were finished, jj wrapped y/n up tightly in a blanket, making sure to keep both her and jc warm. after the two had thanked their photographer, the two headed into the car, seeing the sun had now almost fully set.

“do you wanna stop by the wreck to see kie and grab some food?”jj asked, and a wide smile spread across y/n’s face as she nodded.

“i’d like nothing more than that right now and so would jc.”

HUMMINGBIRD, HUMMINGBIRD, ON MY SKIN REST YOUR WINGS.

MONTH EIGHT.

I’LL HOLD YOU IN MY LOVING ARMS,

“do you wanna hold her?”

jj looked over at y/n who had just woken up from a four hour nap, and she smiled seeing him holding their daughter. june 19th, six pounds, eight ounces and she was four weeks early. the two were absolutely ecstatic at her arrival, and so were her aunts and uncles. y/n nodded, before slowly sitting up, and jj carefully placed the girl into her mothers arms.

a wide smile immediately spread across y/n’s face as her daughter grabbed onto her index finger with all she had, making sure not to let go.

“she’s going to have your e/c eyes.”jj mentioned as he sat next to his two girls, looking down at the newest edition, “and definitely your kindness.”

“she is definitely going to have your charm thats for sure.”y/n fired back, causing the two to laugh slightly as juliette moved slightly in y/n’s arms. it was silent in the room for awhile (besides the obvious noise of machines), and the two sat there, soaking up time before y/n spoke up after awhile.

“hummingbird.”

jj looked at her, slightly confused before y/n looked at him back, “it was my nickname for jc before we had decided a name for her.”

a wide smile graced jj’s lips, before they looked back down at jc, admiring the girl with so much love.

BUT I’LL LET YOU FLY FREE.

HUMMINGBIRD, HUMMINGBIRD, NOW YOUR HEART BEATS IN ME.

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mastermindmiko · 1 year

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Drunk (Part two)

Pairing: George Weasley + OC

Word count: 2907

Warnings: none but lmk if there is anything that I missed

Part 3

Requests are open and hey! if you think this didn't completely suck, maybe check out my masterlist.

an: maybe one day I'll edit this and make it better

George Weasley is creating one of the products for his joke shop with Fred during what he thinks is his free period, he had failed to check if it was or if it was not; and quite frankly it didn’t matter.

They were making one of the love potions for their witch line, which they were yet to name. “So we had this last year in potions-”

“Did you two actually pay attention to anything last year in potions?” Lee cut Fred off, he was sitting on the couch watching them attempting -key word attempting- to do his herbology homework. He actually has a free period.

“No, we did not but that doesn’t matter because we already took Katie's potions book.” Fred said. “While dear Georgie here was getting all drunk with Miss Lore and after I finished detention, I made the first batch of the love potion.”

George flushed at the memory, and he asked “did it work?”

“Well that’s what you’re going to find out.” Fred said, with a smirk. “You’re supposed to smell something you love or that attracts you.”

George leaned into the cauldron and he took a sniff and he immediately smelled Coconut, Almonds, and Lavender. He flushed knowing where the smell is from and he leaned back from the potion.

He saw the smirk on Fred’s face as he cleared his throat and said “yeah, um yeah. It works.”

Turns out that wasn’t the first time that Fred attempted to make the potion, as a part of his twin’s instinct he knew that his twin had a crush; he just didn’t know who. This was the 11th attempt to make this potion, he now knew for a fact that George is besotted with someone, he just has to find out who.

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“This letter came for you by the way.”

Juliette turned from her meal to look at Draco. “And you just decided to tell me this now!” she said.

Juliette snatched the letter that he got out from his pocket, it was from her parents. She opened it and read:

Dear Juliette,

We hope that your first day as a fifth year has not been completely torturous. Your brother has already written us a letter and we are disappointed to find that we have not received anything from you. You must be a great student and great prefect, you must do great in school this year; these are your OWLS and they must not be taken lightly. We heard from Narcissa that Draco is the other Slytherin Prefect, isn’t that delightful?

From your father’s connections from the ministry we will now be able to keep an eye on you from a teacher’s perspective. Umbridge is a great woman who shares our views in the wizarding world and will definitely be a great teacher. We expect you to write a letter about how fabulous her lessons are. On a much lighter note, considering that you only have two years left we were thinking about your engagement this year at winter break. Sadly I heard that many females have had their eyes on Draco, therefore you must go out on a date with him, somewhere public. Don’t think about avoiding this task Juliette, we will not appreciate it. We’re going on a business trip and your brother will be filling us in with all of the things you do in school,

Sincerely Christiana and Henry Lore.

Juliette pushed her plate aside, dropped her head on the table and let out a frustrated groan. She felt Draco tug on the letter and she let her grip loosen allowing him to read the letter.

“Juliette?”

She turned her head on the table to look at him, and hummed in acknowledgement. “Go out with me?” he asked with a sympathetic smile.

She gave him an appreciative smile and nodded. She hugged him tightly and said “thank you, you probably don’t even want to do this.” her words were slightly muffled from his robes.

He cleared his throat and said “no really, it’s not a problem.”

She let go of him and turned back to her meal.

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Juliette is getting ready for her date with Draco. The month of September had passed with no complications, Umbridge was an asshole but considering that Juliette is a Slytherin it didn’t really affect her that much. Her grades were high enough to appease her parents, and she was able to meet up with the Weasley twins four more times.

She thought about the date and what Draco would think of her if he knew she was adopted, what if she was from a blood traitor family? What would he think of her then? She doesn’t want to lose Draco; he was her oldest and closest friend. Not to mention the only known friend and the only one from Slytherin. Should she tell him?

She pushed the unpleasant thoughts out of her head and started to get ready. She wore a brown tennis skirt with some caramel colored stockings. She wore a cinnamon colored sweater and a peanut coat. She applied some mascara and highlighter. She was putting on her boots when there was a knock on the other door.

She went to open it, and she saw George standing there. His eyes trailed her body from top to bottom and said “you look good.”

A blush was spread on her cheeks and she said “thanks.”

He entered her room, closed the door behind him and she went to sit on her bed. He stood there awkwardly as he said “you look a little dressed up for Hogsmeade.”

She shuffled her feet awkwardly on the bed-side and said “well yeah I have a date.”

His eyes went wide and his jaw clenched as he looked away. “A date?” he asked

“Yeah.”

“With who?”

There was a knock on the door and a voice was heard “Juliette are you ready to go?” she walked up nearer to the door and said “give me two more minutes.” They heard okay.

“You’re going on a date with Malfoy?”

“Yeah.” Juliette replied.

“You could do way better.” He said, avoiding her gaze.

“Well, if someone wanted to ask me they would’ve right.” She said, not quite getting where he’s at.

“Yeah, they would’ve.” They stayed in a somewhat uncomfortable silence, George seemed incredibly lost in thought, when she started shuffling in her place. He was taken out of his trance. “I should go.” he said. He didn’t wait for her reply as he walked out the door that led to the corridor.

Extremely uncomfortable from the encounter, Juliette walked out the door with a smile. When she reached Draco he smiled at her and said “you look pretty.”

Her smile widened and she looked at him with his black suit, and said “you look depressing as always.”

He smirked and looped his arm with her as he said “you adore it.”

“Yeah, yeah. You look as handsome as ever.” She said, rolling her eyes, but the smile never once fading. She watched as he tilted his head upwards slightly and puffed out his chest and her words. “and also as arrogant as ever.” she added.

She chuckled as his posture deflated slightly. They started walking out of Hogwarts, down the hill and around the shrieking shack and into the village; and all throughout their journey they were laughing and having fun.

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“So where are we heading?” Juliette asked. She then saw his gaze go to Madame Puddifoot's Tea shop. “No, no, no.”

Draco rolled his eyes, and said “well, we’re supposed to be on a date.”

“Like hell I’m going there, and plus whoever said that dates have to be there.” She said arms crossed, and after a few seconds of silence she grabbed his hand with one of hers and she headed to The Three Broomsticks.

“There really.” He said with an eyebrow quirked up, noticing where she was heading.

“Well, I want some butterbeer.”

He let out a frustrated sound but followed her there nonetheless. They found a table where they both sat down and Draco got up and went to get some butterbeer.

They both enjoyed their drinks and then Draco said that he wanted to go to flourish and blotts. Juliette noticed a somewhat large group of people heading into Hogshead and among those people were George and Fred; and she thought that it would be a good idea to go see them. It was also an adding factor that none of the people in the group were Slytherins, or close friends with Slytherins.

Draco got up from his seat and offered her, his hand and they both excited The Three Broomsticks. As soon as he started heading, Juliette took a stop. He looked at her confused until she started talking, “you go, I just have to do something.”

“And what exactly is this something?”

“Uh, nothing worth noting. You go.” She replied.

“Juliette, I want you to come with me.” He replied with a slight blush on his cheeks. “And also your brother is over there.”

Juliette turned behind her to see where his gaze was and surely enough her brother was watching them with high curiosity. There was no doubt in her that if she left Draco he would tell their parents. She turned back to Draco and said “fine, but when we finish you have to let me do what I want.”

“Okay.”

“Alone.” she added.

He let out a chain of frustrated sounds. Merlin, he’s a literal child, she thought. Then he stayed silent for a few seconds and then let out a forced “fine.”

They both went to Flourish and Blotts, where Draco bought two quill sets; one for each of them. He then went to skim through the book shelves, while she was following him around -having no idea what to do- she came across a cool looking book. Juliette was not a reader by any way, the only way she got any reading done was Draco reading her a story by the fireplace when they were little. She had never even gone to Flourish and Blotts before today except for the first ever Hogsmeade trip, also with Draco.

The book was about plants, Juliette liked plants for one reason and one reason only. That they could appear like something and actually are something completely different; that fact however wasn’t enough for her to take Herbology this year. The book was kind of barbaric. It was called : Flesh-Eating Trees of the World.

All of a sudden the book was taken out of her hands by Draco. He immediately went to buy the stuff that he got. Juliette followed him and began “wha-”

“This is the first time in my entire life that I have seen you touch a non-scholastic book, or any book outside of class for that matter. I honestly began thinking that you don’t know how to read. So I’m getting this for you, before you lose interest.”

Juliette made no further comment and watched as he paid for the quills and the books. He had bought for himself 2 other books, none of the titles were memorable enough for Juliette to remember.

While exiting the shop she started talking “I do read by the way.”

Draco let out a scoff and said “ you call those 2 erotic novels that you have reading.”

Juliette flushed at the words, the summer before this school year. While both of them were avoiding the people in one of their parents’ many parties, Draco had found both of the novels which he was talking about. He never stopped mentioning it the entire summer, she had hoped that he had forgotten but apparently he did not.

“Reading is basically looking at words and understanding them, it does not matter what the content of the book is.” Juliette said defensively, folding her arms over her chest.

Draco let out a chuckle at her statement and then reached out for her hand to give her the book. “I’ll take the quills, you go do whatever you want to do. Without me.” he said the last part of a sentence with an extreme amount of pettiness that anyone could have mistaken him with a child.

“What are you going to do?” Juliette asked not wanting to leave him completely alone in Hogsmeade.

“I’ll go find Zabini.” He said shortly and then left to go find Blaise.

Juliette started to head to Hogshead. When she entered the pub, there was a lot of chatter. When she reached the end of the pub the voices making some of the chatter were more recognizable; she recognized them as Hermione Granger and Harry Potter. She then heard a lot of noises and mumbling until she heard an Umbridge like ‘hem hem’.

She entered the small part of the pub, to see many faces looking at her like; Potter, Granger, all the Weasley, Longbottom, and Lovegood. There were many other faces that she did not recognize.

“That’s a lot of people for a small place.” She said, trying to ease the tension that formed when she entered the place.

She saw Potter look at Granger and let out a ‘humph’ and her comment. Everyone looked extremely suspicious and nervous at her arrival, so she added “you look like you’re doing something you should not be doing, but knowing these there-” she pointed at Potter, Granger and Weasley and continued “when are there aren’t.”

The tension in the room increased until Neville let out a small surprised sound and came up right in front of Juliette. He started saying, “That book was in the top ten best Herbology books of the century, it is practically iconic now.”

She looked up at the tall boy and gave a smile, “ you can borrow it if you want, I found it at Flourish and Blotts.”

His face brightened and said “really?” She handed him the book and then said “yeah sure.”

He then looked around embarrassed for some reason and then sat down back in his chair. She looked around once again and started thinking. She looked at the people, and she noted once again that there were no Slytherins. Meaning that it must be something in between them that no one should know, like something they wouldn’t want to get out. The fact that she’s a Slytherin and including the tense atmosphere just proves her point.

The chatter stopped after someone made that Umbridge sound. Meaning that they wouldn’t want Umbridge specifically to find out, so it must have something to do with either Voldemort or with Defense against the dark arts. It might be about the ministry but considering the Weasleys' presence and Susan bones’ ,it can’t be.

Granger is also here and it looks like she’s the one leading, so whatever they’re doing it must be smart. Juliette came to the weird ass conclusion that “you’re going to be teaching them Defense Against the Dark Arts, aren’t you?!”

The entire room let out a collective gasp that made Juliette let out a smile, she was right. “It’s actually Harry who is teaching.” said Ron Weasley, he then got aggressively elbowed in the side by Hermione granger.

“We should converse for one second.” A group of the people were huddled together talking about her.

George approached her, “well if it isn’t Snidget the detective. Ditched Malfoy already?” He said with a smirk and a chuckle at the end.

She let out a frustrated groan, rolled her eyes and said “please don’t make that another nickname.” She ignored his comment on Draco. “You really doing this?” She added skeptically.

“Well yeah, I think it’s a good idea.” He replied.

“It kind of is, but what if you get caught. You’re all definitely going to get expelled.” She said.

His smirk widened as he leaned down slightly to reach her height. “When are you going to get it Snidget that we don’t care about being caught.”

“Well you don’t but I can definitely assure you that Granger does.”

“She’s the one that came up with the idea.”

“What? No way.”

He only nodded. She then looked around skeptically, “you’re not going to obliviate me are you?”

He then started walking away, shrugging his shoulders, going to the group that was huddled up and said “no promises.”

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lovelyleclercs · 2 years

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2022 Christmas Masterlist!

Christmas time is here! All Christmas/winter/holiday related writings will be found on this post! <3

this will be updated as I write the stories, and the stories will be linked once they are posted!

Clement Novalak- You, Me, and the Upside Down Tree.

-> You and Clem are decorating your new house for Christmas, but a faulty store bought tree turns into a memory you'll remember forever.

Lando Norris- Bringing the Holidays Home to You

-> Canada gets hit with a huge snow storm, meaning that nobody could fly in or out, meaning you can't go home for the holidays like you always did. Lando finds a way to bring home to you for the holidays.

Charles Leclerc- Kissing Santa Claus

-> Charles dresses up as Santa at the end of the year gala, but your little Juliette catches you kissing Santa.

Carlos Sainz: Chaotic Christmas Time

-> Carlos decides its time to introduce you to his family for the first time, but it's not a Sainz family gathering without a bit of chaos.

Felipe Drugovich- Sandman

-> Brazil doesn't get any snow, but you have the sudden desire to build a snowman. with no snow.

George Russell- My Biggest Gift is You

-> George finally decides he's ready to spend the rest of his life with you.

Dennis Hauger- Stuck in the Snow

-> what was supposed to be the best Christmas ever, quickly turned into a nightmare for Dennis.

Toto Wolff- Alone for Christmas

-> Toto thinks that he will be spending his Christmas all alone like he usually does, however you have a change of plans.

Sebastian Vettel- Home for the Holidays

-> coming straight off of retirement, Seb is able to spend his holidays at home for the first time since your children were born.

Mick Schumacher- Snowflake Kisses

-> A family walk with Angie in the snow makes you realize just how grateful you are for this life you live.

Pierre Gasly- Ice Ice Baby (instagram AU)

-> soft launching your relationship with pierre after a trip to the ice rink with him and Charles

#f1 masterlist #f1 imagine #f1 fanfic #f1 pov #f2 imagine #f2 fanfic #lovelyleclercs christmas

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abdicatedarchive · 4 years

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Juliette collapsed onto Olivia’s bed, “It’s not that they’re all awful. It’s just that all three of you are in here without me” said Juliette with a sad look on her face. “Rory is really cool, I just ... I don’t know why the three of you get to be in here without me” the girl added. She normally wouldn’t have wanted to go, but with things at home being so chaotic and Stevie, Gabrielle, Olivia, and Jonah being on the trip ... it didn’t seem that bad this year. Then the room assignments came out. “I just want to have fun, but I don’t think we’re partying until the last night” the brunette said, flipping to her stomach to talk to Olivia better. @kalidoscpe

#juliettexolivia #threads || olivia and juliette #olivia and juliette || 003 #juliette: winter trip

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bunnybananasims · 3 years

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Capp-Shear family, Roaring Heights - #25

Another free day for the whole Capp-Shear household, and they went for another trip to the Winter Festival. Besides enjoying their eggnog drinks and the festival amenities, there was something else going on there, too.

Charlie was being interviewed by his co-worker Marilyn Downes for an article, and there was a betrayal / scandal happening right in front of them. Not only it caught the journalists’ attention, but by almost everyone there at the park. Like a soap opera playing in front of them, some people thought.

The kids and teens were just minding their own business, most of the time. Hamlet and his cousin Somer Thebe built a snowman together, and Juliette was chatting with her aunt Regan.

#The Sims #The Sims 3 #TS3 #Sims 3 #Roaring Heights #Capp-Shear family #Capp family #Shear family #Regan Capp #Charlie Shear #Cornwall Shear #Hamlet Shear #TS3 gameplay #TS3 stories #Sims 3 gameplay #Sims 3 stories #bunnybananasims

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supercoldhottub-blog · 4 years

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Roleplay Partner Search

Hey Hi Hello!

My name is Leah and I’ve been role playing on and off for about a decade! (I know, I know, I’m an old fart in the role play community lol). Over the last few months, I have been gaining a few partners, but would love a few more!

First things first; the rules

I’m over 25 (I know, I’m an old old lady) and I would like to you be 18+

Have fun! You don’t have to make this super serious and only about the role play. Talk to me about being bold, crazy, adding some drama! (I love drama!)

Communicate! Just like I want us to have fun, I would like for this to be something we're talking about. We are creating something together so let’s talk about how to make this story bigger and better.

Pairings! I am looking for a mxf type of pairing and I would like to play the female. I have been playing the male for years and would like a turn as the lady.

Length! I tend to match whatever you give me. But I'm also looking for someone to be fairly literate with me. I'm looking for looooooong posts that I can get lost it. I love it. That being said, I’m looking for someone advanced.

Romance! I have a soft heart and love love! So I’m looking for a romantic role play please! But that doesn't mean that they are in love by the first post.

Oh me or my, you have made it this far! Wonderful! Now we need to talk about what we are going to role play!

Here are just a few of my ideas!

Vampire Prince and a Human: Just as the prince was thinking that he was going to run out of food, his guards brought him a little treat that they found wandering in the royal woods. There is something different about her though and he can’t understand what it is. Instead of a one time meal, maybe he can have her be his only food source until he can’t figure out what it is about her that makes her different.

Christmas Vacation: It’s winter break at this random boarding school and the schools yearly clean up. This means that everyone needs to leave the school. Everyone knows that they are going on beautiful trips all over the world except one student. She doesn’t have enough money to do anything and is looking for help anywhere she can. He lied to his parents about bringing his ‘girlfriend’ on the family vacation this year. Too bad he doesn’t have a girlfriend. Maybe they can help each other in order to make it through the two week vacation.

Study Buddy In order to get into the grad program of her dreams, she needs more volunteer hours on her resume. In order to get out of this school, he's going to need to pass his last few classes. With the push of their counselor, they end up helping each other get to the places they want and so many more places.

Modern day fairy tale - Cinderella College means studying, late night adventures, and parties. When a girl goes to a party and catches the eye of a college senior, finding her will be harder than he thought. Mostly because she’s hiding from him. But why? They knew each other from middle school and the ugly duckling turned into a beautiful swan.

Romeo and Juliette (without the whole dying thing) It's hard to go against your family, but the heart wants what the heart wants. Plus it's a little fun to run around and do what you're not supposed to do. The time period, why their families are feuding, and ages can all be discussed and talked about!

WWII soldier x War Nurse The war is coming to the end, but that doesn't mean that soldiers aren't getting hurt. In one of the pop-up hospitals it's not only the injuries that are getting well, but the relationships between soldiers and nurses are getting on as well.

Years later and you're still the one College romances are fun, but when graduation comes, parting ways is normal. And like most college graduates, going back home isn’t always the thing to do. With a big move in play, it’s time to look around the town and see what’s out there. During a look around the town, they see each other and even though they thought they were over them, there was a gut feeling that they couldn’t get over. When they bump into each other a few years down the line, will the love they used to have come back?

Rich and the poor It’s hard growing up when there is no money to get you anywhere. It’s hard when you have all the money in the world but don’t want to go anywhere. Sometimes, what you really need is another person to balance out your life. But will her friends think he’s treating you like a charity case? Will his friends think she is always trying to get something more out of him?

If you have something that you’re interested in and think I might make a good partner for, let me know! I’m always willing to hear other people’s ideas 📷

These are the ones that I think will be fun and have a lot of directions they can go in! But I think that’s everything that I need to tell you! I hope to hear from lots of new friends! Now I have combined a few of them together in the past and so if you're looking at a pair that might night together, we can work it out! I love the idea of plotting together and learning about what we can do to make it fun and exciting!

If you’re interested, PM me!

#1x1 #1x1rp #1x1 roleplay #roleplay #mxf #f4m

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i will keep doing these every year for the foreseeable future but i draw the line at changing my age in my bio

i was honestly dreading doing this for 2020 because i figured it was just a sad empty hole of a year, but when i actually look back and think about it, i had some of the biggest milestones of my life this year??

FOR ONE, in a stunning twist of events that no one saw coming (least of all myself, which is why i didn’t even bother to include it as a goal in my post last year), i. got my license o: i have mentioned getting my license (or rather my failure to get it) in literally every one of these posts since i started doing them and it finally happened asdjagkdjls

actually being able to drive on my own without crying and panicking is a different story lmfao but baby steps

other good things from 2020:

-ilmbw 2020!! + bitf retreat as a co

-i dont know why because this is super specific but i think about the time me nicole sereena saúl and juliette went to barneys in santa monica ALL the time i think because it just represents pre-covid life so beautifully, like it wasn’t a Big Event it was just a random night and we went out and had lots of fun

-kara’s bday dinner + giant margaritas

-beach painting w sarah

-cuties/advent of helanicola

-speaking of which: three (3!!) classes with judy, created my graphic memoir!! busted my ass but i am so proud of the finished product; won the dept prize for roots that she nominated me for

-related: got to see my monologue performed in lips (twice) and sereena brought me flowers !!! that was also the same day we got brunch with sarah which might have been the VERY last time i had bottomless mimosas :’(

-published last fem article/a diet by any other name

-heaven on earth party although we both emerged tattooless (we couldn’t have known though!!)

-first (and last) gymnastics meet at ucla !!

-lots of coffee shop “studying”: attempted flowerboy, coffee connection, that french one down gayley, the one that was trying to be a sushi place, the one with no wifi, the expensive place in ktown with the scary parking guy

-big haircut + bangs that looked good for a whole 24 hrs

-rebecca’s LA visit!!

-graduated from college?? even though it was obviously not under ideal circumstances this is still something i never thought would happen so like damn

-started painting/doing art more; carved my first stamps!! printed a tote!

-baking zooms w alanicole

-got some good quality time in with emily before she left for boston :’)

-picnics galore this summer/fall (even winter, honestly) / painting at the park by myself / charcoochie

-skating!!

-started trying to do more fun things with my makeup

-went through a couple of therapists this year but i ended up with katie and i really like her so far

-monterey day trip with abi and nicole

-carmel trip with benj

-related: first second thirds :-)

-first internship

-picked up a cube??

-my best halloween costume to date if i do say so myself

-did i mention i got my license

-got my tragus pierced, got a new tattoo!!!! fish joint from ian

#personal

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OK, March 29

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Panic at the Palace -- Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles, Prince William, Duchess Kate Middleton

Page 1: Big Pic -- Kevin Bacon and Juliette Lewis were among the many artists who put on a performance for Linda Perry's Rock 'N' Relief Live Stream Concert Series, benefitting Sean Penn's CORE Response organization

Page 2: Contents

Page 3: Contents

Page 4: Sparks are flying between Sandra Bullock and Brad Pitt on the set of their new action movie Bullet Train and not just when the cameras are rolling -- their chemistry is through the roof and Sandra lights up whenever she's around Brad and some of the cast and crew could swear they've seen him blushing in her presence -- Brad and Sandra have been hanging out more than your typical costars and they have a lot in common and seem to really enjoy each other's company and they'll frequently spend their breaks socializing and they can often be heard laughing over each other's stories and topics of conversations range from mutual friends and house repairs to more personal stuff, like kids

Page 6: Bruce Willis turned 66 on March 19 and as he celebrates the occasion, he has been reflecting on his life and it's been quite the journey but Bruce looks back at it all with that classic smirk

Page 7: Producers of the Gossip Girl reboot have been begging Blake Lively to join the cast of the new show but she's turned up her nose at the idea -- she's not ungrateful, because the original show made her star, but she closed the book on that part of her life a long time ago -- she's blissfully content in her role as a mom to daughters James, Inez and Betty whom she shares with her husband Ryan Reynolds and being a stay-at-home parent and filming an occasional movie sounds way more appealing to her than returning to that hothouse Gossip Girl universe -- she says she had her show and wants the new team to have theirs, but to die-hard fans, it still feels like a major snub

* After calling it quits on her romance with Ben Affleck in January, Ana de Armas is ready to play the field and Hollywood's heartthrob du jour, Rege-Jean Page has caught her eye and she was over the moon when the Bridgerton hunk recently signed on to her new thriller The Gray, which also stars Ryan Gosling and Chris Evans -- of course, Rege is gorgeous, but Ana also likes that he isn't your typical Tinseltown success story and comes from a rich cultural background, just like she does and she's hoping to get to know him better once they start shooting in L.A. -- while Ana has been warned that won't sit well with Rege's live-in girlfriend, Emily Brown, that doesn't seem to bother Ana

* Janet Jackson's life story is set to get the full documentary treatment next year, and no stone will be left unturned when it comes to her famously dysfunctional family -- the family is freaking out, as well they should be -- Janet will be brutally honest about her late father Joe Jackson, who bullied her and made her feel like she was nothing with out him but her siblings say they had it much worse especially when it came to Michael Jackson, who suffered verbal and physical abuse from Joe throughout his childhood -- Janet, who became a mom at 50 with her businessman ex, Wissam Al Mana, is also ready to tell all about their divorce and custody battle -- doing this documentary has been incredibly cathartic for her and she can't wait to shed light on her family's deep, dark secrets

Page 8: Angelina Jolie has been legally single for two years, and now she's finally ready to mingle -- she's been laying low since her 2016 split from Brad Pitt and she's feels it's time to get out there and she's eager to meet some new and interesting men and the mom of six is open to being hooked up by Hollywood pals like Ellen Pompeo, whom she was seen dining with in Beverly Hills and Angie likes the idea of dating a fellow A-lister who can relate to her about living in the spotlight and Ellen's been helping out with suggestions -- Angie is even open to joining an elite dating service and now the hunt is on to find a suitable bunch of candidates -- she wants fun and adventure again and after months of just being Mom, dressing up, putting on some perfume and engaging in stimulating conversation sounds good to Angie

* It's only been six months since Drew Barrymore launched her chirpy daytime talk show, but behind the scenes, she's on the verge of a major meltdown -- the multitasking mom who shares daughters Olive and Frankie with ex-hubby Will Kopelman, has no idea that juggling work and family would be this hard and she's feeling pressure from every side -- she desperately wants to be there for the kids, but she's trying to make her show a hit, and with her production company, she has a million others things on her plate as well -- the stressed-out star has also been chowing down on junk food and drinking too much caffeine so she can't get more than a few hours of sleep a night -- Drew doesn't want to let anyone down, but if she doesn't dial it back, she's going to collapse from exhaustion

* Matthew Perry announced his engagement to his on-off girlfriend Molly Hurwitz in November, but he seems to be having second thoughts -- he's crazy in love, but he's scared of messing up a good thing by making things official and he also worries what kind of husband he'll make given his health woes and battles with addiction -- Molly has faith in Matthew, but she can see wedding planning is stressing him out, even more so now that the Friends reunion is set to start shooting and he's pushing himself to go through with it, but his doubts are gnawing away at him

Page 10: Red Hot on the Red Carpet -- stars show some skin in dramatic decolletage-baring frocks -- Nicole Richie, Aja Naomi King

Page 11: Kate Hudson, Becky G, Mindy Kaling

Page 12: Who Wore It Better? Kat Graham vs. Nicole Kidman in Erdem, Oliva Wilde vs. Bella Hadid in Ralph Lauren

Page 13: Danielle Bradbery vs. Paula Abdul in Hamel

Page 14: News in Photos -- Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox stepped out for dinner in West Hollywood

Page 16: Ariel Winter brightened up her monochromatic look with a pink face mask during a trip to the hair salon in West Hollywood, Justin Theroux went for a walk with his beloved dog Kuma in NYC, Arnold Schwarzenegger was spotted on his daily bike ride in L.A.

Page 17: Susan Sarandon stopped to get her caffeine fix while shopping solo in Soho

Page 18: Lea Michele proved to be quite the doting mother while walking with her son in a stroller in Brooklyn, Lucy Hale and her dog Elvis were inseparable during an outing in L.A., Krysten Ritter took her RadRover electric bicycle out for a spin in L.A.

Page 19: John Stamos and his wife Caitlin McHugh stopped by an antique shop where they purchased a bunch of old goodies in Santa Monica

Page 20: This year, instead of a traditional runway show, Moschino released a 12-minute film featuring Karen Elson, Shalom Harlow and Amber Vallera wearing new styles from the Fall/Winter 2021 line

Page 21: Alessandra Ambrosio caught up with a pal while walking dogs in L.A., David Harbour eating a treat while out and about in NYC, Daisy Ridley stopped by The Graham Norton Show in London

Page 22: Amelia Gray Hamlin and boyfriend Scott Disick caught some rays while vacationing in Miami, Katie Holmes and boyfriend Emilio Vitolo Jr. color-coordinated their gray-and-black outfits for a lunch date in NYC, Rebel Wilson taking a walk around the neighborhood in L.A.

Page 24: While on the set of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Rachel Brosnahan shielded herself with a see-through umbrella, a newly brunette Lady Gaga in a white suit as she left her hotel in Rome to film the upcoming Gucci biopic, The Masked Singer panelist Jenny McCarthy gave herself a last-minute touch-up before posing for some promo shots

Page 26: Inside My Home -- Chelsea Handler's sleek setup -- she is checking out of her longtime L.A. home

Page 28: In 2009, LeAnn Rimes made headlines when she was caught hooking up with her costar Eddie Cibrian while they were both married to other people and now, more than a decade later, she is opening up about that time in her life and spilling secrets that she's never shared before -- looking back, LeAnn thinks it's unfair that she got raked over the coals like that and the public shaming caused her to suffer panic attacks and all LeAnn did was fall in love -- of course, there are likely big regrets about the way everything happened, but she and Eddie never meant to hurt anyone and they just had this connection they couldn't walk away from and a few months after their romance was revealed LeAnn parted ways with then-husband Dean Sheremet and Eddie filed for divorce from Brandi Glanville and they wed in 2011 -- while LeAnn has been a great stepmom to Eddie's sons Mason and Jack, she'd love to have a child of her own someday and she and Eddie have tried and tried with no success and now that she's pushing 40, they know time is ticking and they could always go the surrogate route, and they just might do it if it doesn't happen naturally in the next few months

Page 29: Liam Hemsworth has been dating Gabriella Brooks for 15 months, and he's so smitten that he could put a ring on it any day now -- Liam's made it clear that he's ready to walk down the aisle again after calling it quits in longtime love Miley Cyrus in 2019 -- everyone is thrilled because Gabriella is so sweet and easygoing, which is just what Liam needs -- Gabriella has already gotten the stamp of approval from the Hemsworth clan, who had long been skeptical of Miley and when Liam brought Gabriella home, his parents thought, that's more like it -- now that Liam's settled in at his new $5 million spread on Byron Bay, all signs point to him popping the question because he's never been happier

* Shedding post-pregnancy weight is never easy but luckily Katy Perry has a secret weapon to help her get back in shape which is Orlando Bloom -- Katy had already dropped 35 pounds since giving birth to the couple's first child, Daisy Dove, thanks to her fitness-obsessed fiance and Orlando has her eating five small vegan meals a day and he follows the same diet to make it easier for her, and Orlando makes sure she hikes or swims at least five days a week and those are the type for fun activities where he can join her -- Orlando's also her biggest cheerleader: during their recent Hawaiian getaway, Katy was nervous because she felt she hadn't lost enough weight but Orlando told her she was one sexy momma and he really is her biggest supporter

* Despite the pandemic, Nicole Kidman's remained one of the busiest women in Hollywood, which is getting under her stuck-at-home husband's skin -- while Keith Urban was forced to cancel his concert tour last year, Nicole had a whirlwind 2020, shooting her miniseries Nine Perfect Strangers in Australia and her historical thriller The Northman in Northern Ireland back-to-back and it's been incredibly hard on Keith because it drives him crazy not being able to get out there on stage -- Nicole hates seeing him the dumps, but she's told him he's lucky to be able to spend so much time with their daughters Sunday and Faith -- with Nicole set to play comedy legend Lucille Ball in Being the Ricardos, which starts filming this spring, that can only put more stress on the marriage but Nicole has no plans to slow down, and she's not making any apologies

Page 30: Patrick Duffy and Linda Purl went from zero to 60 practically overnight, but their turbo-charged romance appears to be slowing down -- ever since Patrick and Linda reconnected last summer, the late-in-life lovebirds have been joined at the hip at Linda's Colorado home, where things have gotten too close for comfort because Patrick's a laid-back guy, but he hasn't had a moment to himself because Linda is always pushing him to get outdoors and do stuff with her and Patrick feels the need for more space and some along time -- spending every moment together and hanging on each other's every word was fun for a while, but they don't want to lose their independence and they realize they need to bring their relationship back down to earth if they actually want to go the distance

* After nearly five blissful years together, Britney Spears and Sam Asghari are still going strong, and it looks like a baby could be in their near future -- Sam recently sent tongues wagging when he revealed that he wants to take their relationship to the next step and be a young dad and Britney is totally on board because she has always wanted another child and now with Sam raring to go, she figures it's the perfect time -- growing her family would be a welcome distraction from Britney's bitter battle with her father Jamie Spears over her controversial conservatorship

* Love Bites -- Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Zack Carpinello engaged, Morena Baccarin and husband Ben McKenzie welcomed a son named Arthur, Nicolas Cage and Riko Shibata married

Page 32: Cover Story -- Palace in Crisis -- the Royal Family is in disarray following Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's bombshell tell-all -- what really offended them was how much Harry and Meghan said they love Queen Elizabeth in one sentence and attacked the institution, everything she stands for and works for, in the next -- it's going to take a miracle for Harry to reconcile with his family after what he and Meghan revealed

Page 36: Celebrity Hall Passes -- stars reveal the Hollywood crushes their partners have granted as freebies -- Eric Decker gets Jessica Alba and his wife Jessie James Decker gets Post Malone

Page 37: Lisa Vanderpump gets George Clooney, Seth Rogen gets Charlize Theron while his wife Lauren Miller gets Brad Pitt, Mark Consuelos and Kelly Ripa both get Cynthia Bailey

Page 38: Taron Egerton gets Rachel Weisz while his girlfriend Emily Thomas gets Daniel Craig, Kyle Richards wouldn't let her husband Mauricio Umansky near Eva Longoria or Demi Moore but he gets a hall pass for Betty White, Beau Clark gets Bethenny Frankel while wife Stassi Schroeder gets Joaquin Phoenix

Page 40: Interview -- Queen Latifah -- the entertainment icon is having a blast kicking butt in her new TV crime drama The Equalizer

Page 42: The Great Outdoors -- these stars know fresh air and fitness make a killer combo

Page 46: Style Week -- Hailey Bieber has been named global ambassador for Superga's Spring/Summer 2021 season

Page 48: What's Hot Right Now -- lifestyle brand Sporty & Rich just launched chic athleisure pieces to help you look effortlessly cool this season -- Amber Valletta

Page 49: Stylish Shades -- shop Ashley Graham's flattering frames the model's new collection with Quay

Page 50: Chic House Dresses -- trade knits for airy frocks that will make you feel beautiful all through spring -- Whitney Port

Page 52: Girls' Getaway -- planning a safe spring break with a few BFFs? Pack these stylish essentials to easily look fab on the fly -- Rita Ora

Page 54: Entertainment

Page 55: Q&A with Wayne Brady

Page 58: Buzz -- Lady Gaga sent the internet into a frenzy after sharing a behind-the-scenes photo of herself with Adam Driver from the set of their Ridley Scott movie, House of Gucci

Page 60: Sound Bites -- Cardi B on staying away from celebs, Mary Steenburgen on husband Ted Danson, Kate Hudson on her iconic yellow dress from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Page 61: Paul Bettany on his stunt with Tom Hanks in The Da Vinci Code, Jada Pinkett Smith on not focusing on exterior beauty at age 49, Nikki Bella on being intimate with fiance Artem Chigvintsev, Charlize Theron on homeschooling, Julia Garner on her roles of choice

Page 62: Horoscope -- Aries Jessica Chastain turned 44 on March 24

Page 64: By the Numbers -- Paris Hilton

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Where in Fiction Would You Spend Christmas?

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It’s been a staying-in kind of year. That New Year’s Resolution you made to travel more? It’s gained 20 pounds, started cutting its own hair and is now in a jigsaw club with your neighbour Ken. The only marathon you’ve completed in 2020 is a Battlestar Galactica rewatch. The only mountain you’ve climbed is the metaphorical one it takes to shower daily. That beach trip you’d planned? It went okay actually. You made some bells by selling coconuts to Nook’s Cranny and dug up a bunch of Manila Clams with a flimsy shovel.

For obvious reasons, escape is on our minds this year more than most. So we started thinking, if you had your wishing socks on, where in the collected imaginations of everyone who’s ever dreamt up a film, TV show, game or book, would you spend the holidays? On the holodeck of the Starship Enterprise or roasting on an open fire with The Simpsons, exchanging gifts with Ewoks or witnessing Scrooge McDuck’s transformation from miser to philanthropist first hand?

To get things started, here’s what our writers picked…

Alec Bojalad would spend Christmas … reveling with the Sterling Cooper staff on Mad Men

If I’m to indulge this hypothetical in which I’m torn away from one reality and thrust into another, one thing is very clear: I will have to be extremely intoxicated to avoid my heart exploding from the stressful terror of it all. Thankfully, I know exactly where in pop culture to go to get absolutely blitzed: Mad Men. In terms of sheer debauchery, a Sterling Cooper Christmas party probably falls somewhere between a Bacchanalian orgy and Valhalla itself. As Don, Roger, Bert, Peggy, and company gather together to celebrate another successful year schmoozing clients and sexually harassing one another, I will don my finest 1960s attire and infiltrate the festive event.

As Don Draper wonders who this soft-bodied weirdo in an ill-fitting suit is, I’ll catch up with Harry Crane about television. Then I’ll ask to see Bert Cooper’s weird tentacle porn painting. Sometime around my 9th J&B Whisky on the rocks I’ll visit the secretarial pool and beg them to demand better treatment because “you’ree ssssooo strong and eleganttt. Don’t listen to thessseee men. They’re Mad Men.” Hopefully I’ll be taken away to an old-timey hospital at that point, given electroshock treatment, and return back to my own continuity.

Ryan Britt would spend Christmas… at Deanna and Will’s cabin from Star Trek: Picard

When Jean-Luc Picard uses the spatial projector to zap himself and Soji across the galaxy to the planet Nepethene, the result is a cozy pizza dinner with Will Riker, Deanna Troi and their daughter Kestra. For those who had been pining for more ‘90s nostalgia in this Trek series, the episode ‘Nepthene’ delivered, but with a strong shot of realism. Although Picard was written and created before the Covid-19 pandemic, the idea that Riker and Troi would leave the busy and crowded life of Starfleet, and retire in a remote cabin to protect their family is a choice many have actually faced in 2020. As people around the world have fled pandemic epicenters and tried to put shields around their own families, the peaceful and remote home of the Riker-Trois represents the optimistic ideal of Star Trek with a quiet, and very close-to-home twist.

Spending time with the Riker-Troi family would mean great conversation, great music (oh the jazz!) and, above all, great food. I would happily put my own family in their ‘pod’ if only so Kestra could teach my three-year-old daughter the best way to construct a bow and arrow, and of course, how to learn that secret language of butterflies.

Then, after the kids were in bed, having a glass of wine or some Romulan whiskey with Will out on the porch sounds pretty damn perfect. 2020 has been tough. A bear hug from Riker seems like the perfect Christmas gift of all.

Caroline Preece would spend Christmas… at The Muppet Christmas Carol’s Penguin Skating Party

Ever since young-me set eyes on the ultra-festive world of The Muppet Christmas Carol I’ve wanted to visit. I can’t imagine a better way to spend Christmas Eve than in the cuddly version of Dickens’ cautionary tale, helping Kermit and his co-workers tidy up Scrooge’s office for the holidays, dancing down the snowy London streets and attending the Penguins’ annual Christmas skating party as the ultimate topper to a perfect evening.

As well as being super-merry and joyous (‘tis the season), judging by Kermit’s performance on the ice, they let anyone take part.

It could just be the general lack of socialising and festive frivolity in 2020, but Bob Cratchit’s hopeful walk home from the office (remember the office?!?) on the night before Christmas has always epitomised the idea that the anticipation of Christmas Day is the best part. Add to that a trip to the market to pick up some singing vegetables, or the cosy Cratchit dinner with Miss Piggy and their gaggle of pig and frog offspring, and it’s a version of old-timey festive cheer that will always hold a place in my heart.

Louisa Mellor would spend Christmas… with the strippers in Hustlers

This choice won’t reflect well on me. It’s neither edifying nor improving and has a core of savage capitalist consumerism, which is probably what makes it so Christmassy. Midway through Lorraine Scafaria’s Hustlers – a film about a group of strippers who right the wrongs of the 2008 financial crisis by drugging Wall Street guys to run up their company credit cards – there’s a scene that’d make anyone’s heart grow three sizes.

A dozen lap dancers gather for Christmas in a high-end apartment, their daughters and a grandmother in tow. Dressed in luxe loungewear and chunky gold, their skin glowing like a sucked butterscotch, they swap gifts, smile and sing and dance and thank the lord for their sisters. Expensive elegance is everywhere. Someone gets a fur coat, somebody else a pair of animal-print Louboutins. The woman who dips the dancers’ tits in bowls of ice before they go on stage is given an iPhone 4. Mostly though, they give each other affirmation. Without a natural hair colour, nude fingernail or a man in sight, it’s a dream family Christmas. Picture a Norman Rockwell painting with Jennifer Lopez in gold lamé, a cashmere Santa hat and a balcony bra. Feel-good festive perfection.

Michael Ahr would spend Christmas… secluded in Hogwarts

Some may have found Harry Potter’s winter holidays without his friends rather lonely, but I can think of nothing more magical than having the vast empty halls of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry all to myself. Why let the staff have the warm, dry, magical snow that fell annually in the Great Hall all to themselves? Not being of school age myself anymore, I might choose to share a butterbeer (or perhaps a hot buttered rum) with Dumbledore and Hagrid by a roaring fire.

I might even be tempted to make the trip to Hogsmeade to see all the shops decked out with lights and blanketed in snow. I’d still be able to enjoy the comparative solitude without all the kids running around, but I’m almost certain there would be a group of carolers wandering about the square, never mind the singing enchanted suits of armor back at the school. And of course, if I could pick a particular present, I’d choose to receive the same amazing gift Harry received that first Christmas from Dumbledore: his father’s Invisibility Cloak. I’d likewise pass it along as a family heirloom to my own children on some Christmas morning to come.

Jamie Andrew would spend Christmas… in a Deep Space Nine Holosuite

At first, I entertained the idea of spending Christmas in Baltimore with the denizens of The Wire, mainly because I liked the idea of children running up and down the streets hollering, ‘Omar’s coming!’ moments before the shotgun-wielding Robin Hood of the Hood came swaggering down the street wearing a big red coat and a white beard, tossing out bank notes and whistling ‘We Wish You a Merry Christmas’. Then I realised that the chances of me ending up a corpse inside a boarded-up derelict building before the turkey was even cooked were surprisingly high, so I thought I’d try Christmas with Frasier Crane and family instead. Unfortunately, my foreknowledge of Martin’s and Eddie’s deaths would cloud the occasion, and I’d probably spend all night slumped crying in Martin’s recliner, unable to tell anyone why I was so upset without violating the temporal time directive.

Best, then, to spend Yule time on Deep Space Nine. Christianity and its associated festive traditions don’t appear to exist in the 24th Century, so after saying hello to Sisko and co., and maybe playing a bit of Dabo at Quark’s, I’d probably spend the rest of my time in a faithful Holosuite reproduction of a 1990s Irish bar on New Year’s Eve getting absolutely wasted with fellow Celt Chief O’Brien. Now THAT’S what I call Christmas.

Juliette Harrisson would spend Christmas… in Narnia

Not, of course, the White Witch’s eternal winter, when it’s always winter but never Christmas, but a regular Christmas in Narnia. It would, of course, be a white Christmas because otherwise, how would Father Christmas come and deliver presents to everyone? So I could spend the season in a snowy woodland surrounded by magical creatures, and be in with a chance of a really good present. Or possibly a sewing machine.

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Why Chronicles of Narnia’s Santa Claus Celebrates Christmas with Weapons of War

By Juliette Harrisson

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The Rod Serling Christmas Movie You Never Saw

By Chris Farnell

On the first moonlit night when there’s snow on the ground, Narnian fauns, dryads, and dwarfs perform the Great Snow Dance, with the fauns and dryads dancing around while the dwarfs throw snowballs that don’t hit them (an often forgotten detail from the book version of The Silver Chair!). I would join in, although possibly not throw any snowballs as my aim isn’t that good. Then I’d go back to Mr Tumnus’s for sardines and cake on Christmas Eve and talk to him about his somewhat dubious taste in books (just what is Nymphs And Their Ways about, eh Tumnus?). I’d spend Christmas Day up at the castle of Cair Paravel, eating and drinking like a Queen, and then I’d go visit Mr and Mrs Beaver on Boxing Day for a feast of leftovers and maybe a little light ice fishing.

John Saavedra would spend Christmas…celebrating Life Day with Star Wars’ Poe Dameron

No one has ever cared so much about Life Day, the Star Wars galaxy’s own version of Christmas, as much as ace pilot Poe Dameron does in the Lego Star Wars Holiday Special. From decorating the Millennium Falcon and choosing the right Life Day sweater to roasting the traditional tip-yip (also known as Endorian chicken), Poe shows there’s something much stronger than the Force in the Star Wars universe: holiday spirit. Who knew the Resistance hero best known for his knack at blowing stuff up had such a soft spot?

Hanging with Poe on Life Day would mean chestnuts roasting on an open exhaust engine, drinking whatever passes for cocoa in the Star Wars galaxy, hanging out with Wookiees on their homeworld of Kashyyyk, singing festive carols in Huttese, and finding just the right Life Day tree for the Falcon. It’d also mean dancing to the hip tunes of Max Rebo’s drum (the rest of his band is unfortunately no longer with us) and partying with Lando Calrissian, Finn, Rose, Rey, Jannah, Mon Calamari, Jawas, Rodians, Ewoks, and maybe even Chewie’s son Lumpy. If you’re not sold by now, your taste in holiday parties might be bantha poodoo.

Elizabeth Donoghue would spend Christmas…. at The Office’s Classy Christmas

Dunder Mifflin has many memorable Christmas parties, but Steve Carell’s final festive special includes some of my favourite things about The Office; weird Gabe, Michael’s enduring hatred of Toby, and Michael and Holly’s adorable relationship.

After Toby announces he is taking a leave of absence for jury duty (‘Thank you, Scranton Strangler. I love you. You just took one more person’s breath away’) Michael learns that Holly will be returning to Scranton and demands that Pam’s regular Christmas party must get classy. What makes a Christmas classy? A backwards Kangol-esque Santa hat, a red velvet smoking jacket and a quarter of a jazz quartet of course.

I would actively enjoy watching Dwight take down Jim in their snowball fight (total bully, needs to be taken down a peg or two), get drunk with Kelly and Meredith, dance with Phyllis and Erin and learn more about the enigma that is Creed. And although it is slightly more subdued than their Benihana and Moroccan Christmas parties, I’m sure we could keep the party going at a Poor Richard’s after-party.

Kayti Burt would spend Christmas … on Themyscira

The Amazons’ decision to opt out of the “Patriarch’s World” has always been a relatable one, but never so much as in The Year 2020. Historically, I’m not really a beach person, but Themyscira, aka Paradise Island, has a lot going for it: warm weather, a supportive community, and live sporting events where you don’t have to worry about some drunken dudebro spilling cheap beer on your toga.

As far as I can tell from the Wonder Woman movies, no one (besides Young Diana, who’s usually working through some stuff) ever seems to be having a bad time on Themyscira. And why would you? The pre-Crisis comics incarnation of the island (which I am going to choose to accept as my holiday canon) includes indigeneous kangaroo-like creatures called Kangas that the Amazons ride like horses. Diana’s is called Jumpa; mine will be called Jimmy Hoppa, and we will explore the island’s cascading waterfalls and cliffside terraces together. In the evenings, I will attend performances at the Themysciran amphitheater with my new Amazonian friends or, if I’m feeling introverted, catch up on my book reading and crossword puzzles.

Listen, I wouldn’t want to spend forever on Themyscira—I’d miss my friends, family, and TV shows (Themyscira doesn’t seem to get a good wireless signal)—but a few weeks (or months, especially as I will be quarantining for my first two weeks) for Christmas 2020? Bring me to the enchanted feminist utopia.

Alana Joli Abbott would spend Yule… at the coven house from the Nightcraft Quartet

Witchkind, as presented in Shannon Page’s Nightcraft Quartet, don’t celebrate Christmas, but they do love a good Yuletide celebration. Page’s witches and warlocks are separate from humans, long lived, and magical. Young witches train in the magical arts at a coven house, living there like a dorm; the adult women of the coven (always numbering thirteen) may be involved in scientific research (like protagonist Callie), medicine and healing, or reading Tarot, and they teach their specialties to the young witches. The coven house is a central place where women gather to live, to practice magic together, to celebrate, and to honor traditional rituals. While Callie’s coven in San Francisco has their problems, the community there is caring and genuine, full of both youthful energy and centuries of experienced witchery.

One of the perks of editing this series is that I get sneak peeks into parts of the story readers haven’t seen yet—including Yule decorations. Rather than cutting down dead trees, witches coax living fir boughs to weave along the walls and mantles, accented with red ribbon and gold—coins, beads, chains. I can imagine the cozy San Francisco coven house filled with witches all rushing to perform their tasks to make the perfect celebration, some of them convincing the fir boughs to expand in just the right ways while others brew hot chocolate or prepare the feast. I picture them eating in the large hall, voices lifted in joyful chatter, and then making their way out to the grounds beyond the house to celebrate beneath the stars, singing midwinter songs and looking forward to the next year. After months of 2020 with smaller communities and less human contact, being surrounded by such a vibrant, magical group of women sounds like just the right way to end my year.

Rosie Fletcher would spend Christmas… with the Roy family from Succession

Go hard or go home, they say, so since I can’t go home this year, I’m going round the Roys. That is, of course, the family at the centre of Succession, a show peopled by the very wealthiest and utterly worst. Festivities would be held at the home of patriarch Logan Roy. His children and their partners would be obliged to attend. Logan would hire a chef to cook, waiting staff to serve, some of whom he would abuse. I would give them sympathetic “I’m sorry” looks but do nothing, secretly thankful Logan’s ire wasn’t focused on me.

In all likelihood I would be a figure like Greg (the egg), or Tom Wambsgans – mostly tolerated, vaguely despised and very much the second class citizens of the Roy clan, skulking on the periphery as Kendall, Roman and Shiv compete for Logan’s love and oldest son Connor comes up will another entirely ridiculous life plan – I dunno, maybe this year he’s decided that his next career move is to become Santa Claus.

The food would be extraordinary. The booze the very finest – how long before, like Greg, I would be claiming the bottle of vintage rose champagne I had just motored through was ‘not my favourite’? And the dinner table conversation would be electric. Electric like an electric shock – sharp, painful, disorientating, unexpected.

So Christmas has become too commercialised? Fine, fuck it. I’ll take the eye-wateringly expensive gift that’s grudgingly bestowed on me, I will gorge on the finest cheeses known to man and coat my tongue with port made from molten rubies, knowing I am on my way to moral bankruptcy and doing it anyway. Go hard or go home…

Kirsten Howard would spend Christmas… singing along in the closing moments of Scrooged

You’d be hard-pressed to find a Christmas movie that feels as genuinely uplifting during its climax as 1988’s Scrooged. Bill Murray’s arrogant TV boss Frank Cross, having been visited by the Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future, disrupts a live broadcast of A Christmas Carol to rant openly and honestly at the cast and crew (and eventually you) as he makes a passionate case for a life less invested in exploitation and capitalism, and eventually kicks off a collective singalong of Annie Lennox and Al Green’s version of ‘Put a Little Love in Your Heart’.

That’s where I’d like to be this Christmas. Not just to sing along with Bill, but to be around people immediately swept along by the much-less-explored altruistic route of ‘no fucks given’.

Also hanging out with Bill Murray, though, of course.

So much of the last few years has been a public race to the bottom of Nothing Matters Mountain, but even if it hadn’t all been so demoralising and forced so many of us to reevaluate our priorities, Frank’s message of redemption in love and living as well as we can, while shrugging off our own heavy expectations of success, still feels really special.

This Christmas, there is light at the end of the tunnel. We may not be able to grab the nearest stranger and sing “put a little love in your heart!” at them right now, but we CAN carry that feeling with us into 2021. As Frank says: “There are people who are having trouble making their miracle happen”. We can always try and find time to stop focusing on our own for a while and to help them.

David Crow would spend Christmas… chilling with Harold and Kumar

Not many people are aware of this, but A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas is the best Harold and Kumar. It may not have the pop culture cache of their medicinal-fueled quest for mini-cheeseburgers, but it does have something very special, indeed: Wafflebot. If you’ve had the misfortune of living your life oblivious to Wafflebot’s existence, allow me to introduce you to a greater world of wonder and magic.

Wafflebot is the best Christmas present to ever come out of Santa’s Workshop. Displaying an eerily sophisticated artificial intelligence for a toy meant only to cook delicious breakfasts, Wafflebot can make you waffles any time by just popping the top and letting that batter drop. But he can also do so much more! Vaguely aware of the concept of friendship, this brunching Frankenstein can learn how to love and appreciate his owners… and defend them from any threat with scalding hot projectile syrup!

With the ability to serve breakfast, save your life, be manipulated into dangerous attack mode, and learn how to see the real you, all while playing a mean drum solo, Wafflebot would make any Christmas a sweetly warm experience. And then Harold and Kumar, and I could also steal a Christmas tree from NPH or something.

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astrojules · 4 years

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omg tysm @capri-stellium for tagging me!💗✨ i absolutely love your blog! ive never done one of these before so i hope you guys enjoy:)

name: juliette ✨

nicknames: jules, julie, j

zodiac sign: sag sun, scorpio moon, cap venus 💫

height: 5′5

languages spoken: english & spanish

nationality: american

favorite season: fall through winter 🍂❄

favorite flower: peony, lotus, white lily, hibiscus, rose, orchid 🌺

favorite scent: sweet smells like vanilla or fresh baked desserts, as well as fruity scents 🍰🍒

favorite colors: purples💜; lavender, lilac, wine, violet- and shades of blue💙; aqua, turquoise, royal blue, ultramarine, navy blue

favorite animal: i really love all animals but cats, snakes, foxes and owls are my favs

favorite fictional character: i dont really have any

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: i loooove coffee but im trying to drink less of it and reduce my caffeine intake, i prefer herbal teas and the occasional black/green tea (which ik do have caffeine shh) 🍵

average sleep hours: probably around 8-10

dog or cat person: i love both but cats have got my heart. i like having to earn their affection and attention and i love their independence, probably cause they remind me of myself;) also cats are just cute little weird balls of fluff how can you not love them🐱💗

number of blankets you sleep in: 2, and one of them is super fluffy and cozy

dream trip(s): ive never had the chance to travel so honestly ill be happy anywhere i get to go, but i would love to visit europe and japan ✈

blog established: a couple of months ago i believe, this is my first time around on tumblr!

followers: almost 200 and idek how cause i started this blog for myself to learn more astrology and i only repost content so ty guys 🥺💗

random fact: i love to draw, paint and create stuff!🖌🎨

ill try tagging some blogs here that i really enjoy, even if we may not interact very often! feel free to join even if i dont tag you!✨

@c0smichoe @venusmidheaven @immortalink @novi-la @plutoswrath @virgosaturn @elleestsurlalune @ellie-mae-astrology @timeless-mars @taurealuna @aceoflilith

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bravadoseries · 4 years

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STARS & STRIPES CHRONOLOGY - UPDATED

0.5 Midsummer | Agent Carter | Audrey Carter grows up surrounded by misfits, from her secret agent mother to her Broadway star aunt to her genius (yet incredibly stupid) cousin. Snapshots of her childhood and some of her favorite memories.

1. Monachopsis | The Avengers | In which Steve Rogers emerges from the ice to find that he left more behind than he thought. Or, Peggy was pregnant when the Valkyrie crashed, leaving Captain America with a half-super-soldier daughter and a lot of catching up to do. Against a backdrop of alien invasions and near-world destruction, the two star-spangled heroes attempt to found a relationship.

2. Nodus Tollens | up to CA:TWS | After the Battle of New York, Audrey and Steve are adjusting to life in Avengers tower. While her dad fumbles his way to a date with Darcy Lewis, Audrey deals with the trials of her own love life (namely, DGSE agent Delphine Lamontagne), being Doctor Foster’s bodyguard during Another Alien Invasion, espionage, and a transfer to Washington DC. Bruce Banner/OC

3. Oblivion | Captain America: The Winter Soldier | A mission gone awry leads Audrey, Steve, and Natasha to discover that SHIELD is not what it seems. New enemies, new allies, and the ruination of her roots throw Audrey headfirst into a fight that blurs the lines between good and evil.

3.5. Symbiosis | from CA:TWS to A:AOU | It's that classic story. Olivia Perales is a baker in New York. Sam Wilson is the newest Avenger who saves her from an armed robbery. You know how these things go. Sam Wilson/OC

4. Aurora | Avengers: Age of Ultron | Almost a year after DC, Audrey, Sam, and Steve have been searching desperately for Bucky to no avail. A new threat arises, however, in the form of Ultron, Tony’s robot-gone-wrong, who believes inherently that the key to saving the world is ending the human race. The fight leads Audrey to the Maximoff twins - powerful, dangerous, and terrifying. Against impossible odds, the Avengers reunite once again to save earth from destruction. Bruce/OC, Helen Cho/OC, Steve Rogers/Darcy Lewis

4.5. Redamancy | Post AOU | Pietro and Wanda Maximoff were anti-America anarchists just months ago—now, they’re the world’s newest Avengers. The Maximoffs must navigate the road to heroism, their respective romances with medic Mattie Rowland and security guard Oliver Modi, their friendships with the other Avengers, their complicated relationships with working for the country they once hated, and the winding force that tethers the twins to each other. Wanda Maximoff/OC, Pietro Maximoff/OC

5. Elysian | Post AOU | In the wake of Bruce’s disappearance and the fight to stop Ultron, Audrey struggles to make sense of the silence between wars as everything slips through her fingers. Bruce Banner/OC

5.5 Dreamer | from CA:TWS to CA:CW | Juliette Fury, Nick Fury's daughter and favorite Rising Tide hacker, has always had a rule about not dating S.H.I.E.L.D. agents—but, uh, dating the guy who helped burn S.H.I.E.L.D. to the ground is the opposite of that, so…? Bucky Barnes/OC

6. Allegiance | Captain America: Civil War | When a disaster in Wakanda threatens to schism the team, Audrey is forced to choose between her father and one of her best friends, all the while grieving the loss of her mother. For once, the enemy isn’t really an enemy, and she’s faced with a conflict in morality over whether or not she’s the hero. Though desperately trying to reunite the team, it seems the only way out of the fight is through.

7. Eternity | Thor: Ragnarok & Avengers: Infinity War | After a year on the run, Audrey trips down the wrong rabbit hole and ends up in a faraway world of gods and monsters. Although reunited with Bruce, Audrey is soon caught up in wars between worlds and trapped with a role she never wanted to play: savior. Bruce Banner/OC, Valkyrie/OC, Loki/OC

8. Metanoia | Avengers: Endgame | Five years after Ultron's victory, Audrey wakes up on the wrong side of the universe with Carol Danvers. Knowing that the Avengers need to try again, she heads onto a ship and begins a journey across the universe to challenge the man who took everything from her. Multi-ship, but mostly Bruce/OC.

8.5 Meliorism | Post Avengers: Endgame through Thor: Love & Thunder | Loki, God of Mischief. Amanita, Head of Avengers Product Design. Put them in space with the second God of Thunder and the New King of Asgard and you get, well, this. Loki/OC

9. Ostranenie | The Falcon and the Winter Soldier | Sam Wilson takes up the mantle of Captain America. Olivia Perales won’t let the fact that she’s heavily pregnant stop her from fighting by her husband’s side. Bucky Barnes gets back in the game. Juliette Fury continues to disrupt the system. Sharon Carter accepts the burden of Peggy’s legacy. Beckett Hope is a mysterious stranger. Welcome to the new Team Cap. Sam/OC, Bucky/OC, Sharon/OC

10. Arcadian | Post-Infinity Saga | Margo Banner’s life is anything but usual. Her parents are superheroes, her grandpa is turning 150 soon, her grandma was a spy during World War II, and she’s got super strength. When she starts her first year at the Avengers Academy, she doesn’t think that life can get any stranger. She’s wrong. Multi-ship.

#this is just like a guide for myself lol #*ref #author's notes

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olstaveshtheolstabest · 4 years

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@clementinemashtel

Piles. Piles upon piles upon stacks of papers and pictures and schoolwork. The Mosalnar School of Nature and Development made sure every piece of artwork its students made was displayed and then sent home at the end of every quarter in a nice big compostable cardboard box. And Raydon Calliope had put them in storage at the back of his office, still perfectly sealed with the glue handprints the girls sealed them with.

He didn’t look at anything.

Why should he? None of this work would be important for their pre-k portfolios.

There was so much of it Larenna needed to take breaks sifting through it; but small whiskey sips could only get you so far. She had begged for artwork from the girls to put up, to take places with her. And seeing it all in a neat and sealed pile made her finish her drink and grab another.

What would she tell Clementine? What could she tell her?

Sorry darling, your psycho ex-husband kept you in the dark about both your daughters entire education up until now. Whoopsy-daisy.

The worst of it though, was all the letters Larenna found addressed to Clementine from the girls teacher. Syrath Vladislav had been trying to get in contact with her for ages.

Larenna sat with her through some of it but she soon slipped out; she couldn’t take it.

Mrs. Clementine Calliope,

I am Professor Syrath Vladislav; Aemma and Juliette are going to be joining my classroom and me and my assistant teacher Igor are very excited to welcome your family to our classroom.

I was hoping to reach out to you through letter; Your husband has informed me you are very busy with your work and that he would handle all school affairs. However, I think it is important that both parents be as involved as they can and I wanted to get a chance to connect with you about the girls and their needs and likes.Here is a list of all the family events we will be having at the school this first quarter. I hope you will be able to attend.

Sincerely,

Syrath Vladislav

Mrs. Clementine Calliope,

I hope you had a restful time with the girls over winter break. I was sorry to see you missed the holiday show so I have included a video recording of it with some extra pictures of the girls at the end. I have also included their feet polar bear stamps and the snow globe fragment picture they’ve made. The girls have grown so much over these last two quarters, I hope to watch them grow some more. Also thank you for your kind gift of Gumbo. It was amazing. Do you need the thermos back? I would be more than happy to drop it off or send it with the girls.

All the best,

Syrath Vladislav

Mrs. Clementine Calliope,

Thank you for helping the girls with their Aphrodite festival poems; my heart has not been the same since they started saying ‘blue’. The girls talk about you often, Aemma especially. We are conducting a project for Mothers Day where we make a stuffed doll with a recording of their mothers voice. It would function as a comfort object as we are working on self soothing. If you could please send me a recording for each of them it would make such a difference in their transition.

Every Kindness,

Syrath Vladislav

Mrs.Clementine Calliope,

I hope you enjoyed your family trip to Fantasy Hawaii. Juliette would not stop saying ‘Hawaii’ all week. Now that the school year is coming to a close I was hoping we could have a meeting to review the girls progress. Your husband was very clear about his distaste at the thought of meeting so I understand if you share his sentiments, but if you don’t please come see me after their graduation in the class. I need to ask you something important.

With every kindness,

Syrath Vladislav

#clementine #syrath #raydon #v: single mom #(that man didnt read any of it. didnt ask for any info)

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ardentlyjet · 4 years

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Answer 20 questions and tag 10 people

1. NAME: Juliette

2. NICKNAMES: Jet (and another few from my brother that people will never know)

3. ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini

4. HEIGHT: 5’4/5’5

5. LANGUAGES SPOKEN: english (plus learning a few others)

6. NATIONALITY: English, Hungarian

7. FAVORITE SEASON: Spring

8. FAVORITE FLOWER: Flame Roses

9. FAVORITE SCENT: Don’t make me choose

10. FAVORITE COLOR: Silver

11. FAVORITE ANIMAL: Owls

12. FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER(s): Again, don’t make me choose

13. COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Tea

14. AVERAGE SLEEP HOURS: 9-10 hours (tbh the last couple of days it’s been more like 12-14)

15. DOG OR CAT PERSON: KITTY CATS

16. NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: Right now, sheet, duvet and 2 blankets. In Winter, sheet, 2 duvets, 3 blankets and several hot water bottles.

17. DREAM TRIP: Greece

18. BLOG ESTABLISHED: No idea

19. FOLLOWERS: No idea

20. RANDOM FACT: I can swear in several languages (I can’t be bothered to count rn)

1. @silent--sonata 2. @caffeinecanada 3. @thelibraryismytardis 4. @silvermooon-art 5. @eunyisadoran 6. @slugkitty 7. @gay4maclay 8. @isthecanoewoodoraluminum 9. @kasoleia 10 @youtellemferretface

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ftazcras · 5 years

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was that azura chesky i just saw hurrying across the quad ? you’d think they would know what happens when a sophomore is late to class . then again , the fashion major has been known to be pretty finicky . maybe being so effulgent helps keep them out of trouble . i heard they are bicurious and love daddy kink & choking .

name : azura juliette chesky .

nickname/s : az , zura , aj .

birthdate : november fifth , thus making her a scorpio .

age : twenty one .

gender : cisfemale , she ╱ her .

hometown : charlottesville virginia but she lived in venice italy for four years after mother left .

sexuality : bicurious .

INCEPTION :

honeyed hues and rosy lips , you are porcelain features and the daughter of a man who would give you his world and everything beyond that .. you grew up with financial privilege and the sound of sweet laughter falling from reflected features . your childhood consisted of cotton candy skies blending into the craved oceans that devour painted toe nails . the gentle tug on your arm as you allow your twin brother to pull you into one of his schemes . you do not like to talk about the day your mother walked out on you , nor the nights you begged the skies above you to answer all of the why’s you had .. why did she leave , why weren’t you good enough .. why did she not love you . it shaped you more then you would like , but you’d never admit that .

PERSONALITY AND FAST FACTS :

effulgence in human form is accurate for azura, she is a bubbly energetic child who does not know how to stop her lips from rambling . as her brother would announce , she likes the sound of her own voice ( despite everyone else around her having a different opinion . )

she is clumsy , which is ironic considering she is a beast on a cheer mat . but the minute she’s off she’s tripping . falling . busting ass . all of her most embarrassing moments consist of her falling .

she is a goof ball , tends to always be teasing someone .

entirely affectionate and not always in a sexual way , she genuinely just enjoys simple acts such as holding your hand . resting her head on your shoulder . she is the friend that is always jumping all over you , will sit on your lap despite there being an open spot right there . and of course , when in an relationship her affection does not differ . this intensifies when she’s drunk .

despite her being a doll baby , when it comes to getting to know her on an emotional level she can be difficult . hard to please , hard to get .

she is convinced everyone will leave her , and with that she is either clinging to you or is pretending like you dont mean anything to her to help convince herself that when you do leave it wont hurt .

her abandonment is not something she admits to herself ? but mostly it’s because she’s playing this game of hey i barely even remember her who even cares i dont need anyone who doesnt need me .

she is entirely loyal to her friends , and takes loyalty seriously . there’s nothing worse you can do then betray her ( or lie to her ) .

she craves meaningful bonds with others ,,, it’s her most toxic and selfish trait . has this weird thing of needing to know that if she disappeared one day that people would miss her .. lose their minds . it ties into her constantly feeling disposable .

is passionate about everything she does . super ambitious likes having things to put her energy into .

she hates being viewed as anything but the fun loving angel she usually is and with that she rarely speaks about her negative emotions . refuses to cry in public . which is funny because she is definitely a insensitive to the streets and sensitive in private kind of person .

she is learning that being her sensitive vulnerable person is not a bad thing but its hard for her .

is an adrenaline junkie !! likes doing things that make her heart race !! loves travelling but that’s her dads fault .

would live on the beach if she could ( she grew up on a beach literally lived in the water ) .

she grew up involved in almost every sport . soccer , volleyball , softball , cheerleading , she even did competitive surfing for two years .

cheerleading is her sport . and it is something she still does in college and damn is she good at it . ( prefers tumbling to most things )

she is one of those party girls i can already feel in . stumbling in at four am and still getting up at nine am to head off to class and then practice before doing it all over again .. she is adventurous and never says no to something that seems fun so ?? dont tempt her .

she speaks fluent italian !!

highkeys likes being handled . rough sex is just up her alley . likes being spanked . aggressiveness turns her on . clearly she loves being choked . is definitely a please daddy puppy eyes and all kind of girl . more submissive then anything else . cuffs , ropes , she’ll do it . oral , tends to love giving but who doesnt love receiving . the more comfortable she is with you the more she’ll tend to do .

WANTED CONNECTIONS :

platonic soulmates . i mean picture your favorite tv duo and this is them . i want the full nine yards . knowing everything about each other to their orders at taco bell to their biggest regrets . summer breaks and winter breaks you can spot them on one another stories doing something absolutely stupid . they text non stop just to talk shit and vent about their day .. non sexual bubble baths . sharing clothing . anytime one posts a picture you can see the other in the comments with an annoying yesssssss baby .

a group of friends !! i just want a group of three of four that are always together doing the most . they have a groupchat , post pictures non stop on instagram together . snapchat stories while one’s yelling at the other and the other two are doing something stupid and laughing about it . inside jokes and even petty arguments that always end up in being solved … of course after a few subtweets .

the first love ? good terms or bad terms . each other’s first everything . still have such a soft spot for one another . could still be friends .

an on and off lover .. something a little messy . stupid things like arguing about seeing another girl on his story or watching her run off with another guy . late night texts and soft forehead kisses . only if they could get their shit together and admit how much they actually love each other .

confidant ? something real soft . opening up about their darkest secrets . her finally admitting to someone that she’s scared everyone will leave her . drunk sobs as they play with her hair and tell her everything is okay . that she will be okay .

a partner in crime . almost getting arrested together ? three am stops at diners to eat pancakes and bacon . vacations that consist of things they can not repeat . encouraging each other to take that last shot or hook up with that person .

friends with benefits . it does not mean anything . it doesnt , it really does not .. or at least thats what they tell each other . pulling on another way from the crowd to have a quickie in the bathroom . late night on rooftops giggling and smoking . blowjobs before practices and games . wondering if they’re more then friends

honestly ?? give me all types of plots with different dynamics . i live for cute friendships and angst angst angst . i want childhood friends that remind her of when times were much simpler . family friends she considers cousins because that’s how close they are . ex friends that refuse to speak to each other . ex friends with benefits that stopped because one caught feelings or maybe they were just bored . bad influences and good influences .. toxic friendships because not friends and then friends again is so common . one sided friendships . unlikely friends . love / hate relationships ! ex best friends who miss each other like crazy , old flings and teammates . study buddies who help her keep her grades up in the mist of crazy stories and hangovers . friends who only get along when they’r e both drunk out their minds . actual cousins from her mothers side ??? her dad’s sides ?

#noru.intro #so sorry this is trash #asdfgh

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